#< for the blacklist

[jedibongrip]

okay u guys talked me into it. 🥴 anakin pussy thoughts below 🥴

so anakin obviously has a pretty little pussy and he has almost no patience. basically as soon as he feels arousal, he starts fidgeting and squirming and rocking against anything he's sitting on. and he's done this since forever and no one ever seems to notice (or they dont notice its any different from his usual fidgeting) so he kinda just. starts doing it whenever he wants

so whenever he's in his living quarters with his master, if he starts feeling a little hot and bothered he just kinda. starts 'subtly' grinding against the couch cushion, or his own heel if he's sitting cross legged, or sometimes under a blanket he's just fully start touching himself. and obi-wan never says anything !! all through anakin's teenage years, he does this, feeling so sly and with an embarrassing rush of pleasure every time he gets close to coming (or sometimes actually coming) while his master is in the kitchen or is mediating in his room with the door open.

he spends sooo long walking around the temple or various ships with a damp spot in his underwear, either because he's about to get off or because he JUST got off in a fairly public area. when he's old enough to know about sex shops, he's walking around with little vibrators pressed against him, ready to turn on whenever he programs them.

and again, anakin feels sooo sly and proud of himself for doing all this without his master noticing. and it turns him on so much, getting off, when obi-wan is in the room next to him, or the bunk below him, or reading on the couch across from him.

and it isn't until anakin is knighted, but not yet moved out of their shared quarters, when he tries to rub one out and obi-wan finally snaps. because he's known this whole time! anakin is as subtle as a speeder crash! at first obi-wan was in denial - surely his sweet little padawan wasn't doing that in the same room as him! - then it was awkwardness - how on earth does he bring it up? - then it was. self-control barely hanging on by a thread. if he strained sometimes he could hear the slick little sounds as anakin touched himself. sometimes he could see the flush rise on his face and the his eyes glazed over.

when he tells anakin this, of course he's mortified. he's also so ready to come. and he realizes this is what he wanted all along; to get caught, to have his master notice and humiliate him for being so needy and impatient, to bend him over and solve the problem for him.

and from then on, anakin doesn't need to grind or squirm against anything to get off. but he does have to learn how to clench to keep come inside him as he walks around the temple <3

#SORRY i had to tutor people #m #ns4w #bongrip ideas #obikin #< for the blacklist

[mistressemmedi]

Saw someone say that other medias are only posting the parts of the BusinessF1 report that they've managed to verify themselves. Apparently the whole thing is like 17 pages long and employee who accused him is named.

The employee's identity was revealed by another publication previously, so it was already out there. What Business F1 also did (which adds an extra layer of shit to the whole thing) is put her picture on the cover.

#anon #q&a #christian horner #< for the blacklist

[cemeterything]

obviously people steal things from other people it's one of the oldest tricks in the book but it still always surprises me to learn that people plagiarise because my introduction to the concept was basically being told that if i ever plagiarised anything i would be executed by firing squad and my head would be removed and displayed on a spike outside the walls of the hallowed academic institution i was attending as a warning to others

#🐉 #like they were not fucking around they were like you will be BLACKLISTED we will EXILE you there may be FINANCIAL RESTITUTION OWED #if our plagiarism software detects anything suspicious we will FLAY YOU ALIVE IN THE TOWN SQUARE #i still wake up in a cold sweat sometimes wondering if i cited my sources correctly

[dragoncarrion]

Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

#shortext #if you dont love her when shes brown and gray fuck you fuck you and die #ai generated #ai art #<- for blacklisting i fucking hate ai 'art'

[triviallytrue]

cannot stress enough how insane it's making me that we're witnessing some of the best domestic policy in decades at the same time as the worst foreign policy atrocity since the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan

#blacklist

[lazaruspiss]

People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.

Edit: this was me venting about fandom cops. not me making some nuanced hot take. don't be weird in my comments.

Edit 2: turning off notifications. PSA: do not use pet names for strangers, especially not without asking. it's creepy.

#ramble tag #proship #adding that so that the types who would have that blacklisted dont try to talk to me

[084392]

had never heard of "mlp infection aus" until this month and ngl i still dont know what they are but. it made me want to draw some of them getting taken over by their cutie marks or something......

#if any of this needs to be tagged pleaseee tell me idk how to tag this kind of stuff for blacklist... #mlp #my little pony #twilight sparkle #apple jack #rarity #fluttershy #my art #mlp infection au #<-again. no idea what thats actually about but this seemed like a fun design thing...thats literally all this was to me. #also i havent watched the show in years. #body horror

[u3pxx]

uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#what if i just wanted to draw a butch woman what th #nobodyyyy look at me god bless <3 #sunnysidedoodles #disco elysium #harriet du bois #fem kim kitsuragi #genderbend #<- blacklisting purposes #sunnysidedisco #disco femlysium

[sweatermuppet]

#barbie #barbie movie #<- for anyone who has it blacklisted

[calocreek]

Desertduo fanon #3: "The Bed"

Absolutely CLASSIC trope lol! There really is 'only one bed' in every fandom, huh? Anyway this is how I think it would play out!

(my minecraft + mcyt tag)

#3rd life #desertduo #desert duo #trafficblr #traffic smp #life series #grian #goodtimeswithscar #trafficshipping #hermitshipping #not overtly shippy but tagging for blacklisters! #since the trope is inherently shippy #calocraft #fanart

[gin-juice-tonic]

ohhh hes gonna getcha

#rat #rats #im sorry to those two tags those are for blacklisting

[jedibongrip]

TERRIBLE MEAN HORNY THOUGHT:

CW: a/b/o, forced marriage, age swap, qui bashing lmao

kinda an age reversal and modern/non-gffa au. obi-wan is qui-gon's (16 - 17 yo) omega son, much to qui-gon's (not so) quiet disappointment. obi-wan does his best to live up to all qui-gon's hopes that he had for an alpha child - he's smart, he works hard, he tries not to let people push him around. but he can't change his nature, and thats really what qui-gon is most disappointed in. the son that qui-gon desperately wants is anakin, who is 16 years older than obi-wan, an alpha, and probably qui-gon's favourite person in the world. (maybe qui-gon is a professor and he met anakin during his first year of college. anakin deciding to switch majors was the 2nd biggest disappointment in qui-gon's life, next to obi-wan presenting as an omega.) anakin is always coming over for dinner and accompanying qui-gon on trips that obi-wan is 'too young' for. once obi-wan presents, anakin starts looking at him more, touching him more casually, asking him questions in a gentle voice. obi-wan will bring him water or beer (after qui-gon tells obi-wan that he's being a poor host, as if it was obi-wan who invited anakin over, instead of him), and anakin will grab his wrist and hold him in place for a few minutes while he chats to obi-wan about what he's been up to. and, it's not terrible, but its not great. obi-wan is in this weird stage of life where a lot of people don't like him, but a lot of people also seem to want to sleep with him. his friends all have these big life plans, but qui-gon seems to swing from wanting obi-wan to go to a university really far away and disuading him of higher education altogether. he just has a lot on his mind.

but at some point, his friend quinlan broaches the topic of them having sex together and obi-wan thinks its a pretty good idea. they go to obi-wan's house when qui-gon is supposed to be teaching and spent some time tentatively undressing and touching each other. of course, qui-gon interupts them (before they can really do anything! sure, both of them were naked, and yeah, quinlan's an alpha, but they weren't even fucking!) and goes absolutely mental. quinlan barely has enough time to grab all his clothes before he's being thrown out and obi-wan is subject to yelling and insults for hours. in the following days, qui-gon's disappointment and anger turns cold. he barely looks at obi-wan, and when he does it's chilling and unpleased. in the mornings, instead of small talk and 'have a good day', all he says it that obi-wan needs to cover up more and that he's to come straight home after school, no friends allowed. stupidly, obi-wan thinks this is the worst things could get. maybe qui-gon is so sick of the sight of him that he will make obi-wan go to the furthest university possible.

obi-wan's assumptions and world falls apart when qui-gon tells him, a few days later, that he's come to a decision. since obi-wan clearly feels that he's grown up enough to be having sex, and since qui-gon clearly cant control him the way he needs (the way an alpha controls their omega, obi-wan reads), qui-gon decides that it's time for obi-wan to mate with someone who can control him. (by now, obi-wan is stunned into silence. he knows he may not be the best son, not the one that qui-gon wanted, but he thought, well, he thought he wasn't a bad kid. he thought that qui-gon loved him enough.) obi-wan is young enough that qui-gon, as his father and an alpha, legally can just marry him off, essentially making him another alpha's property. and qui-gon has just the alpha in mind!

anakin skywalker, the man that qui-gon always wanted as a son, but he'll settle for a son-in-law. anakin who always expressed interest in obi-wan since he presented, apparently much more explicitly when obi-wan wasn't in the room. anakin, who, apparently, suggested this 'solution' when qui-gon complained about how his omega son was becoming a whore. obi-wan has no say in this arrangement. all his plans for his future, and even whether he stays at the same school, or even graduates, will now be subject to anakin's approval. he's to be married by the end of the month.

when anakin comes over for dinner a few nights later, the alpha is overjoyed. he leers at obi-wan openly, tugs him into his lap, lays a hand on obi-wan's thigh. qui-gon smiles and shakes his head, like they're young lovers, instead of a future hostage and their keeper.

HMM IM RUNNING OUT OF STEAM BUT OTHER POINTS

anakin demands to 'check' that obi-wan is a virgin

anakin actually does 'let' obi-wan go to university, but one close by and he lives at home during it. he likes having an intelligent conversation partner and he wants obi-wan to like the gilded cage anakin keeps him in.

anakin takes obi-wan off heat suppressants because of course he does <3

obi-wan is actually sooo mad how much he enjoys having sex with anakin. he's mad and scared the first time but anakin spends so much time doting on him, getting him comfortable, opening him up. its better than obi-wan could have hoped, given the circumstances, and as he grows more comfortable (or just, accepts his situation) he finds himself enjoying sex more and more

anakin also makes obi-wan cover up when he leaves the house, but he practically strips obi-wan down to nothing as soon as theyre inside

obi-wan is only allowed to visit quinlan when he's wearing a cock cage, has anakin's come inside him, and is wearing a plug <3

obi-wan gets pregnant before he graduates uni - anakin waited 3 years, thats long enough! (plus, anakin wants to make sure obi-wan doesnt have any thoughts of leaving anakin for some stupid college boy he meets. the thought of obi-wan sitting in his classes, pregnant, clearly mated, makes anakin purr with contentment)

there we go, mean horny thought, completed

#m #bongrip ideas #obkin #< for the blacklist

[rolybug]

nutrience

#doodle #rain world #2024 #art #impalement cw #creature violence #im just going to tag that for anything im not quite sure what to blacklist tag with

[joeyclaire]

i like how you can't look up anything on tumblr dot com without running into those terrible deeply heterosexual x reader imagines

#chit chats #i typed ''yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning'' and the first THREE results were that #at least use a readmore. at least use easily blacklistable tags. #come on. you can tag just ''x reader'' cant you cant you please please

[ruushes]

artisanal hand-crafted durge memes

#nox #shadowheart #karlach #gale #wyll ravengard #astarion #bg3 #my ocs #my art #alway feel a little sheepish tagging characters who aren’t rly the focus or are barely there but ik people use it to blacklist too so 🤷 #anyway. screaming crying throwing up trying to find a drawing process that doesn’t take one million years continues #actually pretty successfully this time! these were all fairly low effort #they only took one million years bc i can’t focus on one thing at a time to save my life #oh and #blood #gore #trying to get better abt tagging that

[triviallytrue]

really what is left to say at this point

#maybe the most insane political event of my lifetime #blacklist