#5 years apart

[anxiousgirl]

5 years apart but much happier now even tho you can’t tell lol

#5 years apart

[minbinchan]

#skz #stray kids #lee know #lee minho #kim seungmin #bystay #staysource #usersa #staytay #dreamytag #userbeepls #usertsu #cheekyuser #usersemily #bitsforkitts #melontrack #*mine #skz code #why is he like this jhdjhfd #also the subs being like 'it changes every 5' but seungmin saying ages that are 9 years apart?

[goldflinches]

so. Dream gets cursed by an spurned admirer/ex/random vindictive magic user which he pays absolutely no mind to because he's definitely been cussed out worse than that.

But suddenly anyone and everyone he encounters becomes a simpering mess/fawning idiot around him. in the Dreaming, everyone acts so horrendously out of character that it becomes so so awkward for him. absolutely tanks his productivity. the earthquakes (dreamquakes?) may or may not facilitate in some necessary physical distancing. someone lobs the L word at him and he nearly rips a hole through space and time to get away. it's better/worse in the Waking world. he doesn't know these people trying to seduce him. but they are still trying to seduce him so he does the Endless version of power walking away from this problem.

and he makes his way to The New Inn where he knows Hob is. he has absolutely no idea what Hob can do but going to a friend is a better alternative to just going from realm to realm, power walking away from a collection of people convinced they are in love?? with him????

Hob is definitely at his usual place in the New Inn and can absolutely feel the change in atmosphere the moment Dream enters. suddenly everyone zeroes in on Dream and Hob...has never seen that expression on his friend's face. like a cornered animal, if only in the form of a more than a god, no less than a goth that is Dream of the Endless. so Hob manages to shoo away the crowd from Dream, using his extraordinary powers of being the owner of the inn everyone is in to good use.

they hole up at Hob's place and try to figure out what the actual fuck is going on. Hob concludes that yes Dream, someone saying that "your lack of understanding of love is obviously caused by the scarcity of it in your life," and "that can be solved easily," is at the v least a red flag and at most the reason why there is a horde of people on your walking aphrodisiac ass rn. Dream points out that it's mild criticism not a curse. Hob does not have the training or time to unpack that one today.

hijinks that occur while they're trying to uncurse Dream:

call in Constantine for back up. the house call goes very badly for everyone involved. there was a sultry come on. a creature older than humanity lowkey scrambling up the kitchen shelves. an immortal testing his immortality by throwing a hissing magic user out the door. anyway. the consultation goes on much better on the phone. everyone promises never to talk about this incident ever again.

Dream contemplating on whether he should call on his siblings because they might know something about this or even causing it. but what they also get affected by this curse. would Dream be able to handle that?? and his thoughts spin out of control until Dream wordlessly just lies down on Hob's living room floor. Hob panics because is this the next part of the curse??? no it's just Dream borrowing trouble which is it's own curse but one at a time please and thank you.

Hob fighting off a delivery person who nearly breaks the door down when they catch a glimpse of Dream still on the living room floor. no one was hurt, no dumplings were forsaken, a huge tip was placed on the delivery person's face before closing the door.

the nature of love is discussed over dimsum. it's mostly how Dream deserves to be loved and respected (Hob) vs huh what a concept (Dream)

Matthew tries to sneak in so Hob and Dream have to find new hiding places in the Hob's place. the current favorite is under a blanket with a flashlight on

At some point Dream realizes that Hob is just. the way he usually is around Dream. no throwing himself af Dream or flowery declarations or anything??? Dream concludes (wrongly) that Hob's immortality might be making him immune. Hob is just sitting there, wondering if going "lol no, it's too late for that!! i've been down bad for you for centuries!!!" would be an appropriate response. it's not but god is he tempted. he gives in to his other temptation and lets Dream think that "yes immortality has anti-curse properties i guess, you really do learn something new everyday (cue nervous laughter)" 👀👀👀

#dreamling #TBC because im down to 5% battery lmaoo #but yea the curse is obsession at first sight and it goes away when Dream is out of sight #because that's what the curser felt about Dream and it reflected in the curse #vs Hob caring and loving (and definitely at least a lil bit obsessed) about Dream #even if it has been defined by the 100 years apart as much as the meetings themselves #thoughts have been thunk

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"Eliot's got sedatives?" "It's just a little psychotropic I picked up outside of Bogota. Puts you under fast, keeps you dreaming for days. Unless you take a stimulant before they dose you."

Leverage S05E12 The White Rabbit Job.

#leverage #eliot spencer #christian kane #i love how it took 5 years for the team to find out that he kept sedatives around. #apart from sophie #when did she find out i wonder? #ghostly'sgifs

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

hell. hell. hell.

#life #about me #auspol #every time i watch a dave ramsey show thing where theyre like 'pay off your house in 5 years..... #....with our financial peace university and our baby steps outta debt program!!! #im always like 'LMAO your houses rn arent exactly an average price of like $765 #*$765;000 to $1.4million are they???? #like even in regional areas (like where i am 2 hours out of sydney) the prices are like $740 #740k to a million for an avg house ! #*and like 640k for a fuckin unit thats falling apart right whej you buy it #like dave and team how the fuck am i meant to pay of a house in 5 years when theyre over a million or close to a mill lmao #i hate it hete #and also where are these elusive 300k jobs #or even 150k p/y jobs whem i cant even get people to hire me for fucking 50k or $30 an hout

[aysrin]

a short rest [hollow knight x valorant]

#valorant #valorant art #hollow knight #valorant omen #omen #two ghosts chillin on a bench 5 cm apart cause theyre gay!! #pls sing it like the vine thanks #this sat in my wips folder for over a year cause i Despise painting rocks #also im probably adhd #cause this took like 1hr to finish once i got over the concept of Painting Rocks #and there wasn't even that many rocks #aysrin cant art

[bonebrokebuddy]

“I don’t understand why you’re so adamant on asking me this, Hal. I just mentioned to Barry that I talked with the head Easter Bunny once and now everyone keeps asking me if I think the Easter Bunny is real! Why do people keep asking me? I’ve met them. I don’t understand why I have to ‘believe’ in the Easter Bunny for them to be real! They exist!”

Hal put his hands up and stepped back, clearly not expecting the frustrated and somewhat hostile response of Billy who slumped back into his seat, which was slightly less satisfying in his bulkier body, and began running his hands through his hair.

The repetition of being interrogated over a simple comment was not only bewildering but had gotten increasingly more annoying to answer as somehow the members of The Justice League, the literal most powerful group of people on earth, didn’t seem to understand a piece of basic knowledge.

Billy was not only very tired of being asked the same thing but even more-so he wanted the laughing at his ordinary response to stop.

He paused and looked Hal dead in the eyes then began to speak in the most dead tone Hal had ever heard from the usually cheerful man.

“Hal, I know the Easter Bunnies are real because I had to spend two, very long weeks personally overseeing the creation of their union that made sure they no longer routinely experience unsafe working conditions and helped establish 8 hour working days so they no longer get overworked or are required to do 80 hour weeks prepping for Easter and get punished for doing less or don’t get paid”,

Billy’s previously slow, blank tone grew more rushed and frustrated as he went on,

“I mean, I didn’t even do much other than sit there and look intimidating by throwing around lightning sometimes and make sure the Easter chicks didn’t do any funny business or tamper with the legal process!

It was in all the papers in Fawcett! I had my picture taken with them and everything. But Hal. I can guarantee you that the Easter Bunny exists. Please. Please stop fucking asking me.” Finally done, Billy slumped onto the table with a loud clunk.

Hal stood there shocked for a moment. “Marvel, did you just imply there’s multiple easter bunnies and they established a form of government?!”

Billy, with seemingly tremendous emotional effort, lifted his head from the table by a few inches and looked Hal in the eyes with a pleading tone, “If I just say no, will you please stop asking me?”

“Absolutely not, now I have even more questions”

Billy let his head fall back onto the table with an even louder clunk and groaned.

#captain marvel #billy batson #dc #shazam #dc captain marvel #this is apart of a larger Fawcett world building thing I’m working on #won’t be a fic but will be a massive chunk of ideas on how cool it would be for Fawcett Citys logic to run how a genuine child would expect #& have it be partially the reason why marvel is just sorta Like That #hes not actually naieve. it’s just how logic works in Fawcett #including the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny existing within Fawcett #as Fawcett city operates like how a kid imagines it would #teachers actually live at school. there’s a floor in all Fawcett school buildings thate residential space for staff #if someone needs glasses and loses them. they simply cannot see Velma style #Monsters under the bed are also real. Some people keep them as pets. #i got so much more. it’s gonna be a blast once I get to finally finishing it. #but currently I’m having fun exploring the misconceptions a kid has of the world and how & if I can apply it to the au #this is also my first time writing anything non dnd setup description in about 5 years so please give me some leeway #bones writes

[smilesrobotlover]

I always wanted to see more of these three and then I realized that I have a free will so here. A lot of unhinged doodles I had so much fun fhdkbdkddb

#zant and Ghirahim both ahvebthe mentality of 5 year olds #yuga is so tired #legendofzelda #legend of zelda hyrule warriors #hyrule warriors #i know yuga isn’t apart of the main story but he is in my heart #yuga #ghirahim #zant #tw teeth #squishmallow saga #villain squad

[why-the-heck-not]

19.12.23, tuesday

0.5h of coding lol

wasn’t having the best day so decided to finally watch the barbie-movie (it’s on hbo rn) bc figured that could cheer me up

but bc the universe loves a good timing, on the grocery store trip after, some dudes came to me like ”which one of us would u fuck?” and that annoyed me way more than it should’ve. Like cmon, it’s 10pm at a grocery store; if you’re not cottage cheese or olive oil get tf out of my face

just a short evening walk bc it was windy and I was annoyed

#also the barbie-movie; it was fine #not my favorite but I didn’t think it’d be bc I don’t rly usually go for that genre #also at this point the hype had got to me so my expectations were very unfair #the set tho; it looked so good #I love how I planned that I’d be a machine now this week so could actually not stress during christmas but it’s looking out to be like one #of the most unproductive days I’ve had all autumn lol #i’m thinking if I should just call it and start the holidays now and just idk catch up on some of the days in between christmas & new years #and I do have 8 days after new years before other courses start #but idk if I do thay I might not rly be able to chill during christmas #like rn I’m thinking if I should bring my laptop with me just in case I could squeeze a couple hours here & there during the few days #which is not the thing to do obviously; like it’s 5 days I can be apart from my laptop for 5 days #but it feels like with the amount of stuff I’ve gotten done I rly couldn’t afford a 5 day break rn #idk I’ll figure it out I won’t bring a laptop just to haunt me #(I’m bad at fully relaxing; there’s always the ’’u could be doing something productive tho’’-voice) #(which I don’t listen but then I just get nothing done and also never rly relax which is good super good) #(can u tell im still annoyed at everything rn lol sorry for the tag rant) #december 2023 #2023 #today

[slutdge]

my parents rlly replaced all the original hardwood flooring with sad gray peel and stick faux wood flooring and painted over all the wooden cabinets and wall paneling with sad gray paint in our 90 year old farmhouse that my great grandfather built huh

#losing my fucking mind yall destroyed that house 😭 #these people are maniacs that need to be stopped #like yeah the lifelong abuse they put me through sure but this alone is a crime big enough to warrant a DEATH SENTENCE #shut up judas #homesick #they ALSO repainted the barn to an ugly ass shade of blue like the brown was FINE yall made it SO UGLY #just burn the whole fuckin place down at this point and move into a sad gray millenial studio apartment #anyways i dont live with my parents anymore and i havent for over 5 years now since i moved out #so i didnt know they were doing this #you can imagine my utter heartbreak and shock when i saw it for the first time

[starrysharks]

the fact that a piece of media revolving around a bunch of unrelated adults still has crazy shipping discourse is a sight to behold

#like i can understand why someone might dislike a ship because even tho theyre adults there might be a 5+ year gap #but guys b serious i dont think anyone who's shipping a 25 n 22 year old together is doing it because they like power imbalances or age gaps #(this is coming from someone who dislikes every ship apart from pomni x ragatha because yuri) #it feels like u guys are trying to make a toxic fanbase on purpose 😭 #lets all calm down a bit

[chrollohearttags]

don’t have a lick of healthcare, groceries, rent + cost of living is through the roof, student loan payments are back on, no income tax, govt benefits, foster care is fucking trash, education system is cooked, degrees are useless and no jobs but we sure got 8 billion to give another country for war efforts 🤪 love it here.

#‘it was fake’ and I don’t give a fuck #your country is falling tf apart and you’re in everybody else’s business you big nosey bitch #sweep ur own front door before cleaning everybody else’s #and stop bringing up that big nasty blood orange who was in office befire bc you’ve had three fkin years #and you haven’t fulfilled a single promise #cherry chats 🍒 #get me out this ghetto ass country fr #I’m tryna move to Germany or Switzerland in about 5 years

[snailcubezz]

i posted this on my instagram already so i might as well put this here too again

i don't have the energy to take full commissions anymore (i am in Full Hyperfixation Mode so drawing detailed stuff of anything except psychonauts is just a chore to my brain) so uh. remaking this post to instead just be a general Hey I Need Money!!!! post.

(that being ill still draw lil requests for some donations like i said, i just can't take the responsibility of commissions right now)

payment info:

cashapp: $snailcubezz

paypal: @ snailcubezz

#meeple.png #psychonauts #<- only putting this in the tags since its. the fandom im most active in and am at the moment mostly known for my pn art #inanimate insanity #same w/ this tag ive been drawin for osc for like 4-5 years im down to draw object ocs as thanks for donating #i draw the funny Shaped characters !!!! but i cant keep drawing if im living in a rotting house falling apart as we speak #im gonna be honest i dont. know How to tag this since its not really a comms post #just plz share it around if you see it

[swamp-chicken]

sometimes nothing is really going on but i'm still screaming in my head abt ethubs thinking about how they talk to each other and the way their voices get softer and the way they tease each other and how theyre always turned towards each other like those sunflowers who cant find the sun and then bdubs says there's my good friend etho! okay everyone leave us alone we need to go talk in private

#im watching hc5 feeling. pain #even tho etho was only in hc5 for like 5 episodes its still soooo. they were reuniTED after YEARS apart. and theyre so happy to be back #bdubs vcing etho just to tease him abt his creeper death cycle... its not content for him theyrejust FRIENDS

[alagaesia-headcanons]

I will always defend Orrin with my life and I've elaborated on my love of his character many times, but I realize I've failed to point out a particularly foundational detail regarding all that. I suspect that it goes very unnoticed by most people (unsurprisingly since it's only subtly referenced once) that an important aspect of Orrin is how young he is. He's only a little older than the main cast; during the war he's only 23-24. Orrin goes through all that trauma without that much experience behind him and a great deal of uncertainty ahead of him. I think it really sheds a lot of light on his fear of losing everything he cares about to the Empire when considering how much of his life is left in front of him. He really does have so much to lose, and the weight of all the relentless, compounding grief that he wouldn't be accustomed to or prepared for could so easily break him into despair.

#nasuadas 18 and states that hes 5 years older than her #eragon #inheritance cycle #orrin #his life was already not fully settled and stable when it was then uprooted and torn apart #he didnt get that luxury any more than the other main characters #the tragically impossible task of figuring things out as they actively fall apart #ive just never bothered to mention his age bc its very obvious to me and i need to remind myself #that most people dont comb through every mention of this unpopular side character like a lunatic hdasfkdfdsjk #but someones gotta do it o7 #orrin my beloved

[trinitymarconeptune]

𝓠𝓾𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓸 𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷 𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷

#the sims 2 #sims 2 #ts2 #the sims #pleasantview #maxis premades #ts2 pleasantview #the sims 2 pleasantview #dina caliente #michael bachelor #simblr #funny how... #one of my original pairings was inspired by these two first #also #am i the only one who kinda dislikes the odd and too large age gap between these two #instead i headcanon hmmm #that they are 3-4 years apart max. 5 #and despite discrepancies in game continuities i consider michael the younger sibling of bella #also i do not view dina as a complete villain #rather the traumatized anti-hero #who will be redeemed #and also this caption may suit more intimate setting but #i still suck at making pictures in ts2 and this song really fits these two in my opinion