#⊰Promo⊱ Hear Ye Hear Ye

[anna-scribbles]

Spoiler free teaser summary of metamorphosis please? :P or must it all be kept mysterious, in which case I completely understand

summary courtesy of @peachcitt :-)

#yes this is fanfiction promo art #for not my fanfiction. yes that is what is happening here #i’m taking my job as metamorphosis pr team SERIOUSLY #be on the lookout ummm next tuesday maybe possibly you didn’t hear it from me #asks #my art #metamorphosis #peach #ml #miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #there is such a normal number of sleepovers in this fic you guys #and such normal sleepovers at that

[daniwib]

Eddie's shirt + Oliver singing? I might die

Eddie still has his shirt on here. We know from btw pics and now the promo he loses it.

DOES HE SING A SEXY SONG FOR BUCK AND STRIP IT OFF????

Please god I will convert back to Catholicism if you do this for us. Wait no fuck that I didn't lapse for nothing. Please Tim Minear I will praise your name for all time if you do this for us.

#So many thoughts about this ep #and about the promo #Can't wait to hear Oli sing #Hangover style shenanigans YES #DRUNK FLIRTY BUDDIE YES YES YES #I still like Tommy for Buck but everything has a Buddie lens #7x05 You don't know me #Buddie #911 spoilers #911 s7 spoilers

[just-an-inchi-dent]

missing ken (liam lawson)

#yes ik social media is a thing #yes i refuse to be up to date on there #i want to hear about him exclusively through unhinged convos had by commentators before during and after an f1 race #and weird f1 promo videos #so someone pls bring him back to f1 #formula 1 #f1 #liam lawson #just-an-inchi-dent

[universestreasures]

Me when @thcsevoices says they are gonna add Yugioh muses:

#💎 Fool's Gold (Shitposting) #💎 Dottr Speaks (OOC) #💎 Author Of Many Beautiful Voices (L) #(y'all know I already stan L and know I hear they will be joining the card game hell? #(heck yes I'm hype!!! #(also L no doubt expect a promo of our muses cause you know i gotta

[violentdevotion]

i'm the hero of this story, don't need to be saved // matt murdock

#ameera speaks #daredevil #matt murdock #matt murdock my best friend matt murdock #archive #mattfoggy #mattlektra #mattkaren #whats great about me is i think matt should get to fuck everyone amen #not enough space to have mattfrank unfortunately :( #fancam #fan edit #my edit #regina spektor #ermmmmm thats enough tags ive self promoed enough i expect my loved ones to spread this now #anyway yes i did first hear this song in 500 d*ys of s*mmer and instantly think of matt murdock #what about it #daredevil edit

[revengecaptain]

Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight...

indie rp blogs for ed teach & stede bonnet. || handled by allie & brewster. template cred.

Lead me out onto the moonlit floor, lift up your open hand....

#not bad for a towel boy / ooc. #so you have heard of me? / self promo. #hear ye! hear ye! / promotions. #[ single handedly bringing back the song lyrics in promos laskdjf ] #[ i miss them ok ]

[sunnykeysmash]

I still believe my beloved theory that Dennis never actually went to North Dakota and just hid in the vents and lived in Charlie's bad room to eavesdrop on the gang for their reaction of him leaving, planning to rub it in their face and be quickly done with it, but it never came

#iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #always sunny #dennis reynolds #I MEAN WOULDN'T THAT MAKE HIM SUPER PATHETIC?? PLUS #it explains why he was able to make such a timely entrance. because he literally could hear them thru the vents #this theory was born from that s13 promo footage with him with the axe if you remember #I ALSO HAVE A TWIN HC THAT SOMETIMES HE WOULD EVEN COME OUT IN THE BAR ITSELF AND THEY NEVER SAW HIM HE WAS LIKE A GHOST #which makes sense to me because writing yourself out of a show is like narrative death #which he did by moving out... or SAYING HE WOULD...... #guys i promise you this guy NEVER WENT TO NORTH DAKOTA!!!! NEVER EVEN SEEN IT!!! #he overheard the gang in the bar for a WHOLE YEAR (i believe it was? at least a year? im rusty on this detail) #and they never spoke about him once #HE CAME BACK IN THE S13 PREMIERE WHEN HE SAW THE DENNYS SEX DOLL AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME ANYTHING DENNIS WAS BROUGHT UP #he saw the chance and took it. thinking ''yes! they do miss me!!'' which is what he originally wanted to hear and see #or rather... OVERHEAR.... FROM THE VENTS.... AS IN . LIKE HE HID IN THE BAR AFTER HIS SCENE OF LEAVING BECAUSE HE WANTED TO #show it to them and hear them miss him and then jump out and be like HAH!!! YOU CARE ABOUT ME!!!!! #but he never got the chance to jump out and so he just kept waiting. and waiting. for any mention of him. and it took [one year?] #this is my theory #I've had for years! #but i don't have much proof other than logical dot connecting. i just think it's neat :)

[loveofastarvingdog]

buddie

that;'s not funny it's happeneingg to ME

#gets so scared #i need to rewatch the promo and hear eddie screaming buck's name. for normal reasons #ask and ye shall receive / knock and the door shall be opened #ash tag🐟🧯

[milfloress]

Hiya! Had a very bad few months so I decided to make a new self ship blog LOL, hoping this one actually works out now, considering it's attached to my main blog, sorry to the moots whom i did not disclose my absence too, i simply lost touch once again

I'm Ashley or Claire! I can be your flower loving, screaming and crying and on constant hiatus mutual!

-+ I am 18+ and use she/her pronouns and you'll basically find that all of my s/is use my name (hence why I can go by another name)

-+ This is a side-blog! I will interact with the user @atomicpunchbaby

all other basic info will be in my carrd below! Hope we can be moots!

[Carrd]

#pinned post #self ship community #self ship #selfshipping #self ship promo #yes basic intro will also be a promo #bcuz im tired and it's 3 am #here you will hear the ramblings of a mad woman in love #enjoy your stay

[dispersio]

“I’m a thousand different people. Every one is real.”

— Candy Darling

independent multimuse rp blog. roster | rules | tags | contact

#hear ye hear ye ♦♦ ( promo ) #promo post #roster is under construction but at least you can see who is there.

[douglaspiggott]

listening to you oughta know by laur*n patt*n but you know there’s a maggie mckenna recording hidden somewhere in the world 😭😭

#I hate being a theatre fan #the local talent is so good I wanna hear those versions instead #I hear those opening notes and I’m like OH FUCK YES #and then realise it’s not them #JLP aus have used it on promo videos tho #so I KNOW it exists please let me have it

[fantasticalleigh]

also i do actually like liv morgan (just a little less now lmao) as a wrestler but you're pulling my fucking leg if you think she was ever a true contender as a challenger to Rhea when Rhea is literally double her size and can lift two of her

#i really want to believe in the kayfabe here but this HURTS X-X #leigh speaks #bianca or jade or raquel or even charlotte again versus Rhea would absolutely be more believable than liv like come on #Or Bayley!! #yes i know it's all fake too but rhea is a monster in the ring let's be real here #FUCK #when i saw last week's RAW promo i genuinely flinched and my mouth was open in shock bc it really did look bad #and to hear that she actually got fucked up from it fucking blows. and i know that wasn't liv's fault so i don't blame her

[ktempestbradford]

I have been on a Willy Wonkified journey today and I need y'all to come with me

It started so innocently. Scrolling Google News I come across this article on Ars Technica:

At first glance I thought what happened was parents saw AI-generated images of an event their kids were at and became concerned, then realized it was fake. The reality? Oh so much better.

On Saturday, event organizers shut down a Glasgow-based "Willy's Chocolate Experience" after customers complained that the unofficial Wonka-inspired event, which took place in a sparsely decorated venue, did not match the lush AI-generated images listed on its official website.... According to Sky News, police were called to the event, and "advice was given."

Thing is, the people who paid to go were obviously not expecting exactly this:

But I can see how they'd be a bit pissed upon arriving to this:

It gets worse.

"Tempest, how could it possibly--"

source of this video that also includes this charming description:

Made up a villain called The Unknown — 'an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls'

There is already a meme.

Oh yes, the Wish.com Oompa Loompa:

Who has already done an interview!

As bad (and hilarious) as this all is, I got curious about the company that put on this event. Did they somehow overreach? Did the actors they hired back out at the last minute? (Or after they saw the script...) Oddly enough, it doesn't seem so!

Given what I found when poking around I'm legit surprised there was an event at all. Cuz this outfit seems to be 100% a scam.

The website for this specific event is here and it has many AI generated images on it, as stated. I don't think anyone who bought tickets looked very closely at these images, otherwise they might have been concerned about how much Catgacating their children would be exposed to.

Yes, Catgacating. You know, CATgacating!

I personally don't think anyone should serve exarserdray flavored lollipops in public spaces given how many people are allergic to it. And the sweet teats might not have been age appropriate.

Though the Twilight Tunnel looks pretty cool:

I'm not sure that Dim Tight Twdrding is safe. I've also been warned that Vivue Sounds are in that weird frequency range that makes you poop your pants upon hearing them.

Yes, Virginia, these folks used an AI image generator for everything on the website and used Chat GPT for some of the text! From the FAQ:

Q: I cannot go on the available days. Will you have more dates in the future? A: Should there be capacity when you arrive, then you will be able to enter without any problems. In the event that this is not the case, we may ask you to wait a bit.

Fear not, for this question is asked again a few lines down and the answer makes more sense.

Curious about the events company behind this disaster, I took myself over to the homepage of House of Illuminati and I was not disappointed.

I would 100% trust these people to plan my wedding.

This abomination of a website is a badly edited WordPress blog filled with AI art and just enough blog posts to make the casual viewer think that it's a legit business for about 0.0004 seconds.

Their attention to detail is stunning, from how they left up the default first post every WP blog gets to how they didn't bother changing the name on several images, thus revealing where they came from. Like this one:

With the lovely and compact filename "DALL·E-2024-01-30-09.50.54-Imagine-a-scene-where-fantasy-and-reality-merge-seamlessly.-In-the-foreground-a-grand-interactive-gala-is-taking-place-filled-with-elegant-guests-i.png"

"Concept.png" came from the same AI generator that gets text almost, but not quiiiiiite right:

There are a suspicious number of .webp images in the uploads, which makes me think they either stole them from other sites where AI "art" was uploaded or they didn't want to pay for the hi-res versions of some and just grabbed the preview image.

The real fun came when I noticed this filename: Before-and-After-Eventologists-Transformation-Edgbaston-Cricket-Ground-1024x1024-1.jpg and decided to do a Google image search. Friends, you will be shocked to hear that the image in question, found on this post touting how they can transform a boring warehouse into a fun event space, was stolen from this actual event planner.

Even better, this weirdly grainy image?

From a post that claims to be about the preparations for a "Willy Wonka" experience (we'll get to this in a minute), is not only NOT an actual image of anyone preparing anything for Illuminati's event, it is stolen from a YouTube thumbnail that's been chopped to remove the name of the company that actually made this. Here's the video.

If you actually read the blog posts they're all copypasta or some AI generated crap. To the point where this seems like not a real business at all. There's very specific business information at the bottom, but nothing else seems real.

As I said, I'm kinda surprised they put on an event at all. This has, "And then they ran off with all our money!" written all over it. I'm perplexed.

And also wondering when the copyright lawyers are gonna start calling, because...

This post explicitly says they're putting together a "Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory Experience" complete with golden tickets.

Somewhere along the line someone must have wised up, because the actual event was called "Willys Chocolate Experience" (note the lack of apostrophe) and the script they handed to the actors about 10 minutes before they were supposed to "perform" was about a "Willy McDuff" and his chocolate factory.

As I was going through this madness with friends in a chat, one pointed out that it took very little prompting to get the free Chat GPT to spit out an event description and such very similar to all this while avoiding copyrighted phrases. But he couldn't figure out where the McDuff came from since it wasn't the type of thing GPT would usually spit out...

Until he altered the prompt to include it would be happening in Glasgow, Scotland.

You cannot make this stuff up.

But truly, honestly, I do not even understand why they didn't take the money and run. Clearly this was all set up to be a scam. A lazy, AI generated scam.

Everything from the website to the event images to the copy to the "script" to the names of things was either stolen or AI generated (aka stolen). Hell, I'd be looking for some poor Japanese visitor wandering the streets of Glasgow, confused, after being jacked for his mascot costume.

HE LIVES IN THE WALLS, Y'ALL.

#long post #Willy Wonka #Wonka #Willy Wonka Experience #Willy Wonka Experience disaster #Willy's Chocolate Experience #Willys Chocolate Experience #THE UNKNOWN #Wish.com Oompa Loompa #House of Illuminati #AI #ai generated

[tirednotflirting]

just saw a tiktok saying they didn’t think calm had good singles and like …apparently maybe hot take but i collectively? calm is my favorite set of singles? am i crazy or

#like yes. they were too spread out but that was not their fault #but like easier as a lead single follow by teeth and then flipping the script on us w no shame? it was the moment #want you back is my GIRL but the promo for easier was fucking legendary it was HOT #and then giving us wildflower as a single like week of? #i usually hate that shit but it was perfect #also don’t come at me w four singles being too many i don’t wanna hear it #i fucking love singles you don’t lose anything by having more singles #or at least blame capitalism and not the artist

[enchantedbrew]

۞ OOC Tags ۞

۞ i recognize my voice ⌱ ooc ۞ i begin to vocalize the conclusion i had already come to in my mind ⌱ psa ۞ exactly according to those cold‚ sad words ⌱ rules ۞ is this about to be one of those instances of coercion iʹm always hearing about…？ ⌱ memes ۞ i saw everything ⌱ dash ۞ it doesn't matter where one tries to hide‚ they would always be found ⌱ promo ۞ confident of this‚ i ask the world ⌱ starter call ۞ they become regular customers of enchante ⌱ plotting call ۞ reasons to stand up‚ and walk ⌱ inbox call ۞ for those who are human and those who aren't ⌱ open ۞ a place to greet them with a smile ⌱ closed ۞ much like a singing lullaby ⌱ answer ۞ i hope you come back soon! ⌱ reply ۞ images of wispy steam and the aroma of fresh coffee ⌱ my art ۞ beyond anguish․ beyond hell ⌱ saved ۞ yes‚ my memories of that place are precious to me ⌱ drabble

#۞ i recognize my voice ⌱ ooc #۞ i begin to vocalize the conclusion i had already come to in my mind ⌱ psa #۞ exactly according to those cold‚ sad words ⌱ rules #۞ is this about to be one of those instances of coercion iʹm always hearing about…？ ⌱ memes #۞ i saw everything ⌱ dash #۞ it doesn't matter where one tries to hide‚ they would always be found ⌱ promo #۞ confident of this‚ i ask the world ⌱ starter call #۞ they become regular customers of enchante ⌱ plotting call #۞ reasons to stand up‚ and walk ⌱ inbox call #۞ for those who are human and those who aren't ⌱ open #۞ a place to greet them with a smile ⌱ closed #۞ much like a singing lullaby ⌱ answer #۞ i hope you come back soon! ⌱ reply #۞ images of wispy steam and the aroma of fresh coffee ⌱ my art #۞ beyond anguish․ beyond hell ⌱ saved #۞ yes‚ my memories of that place are precious to me ⌱ drabble

[eeveedel]

Just a little random nice thing:

I listen to Elvis Duran every morning on my drive to work and this morning they spotlighted Bigger Than Me and Elvis was HYPING Louis, like brought him up every other sentence. It was very cute and also the song sounds so good on the radio

#yes I know it was likely promo #bc Louis is performing at an iHeart event #but it was so cute to hear Elvis hype him like that