Missouri Governor DILFs
Mike Parson, Bob Holden, Warren E. Hearnes, Christopher Bond, Forrest Smith, Eric Greitens, Forrest C. Donnell, Lloyd C. Stark, Guy Brasfield Park, John Ashcroft, John M. Dalton, Matt Blunt, Mel Carnahan, Jay Nixon, Phil M. Donnelly, Roger B. Wilson, Joseph P. Teasdale, James T. Blair Jr.
Governor Blair with Truman in the last pic.
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City Austerity Has Come for the Herman Miller Desk Chair
As Adams pushes for budget cuts, lawmakers are singling out a contract with the Aeron-famous furniture company.
https://www.curbed.com/2023/02/nyc-budget-herman-miller-chairs-scrutiny.html
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genderswapped outsiders names because my mind is genius
Greasers:
ponyboy - ponytail (IT'S RIGHT THERE GUYS AND IT MAKES MORE SENSE THAN PONYGIRL)
sodapop - sodapop (keep it bro)
darrel - dara (this one's hard ngl)
steve - stephanie
dallas - dahlia (i think this one just sounds cool)
johnny - julia (he seems like a julia)
keith - katherine
sandy - sammy
evie - evan
kathy - kalen (or keith they can trade)
sylvia - all i've got is sydney or sylvester poor girl 😭😭
tim - tiana (he seems more like a tiana than tina you know)
curly - curly (it's a nickname so idk)
angela - angel (i'm so creative)
buck - doe (i'm so funny)
Socs:
robert/bob - barbara's ugly (formal apology to all my barbaras) so he's rachel or bonnie
randy - riley
cherry/sherri - shawn or shane probably
marcia - marco but mercutio is tempting
paul - pauline (i'm so creative pt.2)
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the gang’s heights + the socs
from shortest to tallest, greaser edition: ponyboy -> johnny -> evie (not depicted) -> two bit -> steve -> sodapop -> angela -> curly -> dally -> darry -> tim
shortest to tallest, soc edition: cherry -> marcia -> randy -> bob -> paul
(these are all headcanons plz)
i know in the book twobit is taller but it’s funnier if he’s short. also i think pony had a growth spurt at the end of the book so i think he grew past soda’s height. making johnny the smallest in the group
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My Headcanons For the Names of the Parents of the Socs:
Cherry's Parents:
• Edward Valance
• Eleanor Valance
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Randy's Parents:
• Joseph Adderson
• Anya Adderson
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Marcia's Parents:
• Louis de Valois
• Mathilde de Valois
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Bob's Parents:
• Benjamín Sheldon
• Lavinia Sheldon
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Paul's Parents:
• Andrew Holden
• Lisa Holden
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So, I finally bit the bullet and watched Chasing Amy. It did not disappoint, by which I mean, oh my fucking goodness, poor fucking Alyssa, are you kidding me? I have never seen a bi woman get treated so horrendously on film, before. Every second of the film I just wanted to hold her, because literally every one and their dog was treating her and talking about her like she was garbage.
And listen, this is not to say I hated it. No, I actually liked it a lot, and I really appreciate the issues it raised. Sexual and racial stereotyping, internalised homophobia, biphobia, infighting in the LGBT community. My issue was that while these things were raised, they weren’t explored very deeply, in favour of Holden’s internal struggle. It’s understandable, because the story was based on Kevin Smith’s relationship with Joey Lauren Adams and his internal struggle during. It stands to reason that this was what he could handle best, rather than really tackle subjects he only knew a scant amount about. As I understand, Kevin has stated that the film probably should have been directed by a lesbian woman. I think if that was the case, it may have been a completely different film. As it stands, I appreciate his efforts, but frustrated at how much was left unexplored.
But, oh my gosh, Joey Lauren Adams. What a fucking powerhouse. Alyssa may well be one of the most charming and lovable characters in any film, which is why it just hurt so much to see her suffer. Even Jay and Silent Bob couldn’t really lift my spirits after seeing her cry like that, though they comforted me a little. I know it was sort of the point that there was no solid conclusion, or happy ending. I respect that, it felt much more realistic. But, I felt like we never got to see Alyssa be really happy, due to the aforementioned everyone-dumping-on-Alyssa theme. I am so, so glad, that the Jay and Silent Bob Reboot has Amy and Holden reconnected as close friends. Honestly, that’s what they felt like to me, the whole time. Not because of the performances, or because I didn’t by Alyssa as bi. Holden and Alyssa honestly just have fantastic platonic chemistry, but not so much romantic chemistry, to me.
I know that Holden is a reasonably popular character, probably not as popular as Banky, but I just did not like him. I commend Kevin Smith for his honesty when he said Holden is the character most based on him, because Holden is horribly unlikeable. If he wasn’t being boring, he was being a dick. But then again, at least the film acknowledges that he’s a dick. I dare even say he was supposed to be. And Banky made me yearn so hard for Brodie. I just wanted Brodie back so often in this film. At least Banky got a couple of redeeming scenes, when he was laughing with Alyssa at the club and when he was signing comics at the end.
As it stands, the characters I liked best were Alyssa, Jay and Silent Bob of course, and Hooper X, who made me laugh most out of everyone. If we got a film of Hooper and Banky as a couple, I think I would be pretty happy.
Also, can we bring my two suffering girls Veronica and Alyssa together for a film where they just have a nice fucking day. Maybe get some ice cream and cuddle, or something, oh my gosh.
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