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ask-aph-axis · 5 months

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Katyusha liked him Alfred! And you’ve ruined that!

#hetalia #aph america #aph canada #aph belarus #aph na bros

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sunnysssol · 1 year

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he’s trying </3

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#hetalia #hws america #hws canada #aph america #aph canada #hws na bros #aph na bros #na brothers #sol's art #also they WOULD wear dumb shirts and u know it

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thirdlotusprince3 · 1 year

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Canada: I never know what to say at funerals

America: just say “sorry for your loss”, then move on

[later at a funeral]

Canada: I’m sorry for your loss, move on

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maplequeen94 · 11 months

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One time during a heated argument Alfred called Tim Hortons a "Sad attempt at trying to capture Dunkin's magic". Matthew didn't speak to him for almost a year after that.

#reposting this stupid head canon I made up on the spot for an ask game becuz I think it's actually pretty funny #Don't fuck with Timmys #na bros #aph canada #hws canada #aph america #hws america #hetalia world stars #hetalia axis powers #hetalia #maple rambles #hetalia headcanons #maple's head canons #aph na bros #hws na bros

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oumaheroes · 1 year

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I'm gonna send you a few, lol. But if you hate the ideas you can just delete them, np. #1: Matt's old iPod from 2008 is full of Nickelback music and Alfred tries to tease him for it. But Matt isn't ashamed bc Nickelback is great and y'all are haters.

I'm not sure this counts as fluff, Anon, but I hope you enjoy a real quick drabble of some bros being bros

Characters: America, Canada

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‘Move.’

‘What?’

‘Move.’

‘Jeez, snippy much,’ Alfred sat up from where he was sprawled along the entire length of Matthew’s sofa and instead twisted to prop his feet on the coffee table, ‘Where are your manners, boy?’

‘Dad doesn’t sound like that.’

‘And who said that was supposed to be the old grump?’

‘The terrible English accent you just did?’

‘Damn. Guess my inner dick head voice is English.’

Matthew sighed and placed the bowl of popcorn on the coffee table, where it stayed for merely a second before Alfred grabbed it up, ‘That’s not funny.’

‘Then why’d you smile?’

‘I didn’t smile.’

‘Aw, got gas then?’

Matthew somehow refrained from punching his brother on the arm and flopped heavily down next to him.

‘Woah woah woah, watch the landing there, Rocky.’

Matthew grabbed a handful of popcorn and popped a kernel into his mouth, ‘So what’d you pick next?’

‘The Martian.’

Matthew groaned.

‘Hey! What’s wrong with that?’

‘It’s terrible.’

‘No it isn’t? What’s wrong with you.’

‘Al, it’s a shit story.’

Alfred gave an exaggerated gasp and held a hand to his chest, ‘It is an awesome story, number one. Number two, people who have an iPod full of Nickelback don’t get an opinion on what’s shit and what’s not.’

‘How do you know what’s on my iPod?’

‘You left it at mine and I looked.’

Matthew blinked, ‘When? I don’t even use an iPod anymore.’

‘I dunno like... ten years ago?’

Matthew was thrown, ‘Wha... what’s that got to do with anything?’

‘You’ve got shit taste.’

Alfred gave him a sympathetic look and clucked his tongue, ‘I know it’s hard to accept, don’t worry. We can talk about something else.’

‘There’s nothing wrong with Nickleback.’

'So you still listen to them, then?'

'And?'

‘They’ve done some great songs.’

‘Sure they have.’

‘What are you, a walking naughties meme?’

Alfred shovelled a handful of popcorn into his mouth and dug around in the sofa cushions for the remote, ‘They’re bad.’

‘Tell me why they’re bad.’

‘They’re corny.’

‘And how are they corny?’

‘I dunno, they just are.’

‘You’re corny.’

‘Yeah.’ Alfred gave him a dazzling grin, ‘And even I think they’re bad.’

Matthew huffed and grabbed another handful of popcorn from the bowl, ‘Well, I like them.’

‘And I like The Martian.’ Alfred flicked a popcorn at his cheek, ‘Now shut up and turn turn the lights off.’

‘I’m picking the next one.’

‘If you can stay awake.’

‘I’m staying awake just to make you watch some French surrealism.’

‘Ugh.’

#aph america #aph canada #hws america #hws canada #aph na bros #hws na bros #heroes writes #fizzy im so sorry this took so long

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aph-canada-headcanons · 8 months

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Headcanon: Despite being a country Canada did go to university and get a zoology degree, he then started a wild life hospital.

Headcanon: He still goes their today to check on it, but he turned over the ownership to the government.

Headcanon: He loves outdoors, he often goes hiking with America when they both have the time. It reminds them of their birth parents.

#aph #aph hetalia #hetalia #aph canada #aph headcanons #aph hetalia headcanons #hetalia canada #aph hetalia canada headcanons #hws canada #hws canada headcanons #aph america #hws america #aph America headcanons #hws America headacnons #aph na bros #hws na bros #hws #hws hetalia #hws headcanons

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aphamestuff · 1 year

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Bottle

Canada: *holds up a bottle* is this whiskey or perfume?

America: *swipes it and chugs entire bottle*

America, coughing: it's perfume

#aph america #aph canada #aph na bros #incorrect quote #hetalia

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apersonwholikeslotus · 2 years

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NA bro's hc I just like (kinda long)

Alfred and Matthieu being identical but being like "we look nothing alike!!!'. Meanwhile France and England are rlly the only ones who can tell them apart all the time.

Spend 32% of their time messing with Oz and Zea cause 'we're your older brothers and it's our job :)'

They're biracial, in modern day it's not noticeable, but back in little European settlements they stuck out like sore thumbs. (more on that eventually)

They're equally dumb :\\ Matthieu is just better at controlling himself in public.

in modern day Alfred is closer to François, and Matthieu is closer to Edmund.

Unlike most European countries who know General Winter, Al and Matt neither like him nor are scared of him. They will however, stand outside and dare him to come down and fight them.

They both speak Scottish Gaelic.

They both play trumpet, sometimes they stand outside Englands house and play as loud as possible just to annoy him :)

They get in fights a lot actually, and not like petty ones like legitimately screaming at each other loud enough they've actually had the cops called on them during one.

Anyone else insults the other, in any way, that person will be ruined no questions asked.

François is their father biologically. They found out a few years ago when messing around, they haven't told François, or anyone for that matter.

They trade clothes all the time cause they're the same size. ('is that my new hoodie?' 'you mean our new hoodie')

Matthieu is ever so slightly taller, he likes to exaggerate those 2 centimeters as much as possible though.

Absolute horrid food taste, both of them. Literally will eat anything, five second rule is king.

They both joke Ireland is their mom, the joke extends to things like sending her mothers day flowers, and even calling her mom to annoy England sometimes.

#aph na bros #hws na bros #Hetalia #hetalia headcanons #aph canada #aph america #hws canada #hws america #hws face family #aph face family

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darcymariaphoster · 1 year

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Okay, not really a writing, but... Snowball fight between the Nordics and North American bros? I think the NA bros could take the Nordic family. I'm not sure they'd win but... It would be a ridiculous fight. And, for a change, I think Nor would referee. This is a fight that Iceland would so want to win.

That being said. Who fails first? Who's the last man standing?

#hetalia #hwsadvent2022 #aph nordics #hws nordics #aph na bros #hws na bros #my tiny little contribution #please interact

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pchuaymee · 1 year

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Happy Chinese new year in 2023!

In this year, I will try watercolor painting practice more. This is Hetalia fan art in Chinese New Year theme, but I'll post original drawings more.

Also, I will blessed to you with Chinese that:

新正如意, 新年发财！

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mintbunnny · 7 months

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#hetalia #na bros #aph america #aph canada #hws america #hws canada #mine

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khloxxy · 7 days

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Based on that one image... So funny that his name is actually Matthew..

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thirdlotusprince3 · 10 months

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crustaceanadoration · 9 months

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inspired by that one spongebob image

#matthew #matthew williams #alfred #alfred f jones #aph canada #aph america #aph #hetalia axis powers #hetalia #axis powers hetalia #my art #this is NOT ship i dont even know if any of you think that but if you are thinking it STOOOOOOP!!!!#fanart #na bros #na brothers

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grem-archive · 1 year

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11/10 perch

#hetalia #aph america #aph canada #hws america #hws canada #alfred f jones #matthew williams #na bros #na brothers #north american brothers #gremlin shitpost #shhh guys matt's on the phone with jan #and alfred's playing war thunder

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aph-canada-headcanons · 4 months

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does canada loves horror movies?

Headcanon: Canada is really into horror movies but a specific type. He really only likes the kind with elaborate plots and suspenseful horror that builds over time. His brother America however thinks that’s not so scary and prefers jumpsacres and cheesy ghost hunting films. In other words movie nights are quite a toss up.

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