#CRUSH ME LIKE A BUG

[portsandstars]

KURAS SETS THE BAR. GARGH HIS STRENGTH IS SO HIGH NO ONE CAN COMPARE CRUSH MEEE

#kuras #this is rly making me rethink the whole 'he's a regular monster from the shroud who is convincing people he's an angel and isn't a monster' #bc I feel like he'd be a 4 if that was the case whereas an actual angel is a 5 #touchstarved #touchstarved game #CRUSH ME LIKE A BUG #PICK ME UP AND BODYSLAM ME #KURASSSSSSS WHAT A GUYYYY

[everysongineverykey]

good omens the book, 1990: see, queen is so ubiquitous in london these days that if you leave a tape in a car for too long, it'll inevitably morph into a best of queen tape. which is why their megahits are playing in crowley's bentley all the time! isn't that a funny and topical joke?

good omens the show, 2019-2023: yeah crowley's car has a hands-free call system and also only plays cassette tapes. yeah it's whatever don't think about it. what's an incredibly earnest and passionate queen love song we can play during this scene where crowley tries urgently to reach aziraphale

#good omens #this is so funny to me. they have it's a hard life in s1e1 when he's trying to call aziraphale about armageddon #you're my best friend in s1e5 when he's racing to the bookshop to see him #good old-fashioned loverboy in s2e1 when he's racing to the bookshop to help aziraphale stay safe while hiding gabriel. #in the 90s it would've been a joke about how everywhere queen was. today it's just like. this gay loser's car knows about his crush #and deliberately plays cheesy classic love songs when he's going to see him to bug him about it #and he's just accepted it into his life. i love it #AND somebody to love after he's presumed aziraphale's dead! i know that was diegetic but the bentley WOULD. you know it would

[floweroflaurelin]

Huevember day 22: Prof. Rajan Savarimuthu

We’re in Jan-hue-ary now, but I’m going to see the rainbow through!! Here’s a dreamy professor and his latest Scar (eyelids are overrated anyway)

#huevember #huevember 2023 #candela obscura #circle of tide and bone #critical role #rajan savarimuthu #noshir dalal #critical role art #candela obscura fanart #candela obscura rajan #critical role fanart #the circle of tide and bone #floweroflaurelin art #tw insects #tw bugs #tw body horror #tw eye horror #my friends know because I won’t shut up about it but the CRUSH I have on this character. it’s not fair he’s so hot #I was already obsessed with candela obscura but it’s like they casted this season just for me #noshir dalal AND Ashly Burch I mean are you kidding #I’m so sad it’s going to be over soon. I love this circle so much #I am very bisexual

[shootingstarrfish]

i have no commentary this song made me think of belphie cause hes a lil freak

#im gonna crush him like a bug i love him #obey me #obey me fanart #obey me memes #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #omswd #belphegor #asmodeus #obey me asmodeus #obey me sheep mc #obey me shall we date

[phoenxwright]

damn boy what got you blushin 🤨

#metalocalypse #toki wartooth #dethklok #sorry i know i woobify him i dont care 🤪 #I need to crush him like a bug I'm so serious it's so bad for me #rarely does my own art give me butterflies...kicks my feet and giggles #kitty meow meow ... #phoenxwright art

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

this picture is truly the meaning of bi panic bc WDYM MICHELLE GOMEZ ALL DISHEVELLED YET HER OUTFIT IS STILL ON POINT?????????? WDYM JOHN SIMM IN EYELINER???????????????.

#they can do to me whatever they want #crush me under their foot like a bug #i don't care #doctor who #thoschei #simm master #gomez master #missy #the master

[nailgunstigmata]

grown ass man saying eek

#pissing me tf off i need to crush him like a bug #dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi #i should make a tag but i cant think of one rn

[bunnakit]

when is it my turn

#manner of death #MoD #bunn gifs #max nattapol #bhu bhudis #🌸manner of death #why was this one of the sexiest things tan ever did #i want him to crush me like a bug

[reality-is-lemons]

screaming without the s

#reality speaks #i will not be apologizing #he makes me feral #i have never needed a man more #i need him to rip me in half and eat my guts #i need him to crush me #like a bug #literally just stomp my lights out #across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderman atsv #miguel o'hara #spider-man 2099 #spider man 2099

[lighthouseas]

alright friends i'm not gonna lie i wouldn't mind if the byler kiss had will leaning in first. or like. will kissing mike first on impulse during a heated moment. and then he regrets it immediately after because he thinks mike doesn't reciprocate (even though he obviously does) because mike just stands there for a second like 🧍🏻‍♂️ before swooping in to kiss will back

#im tired doesthis make sense #anyway. just a concept #i feel like a lot of takes have mike kissing will first but im gonna be honest i think will kissing mike impulsively is more realistic #<- like. at a point where he's 90% sure mike reciprocates but he's had these feelings bottled up for so long that he can't take it anymore #and just. finds himself kissing mike before he even knows what's happening #so he has his “oh fuck” moment when mike is just standing there staring at him. Bug Eyed 🐛 #because he's fucked everything up hasn't he??? what the fuck was he thinking???? mike ISN'T like him #only for mike to crush his lips against will's like 10 seconds later and they make out sloppy #(and they're clumsy about it DO NOT FORGET THE CLUMSY OKAY) #(((GIVE ME THEM SMILING AGAINST EACH OTHERS' LIPS. ESP MIKE OKAY)))))) #oh my god i thought of smthn even better. will leaning away from kissing mike and being like “i'm sorry i shouldn't hav-” #only for mike to INTERRUPT HIM WITH A KISS oh. giggles and kicks my feet #alr we are starting to tread in fanfic trope territory and these tags are getting long. im done now #stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #st.txt

[rimouskis]

#this is SUCH a joke btw I know having crushes in high school is like. a deeply normative experience #the more accurate meme would be me posting the 'your experiences are not universal' meme @ myself #'my experiences' being...... #idk I don't consider what I had crushes. I simply wanted to study them like a bug then made them my best friend + demand all their attention

[steakout-05]

i drew my babygirl Jon Arbuckle :)

his ass!!! it haunts me!!!! i tried to draw him taller but he just kinda ended up looking really stocky and i don't know how that happened,,, man's like 6 foot canonically. i think i was too focused on his ass and making his legs look cute lol

speaking of ass, i don't know why Jim Davis decided to give Jon such a dumptruck but i'm so glad he did. ever since the very beginning of Garfield in the 'Jon' strip, he's had a fat ass and i absolutely love that. it's just a cemented part of his character now and always has been XD

i drew 1978-1980 Garf from memory!! one of my absolute favourite things about classic Garfield is just how arch-shaped he is. he's just a fat little cat guy and i love him :) i always make sure i draw the arch shape when i draw Garfield sitting cause that's one of my favourite parts about drawing him

also here is Gnorm :) for those unaware, back in the very early 1970s, before Garfield was created in any form, Jim Davis made a little comic strip about bugs called 'Gnorm Gnat'. it was mainly about the little bug dudes getting into silly relatable little antics with snappy punchlines. it's got a few characters like Gnorm, a fruit fly named Freddy, a slug named Cecil, a smart worm called Dr. Rosenwurm and Drac Webb to name a few. for something so early, it actually has quite a few familiar aspects of what would later become Garfield. the same writing style, a similar art style to early Garfield/Jon, occasional references to Peanuts (a comic Davis grew up with), the German doctor character who later appeared in the 'Jon' strip, heck there's even a goofy bug named Lyman! additionally, the name "John Arbuckle" shows up in a strip where Dr. Rosenwurm reads a piece of poetry written by him (which was recycled into an actual early Garfield strip where Jon Arbuckle reads the same poem). in fact, it's so mildly familiar that the entirety of the September 9th, 1978 Garfield strip was recycled twice, first in Jon and then in Garfield!

unfortunately, Gnorm Gnat only ended up getting published in the local newspaper, Pendleton Times, following several rejections from various syndicates for the fact that bugs just aren't as relatable or funny to a lot of people as Jim Davis thought they were. of course, i think Gnorm Gnat is something very special to the history of Garfield and i quite like it for its significance. i think it's a cute little bug comic and i hope it gets rebooted someday :)

#jon arbuckle #garfield #gnorm gnat #jim davis #currently listening to the 'Arbuckle' soundtrack that Patricia Taxxon created :D #it's really good!!!! #i love her music it's so cool!! #y'know after learning to draw the guy i've become quite fond of gnorm #i already liked him before because he's interesting to garf history but like. #i think i'm slowly becoming an unironic gnorm gnat fan #if gnorm gnat has 5 million fans i'm one of them #if gnorm gnat has one fan that's me #if gnorm gnat has no fans i've been crushed by a giant shoe #oh yeah one of my favourite things about gnorm gnat is the urban legend that the comic ended with him getting crushed by a shoe #it didn't actually end that way (it actually ended with him thanking pendleton) but it's funny to think about #i think i actually have a sort of mandela effect memory related to that legend actually #like i felt like i had actually seen it online before but it was actually just a garfield comic i was misremembering where he squishes a bu #what's really funny about that legend though is that it has a tiny bit of truth to it. there is a gnorm gnat strip where a bug gets- #-squished by a shoe but it isn't gnorm #it was a random bug who's supposed to be one of those guys with signs who go and say ''the end is afoot!'' #and then he ends up getting squashed by a shoe #to which cecil slug says ''now that's what i call irony'' #so yeah someone does get squished but it wasn't the last strip and gnorm is fine #jim davis himself actually appears in a few strips represented simply as an omnipresent giant pencil which is really funny #i could ramble endlessly about this comic but i think i'm starting to run out of tags #there should be a gnorm gnat fandom i think

[marigold-memory]

gym leader mari wants to battle!

coughs. @mozzaremi's pokemon omori designs are literally so good and i loved all of them and you should go check them out here and reblog them 👀

#omori #mari omori #pokemon au #wooo first art of the new year! #tried to make the bg kinda look like the classic battle openers- not sure how well it referenced it but i think it looks good! #my art... my art #omori tag #the idea of hero (man with bug phobia) crushing on mari (bug gym leader) is so funny to me btw

[thedailyvio]

Day 75 - 82

Concept for @enjoliquej

WIP Below:

#This was all such a trip #I meant to do a very quick drawing but got really lost in the sauce and kept changing my mind on stuff #But this is the result of me avoiding any serious study for a few years now #It's so critical I can feel it sapping away my capacity on so many drawings lately jhbejhrgb #I mean I was also doing just a small amount each day but y'know #Being crushed like a bug be that way #Oh boy here come the times #Day 75 #30 Minutes #Day 76 #28 Minutes #Day 77 #24 Minutes #Day 78 #2 Hours 37 Minutes #Day 79 #46 Minutes #Day 80 #48 Minutes #Day 81 #~ #1 Hour #Day 82 #48 Minutes (pt2) #Total: 7 Hours 21 Minutes #Design

[goldiipond]

the funniest account on tpntwt is without question the 'daily noremma' account that posts official art of the main trio with ray very poorly cropped out. daily noremma and this fucken emo kid i guess. do you think they even know who that third guy is. because i don't

#skye's ramblings #THEY ARE SOO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME. i want to study them like a bug of some sort #especially since normans crush on emma is the only canon instance of any character having romantic feelings for someone #so like you got a lot of content that focuses on just them i think you dont need the trio-focused art. you are cutting him up. i hate you #my favorite posts are the ones that post the full artwork w the cropped ver next to it. ship-centered accs are the height of comedy

[archduke-enver-gortash]

mmm essay about sally and kid gort in the tags (cw for child abuse, mentions of suicide, animal cruelty and a murder attempt. i always hope i don’t have to say this but just in case: i don’t excuse or condone any of her or gort’s behaviour at all.) this is literally not even touching upon everything i have to say because i hit the fucking tag limit lmao. NOBODY READ IT’S BAD BRAINSTORMING I JUST NEEDED TO GET IT OUT SOMEHOW

#thinkin too much about gortie side characters again. #sally this time and why she specifically talks about him the way she does #like dravo is obviously still shitty but to me he was. ‘just ‘neglectful #while sally actively hated and even felt terrorised by her own child #like. it’s not like i don’t understand her at all. #imagine you and your love don’t have much besides each other and your shop and you get pregnant and ready to raise a child #only for it to not be a child he didn’t and doesn’t cry ever and he learns everything so much sooner than most but then he never calls you #his parents and it’s not just a petty thing kids do sometimes you feel that he doesn’t see you as family and the worst part is that you #agree deep down #and as he gets older he doesn’t have any friends and actively rejects the notion of the entire concept #but then as time passes you hear about how he has entire groups of children following him and then several of them commit suicide #and that thing coming to sit with you and dravo at the dinner table says that he did what you did last week when the axe to chop wood broke #and you discarded it and got a new one #and he has these habits of ripping out flowers and making sure that they don’t regrow #and then you hear rumours about a friend’s daughter’s cat disappearing and think nothing of it #until you visit his tree house a month later and find a declawed cat and birds with clipped wings and crushed bugs that he keeps fondly #and then you see him with other children and they don’t know and his face is different and body language is entirely different #and were it not for the fact that you know better you would never see anything but a normal child #and you know that you are one who painstakingly brought this thing that should not be into the world and so you decide to end it all one da #and go to him as he’s asleep with the knife shaking in your hand #but he cries when you’re above him! screams at the top of his lungs! #so you beg for forgiveness even though you don’t deserve it through tears but as soon as the knife is put away you see the act drop and fee #his clever fingers having twisted your brain inside and out and you know that you can do nothing #and so the opportunity arises to at least remove him out of your life if not everyone’s lives and you take it immediately. #but you heard him talk. how he will close his fist around the world one day. and you know that it is not a matter of if but when. #like. imagine that. jesus dude. #like i hc her as someone that is messy and does not know a lot about life and she certainly wouldn’t have been a good mother but the love #or at least desire to love is there somewhere. and believing that having a child is really the only somewhat meaningful thing she can do #with her life. she’s not some hero or rich or anything of note. so there’s a lot obligation and not genuine desire for family here. #but she never really got the chance to be an actual mother in the first place so. who knows what that might have looked like