#but hey if it was mutual then that’s so funny

[teencopandthesourwolf]

so i'm supposed to be working on my sterek wip—and i am! i wrote about 1k today—but bc of all you lovely mutual's and folk i follow now also into buddie (main culprits being @inell @rosieposiepuddingnpie @sortasirius and @angela-feelstoomuch) and ofc bc of bi!buck confirmed, i've started ploughing through 911 over the last few weeks like a bloodhound chasing a rabbit through the woods and have consequently, inevitably, started a buddie wip. fml. anyways, it's all your lot's fault so here, have just under 1k of my first buck pov buddie quarantine wip and everyone pls forgive my adhd writing brain lol.

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Eddie was so fucking drunk. And it wasn't really either of their faults.

Because daytimes? When they weren't on shift? They were easy.

In the daytime there was just so much stuff to do with Christopher. So many games to play and so many cool things Buck was finding he could teach the little guy. And there were things that Christopher was teaching Buck, too, like, did you know that a crocodile can't stick out its tongue? Because Buck didn't, not until Christopher told him. And how cool is that?

The three of them—Buck, Christopher and Eddie—had started a Strip Jack Naked tournament and they now played it every night that he and Eddie were home, just before bath and bedtime stories. Turns out Christopher loved card games, and loved the rude name given to Buck and Maddie's childhood favourite even more, because what ten year old wouldn't? There was obviously zero stripping involved; Buck didn't even know why it was called what it was called, only that it was super fun, and just about easy enough for Christopher to learn but not so easy he'd get bored too fast, y’know? And what was funny was that the little dude hadn't even won a single round yet, and that somehow hadn't seemed to deter the slugger in his efforts one bit. Quite the opposite, actually. He'd warned, “Just you two wait,” and had this look on his face that said he was determined to become a grandmaster and beat Buck at his own game—or, even better, beat his Dad and win the prize of Eddie having to tidy Christopher's room for a week (a suggestion of Buck's that Eddie had not been overjoyed about).

In turn, Buck and Eddie had now lost countless games of Mario Kart to the kid; been repeatedly humiliated at Pictionary (the kiddie version); and each had the least amount of kudos points for Misfits, a game that Eddie apparently used to play with his sisters. It was another drawing-type one, where each player took a body section on their turn—head, torso and arms, or legs and feet—and then folded the paper over to hide the result until everyone was done and Christopher would unfold the paper and they'd all cry with laughter at the results. Misfits didn't even technically have any winners or losers, but hey, try telling Christopher that.

Evenings, though? The few hours left between Christopher's bedtime and Eddie and Buck turning in for the night? They were tougher.

Tough on Buck, at least.

See, he'd had this dream, a few weeks back. A dream about—well.

About Eddie.

In the dream, Buck had been washing the dishes in Eddie and Chris's apartment after Eddie had made another attempt at cooking his abuela's delicious Barbacoa recipe (Buck had tasted the real deal once when Isabel had come to stay and Eddie had invited Buck over to dinner), and Eddie had suddenly crowded into him from behind, crushing the length of his body up against Buck's back and reaching around to circle soft but firm hands around Buck's wet wrists. Startled and confused, Buck had open opened his mouth to say something when Eddie had placed his hot mouth onto the sensitive spot on Buck's neck, just below his right ear and—

Buck had woken abruptly, writhing and twitching and groaning, jizz spilling all over his freshly changed bed sheets.

After that, evenings were a challenge.

They were now made up of all the usual fun and dumb stuff that Buck and Eddie got up to, plus the occasionally deeper topics in their lives that they both seemed to struggle with but tried their best to share with each other, but there was also Don't look too long at Eddie's hands, and Don't look at Eddie's mouth while he speaks, and Don't check out Eddie's ass in those jeans I'd told him he should definitely buy when the shops were still open and the world hadn't yet gone to shit and I wasn't losing my damn mind.

Buck had moved into Eddie and Chris's place when Quarantine hit because it had just made sense, and over the course of the last six months he had somehow managed to fall in lust with his best friend.

So, times when they both had tomorrow off work, and when the confinement got to be a little too much, they would drink. Sometimes a little too much. One of them always stayed relatively sober though, just in case Chris needed something in the night, and tonight, Buck had been allowing Eddie to enjoy himself because the guy hardly ever really let his hair down, and he deserved to.

Eddie got giggly when he drank Tequila, Buck noticed.

They'd already sunk a few beers prior to cracking open the bottle of Cazadores Reposado, and after Buck had stopped at two shots but Eddie had continued, Eddie had become progressively loose and was now starting to giggle like a frickin schoolgirl. Which, embarrassingly, seemed to be doing things to Buck—not that Buck had a thing for school girls, jesus no, it was just that Eddie sounding so soft and vulnerable and happy was something that apparently really did it for Buck.

Fuck his life.

The guy also got very touchy-feely on tequila, too.

They'd migrated from the kitchen table to sitting so close to each other on the sofa that they were permanently touching, as well as all the times Eddie kept nudging his shoulder further into Buck's and squeezing his hand on Buck's knee. Then his thigh.

Seriously, fuck Buck's life.

The way Eddie had gotten so comfortable with touching Buck was becoming a majorly uncomfortable situation for Buck to have to deal with. Not because Buck didn't want the attention, but because he really fucking did.

And that was a problem, for a few reasons.

Reason one was that Buck wasn't gay, and didn't really understand these feelings he was having.

Reason two was, as far as Buck knew, Eddie wasn't gay either.

Reason three (and Buck's biggest fear) was Buck being terrified of losing what he had with Eddie. He loved Eddie, and Christopher, and he was pretty sure they loved him back—and he certainly wasn't about to let his rabid and confusing libido ruin any of that.

Drunk Eddie, though? It seemed Drunk Eddie really had it in for Buck tonight.

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fingers crossed i can finish it before buck goes insane! xp

#here we go! #buddie #buddie wip #buddie fic #pov buck #evan buckly #eddie diaz #911 #911 fic #lemons #wet dream #coming untouched #drunk!eddie #alcohol #tcats writes #teencopandthesourwolf #plus buddie lol

[cosmosnout]

And in the end, Rouge was like, “You know what? Sure.”

#kinda makes me sad to think Roger might have been with rouge just so he could have a son #but hey if it was mutual then that’s so funny #(please have my baby) *rouge looks Roger over* (sure) #also roger literally spent his whole life surrounded by dudes. bro does not know how to talk to women #art #digital art #my art #fanart #drawing #one piece #portgas d rouge #gol d roger #sketchhh

[sea-buns]

i wanna say it was in episode 3 after the boxing match when i was struck with the intense need to savor every second of mentopolis.

the mental image of a conrad driving with so much reckless abandon that the car is like half off the ground as it speeds away, hunch and dan bumping around in the backseat on either side of ivana who in comparison looks bolted down to the seats, money flying out and trailing behind them as justin hangs his head out the window...

all i could think was "oh this is the best." like the best. and while i do agree that 6 episodes is a perfect length for the season, what with them running at the speed of thought and all, i could also fully see them working with a 15-20 ep season just as smoothly.

and i don't just mean that as "this season would have been better with more eps" cuz tbh i don't think it would have been better, so much as it just would have been different. they could never make anything more and i'd still be satisfied. what i'm saying is that i think it'd make a great length as a second season.

which would be a great opportunity for brennan to flesh out the world elias lives in, while also allowing for more in-depth character development from the pcs.

this first season could act as a prologue to the world of mentopolis. and then the second season immediately kicks off with elias dealing with the aftermath in some way. maybe witness protection wasn't enough and now he's on the run from gobstopper industries. or maybe it was but now he has to learn how to adjust to living as a person with needs again after being alone and overworked for so long.

and as he navigates this new relationship, the attention from the press, the looming question of what now what next— we get to see how our prefrontal pis are doing as their lives were also flipped upside-down by this change in elias' life. cuz regardless of how positive and welcome a change may be, there is still a rather difficult adjustment period as you attempt to decipher where your place is in this new-normal.

#inspired by a couple of posts and some tags from mutuals #really ive had this thought since that 3rd ep but reading other ppls ideas gave me that push of motivation #which is usually how most of my posts get made lmao. i gotta get better about jotting down ideas when i have them and not later istg #this season totally made me wanna finally watch eftbk so i think ill start that in a couple days #ive seen many funny clips but we all know everything is better with context so im feelin hyped #also. hey. artists of tumblr someone anyone PLEASE draw that scene i described from ep 3 #the way they ended that scene was just peak speedy getaway trope energy and its fucking glorious #i dont think ive seen art of it yet but if it exists already someone @ me i gotta know #dimension 20 #d20 #mentopolis #prefrontal pis

[mars-ipan]

i do miss being a little kid and creating the most vividly fucked up stories with my toys that i could

#i would say it was one of my fav little girl things but i did it with my brother mostly #and he sometimes got more into it than me #it’s great we had stories of abuse kidnapping murder #i thought up a looooot of kidnapping stories. i think it was how i coped with the intrusive thoughts of break-ins i’d get lmao #but this isn’t abt my GAD this is about my creative bloodlust #what even was a sleepover if you and ur best friend weren’t roleplaying an evil torture dungeon with her lps toys #or pretending to be foxes in the wild and getting mauled by bears #<- i was not a warrior cats kid but was friends with them. we all liked foxes so we were usually foxes #honestly i think a lot of my artistic energy is spent trying to return to that level of raw creative energy and power #it was always either violent or everyone was having sex with each other #to the kid with internalized homophobia who would jokingly torment me with ‘lesbian’ barbies in daycare (which we later got in trouble for): #thanks for helping me make the connection that lesbians were just girls who liked girls (like my aunts #also really funny that we’re both gay now #hey friends and mutuals who wants to play barbies with me and have them cannibalize each other #girlish whimsy. for free. cmon it’ll be so much fun

[bunnyb34r]

I wonder if Formally Good Manager will return from war... wherever the fuck he is.... now that BaldBastard is out of here lmao

My facial blindness will NOT be able to handle it 😭 Bootleg FGM is his doppelganger and I already have trouble remembering that that's NOT FGM

Also we got news that Old BossMan got fired from whatever job he "left" our store for lmaoooo bitch it's only been a year and a half?? and you've been fired TWICE???

#marquilla #work talk #we dont know why he was fired but we know he did which is so so funny like hey... your old job here opened up... too bad you're #blacklisted from working here now lmaoo id die if they somehow rehired him AGGSGSGS Can you imagine?? BossMan 2 Electric Boogaloo #it's not gonna happen bc he got super super fired uh i mean he CHOSE to leave after an incident where his employee threatened another #with a gun at work shdggdgd so yknow... but god that would be so fucking funny #anyway anyways FGM kept signing up for military leave so he wouldnt have to give up his job but wouldnt have to be HERE with BaldBastard #which like ... i get it but also id just quit but thats me sgdggdgdgd we dont know where he is/when he's coming back but he was SUPPOSED #To be back in october and then just signed up right away for another tour 😭 imagine your employee hating you that much #funniest thing is FGM was BaldBastard's favorite lmaooo it was NOT mutual but then his lady friend manager from PA moved here to work #with him and she was legit CRYING at work when he told her he was quitting like again imagine uprooting your life for this and he just #LEAVES less than 6 months of you moving here 😭 i don't think she was into him but idk maybe she's bi i just know she likes women at least #she could do so much better than this white megamind looking fucker sgdgdggdgd #the best part ab having a job is the drama you get to absorb by proxy and the glee of watching shitheads get their just deserts #schlaundefraud or whatever the spelling is of that work sound it out you know which one im trying to say

[absentmoon]

"crazy..helicopters..so weirdd"

#daisy.txt #hes so funny hey mutuals don't you think he's cute

[adfeelsthings]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers ٩(ˊ���ˋ*)و

Oh chainmail ! Let's goo. Though this chains branch path dies with me sadly

Five things that make me happy... :

Cats !! More specifically family's cats

Making situation for my current fav characters

The act of creating (drawing n writing)

doing nothing

video gaming

That's what comes to mind first at least, prob better things I could've picked but sshhh. Those don't exist

#ad answers things #im not sending this to anyone mostly bc I don't know who would want chainmail #and also bc if i think too much the mutual who spams reblogs my stuff could be send this 10 times technically #(hey. mutual if u see this. hi ily i say this with affection. you know who u are) #also also ig i don't have the nerves to do so myself #if i get cursed or something by not continuing. it would be really funny #I will find out ! Soon ! :D #thumbs up emoji png

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

Yo being mad about disney race swapping characters is dumb what im annoyed about is the weird idea that its anti feminist to want romance from a company that made a bunch of profit off of romances.. And the constant dissing that disney princesses get is rather grating .. if they were treated respectfully that would be great but no they keep being shat on by what i view as fake femisist that keep hating on fictional children. thats the issue with disney remakes they steal talking points from people hating on fictional kids its so lame

#disney #snow white #the little mermaid #beauty and the beast #its funny how batb got complaints when i thought that was suppose to be the more fem one #snow and cindy are in abusive situations what do you want em to do esp the 14 year old ? #they're doing the best they can #ariel had an abusive father #jasmine had a decent one he was just so dumb #but none of em were weak princesses snow had the dwarfs wrapped around her finger #i saw that movie a year ago i think and rem thinking hey snow is acutally very proactive shes bossing those animals and the dwarfs around #and shes considered weak bec she wants a prince like shes 14 bro thats a normal age to be into romance i dunno what to tell ya #its so weird to me disney is looking down on romance romance is cute its not anti femnist #you can have a job and be a romantic itws not mutually exclsuive #ariel was not weak either girl took on a shark saved erics life and did something she went to make her dreams a realiaty how is that not #feminist man people are too picky with these teenagers

[cowardlycowboys]

I'm gonna have to start turning off reblogs on every post and that's gonna ruin the coward nation economy

#omg kiera no one cares #i like when occasionally a post will pick up because a mutual will think it's funny or relatable #i like when people i don't know reblog posts for the same reasons too #BUT usually those posts were made with relatability in mind and so seeing them picked up makes sense! #MY POSTS OF ME JUST SAYING SHIT DO NOT NEED TO BE REBLOGGED ARE FUCKING STUPID #really hard to be a good person and not tell people to go put a gun in their mouth a pull the trigger but it'd be one less dimwitted bitch #so is it really bad??? I DUNNO I DUNNO #like you'd think using your brain to decide would op want this reblogged wouldn't be asking the world but apparently it is #you'd think if you were at that dilemma you'd use the comments that i don't have turned off and say hey cowardlycowboys can i reblog #but u know i guess not everyone has a brain that works that's so sad rip

[crimson-rots]

okay no wait. processing. twice??????????

YEAH..

#STORYTIME. #the first time. me and my beloved friend sam keep getting asked if we are dating by a mutual friend #we decide it is funny to act as homoerotically as possible. #and we commit to the bit so hard that both of us lose track of whether or not we were‚ in fact‚ dating. #<- love u sam #SECOND TIME. you know how sometimes you accidentally adopt a kid on a discord server. #and then someone else also adopts the same kid on the discord server #and then uh. you decide on a complicated family dynamic that just becomes the way you refer to each other until one of you has to step back #and go #'hey. polyamory real?' #<- love u wyrm #it is so insanely easy. im just too good /silly #dJKGBFJKDS

[takinghisbow]

Okay, time for an ask-based starter call! Send one of the below into my askbox for a starter based around it. Feel free to request multiple starters—I'm really looking for some fresh stuff rn <3 Multis, please at least narrow down the muse options. If you don't specify muse(s), I will not write you a starter.

Verse-Based

🎲 had to lie to myself — game-based canon, pretty much. feel free to specify when the thread is set if you'd like 🎭 a phantom thief — a phantom thief AU. def specify how your muse would get involved w/ kok.ichi if we haven't already written in this verse 🏫 UT.DP — ultimate tal.ent development plan. can be set in his final year or, as is typical, very much post-graduation. feel free to specify if you have a preference! 🚴 now & for.ever — small town + childhood friend(s) AU!! to quote my verse page: "Against all of his assumptions, a ten-year-old Koki.chi is adopted by Nomi Oshiro , an unmarried woman who has long dreamed of motherhood. The orphanage in the city is no longer his "home." No, Kokichi is moving into a cozy home in a small, quiet town. He's not thrilled, exactly, but anything is better than the orphanage. Besides, he is always interested in new experiences.[...] Kok.ichi remains in the small town of Furusato in Japan with his adoptive mother, attempting to settle into a normal life he's never known." Feel free to specify at what age our muses meet—kids? teens? older?— and how (ex. your muse moving into town, etc) 💜 love games — Sal.mon mode AU! Basically just dating show D.R lmao. this is pretty inherently romantic but feel free to try to win kok.ichi heart regardless fjkdfsdalh

#i obv have other verses but these are the ones i have most muse for #i thought narrowing down the starter call would make it easy because i often get overwhelmed with them lmao #open to all mutuals #including the love games one lmao because like hey it's funny #also: the now & for.ever one is specifically focused on the idea of childhood friends growing up together really #(and possibly falling in love because Cute but i still adore the platonic side of it too) #so it's dependent on your muse being able to get along with a (slightly more bearable) kok.ichi #—— ✧ starter call »

[sunflower-butch]

I did something stupid ✌🏻

Which Member of the World’s Worst Polycule Are You

#was this an excuse to be sappy about moots and learn more about them? #absolutely not #how dare you make such accusations #hey I love you guys so goddamn much ahdkskkdjsj #dropping this mid anon-gate/anon-pocalypse is so funny #world’s worst polycule #casa de la Mutuals

[heybobbygirl]

how it feels seeing your friends interacting with other people’s posts

#or mutuals i guess but that doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well so shut up #Also when I say “interact” I mean like seeing them comment or like the post #or when they send an account an ask and I see it #its like “hey I know that guy” #”why are you here” #funny memes

[bom-bombon]

Now that the World Cup is over, I wanna talk about my favorite thing that happened to all yall.

There's two players to know here. The first is Messi, which I'm sure most of yall are aware of who he is. The second is the Mexican goalkeeper, Memo Ochoa.

There were a couple of pictures of them that had a rather interesting undert--it was gay. There's no other way of putting it.

And just like that, Messichoa now exists with many fanfics and edits.

Here's a list someone complied.

(if you dont like omegaverse, yeah just skip the whole list 😭 idk why either)

To end this post, I like to share an excerpt that resonated with me and my experience as a Queer Mexican American:

#IM NOT EVEN GONNA TAG IT WITH ANYTHING #THIS IS JUST A FUNNY THING I WANNA SHARE WITH MY FRIENDS/MUTUALS/FOLLOWERS #i also like how in some of these Chicharito is like a wingman or support guy 😭😭😭 #HEY if youre like 'why did you make me read this?' that is your fault for following me #if youre not following me. . . i am so sorry this is the first impression you got of me

[backhurtyy]

THE BIKES OH MY GODDD like my hometown being a small shitty town (a historical town no less like she was NOT built with modern infrastructure in mind) isn't huge on bikes so moving to my uni city was ENLIGHTENING. i have had surprisingly few run-ins with actual cars considering my frankly bullshit methods of crossing roads but the BIKES????? i cant hear them coming and dont look bc of aforementioned bullshit the way ive almost died several times bc of cyclists they try and wipe you clean out they have BLOODLUST inside those helmets

and the deliveroo cyclists that just. RIDE UP ONTO THE SIDEWALK??? LIKE??? they have no excuse then, i’m not in their way or anything!!! i’m minding my own business on the sidewalk!!! where i’m supposed to be!!! they fully just want to murder everyone i think!!! i’ve almost gotten taken out by more than i can say because they just come SCREECHING in and park their bike on the sidewalk

#like what’s the requirement to ride for deliveroo? deep seated rage? a hatred for all pedestrians? impeccable aim? #is there a rewards system? ​like hey you get a free meal if you kill five pedestrians in one go!!! #you know who i think they should target? tourist groups that stop in the middle of the street and ignore you when you say excuse me. #FUCK THOSE GROUPS! #also about the bikes too. i love the little hand covers everyone has over the handlebars. they’re so funny looking #we don’t have them in the us lmao #probably because everything is too spread out to ride your bike. but that’s besides the point #i’m glad this feeling is mutual #answered #hella tag #oh my god wait i have the most insane story to tell you. i am going to dm you it actually because i can’t explain in the tags #i need more than 140 characters

[mittensketchcotte]

So we meet again

#hello friends #Im procrastinating #so I thought of making this #welcome to my tumblr hell #idk #quickly made this on my phone because why not #idk i just find it funny we keep finding eachother on other platforms #hey cass #mutuals #also hi mutuals #y’all really cool #i never have time to interact but yes #you’re super cool