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Hello i just wanted to come on here and complain about the painful lack of young royals fanfiction. Like ??? What? So if your interested in me writing something about young royals and the actors, my requests are open for your wishes !!

Have a nice day

#prince willhelm #simon young royals #willhelm x simon #edvin ryding #omar and edvin #young royals #edvin x omar #wilhelm x simon #i love you #haveanicechristmas

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Hello, I am currently very bored and wouldn't mind to write something requested. Ask anything, fluff, smut, angst I write it.

Current fandoms I can write for are:

The Sandman (Netflix)

Moon Knight or MCU in general

Criminal Minds

Harry Potter (Marauders era)

Maze Runner

Good Omens

Shadow and Bone

Six of Crows

Hawaii Five - O

Wednesday (Netflix)

Young Royals (Netflix)

Dead Poets Scociety

Actors:

Marvel Actors

Tom Sturridge

Cillian Murphy

Henry Cavill

Edvin Ryding

But I can also write for anyone I haven't mentioned here, just ask. OC or Y/N story are also offered.

I want to start writing more and I would appreciate any support or ideas I get from you.

Lot's of Love,

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#x y/n #marc spector #kaz brekker #the sandman #tom sturridge #tom hiddleston #tom holland #morpheus #the maze runner #the dream king #mcu fandom #eternals #dream of the endless #dream lord #marvel #marc spector angst #barry keoghan fluff #kaz brekker smut #harrison osterfield #druig drabble #kaz brekker fluff #sub!tommy #dwayne pride x reader #chris pine imagine #bucky barnes x reader #anon ask #x reader #edvin ryding #young royals #prince willhelm

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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

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Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

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REBLOG !!!!!

‎”THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Reblog this!

   It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG… FYI - Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: 1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets. 2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing. 3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered. 4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots. 5] Number two is office parking lots/garages. 6] Number three is public restrooms. 7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught. 8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming. 9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands. 10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it. ———————————————————————————————————————————- POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER: 1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

  2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would  not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target. 3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent. 4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts. 5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there. 6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly. 7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble. ——————————————————————————————————————————- FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL …. I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it. 2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives. 4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.  

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage: a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) . b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)  

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot). 7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN! 8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.   

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry. If u have a heart or compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

  REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW ATLEAST PEOPLES WILL KNOW WATS GOIN IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information. I hope you all will Reblog. Lets See how many of you really care for this.

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Destiny can suck my.....

Every time destiny calls out my name and recites what is claimed to be written in stone, I cannot seize to ask myself if I do end up fulfilling destiny and saving the world who will save me. Will there be anyone with a prophecy that expects him to defeat dragons, overcome enchantments, survive poison, and cheat death for me. Or is life laughing at me telling me that destiny has decided my fate to cover that I am meant to give myself without receiving, in the end, to be forced to stand and the bottom with all those who have forsaken life. Is it telling me that if I had free will nothing useful would have come of that? Nothing Just. Nothing right. But who is destiny to tell me how to live what is mine? Who is life to give me a path and expect me to follow it? Forever to ignore the possibilities behind impossibility and the profoundly beautiful experience of failing and succeeding in the simplest of everyday tasks. Who is destiny to tell me I must be just and righteous? Who can tell me who I am? What if I chose wrong? Chose to ignore universes orders. What if I ignore the world that tells me how to live my life in its expectations? Maybe my destiny will be rewritten, maybe life will understand that I am not in the need to save the world. Because what is the point of saving it, when all I want is for it to burn?

-from the book, I'll never write

#dont mind me #Destiny #Writer #prompt #idea #frustration #anger

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There is no excuse for the things I did

No water in the world could wash of the blood that stains my hands. No saints in the sky could save my soul as it is drowned in the ocean of the tears i made fall. No echo in history could bring back my voice as it carries through the void that is flooded with the screams of hearts i broke. No God could ever give me the redemption that is my right as it could never excuse the crimes that darkened my soul.

-me

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I am selfish to love you

The pain in your voice was the only thing i could hear above the fairness of your words. There is no saint in world that could compete with the pure ness of your heart. As even when your heart is drowned by jealousy you cannot seem to take yourself before me. You would let me fly even if it means for you to drown. And from the moment I could see the despair in your eyes, my head knew that you deserved better than me by your side. Because from the moment I saw your smile and got drunk on the way you laughed i was overwhelmed by selfishness as I could never let you go. I could never let you fly but make you drown with me. Because I know that if I asked you would let me. I could never bare to see you happy without me too strong is the love I feel. Yes I love you too much to let you fly as I know with you goes my soul. And with it the eternal feeling if finally being whole.

-me

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I want to die for you

You were right. I don’t think I deserve love. You knew that and yet you did everything you could to intensify the hate I have towards myself. You took everything I had, everything I offered and shattered it to pieces. You made the emptiness in me grow, something I am afraid I will never have the space to regain. I now your lost and hurt, but I want to help you, to see you happy. I want to see you be the best version of yourself. It’s not that I want to be with you just to fix you, I want to be with you so I can safe you from yourself and then you can leave. I know you will. Everybody did. I want you to be happy and it seems like no one else wants to help you. I want you to be happy with or without me. Leave me, use me, destroy me, but I’m begging you please let me save you. Let me hold you above water and let me drown. Let me sacrifice everything I have left for you. Let me show you that love can be for your gain. Let me be the one to show you that you can be loved. Let me love you without receiving anything. Let me destroy myself for you. Let me let you go.

I thought I wasn’t capable to love like this again. The Scars from the people who kept claiming they loved, went to deep. I don’t the person that whines constantly about how scared she is of love. But yet it seems like it’s the only problem that keeps me miserable. I want to be with you as friends or more I don’t care. Just being around you is worth getting my heart ripped out a million times. Even seeing you being with someone else. Watching your memories of me fading into the forgotten part of your brain is a pain I am willing to carry as long as I can be part of your life. Hear you laugh and feel your despair. But you don’t seem to like me, or you do but can’t be sure. It feels like your concern isn’t for me but for the girl you want me to be, or not to be. If you want me to be anyone for you. It was a foolish assumption to think you would want me. Do you ? I hope so. Or I Don’t. Whatever you please. Am I Pathetic ? Is that why you like the other girls more. Do you want me to be like them ? Tell me, I’ll change. Or maybe that’s what makes me pathetic. Maybe that’s why I don’t deserve you. I was falling in evil arms but the safety I felt in yours I haven’t felt since my dad, before he turned cold. Before he changed from the man who saved me from the Monsters under my Bed to one of the Monsters in my Head. Maybe I love you just for who I thought you were and not for who you are. Or maybe I hold myself for more important than I am. Forgive me. For being your burden. For making you see me as a clingy child. For making you look at me like I am useless, worthless without you. Or maybe you never looked at me like anything at all. You are The Stars and the Moon I love to admire. The words between the worn pages of my favorite book, the smell of my Friends hair that makes me feel like I am home, even tho we’ve never met outside of school. Maybe you are the Galxies I am so curious to hear a bot. Or the soft and tender voice of my Grandmother that watches over me. You are my everything and maybe I am yours, yet I feel like I am the one book you leave in your shelve. You look through the pages, listen to pieces of it’s story, caress it with a little bit of affection and then put it back. And push in the forgotten parts of your hunted memories, never to be remembered again.

-me

#heartbreak #myfault #sad #depressed #iamsorry #cry #ihatemyself #mentalhealth #mentalillness

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Maybe it was just my mind playing a trick on me.

I sometimes think that everything I thought to know is a lie. I thought I knew what love felt like until I met you. You made me realize that I confused love with selfishness. Technically it is, the selfishness that comes with taking something that isn’t yours. Simply because you can’t imagine missing out on that person. Yet with you it was more me that you, that was selfish. You were so addictive, your entire being was intoxicating. You were a drug that made me feel high, but as higher I got as deeper, I fell afterwards. I wished you would’ve warned me. Told me that I was just a temporary thing for you. I know that I need you more than you me. And everytime this destructive thought crosses my mind my heart feels heavy. You are like the fire of a fireplace; I am mesmerized by its beauty but as closer I get to it’s warmth as more my skin starts burning. So, I stay at the line, scared of being burned but to captured to move away. You are the smell of burned wood that stays on my clothes even if I put your fire out, hours ago. I can’t seem to let you go. You are the Cardigan in my closet that I don’t wear anymore but can’t seem to throw away. You act so oblivious or maybe you really are. Maybe you never realized how much you broke me. Or maybe you never cared. My thoughts are so loud, the voices are screaming and yet I can’t seem to understand a word. I want to write the way I think about you. I want to write about the anger, the pain, my despair, but I can’t seem to write a bad word about you. The sight of the ink on my paper that yells with my silent screams at you, seem to break my heart even more. It’s not your fault that I’m so fucking sad. My earphones became my best friends, they keep me company when the moon seems to laugh at my loneliness. They silent my thoughts with Music that hold more emotions than my unshed tears. What can I expect from a boy that seems to care less about me than I do. So I close my mouth, sit still and let you keep on breaking me. My silent screams echo through my clenched jaw as I try to hold my tears back. Family gatherings seem like hell, the constant question if I’m upset seem to torture me. I want to explain, want to make them feel like part of my life. Share my Pain and my Fears and yet I know they will never understand. I know they will judge, how could I be so naïve. I know they won’t understand what it feels like to suffocate because the pain in my chest is too big. How I panic at night when I drown in my tears. How I scream in my head when swimming through my misery seems like an impossible task. How I hold back my sobs, because I don’t want my demons to laugh at me. I don’t want them see me hide under my comfort in the comfort of my bed, because I’m too afraid of life. Because I am so scared that anybody sees me the way I see myself. I feel weak, pathetic and miserable but most of all I feel alone. I had you. Or maybe I didn’t even have that. Maybe all I had was the illusion in my head. I don’t want anybody to know me. To know how idiotic I was. Because it wasn’t you who broke my heart, it was me.

-me

#heartbreak #sadness #cry #depressed #breakup

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Hello please reblog this if you're okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

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I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

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What happens once you kill yourself? Because I'm ready to go.

You wanna know what happens once you kill yourself? Your mother comes home from work and finds her baby dead and she screams and runs over to you and tries to get you to wake up but you won’t and she keeps screaming and shaking you and her tears are dripping onto your face and your dad hears all the screaming and runs into the room and he can’t even speak because the child that he loved and the child that he watched grow up is gone forever and finally your little sister runs into the room to see what all the fuss is about and she sees you dead. The person she looked up to and loved. The person she bragged about to  her friends, the person she wanted to be just like when she grew up, the person that made her feel safe. But she’s never really going to get to grow up and smile and laugh and love because she’ll always be consumed with this feeling of missing you. And now there’s something missing from your family and they can barely look at each other anymore because everything reminds them of you but you’re gone and hurts more than anything. and you think that your mom never cared because she was always busy and yelling at you to finish your homework and clean your room and forgot to say I love you sometimes but really, she loved you more than anything and she doesn’t leave the house anymore, she can’t even get out of bed and she’s getting thinner and thinner because it’s too hard to eat. Your father had to quit his job and he doesn’t sleep anymore, every time he closes his eyes he sees his baby dead, and the image never goes away no matter how much alcohol he drinks. And at school your best friend sees that your seat is empty and she gets this sick feeling in her stomach and that’s when she hears the announcement. You killed yourself. And suddenly she’s screaming and crying in the middle of class and no one even bothers comforting because they’re all  busy sitting there staring at your empty seat with tears dripping down their cheeks and all she wants is for you to hug her and tell her it’s gonna be okay like you always did, but this time, you’re not there to do it, everything is dark now that you’re gone and her grades are slipping, she barely goes to school anymore and she ended up in hospital after taking too many pills because she wanted to see you again. the girls who used to make fun of the way you dressed feel their throats get tight, they don’t talk to each other anymore, they don’t talk to anyone, they’re all in therapy trying so hard not to blame themselves but nothing works. and your teacher who always gave you a hard time stares blankly at the wall, she quits her job a few days later. And then your boyfriend hears the news and he can’t breathe, he still calls you a lot just to hear your voice and he talks to you on facebook but you never message him back, he can’t fall in love again because every girl he meets reminds him of you, he’s never going to get over you, he loved you and he cries himself to sleep every night, hating himself and slicing his skin because he couldn’t save you and he’s never going to hold you in his arms or hear you laugh again. Now everyone who knew you, whether they were a big part of your life or someone you passed in the hallway a few times a week, they carry this aching feeling around inside them because you’re gone, and they miss you, and they don’t know why you left but it must’ve been their fault and they should’ve stopped you and they should’ve told you they loved you more and that feeling is never going to go away. And so you killed yourself

but you killed everyone else around you too. 

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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

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French Slang [1/2]

Finally I finished the first part of my list of french slang. I never tought it would be that hard because, as you can imagine, it’s really not that easy to try to explain to foreigners words that you use everyday without realasing it. Some expression are so often say that everybody know what it means but can’t explain exacty the signification. Anyway if there is some words or sentence that you don’t understand because I am not clear enought you can tell me and I will try to be more understandable. Next time I will try to explain “Verlan” language and how to use it.  

Slang words

Ouais : (Translation : Oui) Most of young french people use « Ouais » instead of « Oui »

Example : Person 1: Tu viens chez Sophie ? Person 2: Ouais !(Do you come at Sophie's place? Yes !)

Trop : (Translation : Very) Use to emphasis something you really like

Example : J'aime trop sa veste (I really like his jacket) or Tu as aimé la fête ? Trop !(Did you liked the party ? Very!)

Vas-y (Translation : Come on !) in that case it is use often  at the beggining of a sentence to show your frustration.

Example : Vas-y fait pas ton radin ! (Come on don’t be such a miser!)

Il m'a soulé/Souler quelqu'un (Translation : Getting on my/someone nerves) When someone really irritate you

Example : Il m'a trop soulé avec son travail (He really was getting on my nerves when he was talking about his job)

Kiffer (Translation : To like) You can replace the word « aimer, adorer» in a phrase by « kiffer »

Example : Je kiffe son sac (I love her bag) or Il l'a kiffe (He likes her)

Genre (Translation : like) Same as in english

Example : Il était genre très grand (He was like really tall) or Genre il est venu seul au mariage(Like he came alone at the wedding)

Grave (Translation : Very) Same as « trop » see above

Example : Il est grave sympa (He is a really nice guy) or Il est grave beau ce pantalon (This pants is really beautiful)

or can be use to confirm something what someone sayed

Example : Tu as vu comment il était habillé aujourd'hui ?! Grave ! (Did you see how he was dress today ?! Yeah I saw that !)

C'est clair (Translation : Yeah I know) Can be use like « grave » when you want to corroborate what someone just sayed

Example : Ce test d'anglais était très dur ! C'est clair ! (This english test was really hard ! Yeah tell me about it!)

Flipper (Translation : To be afraid) Is use to say that you were scared, that you freaked out

Example : Cette voiture est arrivé de nul part et j'ai flippé (This car came out of knowhere and I freaked out) or J'ai flippé quand il m'a pas dit qu'il avait une nouvelle à m'annoncer (I freak out when he sayed he had something new to tell me)

Pas de soucis (Translation : No worries) When you want to say that there is no problem

Example : Tu peux m'aider avec cet exercice de maths ? Pas de soucis ! (Can you help me with this mathematic exercise ? Of course !) or Pas de soucis je serais là 18h (No problem I will be there at 6pm)

Avoir le seum (Translation : To be angry) Use to signify that you are angry, annoyed

Example : J'ai le seum j'ai raté mon bus (I am angry i missed my bus) or Il a le seum il a eu une mauvaise note (He is annoyed because he got a bad grade)

Laisse tomber (Translation : To let go something) Often use to say that you are annoyed by something so you prefered to let it go

Example : Laisse tomber je préfère m'en aller (I give up, I am going to leave) or Laisse tomber c'est plus mon amie (Let it go she is not my friend anymore)

Mec (Translation : A guy) Can refered to just some random guy or someone boyfriend

Exemple : Ce mec là bas(This guy over there) or Mon mec est venu me voir (My boyfriend came to see me)

Mytho (Translation : A liar) Use to say that someone is a liar or he tells lies

Example : Ce mec c'est un mytho (This guy is a liar) or C'est juste des mythos tout sa (It’s just a bunch of lies)

Bagnole/Caisse (Translation : A car) To refered to a car

Example : Il vient de s'acheter une nouvelle bagnole (He just bought a new car) or Elle a une magnifique caisse (She has a splendid car)

Se barrer/Se casser/Se tirer (Translation : To leave) When someone leave a place but show his/her frustration or worries

Example : Je me tire de cette endroit (I am leaving this damn place) or Cette endroit n'est pas sûr je me casse (This place is not safe I prefer to leave)

Un pote (Translation : A friend) You can replace the word « ami » (friend) by « pote »

Example : C'est mon meilleur pote (He is my best friend)

Se marrer (Translation : To have a laught) When you had a big laught with someone

Exemple : On est allé voir une comédie et on s'est bien marrer !(We went to see a comedy and we had such a laught!)  

C'est hallucinant/J'hallucine (Translation : It’s unbelievable) When something is incredible in a good or a bad way

Example : C'est hallucinant de voir le nombre de vélos qu'il y a dans Paris (It’s amazing to see how much there is bikes in Paris) or J'hallucine elle sort avec mon ex ! (I can’t believe it she is going out with my ex!)

You can also hear : « C'est l'hallu » It’s the contraction of « C'est hallucinant »

C'est mortel (Translation : It’s rad) When something is really good, really fun

Example : Ce grand huit était mortel, on y retourne (This rollercoster was rad we have to do it again) or Cette voiture est mortel (This car is rad)

Le taff/Le boulot (Translation : Job) You can change the word « travail » (job, work) by « boulot » or « taff »

Example : Je dois aller au taff (I have to go to work) or Je l'ai rencontré au boulot (I met him at work)

C'est la loose (Translation : Bad luck, misfortune) I am pretty sure it came from the english verb « to loose ». It can be use when someone had a bad day or he try to do things but it led to misfortune after misfortune.

Example : C'est la loose on m'a volé mon scooter (I really have no chance, someone stole my scooter) or C'est la loose je voulais réviser mon examen mais il n'y a plus électricité chez moi (I can’t believe it I wanted to study for my exam but there no more electricity at my home)

Je m'en fiche/Je m'en fout (Translation : I don’t care) Means that you don’t give a heck. These phrases can’t be use with anybody. You can say it with your friends but not with your boss or someone important to you (« Je m'en fout » can be translate by « I don’t give a f**k)

Example : Je m'en fiche j'ai autre chose à faire (I don’t care I have something else to do)

Faire style (Translation : To pretend) When you talk about someone who pretend to do something

Exemple : Il fait style qu'il c'est faire du skate mais c'est des conneries (He pretends that he can do skate but it’s total bulls***e) or J'ai fait style que j'avais appris m'a leçon par cœur (I pretend I knew my lesson buy heart)

Contracted Sentences

French people tend to speak really fast. To adapted our phrases to the way we speak we like to « contracted » words together. For exemple If you are an advanced french speaker, you know that for the negation we use « ne » and « pas ». “Je ne peux pas venir” ( I can’t come). Well, when we speak, and only when we speak, most of the time we don’t say the word « ne ». So in the previous example we tend to say « Je peux pas venir ». It’s still mean the same thing. A bit like in english with « He does not know » and « He doesn’t know ».

Further more as we speak more and more faster we « eat » most of the words (I don’t know how to say it) in the phrase « Je ne peux pas » become « J'peux pas »

Some examples :

Je ne sais pas (I don’t know) =>Je sais pas => J'sais pas (Prononce it like «ché pa »

Je m'en fout (I don’t care, see above) => J'men fout => M'en fout (Prononce it like « cheu men fout »

Je me barrer/Je me casser/Je me tirer (I leave, see above) => J'me barre/J'me casse/J'me tire

Je vais voir (I will see) => J'vais voir

Je ne suis pas sur (I am not sure) => Je suis pas sur => J'suis pas sur (Prononce it like « chui pas sur)

I don’t know if I am clear ?  :/

« Tic de langage »

French people tend to start there sentences with filler words which are not important or change anything about the sentence but that you can hear often. We call it « tic de language »

Du coup,… : Corresponding to « So what » or « And so,… »

Example : Du coup j'ai oubliée mes clés chez moi « And so, I forgot my keys at my home »

En fait,…  Corresponding to « let me explain » or « in fact » if you translate litteraly

Example : En fait, je ne l'ai jamais rencontré (In fact, I never met him)

Bref :  Corresponding to « Anyway »

Example : Bref, c'était l'enfer cette journée (Anyway, this day was just like hell)

Bah… : Like the « Hum » in English when you hesitate before saying what you have in mind

Example : Bah…j'ai toujours été seul à cette table (Hum…I always have been alone at this table)

Non, mais…One of the mystery of modern french. You can use this sentence simply when you want to contradict what someone just sayed

Example : Non mais je t'arrête tout de suite tu as totalement tord (Sorry, I stop you right now you are completely wrong)

Or you can use it to confirm someone’s argument

Example : Person 1: Paul et Aline ne sont plus ensemble, je pense que c'est pour le mieux. Person 2: Non mais ils on eut raison (Person 1: Paul and Aline are not a couple anymore, I think it is for the best. Person 2: I totally agree, they were right)

I know crazy !

Hope you enjoy it  ;)