#🚨 THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE 🚨

[everchased]

irt that post, gale would not be better than astarion at eating out. that is insane.

gale has never eaten pussy in his life he knows HOW to bc he READ about it but he and mystra were doing some 5D cats cradle weave shit with their junk, was never a MOMENT where he just knelt down for a normal fucking meal.

astarion gives fantastic head he just will not do it unless prompted. don't expect him to get anything out of it lmao

#statement ; #🚨 THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE 🚨 #YOU CAN IMAGINE WHATEVER U WANT THEY'RE NOT REAL #i just think it's funny that the guy who Had To Be Good At Sex is being headcanoned as. bad. #bg3

[floweroflaurelin]

Huevember day 7: Big Dogs!!

Corgis are one of the bigger dogs breeds, I’m pretty sure 🤔🐶

#huevember #huevember 2023 #secret life smp #itlwart #inthelittlewood #secret life #secret life fanart #secret life martyn #trafficblr #martyn inthelittlewood #secret life smp fanart #floweroflaurelin art #mcyt fanart #mcyt #mcytblr #WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨🚨 TASK FORCE TIME #if I knew more about paw patrol I’d make a paw patrol joke here

[wulanvansunshine]

Some of my favourite (modern au) six of crows headcannons

Wylan: paints Jespers nails

Jesper: always has chipped nail polish

Kaz: learns how to braid hair

Inej: always has ice cream in her freezer

Nina: has a secret edit account

Mathias: Is alive

Honorary mention

Kuwei: writes fanfiction

#🚨CROOKED KINGDOM SPOILERS🚨 #six of crows #modern au #some of these are just general headcannons tho #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #nina zenik #matthais helvar #kuwei yul bo #six of crows headcannons #headcannons #the matthais one is a joke.. I mean it’s not I do wish he was alive #matthais is actually a huge animal lover #he will stop and cuddle any cat or dog or rabbit or literally anything

[javelinbk]

John Lennon begins to realise that Paul McCartney is broken. The Beatles, interviewed by Jeremy James for Day By Day. Portsmouth Guildhall, 12th November 1963 - part 2 (part 1, part 3)

#john: 🚨🚨🚨 #he knew something was wrong the moment paul didn't laugh at his joke #it’s the double-take that gets me #moment of all time #sorry paul #john lennon #paul mccartney #john and paul #the beatles #george harrison #ringo starr #november 1963 was just the best month #I told you #november 1963 #it was sixty years ago today #javelin's gifs

[padme-amiclala]

i think they did it but i just can’t prove it…..

#i saw gay so i said gay #that ain’t bullying that’s an astute observation #caitlin clark #kate martin #wnba #calling all lesbians 🚨 #also this is a joke #i am not in fact speculating

[biomic]

wow i've never seen this rider before! can someone explain to me their whole deal and the series they're from in extreme detail before i watch more than a single episode?

#🚨🚨🚨JOKE JOKE JOKE🚨🚨🚨 #kendrix morgan died for our sins #kamen rider for ts #gotchard posting #skillz don't look//

[blackgatesys]

get bit by a damn mosquito and can’t stop scratching it call me The Itcher

can’t stop complaining call me The Bitcher

threw a fuckin baseball call me The Pitcher

okay i will stop now i have to eated a cheese

#lambert’s stupidity #UNORIGINAL JOKE ALERT 🚨🚨 #bad puns #terrible puns #endo system #pluralgang #endogenic #system #endo safe #pro endo #actually plural #this is terrible #NEW TAG FOR WHEN I’M NOT AN ANGRY PRICK

[sonnykissed]

this is reverse racism

#THIS IS A JOKE 🚨

[wmnylander]

1134 > 1634 i fear

#leafs lb #this is a 🚨 JOKE 🚨

[kafkaguy]

there is currently one (1) fic on ao3 tagged paul mescal/andrew scott. and with your help we can make it more

#🚨JOKE POST🚨 #the only rpf fic i condone is peter doherty and carl barat #🚨THAT WAS ANOTHER JOKE🚨

[blumfrey]

I rewatched Return to Oz last night

#original audio from c0nnraad on tiktok #i love this movie smh #getting into my wizard of Oz phase #first joke i thought of when i watched this movie :) #return to oz #wizard of oz #the wizard of oz #creepy kids films #I DO NOT MEAN MOMMY IN THE S*XUALISED TERM 🚨🚨🚨 #for context jack literally calls her that cause he hasn't got a mum #dorothy gale #jack pumpkinhead

[gilliebee]

HI I AM HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE JACK/BRICK AGENDA ????

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OKAY ok so first off the subtle intimacy of jack knowing every single way that hockey (particularly in the 80s before a lot of safely measures were implemented) has worn down and damaged brick’s body and bringing it up every time a new safety measure is put into place (“the first thing I thought of when I saw that curved glass was that your shoulder would work just right if they had that when you were playing!” JACK PLEASE)

and of course like the understanding jack has about the nature of sports and the bodies they affect, the way a dirty hit broke his leg and destroy his division 1 soccer career before it could ever go anywhere like he gets it

the fact that they both went to UNH but jack graduated right when brick became a freshmen so I think for the most part they like JUST missed each other (although if I ever uncover any WGIR recordings of jack calling wildcats games I WILL lose my mind. I don’t have a clear idea of the timelines on that though so stay tuned on that one lol) BUT THEY WERE FATED TO RETURN TO EACH OTHER. the gravitational pull of fate.

and like the chemistry between them was so instant and strong!!!! I’ve watched some 2006 games before jack was full time w nesn and it was dale arnold alongside brick and I swear, all respect to him, but lord the lack of chemistry between him and brick is sooooo palpable. especially when compared to what a natural pair he is w jack they like instantly made each other sparkle. their chemistry is so good it makes people's jobs easier. they ARE flawless together

jack never failing to seize the opportunity to lavish brick with praise about how smart and handsome he is and also laugh at anything even close to witty that he says. literally everyone needs someone to love them like jack loves brick.

I saw an article where brick was talking about how he was just happy to be able to play in the nhl even if he considered himself to be ‘mr irrelevant’, mostly flying under the radar. meanwhile jack NEVER misses an opportunity to tell him how amazing a player he was, how strategic and how deeply he understands the game.

the way they are both so obsessed with the game and all of its facets it’s like… really there isn’t anything more comforting than finding someone else who gets it, who understands what it means to have a singular focus on something and also have the exact same focus hhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

the way if you put a pic of brick in front of him, jack literally can’t help himself from immediately being like ‘there’s my partner!!!!!!’ with more love in his heart than I’ve ever felt about anything

the absolute home they’ve made w each other of nesn...as a true Sold Together Do Not Separate. I DO NOT say lightly that I will be even more devastated when one or both of them retire than I was when bergy retired, they really are the blood pumping through the veins of my game watching experience

#🚨 OLD MAN LOVE MANIFESTO ALERT 🚨 #wish I didn't have to go to work rn all I wanna do is talk about Them #[kesha voice] go insane go insane #when it was covid so they separated them with plexiglass and they instinctively kept reaching for each other like 🥺🫸🚫🫷🥺 #I don’t tend to reread fic but when I tell you that I have reread ‘Working on Them Night Moves’ ‘Once Upon a Time in Durham’ #and ‘Send It Down the River’ dozens of times a piece #that is not a joke #‘You drive me insane did you fucking know that?’ ‘Good thing I know the way isn't it?’ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #jack and brick's greatest hits

[peeledstrawberry]

YOU hc Tim Drake as asian bc you infantilize him and turn him into a smol bean

*I* hc Tim as asian bc I keep seeing Janet Drake being described as platinum blonde in fics and the only blondes ik irl are southeast asian girlies so now my brain won't stop imagining Tim's mom as asian

We are not the same

#THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE THIS ISA A #fr tho why is Tim constantly being turned into an uwu small bean who's sleepy and loves Jason #Timmy was getting beat up in the tower and was still insulting Jason like he was winning #Tim drake #batman things #batman #seyaposting #anyways yea there aren't many white people #at least not blonde ones #except middle school English teachers #but Janet Drake would never be a middle school English teacher with fried blond hair #asian Tim drake #🚨 IM ASIAN🚨🚨🚨

[missrayon]

the only bisexual I fw

#🛑‼️🚨THIS IS A JOKE🚨‼️🛑

[transfaguette]

been seeing a lot of people talk about their poverty based piss fetish recently, whats up with that

#🚨 this is a piss on the poor joke 🚨 #coyote.txt

[73647e]

omg he looks illegally twinkish

#my posts #dead poets society #dps #dead poets #todd anderson #idk if this is referencing young ethan hawke #or just ethan hawke in white fang #because holy shit #twink alert for that movie 🚨 #ethan hawke #everything i say is a joke pls laugh