#(I'm only kinda joking

[musicalchaos07]

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jonathan Byers/Nancy Wheeler, Jonathan Byers & Will Byers, Argyle & Jonathan Byers, Jonathan Byers & Steve Harrington Characters: Jonathan Byers, Nancy Wheeler, Argyle (Stranger Things), Steve Harrington, Will Byers, Murray Bauman, Other Character Tags to Be Added, Background & Cameo Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Spiderman AU, Jonathan Byers Has Powers, He also has a crush, Jonathan Byers Loves Nancy Wheeler, Good Sibling Jonathan Byers, College Student Jonathan Byers, New York City, I'm not gonna lie to y'all I have put blorbo in a situation and he's about to go through it, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Argyle as the guy in the chair, Steve being a rich boy, Crazy Conspiracy theorist Murray Bauman, and his unpaid intern Nancy Wheeler, Flashbacks, Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, No beta we die like Barb Summary:

Jonathan Byers is just trying to protect the neighborhood, avoid the police, and finish his freshman year at NYU in good standing. But when a girl from his past shows up demanding answers. Jonathan finds himself thrown into a mystery that might force him to be more than just a friendly neighborhood Spiderman.

I hope y’all like 4k words of flirting, pining, and guilt 

#Nancy's in her reputation era and you know Jonathan's there #in the tone of she's gorgeous and he's there #NO ONE'S DOING MUTUAL PINING LIKE THEM #i'm only kinda joking #first half is very Gorgeous of her second half is very Look What You Made Me Do #also YES I am being intentionally vague about what happened between Jonathan and Steve why do you ask #Stranger Things #Jancy #Jancy fic #Jancy Spidey AU #Jonathan Byers #Nancy Wheeler #Nancy x Jonathan #Jonathan x Nancy

[transfurbysex]

Why does testosterone cost so much 😅😅😅would be crazyyyy if someone wanted to send me money teehee

#I'm only kinda joking #personal

[bucksdaffy]

"WHEN they INEVITABLY break up" oh honey bucktommy is endgame, there is no breaking up, they're the IT couple actually, tim told me that himself

#i'm only joking of course #or am i? #ok i'm half joking half serious #but i'm kinda confused when i see such comments #because we literally don't know what's going to happen?? #like who told you that? #yeah yeah writing reasons whatever #idc!!! #i'm just a girl #bucktommy endgame may not be real to you but it is to me and oliver #please respect that by using if instead of when #and lose the i word #thank you for your consideration <3 #bucktommy #tevan #kinley #evan buckley #tommy kinard

[lightlyt0astedtoast]

Been having brain rot over this corpse rabbit man.

"He's literally evil"

He's literally just a silly little guy. I'm physically incapable of disliking this man, he could nuke half the world and I'd be like "oh you.. 🤭"

He could run me over 15 times and then send me a card while I'm in the hospital that just says "fuck you, I wish you died lol" and I'd be like "so silly! ☺️"

I'd let this man skin me alive with a plastic spoon if he wanted to. I don't give a single shit. He could tell me to jump off a building and, fuck it, I'm doin' a backflip, just to add entertainment value.

#Mostly kinda joking #...kinda #he so silly #I'm so normal about him #Only a bit unhinged #davetrap #Dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #dayshift at freddys #dsaf dave

[elf-hollow]

"how'd the guy with no friends win?" scar asks, directly after fighting with and (arguably) killing pearl. pearl, the person who also won a season where she was famously at odds with just about everyone

#secret life spoilers #secret life #secret life smp #traffic life #goodtimeswithscar #pearlescentmoon #I swear I'm not trying to be dramatic about this this was meant to be a joke but like. I am thinking about it #also I know pearl had that thing with martyn and ren I'm just ignoring it for the bit <3 #I mean kinda I wouldn't say those were the strongest bonds #idk tho it has been a bit since I watched double life maybe I'm misremembering #also like. to be clear I'm not saying that scar only arguably killed pearl to rob him of his win or anything #I just think it's really funny that technically she lost her last half heart to fall damage #and scar didn't even notice

[unproduciblesmackdown]

set out to create a serious, canonesque drawing with which to say "feel free to go in my lackadaisy tag and help me mystery speculate" but only got going when i made it bowling and the rarepair agenda

#not that i imagine anything w/mordecai's Rare so much as: diluted range of possibilities lol. probably someones on that mordecai/virgil life #when it turns out it takes several tries to start to get more solid footing at drawing characters for the first time: What The????? #i actually don't think i ever tried drawing lackadaisy before; against all odds....if i had i would've had a head start lol #lackadaisy #corned beef #any collectively used pairing name here? mordenico? nicodecai? in absence of otherwise Knowing: #nicodeme savoy #mordecai heller #me in '07 going oh my GOD this ART!!!! me in '23 going oh my GOD this ART!!!! & guess how i've always felt years in between #goddd perusing the gallery bonus art afresh recently just like WOWWW i'm SOOO #the collages of full-body drawings for book purchases i think like my GOD i love to see it. plus that the Extra Stuff gallery means there's #such a variety like. stuff that's clearly noncanon; stuff that could be / kinda is; jokes; portraits; story / characters insight....waaughh #also shoutout to everyone behind all the mordecais in KS Backer Art 1 & 2 like ''sexy mordecai please'' apparently lmao. hell yeah #anyways my Marigold Bowling Team headcanons are simple and straightforward: nicodeme w/the muscle can get a strike from the force of having #hit one pin that smashes into all the others; but don't underestimate his versatility. mordecai with the precision / method & absolutely #who you want trying to hit the only pin left on the lane. serafine's got like serpentine curveballs changing velocity halfway down the lane #and they've All got pointing a gun at the people setting pins / returning balls b/c that wasn't automated back in the twenties #back when everyone had customized printed tees....oh fun fact. a real live kitty cat crinkled that first pic's paper by jumping on it #or really; ricocheting off of it. classic #also the ''i want people to seriously consider nicodeme/mordecai. but also sillily'' purposes have me using Close Contact as a shorthand #it's earnest and can sure be [longhand] too but you go ''You Could Never HC Datingly Affection ft. An Always Touch Averse Character'' & i? #well i scoff derisively and slowly swivel my chair around to face you; arms crossed; smhing....hah. how greatly you underestimate my power. #you're throwing [hcs for a romance ft. an autistic character] & [that ft. an asexual character] & i'm grabbing them midair & Sips Them #ha ha why these replenish my health And experience bars.... #Never Be Afraid To Forget To Draw Mordecai's Glasses Or That You Also Put Your Thumb In A Bowling Ball....he's warming up. or w/e. #nicodeme w/the boxing experience shoulders massage trope. giving that pep talk #or you can go ''get a strike or we kill you'' b/c you never have to find out if he's joking or not #mordecai unfazed b/c that's the stakes in this business (bowling) & he's autistic so always having to ignore Everyone being weird/confusing #haven't come up with a lackadaisy's team bowling pun name lol. #still feel free to go in my lackadaisy tag and help me brainstorm mitzi n mordecai's murder mystery ;w; enrichment

[chittychittyyangyang]

I could be way off base, but I have been thinking about this since she said this and trying to figure out what moral? At the time, the best they could figure would be to follow Alyx’s path, but not make the mistakes she made. We now know not only was the story changed from what Jaune was there for, but Alyx wasn’t like the girl who’s in the story.

If there is some “moral” to be learned here, I did wonder if it was to respect and understand different people. Because that’s something up until this current chapter NONE of our main cast have done. RW.BY have been operating out of a story with people as a means to an end. They aren’t really people in their own right, just a way to progress forward. They never really ask anything about the Afterans, outside of asking Curious about ascension, and it’s not like they are a reliable source of information since they seem to have the ability to influence Afteran’s will and only will answer what is asked.

Jaune mentioned that Alyx was cruel and didn’t think the rules applied to her, and while they’ve not been cruel about it we’ve not seen anyone from Remnant treat the Afterans like actual people until (R)WBY listens to the Paper Pleasers. @professorspork spoke about Blake caring about the Paper Pleasers and speaking up for them, and it’s really the first time any of them think about the lives of the people there and not just getting home… Not that Jaune or Ruby agree that they are people.

Just because it’s a fairy-tale to them doesn’t mean it’s not real to the people there. It doesn’t mean they don’t have full lives, even if the visitors of Remnant don’t understand or agree with their culture. Ever After has shown Blake specifically that her culture is very important to her, and if there is some moral to be gained by Blake in this “story” is that understanding different cultures only enhances everyone and leads to greater cooperation. Almost like that’s a goal of hers...

#ccyy talks #I also have thoughts about the rules in ever after #and that it is kinda like therapy island like we all joked about #but like all intervention they only really work if you put in the work #the bees got what they wanted not because ever after really forced it on them but that they wanted it #cause jaune refused to look at himself or penny weiss did nothing while watching the fall of her home and ruby didn't even see summer #after ever doesn't seem to put things in front of you unless on some level you do want it addressed #doesn't mean you're ready or capable to confront it #I'm not even sure I made my point really clear I am just avoiding my internship and school work oops #blake

[calvinbeemanart]

should I continue this comic? Dial your local station to vote in the poll! All voters get a chance to win two tickets to the drive-through to see The Bee Movie in 3d!!! So get out your dial up and call in now.

#artists on tumblr #digital art #comics #original character #kinda obsessed with wizards right now #the caption is obviously a joke #but I'm only going to continue this comic if for some reason tumblr really wants me to #otherwise it will just be a fun experiment #which I wanted to share

[invinciblerodent]

I honestly love how easy it is to cheese the Gauntlet of Shar, and all while working completely within the system of both the game, and the faith itself.

Like, the "cheating" solutions fit so perfectly into Sharran teachings that I'm pretty sure that's what you're meant to do, honestly. Sure, you can brute-force it by playing by the presumed (never explicitly stated!) rules, but in the domain of a faith the main point of which is secrecy and deception, completing the trials easily by skewing the rules but without violating any explicit ones and avoiding all penalties is what sounds to me like what would actually be befitting of a Dark Justiciar's thinking.

The Self-Same trial is defeated by being somewhat cautious, and just sneaking in through the door until you spot them. In one surprise round, you can quite literally vaporize all of the shadow clones without them ever getting to lay a hand on you. They are very easily defeated in one or two rounds just by a counter-ambush. That's perfectly logical, strategic thinking that's totally within the rules.

The Soft-Step trial, literally all it needs is for you to get one character to lockpick the door and waltz in, and you can have them stand next to the altar as someone on the other side activates it. You don't even need to sneak, you just have to think slightly outside the box and take what you want, which is literally written on the wall of the inner chamber, as part of Shar's wisdom.

But the Faith-Leap trial might be my favorite, because on top of any jump-enhancing technique making an utter joke of it, it's also literally defeated just by Shadowheart being Shadowheart. Like literally her base strength is high enough that she doesn't need the paths, she can just leap from platform to platform, and end up on the other side without ever needing to wade into the darkness. Her being her is the greatest folly to Shar's trial, which is just... so thematically fitting.

Shar ain't got shit on us.

#baldur's gate 3 #squirrel plays bg3 #gauntlet of shar #plus the hunger of hadar doesn't target a specific creature and prevents the clones from going invisible #as it deals damage to anything in it at both the start and the end of their turn #the first time when i was still kinda learning the mechanics I was struggling a bit #because I wasn't thinking outside of the box #but now that I know what I'm doing? damn #that was kind of a joke altogether #like Astarion's shadow copy was the one that took the most convincing and even that was just two rounds #two sneak attacks and that's it #the only slightly annoying thing was literally just that Iona's clone had counterspell #but even that i undid with just some sorcery points and recasting the same thing as a quickened spell #it's kind of hilarious

[lepusrufus]

Me playing Lifeweaver: oh there's snipers on my team here have a little platform so you have higher ground, love! (Especially for low mobility grandmas) Slow teammate coming back from spawn? Yoink! You're here now <3 No you're not falling into the void. No you're also not standing there in the middle of the enemy team at 20 hp I gotchu!

Me playing Moira: fuck your dps and fuck your supps and fuck your tank too while I'm at it if no one can secure point then I will.

#I'm only like half joking bc I'm not cracked enough to make these statements seriously #but it will never not be funny to me that these two ended up being my supp mains #Moira is still The Main but yeah #LW is for when I'm trying to be nice #Moira us for getting shit done #though tbf most of the reason why I love LW is bc I want the No You Don't kinda kit but don't have the aim to play Ana

[gaesnek]

NO ONE TOLD ME RON STAMPLER WAS IN HILDA

I CAN'T TELL YOU WHO HE IS IN THE STORY BC DECENTLY BIG SPOILERS(gowatchhildaitsareallygoodshowandmovieandthenbacktoshowiprommisepleaseitssofuckinggood)BUT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT RON LOOKED LIKE

sure it's not THAT similar BUT IT'S (glenn) CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME

#please do not murder me for that dad *eyebrow raise* *eyebrow raise* joke it's in the spirit of the podcast #but like genuinely this is exactly what i've thought of ron as #(kinda. I've never really been able to visualize characters from non-visual media unless I made them) #anyways like I said it's pretty decent spoilers (hilda fans that means nothing about him or his role I'm still only on like S3E6 or 7 so) #non hilda fans you should definitely go watch hilda it's such a good show/movie/show #(season 2 & 3 is separated by a movie so keep that in mind. I was pretty confused when i started S3 #and they just didn't elaborate on the massive cliff hanger that is the S2 finale) #the main character has blue hair and most likely also pronouns (please tell me i'm not alone in hc-ing her as a tgirl she's too queer coded #anyways uhh fandom tags right #dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #ron stampler #dndads ron stampler #hilda #hilda netflix #hilda season 3 #netflix hilda #hilda the series

[psygull]

The Rover (2014)

"You must really love that car, darling. What a thing to get worked up about in this day and age."

#the rover #the rover (2014) #screencaps #psygullisms #filmposting #grandma really said ''in THIS economy?'' #guys will show up and be like ''i'm looking for my car. have you seen it? it's got three people in it'' and NOT elaborate #and by guys i mean Guys. and by Guys i mean one specific Guy #i was joking about this being the proposition 2 but it kinda is. not really but there are some similarities #only included the cap of guy pearce bathing because directors love putting those scenes in don't they. well i understand #white boy asks for directions in flawless mandarin chinese‚ SHOCKS patrons and staff #good movie. good movie

[myothertardisisonthemun]

I have 3d printed some very special dice

It's a D1. It only has one possibility.

For when things are certain.

Although, thinking about it, usually 1 is the number people don't want to get, what they want is a 20.

So I also made this

(Also here are a bunch of earlier prototypes)

#joke dice #3d printing #3d printing adventures #dice #this was based on the one advertised on curiosity box which are all out of stock and i didn't want to wait #hand painted and a bit rough but they work #my machine is an fdm printer which is less suitable for the smaller end of things and i wanded these to be small #so they could blend in with other dice #i carefully adjusted the number size and position for balance and clarity #but imperfections in my printing means a little cleaning up was still needed #i kinda want to try more weird dice shapes #this was part of a present for a friend so this has been scheduled for after the party in the odd chance that she visits Tumblr before then #the only practical use i think is for expressing certainty (with perhaps just a bit of sarcasm). #'for that i need you to roll a D1' #'I'm going to roll D1 to see if they attack you' #etc

[multi-lefaiye]

on the note of 'something that makes me actively very upset and uncomfortable but is so specific that asking people to tag for it feels kinda silly to me since i doubt it's something that's gonna come up naturally'

anything about people eating cigarettes. this isn't a joke. that's like one thing that's actively upsetting to me when i see it. calling it a trigger feels a bit strong but yeah that's something that gets to me. even if it's in a jokey way.

i don't tend to ask people to tag for it though because it's like. so specific that i almost *never* see it anyway.

#multi makes text posts #setting to do not rb for personal comfort #the only person who can joke about eating cigarettes is me (kidding) #vent cw #negative cw #just in case??? idk this isn't venty i'm just kinda speaking out loud #but just to be safe ig #also i'm not upset right now! nothing prompted this! i am just thinking a bit

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

not to be arrogant or something (I totally am) but I'm so cool for writing platonic things instead of romance

#local is tired and thinks they are funny #local shouldn't be allowed to think #listen if it takes me being sleep deprived to think positively about myself I'm allowed to #also this like kinda a joke #but I also do think it's very cool of me to write olatonic things #I'm filling a very important niche #unless it has sonething to do with woman #they are my only weakness

[viiinz]

idk what the overlap is between Dostoyevsky fans and HunterxHunter enjoyers

but I just had the worst realisation of my life...

anime pyotr stepanovich verkhovenksy:

#pyotr verkhovensky #pyotr stepanovich verkhovensky #demons #the possessed #dostoyevsky demons #hxh #pariston hill #hunter x hunter #this is a joke btw #don't take it seriously #but please tell me i'm not the only one who kinda sees it