#BUT HERES UR FOOD NOW

[inzombniia]

do you think you could draw william vanessa?

like father unlike daughter

#my art #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fandom #william afton #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #vanessa fnaf #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER HHRG #BUT HERES UR FOOD NOW

[luvxiem]

rabies... probably — shu yamino

› pairing: shu yamino x gn!reader

› word count: ~500

› genre: fluff

› summary: shu's friends find it both hysterical and slightly concerning over how... feral you get over your boyfriend. shu decides to confront you over it after one too many teeth marks were left on his skin.

if there is one thing about you, it’s that you don’t fuck with your friend’s partners. you’re not dating them so why would you care what they do? as long as they treat your friends right and they’re happy, their relationship is none of your business. your boyfriend, on the other hand, is ALL of your business. this includes his friends.

when shu first introduced you to his friend group, you were quite nervous. he holds them in high regard, and you wanted to make a good impression on them. needless to say, the meeting went fantastically and you’re happy to say that you’re able to call them your friends now as well. however, with friendship comes being progressively more and more unhinged the closer you get. shu’s friends were no exception and are unfortunate witnesses to your more… feral moments.

this brings us to now.

shu squints at you from across the living room, purposefully keeping the couch in between you two to work as a barrier of sorts.

“why do you keep biting me.” the way he says it makes it sound less like a question and more like a statement. you blink at him innocently.

“i don’t know what you’re talking about,” you deny. he crosses his arms and your gaze immediately snaps to his biceps (they look particularly delicious in that tight t-shirt of his). shu notices where you look and sighs.

“babe, even luca has mentioned it at this point. you can’t keep doing it in public—i don’t understand why you even do it.”

you stare at him.

“i'm literally obsessed with you.”

the resulting flush is worth the loss of your dignity. shu spins on his heel in an effort to compose himself, but you can clearly see the bright red blush on his cheeks as he struggles to contain his obvious glee. clearing his throat, he turns back to you and schools his expression.

“right. that's kinda cringe, though. why are you being parasocial?” he deadpans. you narrow your eyes at him and he sweats.

“we’re literally dating. you're my boyfriend. if i wanna be obsessed and parasocial with you then i will. in fact—” the way shu’s eyes widen in surprise as you vault over the sofa will remain in your mind for days to come for how hilarious he looked.

“babe, NO—” his voice cracks as you bite into the flesh of his arm. “stop biting me!” he screeches, but with how hard he’s laughing it’s difficult for you to take his request seriously.

releasing him from your mouth, you reach up to pull his face down so you can kiss him. he shuts up real quick with that.

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#listen. i. DONT LOOK AT ME #I WROTE THIS IN A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS #heres ur food yaminions. i understand now. #luvxiem.writing #shu.txt #shu yamino x reader #shu yamino fluff #this is me projecting btw #LMFAOOOOOOO #i wanna eat him soooo bad #ALSO if shu feels different from how i usually write him #it's bc this drabble was originally meant for luca LOLLL #i just changed it to shu cuz im kinda obsessed w him rn

[lovedazai]

dazai would be so proud of how brave im being rn

#cw medical #just got out of a ct scan n it was so scary #but the guy who did it made me laugh n i got to be pushed in a wheelchair #needles are my arch enemy but i got blood taken n an iv!!!!!! #got some pain meds n was a little high hehe #the worst is im so hungry > < its been over 12 hrs since ive eaten anything n im not allowed to yet >:( #i think im going to have to be here a couple days tho :( #ps i read all ur asks n u guys are so so so so sweet. they made my v shitty evening so much brighter #waiting for results (n maybe food? 🤞🏻) so i’ll reply to a few now but mayb the rest later bc. today was such a long day

[spadefish]

Ghhhh I just BARELY have enough cash to cover my end of the month bills but I have no grocery money... I applied for SNAP and did my interview but I've been waiting for them to send me a ledger in the mail that I have to fill out before I can see if I actually get approved or not.

If anyone wants to throw anything at me I would very much appreciate it... If you want, tell me an animal or a Pokemon in your donation note (and tell me your Tumblr URL if you want me to send it to you) and I'll doodle it!

(tip jar here)

#sorry for e-begging again im very tired and i just want to afford food #i hope this stupid ledger gets here soon #ashe.txt #im going to bed now but if anyone sends anything ill doodle ur animals tomorrow #EDIT: added tip jar link to this post

[stareyedsheeple]

forgor to post this

#rottmnt #april o'neil #she is so beloved #rottmnt fanart #im off to bed now #shitpost but funny shitpost #mwah mwah here is ur food tumblr im off to vanish into the void that will consume us all #until next time

[brainrotdotorg]

they're just synchronizing their sines

#disco elysium #egghead #noid #pete andre #andre #speedfreak #speedfreaks #the ravers #de #de fanart #disco elysium fanart #i love them okay. i love the #SPEEDFREAK POLYCULE COMMUNITY HERES UR FOOD. #i do like to imagine acele is also in there but. giving the bois a time to shine for now

[petziez]

would you believe some STUFF happened last session

#my art #ocs #anh giang le #ashe morrison #sfts #sometimes u r so self-sacrificing u will jump in the way to save ur rival in his moment of weakness…. when truly he would rather die #and now he will Absolutely hate you more for it #delicious. delicious food for me #one of the corrupting forces in the world is magical nanobots if that helps explain anything here at all LMFAO

[theloveinc]

Gojo is so deep into his bachelor era shit that when you get together he doesn't realize it actually means... sitting down together at dinner and potentially eating home cooked meals.... and he's honestly kinda confused when u serve him real vegetables

#gojo #im always scared when i write jjk stuff that im maybe forgetting something canon #but anyway gojo being one of those guys who hasn't eaten anything homemade in like three years is so funny to me #LMFAO this was partially inspired by the fact that i made stuffed cabbage and am now sitting here staring at it #wondering why the h*ll i made some healthy grandma sh*t #thats how gojo stares at ur food when u stop him from getting takeout again #and he has to force himself to be like 'it's... nice. thank you.' #LMFAOOO #but he does enjoy the time together #lmao #shii posts #caitie things #gen

[zincbot]

the portraits changing in act 3.

#in stars and time #in stars and time spoilers #HIS SMILE IS GONE WAAAAA #also i ran thru the whole castle without looping forward #collected the bomb and sharpened the knife and everything #and just like bad luck died to the king. looped back to the king. i skipped an extra loop + they took my bomb. jail. #it's fine i still beat the king without the bomb but grrra! wasn't even worth it the head housemaiden just repeated the same shit #and now here we go again. #i'm pretty sure i know what bonnies favourites all are. rice pineapple and samosas? + i finally tried all their foods #so that's smth #and i found out that the baker took out the book odile needs #and i saw the papers in mira's room with like. applications? #(shaking isa) JUST TELL ME WHAT UR GONNA TELL ME #interrupted by bonnie... now interrupted by mirabelle... is odile gonna interrupt us next loop

[dykefever]

merry christmas to my beautiful mutuals that celebrate ... and all that don't hope u have a nice day :-)) currently processing the food on the couch with coffee and a red wine xxxx

#the food was crazy good this year a bit of a friendsmas thing.. #one girl brought her pug and he's super cute :-)) #but we all had our bits to make and we all made them so well... so yum... #also sitting here at 4:30 pm like it's almost dark .. it feels right esp on christmas the day is chilling out now it's dark you can relax #ur not feeling fucked up as well and it's bright outside and will be for hours like at home .. #laura says some things

[taikanyohou]

“Anything else?” WHY YOU ... Y ME? (2022) - Episode 9.

#why you ... y me? #shogun x maitoh #asianlgbtqdramas #asiandramasource #* #faiza gifs #UR HONOUR THEY ARE FLIRTING THEY ARE FUCKING FLIRTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG #NOOOO BC THESE TWO AND THEIR ABSOLUTE MUTUAL WEIRD FOOD PREFERENCES THEY MATCH AND SHARE #AND NOT SHOGUN SAYING 'MISS ME?' LIKE JUST LAST EPISODE THIS BABY WAS SO SCARED AND CONFUSED ABOUT THIS FEELINGS #AND NOW HE'S OUT HERE!!!!!! OPENLY FLIRTING! TEASING MAITOH OH MY GOD #AND MAITOH'S FAAACE LORDT HES LOVING EVERY SECONDDDDD OF THIS!!!!!!!!

[clemencetaught]

"Here," it's... it's just bread. It's a bun, sure large enough to still some amount of hunger, but it's just bread. And yet, María holds it in front of Patrick with the face of someone who'd consider it a criminal offense to refuse it. Nevermind that she's stolen it from one of the banquets. "Just making sure you're eating." ((RUH-ROH it's Len again~ and I promise I forgot about the Peeta bread thing until I re-read this IGNORE THAT--!! FDKLGJDLAJSGF Hope you didn't end up getting sick BUT IF YOU DID HOPE YOU'RE RESTING AND FEELING BETTER SOON 🥺)) || okay but panem is also known as the nation of bread & circuses– ( unprompted w/ @mythvoiced )

He doesn’t eat much in the Capitol. 

Which is ironic, seeing how most of his life before the games, Patrick was always hungry. Always trying between schooling and factory shifts to figure out when his next meal was going to come. Why else would he and Hyuk have taken out tesserae all those years ago? It was preferable, playing the odds in the Reaping to starving for the rest of the year.

Nowadays, food is the least of his concerns. Whereas there is still a dearth in District Three, there is surplus in the Capitol. No surplus isn’t the right word; a surplus would mean the Capitol keeps the extra for the future. No, there is an excess of food in the Capitol, an excess that is dumped and left to rot after the pigs have had their share, have had their fun.

When he remembers that, food in the Capitol, no matter how finely it’s been prepared, becomes disgusting. Repulsive when it is combined with the thought of the districts, his people, still starving and fighting one another for the Capitol’s ‘scraps’. One plate is enough for Patrick to feel the bile swish in his stomach and even crawl back up his throat– how is he supposed to enjoy this filth now?

(But of course the Capitol has a way of perverting everything. Who else would have invented a liquid that makes one vomit what was just digested to make room for more food?)

“You didn’t have to,” is the first set of words to come out of his mouth, however. It’s such a childish gesture on her part; as a victor, she and her family should have more than enough riches to cover for food whether she’s in the Capitol or her own district. That and it’s considered normal to take leftovers from these banquets.

And yet, she’s staring him down like they are in covenance– it’s odd…strange how the things the Capitol deem sacred, she’ll approach with the irreverence of a foreigner and yet with the most mundane of objects, like a loaf of bread, most likely one of the hundred baked today and will be replicated tomorrow, like it is worth the weight of gold. He takes a hold of María’s loot. The loaf is still warm, freshly out of the oven, he wants to believe. Like it came from one of the bakeries in say, District 12, rather than a Capitol banquet table. Does she look at the Capitol and its elaborate feasts the same way? District Eight is probably just as bad if not even worse than his own district when it comes to food shortages so maybe her thievery makes sense.

When one has gone without food for long enough, no amount of surplus is enough to satiate the insecurity. He knows that feeling all too well. His stomach growls in anticipation. “…Normally, the Capitol likes to have this with caviar.” A delicacy from District Four along with butter shipped from District Ten. He splits the loaf in two, the inside crackling and breaking into two crisp pieces. “But I think…I think it tastes just as delicious on its own.” He hands María one half while taking a bite out of the other. “Take the other half; I can’t finish it on my own.”

It tastes delicious. 

#vomit cw #not that he actually does but there is mention of it #mythvoiced #mythvoiced ( maría. ) #anger said her real name was grief ( maría. ) #the victor ( verse three. ) #the victor ( answered. ) #AND HERE I AM NOW IN THE DEPRESSO VERSE :'DDDD #not me SOBBING first over the reference to the bread.... :'D pe*eta is my darling nobody does it like him </3 #hahaha not me with this hc that... #probably the victors in the outlier districts have complicated relationships with food #just bc a lot of them probably?? suffered from food insecurity?? #and then you go to the capitol and suddenly there's an abundance..... #at the price of the districts starving... :/// #that's gotta trigger some complicated reactions in the victors especially #so in patrick's case #it's not just that he's not hungry but that seeing the excess is...repulsive to him in most cases #(aka more trauma that since he doesn't actually acknowledge ends up manifesting physically....) #BUT FOR MARÍA!!!! HE WOULD EAT FOR HER :'D HE WOULD SHARE WITH HER TOO BC THAT'S WHAT HE DOES WHEN HE GOT FOOD BACK THEN #he'd share with his loved ones :'D #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK IT WAS VERY STIMULATING TO ANSWER :DDDD (the others are on their way too <3 ) #ALSO THANK FOR UR WELL WISHES....i am feeling much better now <3 #a question of justice ( answered. )

[merriclo]

i tried the airup water bottle stuff today and i’m so fucking upset this shit works too well. i have never been so hydrated. it’s so trippy that a stupid little scent pod rlly does change the flavor of the water. what the hell.

#i feel lame as fuck admitting that i have to be baited into drinking water but also!!! water’s kind of fucking nasty!!!!! #it doesn’t taste good!!! #but now bc of thsi dumb scent pod it tastes like watermelon and if there’s one think u should know abt me it’s that i love watermelon #anyways. yeah if u struggle w hydration check out airup. it’s pricey but the products are high quality from what i can tell #yes i’m a victim of matpat btw #i sent my mom a food theory video that was sponsored by airup and she bought some of their stuff without telling anyone #it arrived and she was like ‘hey here’s the thing ur theory guy said to try’

[omgcatboi]

They / them AMABs ONLY plz reblog this with your favorite food in the tags.

Everyone else follow everyone who puts their fav food in the tags.

#trying to add to the visibility here #need more they them amabs in the spotlight #i had my moment of showing people transmascs can pass without top surgery #now its time to get my followers to engage with a post about they them amab visibility #you can reblog if ur not amab nb but I prefer only they them amabs put their fav food in the tags so people can look through #the reblogs and follow them.

[sovaharbor]

what did i do to deserve an ibs flare-up at 11 pm.......

#i mean i went way too hard at dinner for someone whos getting over a migraine. so. thats probably it #also i wasnt really feeling the snack i ate but i made myself eat some anyway bc i was getting Weird Anxiety so. exposure therapy. #however the exposure therapy kicked my gastrocolic reflex into high gear and now. here i am. #sittin on da bathroom floor. heating pad on my tummy. mourning that stupid stupid idea to eat peanut butter crackers #summer's text tag #also if u want an inside look into how insane ocd and emetophobia can be: #two of our cats puked tn. it was 100% from the cat food they both ate for Their dinner. #but for some reason my brain has been like 'no... no. it was actually the chicken u ate tn.' bc ONE of the cats who puked i gave a teeny bi #of my chicken tenders to. and so. yah. my brains like welp. even tho ur other cat didnt have ANYTHING. u gave em both food poisoning #and now YOU have food posioning. and ur gonna suffer for all of eternity now. this is the worst thing that could ever happen to u #or!!!!! my brain has ALSO been telling me 'you got cat saliva on ur hand from one of the cats that got sick from their food so now YOU are #also sick. from their food. from a single POTENTIAL saliva hand. and now u will suffer. this is the worst thing ever for u.' #but blah blah blah blah i am strong i am brave and even when im not brave im actually still brave for being scared [like rn] #i just wanna finish in here so i can go to BEDDDDD

[octoagentmiles]

i love ur octonauts safe foods post but that also brings the question: what are the octo-agents safe foods?

wonderful question my anonymous friend- apologies for the delay, please enjoy post 🤲:

Paani’s patties have nuts, seeds, and bugs in them, which all have kind of similar tastes—hear me out—they all taste nutty (yes, bugs have a nutty flavour, if you didn’t know), and possibly a little roasty or smokey depending on how they’re prepared. Paani’s safe foods probably consist of a lot of other grains, nuts, or butters (peanut butter, sunflower butter, almond/cashew butter, etc). He probably unironically enjoys pistachio ice cream. Can’t go wrong with a giant jug of straight up rainwater, either.

Tracker grew up the same way Barnacles did: In the Arctic with very little variety. So, their tastes are probably the same, or very similar. He enjoys simple flavours, and dishes with non-complicated seasoning. I also imagine he’s an extremely picky eater, despite being taught in the Polar Scouts to be prepared to “eat what you have to” in an emergency. He might like a couple obscure or odd things here and there, but other than that his palate is pretty limited. He likes knowing what to expect when he eats something (and in general), so he basically just eats the same foods over and over. He’s an EXPERT at cooking these foods.

Googled native Russian and Siberian cuisines for Natquik, and I’m seeing a lot of dough, pastry, soup, and salt (and a lot of other things, but they’re mostly meat and I’m going to pretend he’s vegetarian and so is everyone else, with the exceptions of Mr. Paani “The Bug Eater”, and Ms. Pearl “Eats Living Urchins Whole”). He loves savoury foods, as well as “earthy” flavours (below-ground vegetables, such as beets, potatoes, carrots (he might bond with Tweak over that one), or mushrooms) but can NOT tolerate spiciness at all; he’s worse than Barnacles in this regard. If he eats something too hot he will spit it out instantly, and be very dramatic about it. He also enjoys a cup of tea now and then, and he’s not picky about what kind; if it’s warm and got leaves in it, he’ll drink it.

I like to think that Calico Jack and Kwazii are alike in more ways than one thousand—and they probably have IDENTICAL tastes/safe foods. So, Jack loves sweets and sugars, but hates bitters. He hates citrus too (because he’s a cat), but has learned to tolerate it in all his years as a pirate. He chugs lemon juice like it’s milk, and he just ate a whole ghost pepper. You won’t catch him anywhere near a tangerine, though. (Disclaimer: Citrus is actually poisonous to cats in real life, which is why they hate it so much. This cat however, is fictional, and just thinks they’re icky.) CJ also canonically loves to cook and bake his own food, based on how many recipes he invented and passed down to Kwazii; such as pirate pie (real pie, see GBR for ingredients), pirate stew (main ingredient = kelp), and “pirate pie” (kelp and lima beans on toast), to name a few.

Ranger Marsh LOVES the Octonauts’ hot cocoa specifically, I don’t know if it’s the way the Vegimals make it, or what, but I’m taking this to mean the man is fan of chocolate. Dark chocolate. Meaning, he probably enjoys bitter things. Do not let him cook for Kwazii or Jack. I bet most of what he eats is foraged directly out of the Everglades’ thicket, so that would likely include weird and bitter berries, plants, and wild vegetables. I also headcanon that he taught Tweak how to make her famous chili, she just perfected it. Chili can taste like pretty much anything depending on how you season it, so you can bet he likes his extra bitter as well.

Okay now Pearl is probably the opposite of Shellington. I said that Shellington would enjoy intense or odd flavours (like extra hot sauce on cake), but dislike salty-anything because it reminds him of red urchin. He learned to like strange foods, as a result of being allergic to his species’ main source of nourishment (shellfish). Since Pearl didn’t have this problem, she didn’t need to branch out her plate; and thus would love salty things because it’s what she’s used to. She might dislike overly sour or sweet things, or generally “unnatural” or artificial foods. She’s probably not much of a chef, considering most of what she eats is stuff she literally picks off the seafloor.

Apparently a red panda’s diet is 95% bamboo, soooooooooooooooo... I guess that answers Min. She probably eats a ton of those bamboo biscuits, and that might literally be all. Bamboo tastes earthy, nutty, and slightly sweet, so if she were to expand her menu, she’d probably eat foods with similar tastes, or anything that has a good crunch to it. Y’know what? I bet she’d love a Paani Patty.

Ryla literally ate bat droppings covered in moss. Granted, the “droppings” were berries, but still. I don’t think she’s very picky. She doesn’t have any “safe foods”, because she’s a hardcore survivalist—she’ll eat ANYTHING (unless it’s poisonous then she’ll only eat it once). Wombats are strict herbivores, so she probably enjoys a good salad when she's not fighting for her life in a cave.

I think Koshi and Pinto are both stereotypical kids, who'll gladly inhale anything with sugar in it. Pinto specifically might have similar tastes to Peso, in which he'll also just eat... literally anything. Especially if it's weird looking. Koshi is a bit more sensitive to strong smells, so she'll only eat what she likes the smell of. She doesn't seem like someone who likes trying new foods, either. She likes sweet, or bland simple tastes.

#gonna try to get some old asks answered bc i'm feeling suddenly motivated #✨✨ #octonauts #ask #long post #food cw #octonauts above and beyond #octonauts headcanons #i wonder if they're ever going to address paani's bug consumption #like the other octonauts are clearly bothered by it but they're still nice to him about it #i just think it'd be neat if someone finally said something like ''bro my friend is in ur cookie'' hdSDJK ok not like that but ykwim?? lmao #i don't think he's out here hunting bugs (probably) but he IS making these patties himself. so he is at least finding these poor bugs #and picking them up. and throwing them in cookie batter. like???? my guy- #anyway. shout out to natquik for having the exact opposite taste buds as me sdfgh #in his defense he probly lived on rations for 30 years. let the man enjoy his bread and veggies <3 #for ranger marsh i ran to the alligator-shark ep to hear what he said was in the marshmallows. but all he said was: #''they've got everything gators like t' eat.'' #and uh. now i have questions. but idk if i want the answers- #pearl would lick a salt lamp and not regret it #imagine dashi taking pinto for a day‚ and peso taking koshi- they'd literally not know what to feed them fjdfhdk #ask to tag