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rodolfoparras · 2 days
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Going insane thinking about hairy men’s asshole, where they’re not even trying to pose they’re just laying around in bed but their lower half is fully exposed, hairy cheeks spread apart taint and ballsack peaking out, let me eat you out please I’ll be so good I promise please
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moodymisty · 2 days
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I had a discussion and formulated my thoughts.
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seaslugfanclub · 3 days
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Just wanted to post some indulgent art I made combining two of my favorite things: Kikuo and Splatoon!
I’ll get back to writing soon 😘
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Nah bro that ring pop fic with Floyd was way too close to home, I was in the school’s (very crowded) cafeteria throwing trash away and they come up behind and literally got on one knee and proposed the cherry ring pop to me… I wish I was joking cause there were so many people looking at us
Be honored. A ring pop proposal is to be taken very seriously
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obae-me · 23 hours
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I'm going to channel my inner Beel and go to an all you can eat Korean BBQ instead of being sad.
I'm coming for that rice and kimchi.
Beel would love Korean BBQ...
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No writing today because my teammates managed to screw up our website so badly I've been debugging it for the past 4h while they refuse to respond to my messages and the presentation is tomorrow and at this point I am going to murder someone, possibly myself :)
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lunarw0rks · 8 months
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"simon is emotionless" "ghost is cold" this that—
MF HE WAS CALLING HOSTAGES SWEETHEART IN THE COMICS
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heartsfourdazai · 3 months
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"my princess" but he's male
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my pretty princesses<3
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berrii-writes · 1 year
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Did somebody say more ace attorney text posts?
(link to the front facing Apollo sprite)
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rodolfoparras · 2 days
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Fat asses but not bubble butts - big fat flat asses, with stretchmarks all over the cheek so big you can cup them easily big fat flat asses that look so soft and you just need to eat
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electricphantasy · 1 year
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Hey everybody, back again with my art! I thought I'd come out with my designs for if some A.I.s had a robotic, more mobile form. I kinda wanna go through my thoughts about their designs, so here we go!
HAL 9000: I wanted him to be very human-like with a lot of his details resembling human muscles. No colors, and all monochrome except for his bright red accents. I imagine he was built to be more so function over form, so he's kind of simple compared to the other A.I.s. His outfit is very professional - suit, tie, and all. His cape being a reference to his memory banks, since I love that scene despite how sad it is.
AM: Now I also wanted him to be human but in a more spooky, skeletal way. Very hunched over, broken down, and needing repairs. He has a little monitor where his heart would be that says HATE. Also, I took away AM's leg privileges, so underneath his HATE cloak is just more confusing wiring. I also want to reference the HATE monolith, so his entire cloak is covered in the word, hate. If that doesn't scream AM, I'm not sure what does.
Edgar: Edgar basically has 2 different designs - The design of the movie, and the design of the poster. To combine them I made most of his body based on the one in the movie, like taking his monitor from the movie and putting some limbs on it. He also gets a devil headband and clip-on belt to reference his more common, movie poster design. Edgar also gets the comfiest wardrobe with a heart tee-shirt and jeans.
TAU: Now TAU gets a very odd body shape, mostly because I wanted him to match Aries, (The robot in the movie) but in a less threatening way? Also floating limbs, because I said so. TAU actually has quite a few colors, despite advertising just using red, so he gets a gradient of red to green in his accents. I tried for the life of me to give him a wardrobe, and the closest I could get was a little, see through cloak. :(
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scoutswritingcorner · 30 days
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Chauffeur Reader
THis is canon cause I said so /j
Vox: I fell for you.
Chauffeur Reader: ???Get up???
~~ Valentino, as he's taking off his shirt: Man, why is it so hot in here?
Chauffeur Reader: Climate change.
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Velvette: Don't worry, those clothes are 100% free~
Chauffeur Reader: That's bad marketing.
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All in all. They are simps and Chauffeur Reader is so done.
@aboyscriminalrecord
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Obligatory gay and homophobic rollo
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echochqmber · 7 days
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i'm sorry but this was so fucking funny to me -
hua cheng, to the guy he knows damn well was buried alive for a century: heyy wouldn't it be nice if we were buried alive togeter?
xie lian, the guy who was buried alive for a century: yeah absolutely that sounds so romantic... *blushes*
they're both freaks actually
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obae-me · 5 months
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People really think Lucifer is some cold villainous evil man when he's canonically gushed over Mammon calling him Dad once, gotten so embarassed over making Diavolo bad cookies he blushes at the mere mention of them, and gotten so enraptured in a novel he cried.
He can be a menace but he's also a mess, never forget.
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cyberrose2001 · 1 year
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dont worry optimus is just having his daily enrichment hour
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