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Choices Diamond Ads
-The most delicious looking food known to humanity
-Chick-fil-a 🤢🤢🤢
-Evony (this ad played so many times I can still repeat the whole thing word-for-word 💀)
-“wE hAvE tO rEnOvAtE tHiS pLaCe!”
-Merge Mansion
-Ads where some woman takes her baby and fends for herself in a frozen shack (then bursts into tears at the end when the person playing the ad makes all the wrong choices)
-Ad for other visual novels app with endless queerbaiting
-That one Adventure Communist ad that was glitchy as fuck and never actually gave you any diamonds for watching it
-Royal Match ad where the dude always dies at the end because the player once again makes ridiculous choices
-Insert other ad that claims to show actual gameplay in the ad but is just another one of those generic games that lies about its content
-That one ad where the lady was like “you can win real money playing this game! I’m talking 2 million dollars a week!”
-Obvious weight loss scams
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calliecreampuff · 9 months
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play on Freakserver, the most fun you can have online
connect freak.tf2.host in ur console
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bungelical · 1 year
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yolanda cerise from @validategame
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gojoslittlegummybear · 2 months
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qrowpilled · 8 months
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.
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ladyshinga · 3 months
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Watching how two dogs who love each other will sometimes still nip each other on the ear, bug them while they sleep, etc... watching how cats will snuggle with their buddy all day and then paw-smack 'em in the face, chase them, play-fight...
Makes me, as a fellow social mammal, feel better about my urge to be incredibly annoying to another human sometimes. Like, yeah. Of course I wanna bug you. Of course it's fun to annoy you. We're social creatures and annoyance can be part of play, something we all need. And I watch these dogs who get their ears nipped, cats who get smacked out of a nap, and despite BEING annoyed, they don't stop loving their packmate. After they finish play-fighting, they're back to snuggling and grooming and sleeping together. BEING annoyed is also just part of being in a social group and having relationships... and that's okay. It doesn't erase love or necessarily make them mad or affect them in the long term... a loved one being annoyed with me is a temporary feeling that's normal for social creatures. An annoyance that wouldn't be possible WITHOUT that love
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aropride · 5 months
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just thought of a funny post then imagined the annoying asks i'd get about it and got mad and closed the new post editor . then imagined getting to call them a dumb cunt and opened it again. then realized that was insane and started typing this. actually since i'm already in here (post editor) might as well make a fakepost of the entire situation so u all can experience it too
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being white AND autistic is like a double nerf when it comes to dancing i really do just freak it nothing style #text
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anonymous asked: not everything is fucking autism i think youre just lame 😭 it's literally not that hard
🌃 aropride answered: autism causes motor difficulties you dumb cunt
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get their ass
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@aropride You are so cool i love you
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tumblr user aropride suffers more than jesus
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god that aropride guy is so fucking cool i wish we were bffs
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hi omg ty :3 do u want to frolic in a field with me
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of COURSE
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obama asked: Do you want one Million dollars and also i will erase student debt forever communism style
🌃 aropride answered: yass omg #ask
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sibblank · 8 months
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kirnet · 5 months
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LOVE when a video game protag is called a title. The Warden, the Watcher, the Exile…. Yessss be defined by a concept greater than yourself that will ultimately overtake your life
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renthony · 2 months
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From the article:
NASA has released a free, original tabletop role-playing game, and it’s one part educational experience and another part sci-fi/fantasy epic with magic and dragons. The crux of The Lost Universe, the organization’s first TTRPG,involves a mystery: What would happen if the Hubble Space Telescope disappeared? It’s a simple premise and one that hides the complex backstory underscoring the events of the role-playing game. Without getting into the weeds, the game takes place on a planet called Exlaris, which was once thrown into chaos when a black hole moved too close and kicked it out of its orbit. The planet has since gone back to some degree of normalcy and is now almost completely dedicated to academia. In one city, a scholar named Eirik Hazn made a spell to connect with Earth to study the Hubble Space Telescope, which has famously collected data on black holes. However, the spell and telescope are stolen by a dragon, and researchers working on the project have been disappearing, so the players — Earthlings who worked on the telescope at NASA who were brought through a portal to Exlaris — have to save the day. The official 44-page gameplay book is available to download for free on NASA’s website. You can play it in a party with 4-7 players, but you may need to fudge a few things to graft this narrative onto your TTRPG system of choice. The book says it’ll take around 3-4 hours to get through the adventure.
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hoshioyoo · 7 months
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leisure drive down the streets of central london! 💨
well. a leisure drive for one of them anyway.
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alatar-and-pallando · 6 months
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So, my spouse has been exploring his gender lately; he also just built himself a new laptop. Today he told me that he in an attempt to process some genderfeels through metaphor, he made a post on a trans forum along the lines of: "I'm a lifelong Windows user and I think I'm pretty good at it. I want to find out what Linux has to offer but I'm afraid I wouldn't be any good at it. And how do you choose the right Linux distro, anyway? Do you have to try them all?"
The responses, he said, were a mix of useful advice about feeling out your gender and useful advice about choosing a Linux distro.
I love trans people so much
Edit 4/8, in case you don't see the reblogged additions -- my wife is now going by Eve!
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ladysantos · 8 months
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bg3 is actually a dating sim 💘
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roppiepop · 3 months
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Who’s coming to the cookout?
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caroldanver · 5 months
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At the thrift and I want to die (in more ways than one)
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