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Charles: With the help of Ferrari, my car is fucked again.
#😭😭😭💀💀💀#formula 1#f1#charles leclerc#incorrect quotes#incorrect f1 quotes#f1 incorrect quotes#incorrect f1#incorrect formula 1#f1 memes#bahrain gp 2024
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when you're betrayed by someone you thought loved you and you're sentenced to probable death and sent to enemy territory and then this guy comes along from the other side and talks to you and is nice to you and helps you and feeds you and breaks the rules to save your life at the most horrific time and then after it all he comes to your hometown and you get to be together and you write a song about how much you love and trust him and he kills for you and then you run away together but he doesn't seem to know how to count to three and then you realise
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Ian being obsessed with Mexican candy... Ian being obsessed with chamoy... *Birdman hand rub* it's all coming together...
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Choices Diamond Ads
-The most delicious looking food known to humanity
-Chick-fil-a 🤢🤢🤢
-Evony (this ad played so many times I can still repeat the whole thing word-for-word 💀)
-“wE hAvE tO rEnOvAtE tHiS pLaCe!”
-Merge Mansion
-Ads where some woman takes her baby and fends for herself in a frozen shack (then bursts into tears at the end when the person playing the ad makes all the wrong choices)
-Ad for other visual novels app with endless queerbaiting
-That one Adventure Communist ad that was glitchy as fuck and never actually gave you any diamonds for watching it
-Royal Match ad where the dude always dies at the end because the player once again makes ridiculous choices
-Insert other ad that claims to show actual gameplay in the ad but is just another one of those generic games that lies about its content
-That one ad where the lady was like “you can win real money playing this game! I’m talking 2 million dollars a week!”
-Obvious weight loss scams
#honestly out of all these ads#Evony was my most hated#the way the guy spoke in the ad was like#the deadest script reading I have ever heard#he was just so done#tReAsUrE tReAsUrE#ahhh#it really takes some wisdom to pull this off#come and challenge together with me#evony the king’s return#play now#😭😭😭💀💀💀#diamond ads#choices stories you play#playchoices#choices stories we play#pixelberry#pixelberry studios#playchoices fandom#choices stories you play fandom#choices stories we play fandom#choices meme#choices memes
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I don't know why but this almost had me sobbing
#like why is this so funny#what is even going on here#the expressions?#hello??#😭😭😭💀💀💀#literally laughed my ass off#seventeen#minghao#the8#jun#junhui#svt#kpop
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IDV MUTUALS DID YOU KNOW THAT ORPHEUS CANONICALLY FUCKING HAS BPD IT'S SO FUNNY I'M GOING TO PASS OUT AND DIE
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@ admin NO.
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Omg remember the weirdos in school who would flip their eyelids inside out??
#actually gave me nightmares back then#i remember one guy used to do this all the time when we were in year 7 and whenever i think of him i think of him with his eyelids flipped 💀#i nearly hit him with my car the other day 😭😭 but i don’t think he saw it was me#it was red for him tho#HE PROBABLY DIDNT SEE THE RED LIGHT BC HE USED TO DO THAT EYELID SHIT SO MUCH#😭😭😭💀💀💀#i feel like this needs a tw#it would still traumatise me if i saw it now#imagine doing that as well??? do you have no regard for your health agakshshs
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The recession is at its very peak because there is no way in hell I just got an add on YouTube saying I could make money as an EGG DONOR-
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WARNING: CURSE WORDS
v0idbl00m (my au): IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, REGGIE THE WINE GLASS IS A GAY-ASS MF, HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING BFF, THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS GLASSY FUCKING SHARP-ASS DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING BFF, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS this big AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR.COM. REGGIE THE WINE GLASS, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS FLOWER *holds up daisy* EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE *explosion noises as he reveals his giant laser pointed towards reggies apartment building* THATS RIGHT BABY, ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. GUESS WHAT, HE FUCKED MY BFF, SO IM GONNA FUCK THE WORLD!!!! THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!!!!!!!!! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE WORLD, IM GONNA GO HIGHER, IM GONNA PISS ON... THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, TULIP!? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE FORTY-TWO HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DRRRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING WORLD, NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
this is amazing
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omfg
#i think my friend is not gonna have a wedding anymore#i haven't opened the full message yet but givuuvuvijf#And im very sorry for them bc they really wanted it!!!#but also omfg it's kinda funny bc just last week i told my friends i was looking forward to it and even took 2 weeks off work for it but#felt like it was never gonna happen#😭😭😭💀💀💀#btw this is my blog i can be selfish on here ok
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girl what the FUCK is a boyfriend fit t-shirt??? i will kill us both right NAOW
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Picrews exist dumbass and I showed you this too
THIS IS THE BEST I COULD DO 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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i just walked into the kitchen to help my mom w the grocery’s and she has this gigantic smile and says ‘i got you something’ and hands me a slice of rainbow cake 🥹😭
#mom is an ally#also the cakes so good i’m eating it rn#and my brother keeps chanting gay cake gay cake !!!#😭😭😭💀💀💀
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this is the funniest blazed post i've ever seen
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