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yeonban · 5 months

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Send 🌿 to accidentally get caught under the mistletoe with my muse.

@skilledsenses asked: 🌿 ( ranpo and nikolai :))) )

❛ Ranpo-kyuuun~~~! ❜ An exuberant voice makes its grand entrance before the monochromatic figure that follows suit, and it shouldn't be at all surprising to once again find the town's resident clown seeking his friend out regardless of where the other might be (it should, however, be plenty alarming for everyone involved! shouldn't the agency start investing in anti-terrorist tech soon, lest they awaken to a bomb---shell of a present in their bathroom when they least expect it?) ❛ QUI~~Z TIME! What's the object in my hand typically used fooor? ❜ Twirling around in all of his splendor, Nikolai reaches within his cloak at the most opportune of moments and finalizes his twirl with a slight bow and a hand stretched forward, holding a mistletoe towards Ranpo as if presenting him a flower.

The plant does exist all throughout the world, in Japan included, yet the specific type clutched between Nikolai's gloved fingers is the rarest kind - a red mistletoe, one whose parts are all poisonous if eaten yet harmless if left alone. What better metaphor could there be to signify the detective's gravest mistake, that of having attracted the jester's attention? ❛ Hint! ❜ He loudly exclaims, and twirls around again for good measure. But instead of a meaningless string of words leaving his mouth in the form of an explanation, Nikolai prefers to exemplify.

It's with that intention in mind (or perhaps another, hidden one) that he uses one of his hands to bring the mistletoe above their heads and the other to tilt the detective's head upwards and maintain it there, allowing Nikolai to get the preferred angle as he leans down to capture Ranpo's lips with his own. He doesn't stop there, though, and instead bites down on the other's lower lip until droplets of blood escape from his dear friend's skin and the pain pries his mouth open, granting Nikolai access to explore the insides of Ranpo's mouth to his heart's content. And he does! for what seems like a never-ending minute, before at long last the clown decides it's time to part their lips when the detective's breathing becomes erratic enough to gasp for air; yet not without first licking Ranpo's and his own lips clean of the blood he's caused to spill and smear.

It's with a grin, amused and sly, that Nikolai then swats the mistletoe around to redirect the detective's attention onto it anew, and inquires in what ought to be praised as the world's most irritating tone. Surely Ranpo has realized by now what the mistletoe is used for (if he didn't already know), but does he have the energy to say it, too? ❛ So~! Have you reached an answer yet? ❜

#muse: nikolai gogol.#skilledsenses #* nikolai gogol. / ic.#I'm that kermit nodding meme rn bc I just gave up trying to predict what he'll do to Ranpo next ADGSAJDSADSAHDSDJ #It SENDS me that he used a red mistletoe tho. Not only bc it's rarer than the rest (which means he went to lengths to get a hold of one)#but bc it's such a Great descriptor of their dynamic too. Harmless if left alone but poisonous all over if interacted with (= eaten)#alas; Ranpo's stuck bc he's already made the fatal mistake of piquing Kolya's interest by correctly analyzing his psyche </3 too bad! (not)#Sowwy for Nikolai stealing your breath away (literally) though @ Ranpo ^_^ he's just Like That yknow. silly and everything #ADGSADASDSAKJDKSJ YOUR HONOR I ADORE THEM SOOO SO MUCH

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sharkieboi · 1 year

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rewatching some random Adventuring Party in the background (mostly to provide my bird some entertainment while I do other stuff) and I realized:

in the first AP for Starstruck both Brennan and Zac know about Zac’s actual PC, but at this point the audience and the rest of the cast only know what went down in ep1 and its cliffhanger.

so Brennan asking Zac about his character and Zac being purposefully but not noticeably vague like “oh Amercadia was an interesting faction and a pilot sounded cool!” etc makes it so so so much funnier watching this knowing that they are both fully aware of the actual situation

#shhh sharkie #D20 #d20 starstruck #d20 a starstruck odyssey #it’s a very kermit and christian bale nodding meme but like. the rest of the cast is also in the room.#so Brennan is like HEY ZAC HOW DID YOU MAKE YOUR CHARACTER #and then sharing a knowing look. and Zac responding like ‘yeah i was interested in Amercadia and I wanted to be a pilot 😐’#is so fucking funny to me

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druid-for-hire · 2 years

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pentagram: various musical osts, a groundhog plushie or digital alarm clock, those lil paint color things in sepia/autumn/blue tones, hollow knight, and a pair of antlers.

the groundhog is so god damn specific. thanks <3

#those little paint color things #omw immediately #druid speaks #ask meme #i dont really know what are but kermit nodding gif

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dragoninatrenchcoat · 1 year

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Mood: an old, jpeg-artifacted digital photograph. The picture is so dark and low quality that the shape of the person nestled into bed cannot be perceived; the effect is ominously innocuous, with shadows pooling in every crevice. At the bottom, in bold black letters as poorly compressed as the rest of the picture, contrasted against the blue of the bedding, are the words: me when im sleepy

#I don’t have photoshop #me when im sleepy #[meme of someone laying in bed]#Kermit nod #me rn

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7grandmel · 11 hours

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Todays rip: 30/04/2024

guess what????????

Season 2 Featured on: Haltmann's Highest Quality Video Game Rips

Ripped by alden wolf

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Requested by eg_9371! (Request Form)

It's Gonna Be May!

Saying that SiIvaGunner has in-jokes is perhaps the most obvious statement of all time - it is an in-joke upon which the entire channel is built upon. Yet there's obviously always different LAYERS to each joke, how obvious each of them are - and even today, there are many running gags on the channel that fly over people's heads despite having followed along for so long. Indeed, such is the case today with guess what????????, as requestee eg_9371 made me aware of a channel in-joke that's been running quietly in the background for the better part of seven years as of today. All of it built on one simple truth - tomorrow, it's gonna be may.

To reiterate - beyond the funny ha-ha memes we all know like Mr. Grand Dad and more, the SiIvaGunner channel is filled with little nods and gags that oft go overlooked. I of course covered 5 Nights of Snop Dog recently which is a great example of one, there's how rips like Kill & Learn (Recut Ver.) reference a running joke by long-time mashup artist Triple-Q about how Sonic Adventure 2 and Kill la Kill have an immeasurable amount of similarities, rips like Kermit in the Ocean being spiritual successors to very specific years-old rips on the channel - you get the jist. Some of these gags eventually get special attention on the channel through specific channel events, but such has not yet been the case with guess what????????'s joke - it's a gag that's stayed in the background since its very beginnings, and is only being kept running by a select few rippers. If you're listening to the rip now and it still hasn't landed yet, you may need to be enlightened to the ways of hit boy band *NSYNC. Or, well, really the band itself matters very little compared to the song of choice - It's Gonna Be Me.

Boy band music has a pretty interesting track record on SiIva in general, honestly. One Direction, Backstreet Boys, Boyzone, *NSYNC - to me the typical audience that obsesses over these kinds of bands feels at odds with my image of the average SiIvaGunner fan, and yet whenever they're prominently pushed I get reminded of just how good their music can be when wielded by good rippers. We've had two explosively quality events focusing on two bands in particular, the Big Time Rush takeover of Season 5 with Famous Surprise and the One Direction day of Season 7 with Beautiful Dreamer. *NSYNC hasn't had the same explosion of notoriety, but It's Gonna Be Me in particular has stealthily appeared on the channel every year since 2017 on April 30th. The joke is originally an ancient Tumblr meme from 2012, based on the way singer Justin Timberlake (yes!) pronounces the titular line in the song as "It's gonna be May" - the joke writes itself, and so Tumblr users have annually celebrated the day-before-May in Timberlake's honor.

eg_9371 writes in his request for this post that he's actually one of the most active rippers in keeping this joke going on SiIva for all these years, which I find extremely commendable, and it all started in Season 2, with guess what????????. It's a rearrangement of the song in the style of Donkey Kong Country 2's Mining Melancholy, a track most notable for its rhythmic percussion of steel drums sounding like steadily-working pickaxes deep in the mines. Its a fantastic track on its own, yet that percussion especially is a shockingly natural fit for the harpsichord(?) backing prominent throughout It's Gonna Be Me. Mining Melancholy's usual percussion and other parts of its melody stick around for large parts of the rip, making it more of a melody swap/mashup of the two than a full rearrangement a la Sog-Gee Ambiance - but it only serves to enhance the two tracks used, giving It's Gonna Be Me a more melancholic sound and Mining Melancholy a more self-assured feel in return, a super interesting blend of moods. I don't think the It's gonna be May bit would have worked nearly as well if the rip it was paired with wasn't of high quality, and guess what???????? clears that threshold effortlessly - its a great rip that's made me appreciate the quality in both songs used.

*NSYNC rips have, again, continued to show up in all the years since, always on the dot, often even deliberately placed as the LAST rip of April 30th to drive the joke home. I think it's really sweet that the joke has stuck with eg_9371 in particular, likely in part due to alden wolf's initial contribution to the bit - he's even made It's Gonna Be Me rips on dates completely unrelated to the beginning of May, just because its a genuinely fun song to listen to. There's tons of these "secret" gags left to find on the channel, reoccurring dates or rips that reference jokes from other rips that are years-old by now - and really, a huge part of the fun in running this blog is getting to discover so many turning gears of the channel that I'd never been made aware of. Keep an eye out for these gags yourself - and keep an eye out on SiIvaGunner channel itself later today, to see if It's Gonna Be May for yet one more year.

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skaruresonic · 6 months

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How does Welsh compare to Skau:re?

Skaruręʔkyéha·ʔ and Cymraeg: shaking hands over Anglophones making fun of our supposedly impossible-to-read-and-hear languages full of sesquipedalians and consonant clusters, oh no where are the vowels, ugggh I can't make that sound it's too haaaard ;A; kwęhs akaʔčtęríhsthek and does dim ots gyda fi, motherfuckers. Git Gud™

I'm actually having a lot of fun with it, even though as a native Anglophone just dipping my toes in the water, it's difficult to pronounce some of the sounds. That seems to be a matter of practice, however. You need to build up your throat muscles for any language.

you have no idea how fucking funny this is to me, though. Welsh has a lot more resources available online than Skarù·ręʔ, AND our requirements for speaking fluency are, at minimum, 300 hours higher than that, meaning we need to accomplish a lot more with a lot less. and yet we scrape by just fine - we're practically carving out the tunnel as we go - while English speakers whine and moan about how haaaard Welsh is because they can't make the "ch" sound. monolingual Anglophones are weak and will not survive the winter And actually, Welsh has seven vowels compared to English's five, so all the memes about "muh no vowels" aren't even accurate lmao.

Anyway...

First impressions, it bears a few similarities. It seems to be an agglutinative language, (though I could be wrong, ofc) and since Skarù·ręʔ is a similar polysynthetic language with a very different flow and cadence than English, I feel better equipped to understand Welsh now than if I'd just started off from a completely English-language perspective, if that makes sense. I can understand "Celyn dw i" means "I am Celyn" a lot better now that I've become accustomed to loosey-goosey object-first word order in Skarù·ręʔ. You also introduce yourself name-first, then the "I am called," "I am," "my name is," whatever follows. You speak object-first when you want to place emphasis on The Thing, to answer a question, or just whenever it sounds better idk lol. So like. I Get It. I get that "Dw i wedi blino" can mean "I am tired" while "Dyn dw i" means "I am a man" without my brain struggling to comprehend how these arrangements can coexist. I'm not so married to the concept of rigid English subject-verb-object order anymore that it's all that foreign to me. I'm just nodding along like Kermit the Frog. In fact, for some "arrange the English translation" questions, I accidentally arranged the word order into "man I am," "Celyn I am" because that's just how we tend to think in Skarù·ręʔ sometimes.

#asks #skaru:re #cymraeg

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duckapus · 4 months

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Mario vs Muppet

As the battle bus rolls across the felt countryside, Kamek stands up from his seat near the front and turns to address everyone, "This is it. The last seed. Given Kermit's abilities, we'll have to be especially careful not to be see-"

"No."

Everyone looks to see who spoke, and it's Mario, who's standing up as well with his head lowered, eyes hidden by the bill of his hat, "We've tried the stealthy approach twice now, and it's only made things worse. We know where the seed is, we know what Kermit can do, we're riding in a fucking tank, and quite frankly he's made this personal." He raises his head, revealing a steely glare and a fire in his eyes, "I say we do this the Avatar way and storm the place. Memes, violence, excessive amounts of fire, the works."

While some of the group has concerns, there's a general ascent to the idea. 4, Meggy and Marcy in particular remember all too well the first conversion they ever saw.

Seeing that they're in agreement, Mario nods firmly, "Alright, here's what we're gonna do..."

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It's a lovely, peaceful day at Muppet Castle. The kind of day that makes you absolutely sure that nothing can go wrong.

*HONK! HOOOONK!*

Those are, of course, the best days for everything to go wrong.

Kermit gets out of his throne to see what that noise is, and his eyes bulge out when he sees the battle bus about to hit the wall at top speed, "WHAT THE FU-"

*CRASH!*

He's thrown ragdolling across the room, which is now full of dust, rubble, and a completely undamaged tour bus on tank treads. The door opens, revealing Mario with a rocket launcher, "YOU KILLED-A MY BROTHER! YOU SONS OF-A BITCHES!"

With that, and a rocket that Kermit just barely blocks with his shadow hands, the rest of the group pours out of the bus with various weapons in their hands, apart from Phineas, Ferb and Cubot who stay inside to use the bus's weapon systems.

4 speaks up, "Alright Kermit, give us the Wonder Seed or we'll take it from you."

Kermit gulps, then scowls and pulls out the blue seed, "Oh, you mean this?" and then, in a show of defiance, he puts it in his mouth and swallows.

Everyone looks at him with varying degrees of shock, with Marcy as the first to recover, "Well, I guess we're dissecting frogs today."

"GUARDS!"

And so the fight's on. Muppets and shadow hands pour in from every direction, many immediately getting blown up by the battle bus's arsenal. Marcy and Schezo raise their blades and jump directly into the fray, while Meggy, Kamek and Sig try to keep their distance and fire ink and magic from afar. 4...ends up in a slapfight with a converted Fozzie Bear. And Mario only has eyes for Kermit, chasing him all over the battlefield in a frenzy of missiles and Madness, which eventually causes the two to separate from the brawl end enter the halls, which thankfully takes the shadow hands out of the equation.

"I'm-a gonna get you!"

Kermit runs for his life, knowing even in his corrupted state that he stands no chance against an Avatar in full Crazy Stupid Mode. He rounds a corner, and when he sees where he is he grins, "Oh, Luigi!"

Mario freezes in his tracks at that name, and then flinches back when he sees the felt form of his lost brother burst out of a nearby door and plant himself between the two, Kermit smirks down at him.

"That's right, if you want to get to me, you'll have to go through your brother first!" He throws his head back in an evil laugh...which lasts for only a few seconds before a now flaming, ragdolling Luigi hits the wall behind him, "WAT!?"

Mario just gives him a blank wall-eyed stare, "You don't know me very well, do you?"

Kermit looks on in horror as Mario slowly approaches, "Iiiiiii'm about to whup some-bo-dy's aaaaaaass..." before running again.

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Back in the throne room, things are...more-or-less going in the group's favor for once, seeing as the crowd of Muppets has thinned out significantly. Not to say everything's going smoothly. In particular, Schezo's apparently accidentally said something inappropriate yet again and is on the receiving end of a Miss Piggy Beatdown, and 4's still "fighting" Fozzie.

They end up near a balcony, where Statler and Waldorf are of course watching all the action, "Uh, not that I'm complaining, but shouldn't you be down here trying to stop us like everyone else?"

"Are you kidding? This is the best show they've had all week!"

"Maybe even all year!"

"Plus my grandkids would kill me if they found out I attacked Phineas and Ferb."

"Mmm."

He just shrugs at this, "Fair enough."

"I'LL SHOW YOU PENETRATION! HIII-YAH!"

"I CLEARLY MEANT WITH MY SWORD, YOU THICK SIDE OF BACON! AREIADO!"

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And now back to Kermit, who's found a table to hide under.

"Come here, fishy fishy!"

He shivers in fear, praying that the crazy plumber moves on, and after several seconds of silence he's almost convinced that it's safe...

And then a gloved hand shoots down around his neck, "Got ya bitch!"

He yanks the oversized frog up and onto the table, a massive knife in his free hand, and Kermit breaks, "Please, I'll give you anything to let me go!"

Mario...seemingly thinks it over, a wild look in his eyes, "...offer me money."

"O-of course, all the money you could ever want!"

"Offer me power."

"I-I'll make you a king! I'll give you Anything!"

"Anything!"

"Just name it! What do you want!?"

"...I want my brother back, you son of a bitch." And the knife comes down, tearing through the soft fabric body, fluffy clouds of stuffing falling around them as the seed is exposed. And then he grabs the seed and goes back the way he came, leaving what's left of his enemy behind...

...which has a single, hilariously ironic remark about the situation, "Wow, what an asshole."

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A few moments later, Mario bursts back into the Throne room, "I GOT IT!"

4 gives him a thumbs up from where he's sitting on the now-unconscious Fozzie, "Perfect! Alright everybody, let's blow this joint!"

The rest of the group heeds his words, finishing up with whoever they're fighting and going back to the bus. Once they're all in, Phineas does a three-point turn before flooring it back out the hole they'd made, and once they're a few yards away from the castle makes a sharp turn towards the Tower.

"Get some rest guys. It's gonna be a long drive, and we need to be ready for whatever's in there."

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ithappensoffstage · 25 days

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my roommates slept through the earthquake so it's just me and my dog kermit meme nodding at each other like yes I felt it too don't worry

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yeonban · 1 year

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𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 " 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 “ 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒. 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃.

Anonymous asked, mentioning @deathfavor: would date soma smash or pass on seiroku

He hasn't spared time out of his day to contemplate outlandish scenarios in over a decade, but now that he has to take one into consideration as part of the game... Seiroku is beautiful, that much is an objective fact as far as the grand general is concerned, and the other's fashion sense only serves to further emphasize his best features (a bit Soma appreciates, as someone equally as concerned with his own aesthetic).

Although beauty alone might suffice for an inane game, Seiroku does have more qualities than that, several which would help it feel different from the chore Soma is guaranteed to have viewed this as if the other person had been selected on looks alone. ❛ Smash. ❜ He nods as he offers the simplest answer, before staring at the faceless person and wondering whether he's supposed to elaborate on that. ❛ Seiroku's pleasant on the eyes, smart, can be pretty funny too, ❜ He starts enumerating, but neither of those are as relevant to him as what follows. ❛ And I like spending time with him. It wouldn't feel awkward. ❜

#muse: date soma.#Anonymous #* date soma. / ic.#I feel exactly like that one kermit meme that's nodding slowly @ everything Soma says

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madasrabbits · 11 months

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i feel like nodding kermit meme right now

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moccahobi · 2 years

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A Fae's Brew to Take You Away [Chapter 14]

Summery: Photography: Taehyung loves it. Specifically he loves film photography. He even spent an entire day hiking and taking photos in a meadow (there was a woman there at first but she left soon after). For Y/n though, Taehyung’s trip to the meadow was the start of something bad. Something real bad.

Pairings: Taehyung (BTS) x Reader, Yoongi (BTS) x Hoseok (BTS)

Rating: Teens and up

Chapter warnings: alcohol

Series warnings (I update as I figure more stuff out): horror, injury, threats, (potentially) major character death, major angst, emotional distress, alcohol

Word Count: 1.5 words

Genre: Angst, Fluff, Fae AU!, College AU!

Tag list: @youarejesting, @i-am-moonchild

Chapter 13 >> Masterlist << Chapter 14

The sheet mask was wet and cold against Yoongi’s face, some of its serum dripping down his neck and chilling him. Parts of the mask was already drying as the zombie movie was playing in the background, the screams and violence somehow helping Yoongi relax after a stressful week. It felt counter intuitive but there was something nice about how strange and unrealistic the movie was that helped Yoongi seperate himself from day-to-day stress. Currently, someone was running away from many slow zombies, limping towards them in a long drawn out chase scene that really could’ve ended five minutes ago, but all Yoongi could focus on was Hoseok quietly gossiping about his classmates as Yoongi nodded along. He was keeping quiet to prevent his sheet mask from falling off and occasionally copying the kermit meme with his glass of wine ( it helped that Hoseok’s voice was like honey to Yoongi’s ears and Yoongi was addicted). He leaned into Hoseok, and watched from the corner of his eye as Hoseok talked away, his mask magically staying in place. It probably liked being on Hoseok’s face which was completely understandable.

It was their weekly movie night and Yoongi was over the stars as the two leaned against each other on the couch, legs tangled together lazily. They had gotten close over the course of the movie, laughing and joking around as they excitedly caught each other after a busy and hectic week.

This is what Yoongi needed.

A nice, stress free night with his roommate and friend after the hellish week he had.

He’d just gotten a D on a composition that he’d lost out on multiple nights of sleep on and missed out on meals just to finish. His everything had been put into it and yet his teacher seemed to hate it just as much as Hoseok hated the dingy yellow kitchen lights they had. All of his assignments this week were too big and overwhelming, and they each seemed to demand at least three hours daily just to somewhat stay on track… which he was failing atHe was at least three days behind on two other assignments. It would surely take a few more sleepless nights and missed meals for him to even think about finishing it this month. Even with all of that work, both of his assignments likely wouldn't have been worth the sacrifices Yoongi was forced to make. It was like Yoongi was unable to do anything but struggle and everything he turned in return crashed around him.

He just wanted a breather.

And when Hoseok came home with a box of wine, two sheet masks, and a pouty face, Yoongi felt invigorated and excited. This is one thing that wouldn't fail him. He wouldn't let it fail. Sure, Yoongi always wanted more from his relationship with Hoseok, but he didn't know if he could take that risk yet.

Hoseok meant too much to Yoongi now and he wasn’t ready for any change. Their friendship was the only thing keeping him afloat.

Maybe when he graduates he could try.

Maybe then he could finally have his dream of dating Hoseok.

Maybe then he can take Hoseok out on a date.

Yoongi looked back at the movie, the person who was attacked by zombies died in a gorey, bloody mess and zombies were getting a closeup of them eating their guts. His mask was getting itchy. Slowly Yoongi took a sip of his wine, savoring the sour taste that rested in his mouth. He was more of a whiskey person but most good whiskeys were too expensive for two college students. Plus, Hoseok was more of a wine person and Yoongi would happily drink any and all of the wine Hoseok offered him.

Hoseok didn't like whiskey at all so it wouldn't be good for one of their movie nights.

“Oh, Yoongi! You're friends with Taehyung, right?”

Yoongi hummed and nodded.

“Do you think you could convince Taehyung to get me in contact with one of his models? I've been trying for a while and Taehyung just doesn't seem to want to get me in contact with her.”

Yoongi looked at Hoseok carefully, admiring the way he seemed to glow even under his sheet mask as he mulled over what to say. Yoongi felt his stomach twist with uneasiness as if it was warning him that something bad would happen if he agreed.

If what Taehyung had said was correct when Yoongi met with him, Hoseok knew Taehyung didn't know this person.

Hoseok in theory knew that the model was a stranger. Hoseok knew that it was a chance encounter and yet he didn’t relent on finding her.

Why was Hoseok so bent on meeting this stranger?

It was as if she’d weaseled her way into his mind, taking over all conversations. Just about every conversation had her in it at some point and Yoongi was getting extremely tired of it. Hoseok had only seen her in one picture.

Yoongi took a deep sip of his wine, wishing that Hoseok would give this topic up soon and searching for strength in his wine. “ I can ask. What model are you wanting to get in contact with?”

“I don't know her name, but I can send you a photo of her. I have some. Here's my favorite,” Hoseok giggled excitedly (his giggles were an addictive honey to Yoongi’s ears) as he grabbed his phone, turning it on and clearing his notifications.

Yoongi ignored the way his heart twisted painfully when he saw Hoseok's lock screen.

He’d changed it.

Hoseok looked excited as he stared down at the photo. She was looking directly back at them, a shock (that almost looked like fear to Yoongi) painted across her face.

Bile teased the back of his throat which Yoongi pushed it back with another sip of his wine, grieving the old lockscreen: a photo of them at Jeju beach last year over the winter break. Why did a lockscreen mean so much to Yoongi?

He looked back at Hoseok, his eyes were as bright as when he danced. His smile was one of the broadest and most excited Yoongi had ever seen. It was brighter than when Hoseok won first place after his last photography competition. It was brighter than when Hoseok found out he got his last job as a dance instructor.

Yoongi looked back at the woman in the photo, her shocked and almost fearful look was something that Yoongi related to so much in this moment. He couldn't understand why Hoseok was so infatuated with her and he didn’t know if he could possibly ever relate. Hoseok’s insistence to photograph her felt otherworldly to Yoongi. That being said, as he continued to listen as Hoseok excitedly talked about the photos with her in it he couldn't bring himself to care, especially when he zoned out slightly and listened to the overload of positive emotions that poured from Hoseok’s talking.

Hoseok's happiness ment Yoongi's happiness.

Even if he was looking on from afar.

“I’ll ask around for her.”

The hope that flashed across Hoseok’s face made Yoongi feel giddy. He was making Hoseok excited with this promise.

Yoongi looked away, heat rising up his face as he tried to focus back on the movie. Both of them knew that the movie was less important to the conversations they had, but in that moment it seemed as if they decided to let the conversation die down for a while.

At some point Yoongi closed his eyes and imagined that the excitement and happiness he'd watched cross Hoseok space is caused by Yoongi asking him out. It was likely the box wine Yoongi had drunk, but he let himself dream that he was making Hoseok that happy that way. Images of them growing old together and having kids or being amazing uncle's played in his mind to the sound of people’s screams in the gory zombie movie.

After the movie ended the two had talked about their weeks ahead, Hoseok doing both of their skin care for the night. It wasn't often when he would lend Yoongi his skin care supplies and Yoongi basked in the pampering he was being given, barely paying attention to what Hoseok was saying as he let his calming words wash over Hoseok. He was content to listen to the melodious sounds of Hoseok's voice.

If only movie nights for every night.

That night Yoongi went to bed with a fuzzy feeling wrapped tight around him like a blanket, his mind replaying the many happy moments tonight and skipping any upset he felt. It was as if he was floating in happiness as he thought of Hoseok’s bright and excited smiles tonight.Yoongi’s face was cold and damp from the many layers of Hoseok’s skin care and it tingled with the ghosts of Hoseok’s soft touches as he applied it all.

He could get used to this.

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