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sapphic-woes · 2 years

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Can someone please explain to me if this new editing team making changes or smth whatever the fuck for Ubisoft is a good thing or not

#CUZ LIKE IM SALTY #look. look. all i want is to play as a woman #i am so so sooooooo simple #like no one talks abt evie BUT I LIVED EVIE OK.#no one talks abt aya and i didnt care for Aya but its ok cuz Bayek was just that good ngl #KASSANDRA I MEAN MUST I SAY MORE #EIVOR DO I EVEN HAVE TO MENTION #what im saying is #just gimme a woman to move #gimme a woman to force to run and circles and make my roomie mad when i play cuz she gets motion sickness #plz plz #like plz plz #like pl–#jesus literally ill deal with odysseys bs pf making it IMPOSSIBLE to play the main quest only #ill deal eith mmm i forget what i didnt like aby Valhalla other than that joke of an ending lmao #no rlly like how does it end but not rlly end it just kinda fades out like oh soma is dead oopsie ahaaaaaa....#thats it u cant lie and tell me the end actually felt like an end #but anyways #ILL TAKE THAT. ILL TAKE JACOB KINDA BEING ???? COMPARED TO EVIE CUZ THE MAN JUST??? DOESNT ASSASSIN???#WHICH I LUV DONT GET ME WRONG #FUCK IF ELISE WAS PLAYABLE YK HOW MUCH I WOULD HAVE LOST MY SHIT #just GIMME A WOMANNNNNN #anyways tgats my ac rant also i have to reply origins one day but yea ummmmm aya wasnt likeable :/ srry #they did her dirty and made her parts like so annoying u didnt want to play her even when u got the chance #at least for me #qnd i vaguely remeber that she technically killed the guy who got the son killed??#which i was like ??? shouldn't bayek??#i thought like aya was able to move on more than bayek so it was kinda crucial to bayeks growth that he got that kill but i digress #i barely remember origins #might be wrong

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guardian-of-da-gay · 6 months

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for various reasons I feel pretty confident that in the Knuckles show/Sonic 3 they're gonna reveal that Knuckles and Tails are sharing the attic with Sonic, but honestly? tf they mean this house doesn't have ONE spare bedroom???

#various reasons include:#its a kids series and stuff for kids tends to push the 'siblings sharing a room is fun' agenda #also its easier than having to create a new set design/set #also it'd be weird if the new kids/one of the new kids got their own bedroom when they put Sonic in the attic #ALSO it's implied that Sonic lived in his cave for a while?? after the events of the first movie??#and they dressed up the attic with his stuff as a surprise??#so like... if they acknowledge a spare bedroom then they gotta say why they didn't just let sonic use that #instead of making him go back to his cave #and don't even get me started on how tf a sheriff and a vet can afford the small towns' version of a luxury home #maybe they can afford it cuz nobody's buyin a house that big that's only got one bedroom >_>#can you tell im salty about this house #anyway #scu #wachowski family #knuckles wachowski #sonic wachowski #tails wachowski #give them their own rooms propaganda

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waywardsalt · 2 months

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anyways a quick phantom hourglass link headcanon since i dont have a ton of them: compared to in his wind waker adventure, he’s a little bit weaker in phantom hourglass. this is derived from him only having 16 max hearts in ph, and the control scheme limiting his attacks, but he’s weaker in a few ways for whatever reason following wind waker, be it due to lingering injuries or psychological effects caused by that first adventure

#kid went through hell when he was like 12 max hes def lost some steam by the time ph starts #im not sure if ill give him some injury? cuz im already a few ph fics deep and nothings been mentioned #so im leaning more into psychological problems hes more wary a little more fatigued not as lively about it #this is very much a rough headcanon but one i might stick with as a mix of story and gameplay details #loz #legend of zelda #phantom hourglass #link #salty talks #like ten minutes later. maybe some injuries are bothering him maybe its knocked his stamina down a bit

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saltynsassy31 · 28 days

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I was supposed to do more with this, but I am so beyond exhausted, this is all I can offer XD

This was supposed to be for the half-time win, too, so I'm HELLA late to this XD

🐇🍡Go, Team Bunny!🍡🐇

I genuinely had hoped for us to win, but alas, what else should I have expected? XD

Regardless, we did well! And Frye is proud of you for just sticking around! And she thanks you for your service. All she hopes is that you all had fun! (Which I certainly did hehe)

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blairboo · 9 months

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Bones’ list of priorities has become apparent in the latest episode

(of course I’m never mad to see my clown boy animated, that “holy shit” made my day ilu clown psychopathic gay man muah)

The fake anime screenshot is drawn by creantzy btw

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quillpokebiology · 5 months

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//I might hold off on doing Applin crossbreeds bcuz I'm convinced that Flapple and Appletun will get an evolution within the next 2 years or something, and I don't feel like redoing shit. You'll still get Applin variants tho, bcuz them going into different fruits isn't crossbreeds

#hydrapple is so cute and i love it but im still so salty about it bcuz my first thought was “oh god how are crossbreeds gonna work”#cuz for 2 stages evos crossed wjth 3 staged evos i alwsys do the final evo #but now things are complicated with hydrapple #i think they might get an evo in the gen 5 remakes (if theyre not like the sinnoh remakes) and if not they'll get an evo next gen #which is only 2 years and not that long #also applin was always hard to do crossbreeds of bcuz i was always like “should i include the apple?”#so now i dont have to worry about it lol #ooc #rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog #irl pokemon #pokemon #pokeblr #rotumblr #pkmn irl #pokemon roleplay

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spidergangforever · 8 months

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OK I've got one for Huntsman.

You're able to track through scent and a keen eye for tracks in various terrains. Have you ever tracked big game, like say...a moose? And if you did, have you kept anything as souvenir like the horns?

~ Princess Anon (👸)

I always say "Morning" because if it was a good morning I would be Hunting

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk huntsman #lmk syntax #dear beloved followers.... pls forgive me 4 taking a while to do these i have school and such :(#also writing is really needlessly difficult for me. ah #sorry if this is..... not that good. this ask did give me the vivid image of #a deer into the caves at like 4 in the morning awakening syntax from their precious beauty sleep #goliath is also tagging along with him not to stop him or anything but to make sure he didnt hurt himself (and also cuz hes. an enabler/j)#and syntax just being sooo salty about that particular incident forever<3 #speaking of #animal death #tw animal death #<- thats there for good measure #i do think Huntsman kills things. (reasonably. mostly.) bc i think it would be funny.#i meant to write something in there about him always searching for something bigger. like to hunt. ah!! i forgot #oh well ive already drawn everything im too sillg #enjoy. i may draw something else to go along with this one... stay tuned #UGH CORRECTION #*IT GAVE ME A VIVID IMAGE OF HUNTSMAN DRAGGING A DEER INTO THE CAVES

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azmaarts · 10 months

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Petition to Unalive Backgrounds.

The title says it.

ORIGIN STORY TIME!!

Thanks to the recent hype, I'm being reabsorbed into the Blue Lock franchise/fandom. My sleep schedule has shifted back from 12:00AM to 3:00AM. I've been high off of endorphins reading the official paperbacks, and now hangovers are whooping my gluteus maximus. ;-;

Anyway, it all starts with my love for ma boi, Nagi. I read this series back in 2020 or 2021, and to this day, one of my favorite scenes is the one where he scores the first goal at the U-20 match. So, naturally, I wanted to set my new phone wallpaper as that!

30 minutes of Googling, Binging, and Pinteresting... nothing.

How?

IDK.

With no satisfactory wallpaper, I looked at my drawing tablet and thought, Well, fak it. Imma do it myself. *inserts Thanos meme*

And that's how the nightmare started. :D

I find my references, and BAM. Sketch done. Pretty EZ cuz I had a solid vision in mind already.

A quick greyscale filling and dramatic eye color.... and I was done!

But on hon hon! YOU FOOL!

Curled like a shrimp, I stared at my new lockscreen. (Maybe this is a lesson for me to never stare at my art for more than 5 minutes.) Strangely, I felt a churn of dissatisfaction (or midnight hunger).

Maybe I should add some more saturation.

Maybe I should try...

Adding the background?

And so, after two days of trying to draw grass and people instead of seeing their 3D counterparts (JK, I still had to go to work and utilize my vernacular amongst those fleshy beings)... I finally finished.

OK. Maybe not finished finished...

Who am I kidding? Give me another three minutes to stare at my new lock screen and I'll probably start learning Blender to 3D animate my wallpaper or background or smth.

Anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. UwU

*Yoinks you into a chokehold*

Who's your favorite Blue Lock character(s)? :D

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threehuskiesinatrenchcoat · 1 year

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our government blocked ao3 today and here's to another thing i have to use vpn for. first spotify then tiktok now ao3 im at my fucking limit. don't test me bro. they found out about ao3 like two weeks ago those bastards really _can_ work quickly but only in regards to things that allegedly "pose a threat to national and family values" damn im sorry my gay fanfiction is the reason this country is crumbling down :(

#obviously there are worse things happening but im feeling salty #so im joking about simpler things or I'll lose my fucking mind #and like i don't use twitter and instagram or id be even more salty cuz theyre blocked as well

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inhonoredglory · 10 months

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ineffable husbands didn't walk so ineffable bureaucracy can run 😑

#good omens #yeah im a little salty ngl #I wouldn't be half as inconsolable if they didnt get what ineffables wanted but do it so easily #maybe cuz beez and gabe are top dogs #and didnt go thru the trauma #like our boys on the ground do #idk man #gos2spoilers

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girlwithfish · 8 months

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idk why my boss is giving me attitudetoo maybe cuz some parent prob complained abt me cuz i was talkjng to my coworker for a min during pick up bc we were trying to coordinate how we were going to close two classrooms with 30minutes left of the day and we didnt break up this ladys kid and some other kid who were having some petty ass two yr old fight on the playground

#like ok yeah i shld have broken it up but i didnt so what now. no one is hurt they werent actually fighting #they were just having some petty fight where they both wanted to b on the slide and were just screaming bc theyre two it wasnt actually like #physical #idk maybe these bitches shld givenus enough time to properly clean our classrooms and close etc cuz my coworker nd i were just trying to #work out how we were gojng to do that and its always so chaotic like two kids screaming we might not immediately run over to them when we #have like 16 other kids !! idk #anyway apparently she was pissed and complained to a diff coworker and probably the director too and claimed we were on our phones lol #like if i was on mg phone i was just checking the ratios and who was where and work stuff it was just an unlucky moment idk #like i feel like everyone's so focused on when u mess up only its getting old like watch ur own kid then bitch LMAO 😭😭😭idk #sorry im salty rn im just sick of parents rn like...#i feel like im working really hard and theres like no reward ig thats just life LOL but im sick of the toxic work environment tho #the vibes r bad i dont need it anymore. lol

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fukawaenjoyer · 2 months

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i love how late 90s-2000s girly cartoons' versions of diversity was literally like. blonde, black, asian, ginger

#ive been going down nostalgic rabbitholes but literally all of my favorite girl groups were just this copy pasted 1000 times #i remember being salty cuz i was like ok but WHERE is brunette..........#naturally my favorite bratz girls were yasmin and jade cuz they had dark hair and looked 10% like me lmao #monster high changed the game tho cuz they didnt need to portray any real groups (outside of myths or creatures from different cultures) so #anyone could just be like 'oh i like that one cuz shes [creature] and [color]'#like my first love was spectra cuz i was obsessed with ghosts #anyways idk why im rambling about this

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waywardsalt · 1 year

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(YOUR personal favorite boss, not the one that you think is objectively the best)