#ALSO DUDE

[unicyclingdogs]

needle felted lu boys!!!! sky and legend have consistently been some of my favorites in the chain, so it makes sense that they’d be the first ones I’d felt and yeah here they are together!!! :)

#linked universe #lu fanart #linked universe sky #lu sky #lu legend #needle felting #uni art :) #sky was the first detailed person I’ve tried to felt and I think both look pretty good 👍 #these felts are both a few months old by now so I figured I should post them bc idk when I’m making more 😭 #like I started four but uh it’s not going great #he literally haunts my desk guys #also I want to felt some stuff for the holidays too #so idk when I’ll get around to finishing four or other lu guys #maybe I’ll do hyrule or wind bc I want to felt some brown eyes #like ily sky and legend but man I made their eyes so BLUE like yeesh #ALSO DUDE #WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME TO NOT USE ROVING WOOL AS A BASE OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO IT WEONG FOR LIKE A YEAR 😭😭😭😭 #LIKE USING COARSER WOOL IS SO MUCH EASIER AND I DIDNT KNOW IT EXISTED #and I have so much roving wool now…. #like im probably going to use it as a base still since I have like 8 ounces of it and like 1 once of the better wool so 😔 #also dude if anyone want to talk about needle felting feel free bc it’s so fun and yeah 👍 #like I’m not an expert but idk it’s fun to talk about it #ASLO IF YOU KNOW WTF WET FELTING IS PLEASE TELL ME

[cloverjelly]

drawing life series members based on the songs in my playlist [5] - tango/are you satisfied? by MARINA

why this song: "are you satisfied with an average life?" (always dying insignificant deaths) and "high achiever, dont you see? / baby, nothing comes for free" (u can interpret his little halo things as either being a target, aka the target of hunts, dumb deaths, boogey kills, wtv OR a crown showing how hes always trying to be tricky and fun and bet and stuff idk)

#tangotek #life smp #traffic smp #jelly jar #can u tell hes my fav.. #ALSO DUDE #DONT WORRY ABT THE ELBOW #I MESSED IT UP SO BAD #BUT I DONT HAVE TIME TO FIX IT SO ITS OK

[fandomaddict505]

THE JURIST IS HER??????

#WHAT!?!? #also dude #that bad ending was so fucking short #it was like three lines of dialogue and thats it #at least in the bad end of jfa we got a unique render :/ #aj:aa live blog

[uplatterme]

biting you till I fall asleep

i just had sukiyaki so im sure you’ll enjoy it

#ALSO DUDE #ITS SO LATE FOR YOU #GO TO BED #blake’s whattabox #dearest: andi <3

[sarah-sandwich]

babes /p what are your pronouns

She/her but they/them is also fine if you're feeling fancy. I don't have a strong preference and she/her is what I'm used to so why change things up you know?

#I feel much more strongly about other words like babes? #god tier #A++++ #so much affection packed into one little word #also dude #its ✨friend shaped✨

[caleb-is-existing]

The live action Thunderbirds movie was my childhood and I like it. But there is one thing-

Alan is 14 years old saving the fucking world, me on the other hand, is 14 years old and struggling to do basic maths.

#kay speaks #thunderbirds #thunderbirds 2004 #alan tracy #shitpost #like help????? #alan teach me your ways #also dude #why you so tall

[afilmbykirkk]

OH MY GOD I CANT WITH THIS GIRL

#dnrb #WHAT THE HELL #I CANT INVITE EVERYONE TO MY GODDAMN PARTY #AND NOT EVERYONE IS INVITED TO A PARTY #I WASNT INVITED TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR SOMEONE IN OUR CLASS #BUT I DIDNT GO UP TO THEM AND ASK WHY I WANT INVITED #my bs #ALSO DUDE #JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW PICTURES DOESNT MEAN EVERYONE WAS THERE #THE PICTURES ONLY LOOKED GOOD BECAUSE THE WALL BEHIND IT WAS PRETTY #AND THERE WERE LIKE 5 PEOPLE IN THE PHOTOS #HOW DO YOU COME TO THE ASSUMPTION THAT THERE WAS EVERYBODY FROM OUR CLASS #i hate this person sm #THEY LITERALLY GO AND CALL ME A 'PUPPET' BC I HANG OUT WITH MY FRIEND A LOT #DUDE ITS CALLED HAVING FRIENDS FUCK OFF

[southernsolarpunk]

I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this

#idc abt 1 dude #when there’s also 468 seats in congress up for grabs

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this. #but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt. #i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

[ot3]

i can't believe that we're doing 'i use bro/dude in a gender neutral way' discourse in 2024 because even without the blatant transmisogyny of being unwilling to make incredibly minor linguistic concessions for the sake of not casually misgendering trans women, 'dont call people things that will upset them' is a concept literal kindergartners are capable of grasping. if someone says 'don't use these words to refer to me, i don't like it' and your response is anything but 'sorry, i won't do it again' then the kindest possible interpretation of your behavior is that you are a huge asshole that nobody should want to hang out with.

#'i call everyone dude/bro/man its equality' is just the transmisogynistic version of 'i dont see race' #like yeah i also call everyone those things. unless they say they don't want me to. and then i won't do it. huge!

[cosmosnout]

And in the end, Rouge was like, “You know what? Sure.”

#kinda makes me sad to think Roger might have been with rouge just so he could have a son #but hey if it was mutual then that’s so funny #(please have my baby) *rouge looks Roger over* (sure) #also roger literally spent his whole life surrounded by dudes. bro does not know how to talk to women #art #digital art #my art #fanart #drawing #one piece #portgas d rouge #gol d roger #sketchhh

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

#watching ppl go from being like ''support neurodivergent ppl~~!" #to being like ''if this is going to give u a panic attack ur fuckken stupid'' #like..... gets me #yeah man. i know im going to be triggered by it . in the old fashioned term. it is GOING to give me a panic attack. it's pretty much certai #and i shouldn't have to tell u about what i have survived for you to be okay with that. #you can just trust that i ALSO don't want me to react to it. i'm not gonna be having a FUN time. #dismissing that bc you think it's stupid.... like is the whole problem. #these sounds are workshopped by entire teams of people to get you to pay attention and move quickly. #they arent meant to be fun and exciting. #OBVIOUSLY it's gonna set ppl off. #but yeah there's something so fuckken demeaning about ppl being like. well that trigger isn't valid bc u haven't undergone X #dude i have ptsd bc i was abused as a child. like plain and simple. the fact im 30 and afraid of the dark tells you how bad it was. #i shouldn't have to ask u for permission to be mentally ill. #the reason it's a fucking disorder and not a fucking choice is that I DO NOT CONTROL IT. #like how is it any different from when ppl are like ''oh public speaking isn't that scary'' like FOR YOU #for YOU this isn't scary. now if i could fucking eat my own amygdala...

[rusticfurnace]

biker ghost from my reckless chains au teehee

#cod mw2 #simon riley #simon ghost riley #call of duty mw2 #biker dudes from tiktok been giving me brainrots lately #also scheduled post cause i will be busy in a couple of days #okay thats it byeeeee

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike vs Vanny on ordering pizzaplex food

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #fnaf #security breach #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Mike and Vanny definitely have different approaches to the wrong order #now that Mike knows Vanny’s secret he has to help her hold back her rage #Nessa here is already intense as is without being evil mode #least she has Mike to cool her down #she’s never gonna stab him so it’s actually fool proof #though Glitchtrap is not happy BAHA #DUDE by this point despise this sleepy guy #ALSO staff bots mentioned!! let’s get a hand for the pizzaplex staff bots 🩵🩵

[noodlescoopus]

heading off to my job where I sexualize completely average men

#noodlepost #I love monsters and I love prettyboys #but by golly do I also REALLY like totally normal dudes

[deadmomjokes]

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ???? #and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?'' #NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY??? #and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often'' #the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing'' #and he's like ''SWEET?????'' #so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes