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iscariotapologist · 2 months

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#❓#very long but interesting article if you are compelled by very niche historical communities #only the first half is this interesting though the rest is a lot about how it became capitalist which is less fun to me #i think the perspective of sermons being akin to sex is so fun #also “while noyes did not get laid at his first tent revival he did feel called to join the ministry and attended seminary”..............#average seminarian behavior. sorry #me #oneida community

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littlehorrorshop · 2 years

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Ghosts | 4.02

#ghosts #bbc ghosts #ghosts bbc #lolly adefope #ben willbond #gif #british tv #tv gifs #mine #ghosts*#im so fucking obsessed with this.#the ministry of silly walks is calling #1k

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nicnacsnonsense · 5 months

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I don’t know why this cracked me up so much, but less than five minutes before Zack joins the Nightwatch, some of the most blatantly Nazi shit in this entire show where one of the major themes is fascism, Sheridan asks Zack if he ever studied 20th Century history, World War II. And Zack is just like, “Nope”. Yeah, I’ll bet you haven’t, Zack. Brilliant set up. Absolutely hysterical.

#babylon 5 #b5 #the guy is literally out here working for the ministry of peace or ‘minipax as we like to call it around the office’#guess Zack fell asleep in literature class too

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stargazingtranquility · 2 months

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I genuinely obsess over the relationships between marauders era characters. But my favorite obsession is Regulus’ and Sirius’ relationship with each other, and other members of the Black family. Because the complicated family trope has me in a chokehold.

#Bellatrix raised them and even the madness couldn’t stop her tears after that night in the ministry #andromeda and Sirius are reckless besties #Narcissa calls regulus her first born #walburga's a+ parenting #druella was probably just as bad tbh

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somnium-dulcem · 5 months

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In my head for thanksgiving dinner at the ministry. Everyone's ghouls ( all the Papa's ghouls ) are running around trying to get the Thanksgiving meal done before noon time but all of them are bickering in the kitchen hall. You all can add to it idk what else to add lol

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murderless-crows · 1 year

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The princesses are the creepiest, shadiest guys in Neverafter.

Like, they were squatting in the castle of someone they killed, WHILE the head was chilling in a terrace, and they are planning the death of their universe in a weird, nihilist, self-destructive plan (that is shit btw).

All of that is forgivable though. I can kind of see it. Do you know what is their red flag the size of a football stadium?

Rapunzel just COOKS WITH HER HAIR?? AND EVERYONE IS CHILL WITH THAT??

Do you know why cooks need to wear hats/hairnets, Rapunzel? Because they're not absolute psychopaths like you.

Jesus christ, set them on fire and never look back

#jk but not really #I'd follow BBW's death cult but not the awful cook's death cult thank you #Rapunzel was weirdly picky about dirt in her shortbread when she uses hair to cook #hair that drags all over the castle's walls btw #someone pls call the Ministry of Health #neverafter #dimension 20

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expo63 · 7 days

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Wait ... James is in the new Guy Ritchie film?

No stills of him spotted yet (and reportedly it’s only a ‘good’ film if you’re a Ritchie or Henry Cavill fan)

#james wilby #the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare #guy ritchie #his character is called #viscount algernon

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sporkgoblin · 2 months

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So I have been thinking about how the band travels and how they travel with Papa Nihil (mostly with his corpse). My thought is how exactly do they get his body on a plane and back, like do they call the plane company/whoever decides if a body could travel on a plane (?) or do they revive him just to get on the plane and hope he stays “alive” the whole flight. I mean in theory they could put his body in a wheelchair and roll his ass on there and hope nobody realizes there's a dead guy sitting in aisle 9.

Also thinking about reviving Nihil how did they realize they could do that? Like they had to get the idea from somewhere or it had to be a complete accident. Like was a Ghoul fucking around his coffin and somehow electrocute him and Sister Imperator thought “I could use this” and decided to revive him for the next couple of years after his death?

#ghost band #papa nihil #sister imperator #the band ghost #Was calling the airport a part of Aether’s job staying at the Ministry?#ramble

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gxlden-angels · 11 months

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Live, Laugh, Leprosy

#I don't know why this popped into my brain today but here you go #despite all of the stories about the people with leprosy in the bible I sat thru in youth ministry #I still don't actually know what leprosy is #I know it's a skin condition but that's about it #anyways every thursday I go to therapy and resist falling deeper into my savior complex #Update: It's now called Hansen's Disease and it's very rare now #it's an airborne bacterial infection that causes inflammation and #rashes and stuff like that #it also affects the nervous system and can lead to permanent nerve damage #ex christian #religious trauma

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shoutsofmybones · 1 year

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what if i got ordained tho... 👀

#the call to ministry is sooooo strong right now.#personal

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ratgirlcopia · 5 months

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really think copia is like that bc they don't let him go online. i just don't think he realizes what sorts of things can be accomplished with an internet connection. if copia could use a search engine she would have transitioned by now.

#copiaposting #copia has a ministry-issued smartphone with no apps except doom calling and like... the calculator.

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crunkmouse · 1 year

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#gif #my edit #the band ghost #escape the ministry #graphic from their website #the file was called 2023/05/logo title eftm 00 noshadow.mp4

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8bitmanna · 1 year

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Verse of the Day

🧡Jeremiah 33:3🧡

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gemkun · 21 days

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anonymous ( and definitely not @raytm ) said : Albert and Bernard just became friends with Cheryl, and they want to know when her birthday is. Cheryl gives them a list of 10 possible dates: May 15, May 16, May 19 June 17, June 18 July 14, July 16 August 14, August 15, August 17 Cheryl then tells Albert and Bernard separately the month and the day of her birthday respectively. Albert: I don’t know when Cheryl’s birthday is, but I know that Bernard doesn’t know too. Bernard: At first I don’t know when Cheryl’s birthday is, but I know now. Albert: Then I also know when Cheryl’s birthday is. So when is Cheryl’s birthday?

⸻ ❝ you must be joking . . . ❞ this ? this is the question he has been bestowed with ? ❝ surely , even you can tell the answer is july 16. ❞ mere child’s play , he thinks inwardly. there is no sense of pride or satisfaction from such an elementary problem. ❝ it’s a simple process of elimination. if i have to elaborate any further , then i will pay you no mind. ❞

#* ✦ 𝐈𝐈. ❮ asks ❯ ⸻ ❝#* ✦ 𝐕𝐈. ❮ muses ❯ ⸻ ❝ 「 veritas ratio 」#this has the same vibe as the ministry of education in hsr asking us those quizzes #and i am happy to say i did all of those without searching them up at the expense of everyone calling me insane #veritas is so annoyed because he is beyond these questions and to pose them to him is an insult #but i have my japchae so im happy

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sphylor · 1 month

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ITS SO FUCJING COLD

#WHERE IS MY MINISTRY ASSIGNED 5'3 FIRE GHOUL CALLED DEWDROP TO SNUGGLE ME AND KEEP ME WARM?????????#WHERE IS HEEEEEE

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