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oh23 · 2 months

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today i officially finished everything captive prince related......charls...... my beloved..... he feels like the adopted son/uncle/side character of lamen......i simply cannot with the whole lamen bit dude,, i was fucking crying in class,,

and he told damen that hed make a very good asst merchant omfg,,,,,i bet damen actually meant when he said high praise CRYING

AND watching laurent be so comfortable and relaxed and joking AROUND AAAAAAAAAAKSJDCNWJCNKJW

"you do have nice eyes"

"miss me much?"

"not going to sit in my lap today?" "i think charls would faint"

"seven hours," damen frowing

GIRL. GIRL!!!!! SJHBWJCHEBWKCBH

and THEN CHARLS NICELY GIVCING A SMALL "THE TALK" THINGY TO DAMEN ABOUT FLIRTING WITH LAURENT PLEASEEEEEEE

AND ALSO THE END?? CHARLS IS SO FUCKING. HE REALLY IS THE TYPE TO SAY "lamen why are you wearing the kings clothes" LIKE EWHLJCNL i just cant bro i keep cracking up. TEARS in my eyes dawg....... fucking.

"i am younger charls, that is older charls" "lots of charls" "very common name" "getting common with each day"

nah but fr Charls OG was a Real G yall. he was such an unexpected ally, and just. the only real comic relief istg. he was such an unbothered king ong.

i seriously think charls is like their new. adopted dumb uncle. or something. laurent and damen absolutely enjoy charls presence. and charls is just the type to sweat casually bcos smth happens and hes like 1) my fabrics! 2)my KING!! .

OH AND I REMEBERED . "if the prince were a pet he'd ignite a bidding war never seen before"

AND CHARLS WAS LIKE "i meant it in an honourable way"

GODDDDDDDD PLEASE YOURE TOO FUNNY CHARLS!! YOUR BITCH IS TOO BAD!! YOUR SWAG TOO DIFFERENT!!! THEYLLL KILL YOU CHARLS

#MY G #CHARLS #charls the veretian merchant #lamen #capri #JUST #LOVE CHARLS #SO MUCH #captive prince

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the-empress-7 · 2 months

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Not even treason is enough to get their attention - Oh didn't you read what Charles leaked after the Harkles met with the Jamaican PM Empress? "Others close to the King suggested Harry may have accepted the invitation because he is oblivious to the political or familial sensitivities of being pictured with the Jamaican prime minister." He's saying his stupid son caused diplomacy issues with the one that mistreated BRF's future King and Queen but that's alright

LOL yes poor Harry, too dumb to know when he is stabbing someone in the back. ISTG Chuck is beyond help.

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gloxerynizzdedd · 2 years

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LOOKISM 381

Istg this ch left me in a lot of confusion (maybe cuz i read the raw ver.)

~ daruma face reveal and vin jin eyes reveal looked kinda rushed :/

~ i think the glasses guy with lollipop is james lee (lollipop and the posture resembles him. i'm not sure tho, some ppl expect him to be charles choi maybe due to the theory that james is charles' son)

~ what level is vin jin b? a? or s? stay tuned.

And someone pls clarify which one is daruma, red hair or cap guy?? i saw the reddit discussion and got confused smh.

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ronweasleyisourking · 4 years

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Can we just talk about the etymology behind Rose's name? Because, in all my etymology loving years, I never thought that Rose and Hugo's names could have royal reasonings, despite the entire Weasley family being a royal etymology clusterfuck.

The marriage of Henry VII (no, not the VIII) and Elizabeth of York (also known as "Elizabeth the Good") was when the Tudor rose became a symbol of England.

Her White Rose of York is most commonly proper her husband's Red Rose of Lancaster and today, uncrowned, is still the floral emblem of England.

I should also note that it is her RED(ish gold) hair that the continuing monarchs inherited

And who was her son? ARTHUR, PRINCE OF WALES (Oh, and that bastard (not literally), Henry VIII, but who tf cares about him)

Rose was named for this, istg

And now. Hugo. Named after Hugo/Hugh Capet.

His mother was named Hedwige and his daughter was named Hedwig, I am not joking.

Was once called Hugo Magnus, meaning "Hugo the Great", though that title was usually saved for his father, also named Hugo/Hugh. Fun fact - I named Hermione's dad Magnus.

It was NOT on purpose.

He was also the nephew of Louis IV, through his aunt's marriage, and Louis is Hugo's cousin's name.

And he was the cousin of Charles, Duke of Lower Lorraine, who shares the name of Hugo's uncle Charlie.

Coincidences? I think NOT.

Honestly, I give JKR way too much credit when it comes to etymology, she may have not known any of this shit when naming her characters, but I love etymology so much.

And for my OC, Ron and Hermione's third child and second daughter, Matilda, I present, Empress Matilda, Queen of Germany.

And mother of Henry II

#hp etymology #rose granger weasley #hugo granger weasley #matilda granger weasley

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yarart4ever · 4 years

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! HAMILTON ARRIVED ON DISNEY+ A FEW DAYS AGO WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!?????

as you couldn't tell, I am IN LOVE with Hamilton! the musical got me into discovering the musical fandom! sure I was in love with Hairspray and musicals in general but Hamilton was my first actual music obsession!

this is the LIVE SHOW! just recorded professionally! and Imma do my usual review on it! :3

-lol king george's intro at the beginning! XD

-WHO ELSE BOPPED AND GOT EXCITED DURING THE FIRST SONG IN ACT I: ALEXANDER HAMILTON!?

-I like how the crowd is so respectful to the performers and only laughs and claps when necessary!

-the dance choreography! *chefs kiss* perfecto!

-YO! the actors for John Laurens/Philip, Lafayette/Thomas Jefferson and Hercules Mulligan/ Maddison ARE. FINE! they. are. DADDIES! PERIODT!

-okay but like... the actresses for Angelica and Peggy are also pretty fine! like.. UwU WIFEYS!

-Angelica~, (work, work) Eliza~ and PEGGY! the schuyler sisters~! sorry I had to! TvT

-ANGELICA. IS. A QUEEN! PERIODTTTT!!

-lol everything that comes out of King george's mouth is gold! XD

-RIGHT HAND MAN IS A BOP OH MY GOD! (O///o///O)

-aw, Helpless is so wholesome I love it! <3

-okAY BUT SATISFIED IS MY FAVORITE SONG AND IT'S WHAT GOT ME INTO THE HAMILTON FANDOM! I KNOW THE SONG WORD FOR WORD ISTG-

-lmao who else died at raise a glass reprise cuz... XD it got me!

-WAIT FOR IT IS MY SECOND FAVORITE SONG!! (>///o///<) but like show me mother theodosia pls! T^T

-"I'm a general! WEEEE" Charles Lee~ best quote by far!

- the way! John Laurens! looks at Alexander! jesus why does he have to be so attractive!?

-damn Alexander got daddy issues! O_O

-that would be enough almost made me cry what??

-EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S VERY HOT FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!... wait that's not the lyrics..

-damn! dying is easy, but living is harder... that hit different! :'(

-THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!! HOLY THAT SONG SLAPSSSS!!

-oml Hercules Mulligan's solo (O///_///O) and he sticks his tongue out too! he's a aggressive top hottie and I am living for it!!!

- what comes next was totally foreshadowing for when Trump becomes president. like, "when your people say they hate you, don't come crawling back to me"! like yo! foreshadowing or what??

-aw dear theodosia! my third favorite song! you know, ever since I heard this I wanted to name my child theodosia so that I could sing her this song as a lullaby.

-NO!!! JOHN LAURENS MY HUSBAND!!! T^T </3 I knew he was gonna die anyway cause I've listened to the sundtrack many times but still! and Alexander was so happy singing about his son and then he hears about John's death I'm- :'( I almost cried again during that song... you can probably tell that I love John Laurens..

-NON STOP THO!! LIKE WHAT!?! THIS SONG WAS AWESOME IN THE SOUNDTRACK AND IT'S MORE AWESOME NOW THAT I'M SEEING IT AND SINGING ALONG!! (>///O///<)

~~intermission~~

-okay okay, act II! I'm ready!! give. me. that. tea!

-THOMAS JEFFERSON! HOLY SH!T HE'S HOT!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!

-OH! AND HE DOES THE KISS!! excuse me while I faint of fangirling...

-aw, poor Maddison is sick. lol corona?? I'm telling y'all they knew what was gonna happen in 2020! like even John wanted to help end black slavery and then there was that george floyd situation now and just... foreshadowing all over! :T

-HOLY CRAP YO THERE'S AN ACTUAL RAP BATTLE!! XD WHAAAATT??? like Jefferson and Hamilton got them mics, they be all up in each other's face roasting each other like bro!

-"turn around, bend over I'll show you where my shoe fits!" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! GET ROASTED JEFFERSON BAM WHAT??

- lmao why the fnck do they have an grown a$$ man playing a 9 year old?? XD

-okay, I love the sister dynamic for Angelica and Eliza! they're so cute! and I like how no one questions that even though their races are different they're still related. and it bothers me that people nitpick about that. like leave them alone, they are sisters! periodt!

-oh no it's say no to this... I hate this song... I can't believe Hamilton had an affair with someone he doesn't even know! who cares if she's hot?? you're MARRIED!

-and wait... ain't that the actress who played Peggy in the last act?? sheesh no wonder she's so attractive!

-look at this dude saying "lord show me how to say no to this, I don't know how to say no to this"! LIKE BOI! just say no! tf?? it doesn't matter if she's a fncking model! if I was married to a kind hearted, gentle and just generally an amazing person Like Eliza, and a woman pulled me in their bed and said "stay~" I would've been like "HAHA nope! peace out my guy, I'm already taken thank you very much and they do it to me better than you ever did! periodt!" and I would leave. it's that easy!

-"and her bodies screaming hell yes" BOI IF YOU DON'T KEEP YOUR D!CK IN YOUR PANTS AND GO HOME ALEXANDER I SWEAR TO FnCKING ALLAH......

-and he fncked up... that's it... I'm done!! Deuses! *gives peace sign and leaves*

-no one else was in the room? okay we getting hype now! XP

-damn Aaron Burr is a great dancer! XD

-oh sh!t oh sh!t there's another rap battle! same people too... everyone take cover! seriously this is not a drill!

-damn! okay did not hear this yet?? uhm so.... Hamilton snapped. and not the good type of snapped too... the moment he was given a opportunity to speak he literally shouted "YOU MUST BE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MIND!" and when I tell you I shook....

-"daddy's callin'.." oKAY FIRST OF ALL HOW WRONG DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU??

-lol when Burr came on stage and started singing, Jefferson was so confused he was like "bruh the hell did you come from??" and I died! XD

-oh sh!t Burr and Jefferson are joining forces- LOOK OUT EVERYONE AS THEY BRING THE THUNDER!

-YO THE RAPPING IN THIS SONG IS LIKE WOWZAH! LIKE BARS BRO! :D LIKE FnCKING M&M IS QUAKING!

-"sir, I don't know what you heard but WHATEVER IT IS.... Jefferson started it.." LMFAO ALEX I SWEAR TO GOD XD

-one last time oh no I'm scared this song is gonna make me cry isn't it??

-YEP I WAS RIGHT! I'M CRYING NOW! GREAT!

-George Washington's voice is so powerful oh my lord... and oop! he's crying too! also great! :'D

-my hEART T^T-

-King George Istg STOP! XD

-also yay, I like how they used a woman for the guard/right hand man to the king! as a feminist... I approve UwU

-who else flinched when the king started laughing........ because I did....

-"sit down John you FAT MOTHER FnCKER!" oop... was not expecting that!

-NO ALEX DON'T TELL THEM THEY'RE JOINING FORCES YOU'RE DEAD IF YOU TELL THEM THAT- aaaaaaaand you told them... smart.. real smart -_-

-okay but Thomas' reaction was even more funny on screen then in the sound track X'D

-welp... now Burr's gonna tell everybody.. oh wait no.. ALONG with Jefferson and Maddison... good job, Alexander..

-holy sh!t the reynolds pamphlet! he actually wrote it down?? I mean I knew this happened but STILL! WHAT THE FnCK, HAMILTON?!?

-Jefferson is getting to hype for this I swear XD

-OH CRAP ANGELICA IS HERE!

-"all the way from London? DAYUM!" that's me!

-damn, work it, King George! XP

-YEAH DAMN RIGHT HIS POOR WIFE ELIZA DIDN'T DESERVE THIS! >:(

-aw man, Burn hit's different! especially when you catch your ex cheating on you. if that ever happens, LISTEN TO THIS SONG! trust me!

-I feel so bad for her.. :(

-Philip saying "the scholars say I got the same virtuosity and brains as my pops, the ladies say that's not where the resemblance stops~" MADE ME DIE! LIKE ON THE SPOT! NO JOKE!

-the ladies are getting hype for Philip and honestly I CAN SEE WHY! HE'S A DADDY! DUNNO! UwU

-OOF! BEEF!

-he got shot AGAIN!?!

-he dies AGAIN!?!

-WHY DOES THIS HANDSOME BOI KEEP DYING?? LET HIM LIVE BRO!! T^T

-poor Eliza...

-oh god please no not it's quiet uptown! Imma cry again!

-oop... and now I'm crying again... ain't that fun! :'D

-the way they held hands at the end! T^T be still my heart!

-DAYUM! Hamilton chose JEFFERSON over Burr! oof, that's gotta sting!

-"you know what we can change that, you know why?" me: why? "because I'm the president.." me: *blushes and sweats*.... uh.. ahem... welp, that's enough convincing for me you got it sir! I am so sorry... TvT

-oh no they about to duel! oh sh!t oh sh!t! I'm scared!

-lol A. Ham! XD I'm sorry I just find that so funny! HAM! AHA do I look like a Christmas meal to you?? lmao

-he's... HE'S AIMING HIS PISTOL AT THE SKY! BURR HOLD UP DON'T SHOOT DON'T-

-... he shot Hamilton...

-seriously Burr??

-Eliza has been through many heartbreaks right now..

-oh this is my 5th favorite song. who lives who dies, who tells your story... I'm gonna cry again, aren't I?

-yep! definitely just cried! that song always hits home for me..

I love this musical so much! no words can describe how much it means to me. so I suggest you listen to the soundtrack yourself, if you haven't and tell me how you feel about it. c:

#I feel a rollercoaster of emotions #i criiii #who lives who dies who tells your story #hamilton #hamilton the musical #they added hamilton to disney+#we rise and we fall and we break and we make our mistakes #alexander hamilton #the schuyler sisters #i'm in love with musicals #musical #musical fangirl #extreme fangirling #who else thinks that Thomas Jefferson is hot??#who else thinks John Laurens is hot??#who else thinks Hercules Mulligan is hot??#the revoltuion #dear theodosia #musical fandom

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jerepars · 4 years

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A summary of my live reactions:

This seems very…Red Circle, Archie. Is it not just independent post-juvie Red Circle?

WAIT. Hermione couldn’t get better legal representation than Mary Andrews?

So the English teacher is the Riverdale-equivalent author of the Hardy Boys?

You can’t…you can’t use ONLY intuition to solve high crimes. This isn’t a Fox crime drama. What is this show even trying to be?

Totally imagining teeny tiny elementary school Jughead hiding under the covers with his flashlight and novel

Serious question: wasn’t the original Hardy Boys contract for the ghostwriters awful? Like they got pennies (literally) on the dollar? Stay away from those Baxter Brothers, Jughead! They don’t deserve you!

Kid. You think Archie and Munroe are going to graduate and get into good colleges? Clearly you’ve never seen the show that you’re on.

CHARLES CHICKENS in the yearbook

“I would love to meet Forsythe’s son.” You’re all going to regret this.

The coloring in that flashback dream scene with child Betty/Caramel was so pretty. Has nothing to do with the writing though.

Tell me how you really feel about your childhood trauma, FP. You made your son the ‘king’ of a gang.

Jughead is being congratulated for being a murderer in a parlor game. I am so uncomfortable.

When you rolled with the Serpents? So that’s it, you become sheriff and the gang is dead to you? Didn’t you make the Serpents junior deputies? After heavy Serpent involvement since the day we found out in season 1 that FP was a Serpent, that’s just…it? Istg this show’s writers’ room has very convenient, selective memory loss.

Without the fancy name? You guys have the same name! And it’s fancy!

Not to overly place value on basic education, but I guess I assumed high school graduation was a requirement for being a police officer. But hey, FP was also a former gang leader and criminal so what do I know.

Where does he live? He’s been in town for months and you don’t even know where Charles lives?!

When you announce that people are under arrest, I don’t think you’re supposed to include personal ties like “my son” in the declaration.

My suspicion is that Jughead wrote how to commit the perfect murder—of himself—and he plays it out for show and his friends have to cover for him, including burning his beanie, because that’s just how this show works. Or Charles is holding him hostage somewhere because Betty cares more about her boyfriend and friends than the half brother she only recently learned was alive and an FBI agent.

#riverdale #riverdale reactions #riverdale 4x05 #betty cooper #jughead jones #archie andrews #veronica lodge #fp jones #alice cooper #hermione lodge #hiram lodge #mary andrews #kevin keller #munroe moore #pop tate #charles smith

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smoria · 5 years

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riverdale [03.22] finale

aka i don’t know what to do with all this so it feels all slapped together. i hope it makes sense

this whole episode makes me feel like i’m being manipulated into giving a shit about some of these characters, but i cannot be bothered to do so. this whole episode felt like a goodwill episode of d&d with a compilation of horror films rolled into one, trying to pick the best parts of it while trying to make it a really good episode. i will not deny that i did like penelope’s little speech about losing a child and how it affected her and the utter disdain for the town of riverdale to which i cannot deny i agree with because it is a twisted and tainted hellhole that even satan wants nothing to do with. it wasn’t the worst episode, but it wasn’t a masterpiece.

the whole calming tea session with penelope was very reminiscent of the remake of the texas chainsaw massacre in 2003 so now i know where i saw that before. i’m sure there’s another place, but tcm 2003. toni thinking she was actually concerned is hilarious to me because that sarcasm was layered on so think, faux concern.

this whole thing felt like pretty little liars in places: betty being taken to a place, not knowing how she got there, being told what to wear to dinner, the pink dress reminded me of mona when they went to escape the dollhouse, and the delivery of messages to the core four or three mind you since betty was still knocked out.

what i consider faux incest is what happened to penelope being it was made to look like they were siblings even though they were only adopted siblings. that doesn’t make it any less creepy and weird though. charles introducing himself just made that feeling worse for me. i get sharing a sibling means fuck all, but i just crawl into my own asshole thinking about it.

what is this though? scooby doo? solving crimes with scooby snacks on the side. however, only betty and jughead figure it out and everyone has to be told. it’s like they are the only two with an actual brain and veronica and archie are astronomically stupid when it comes to putting logical clues together. no one is that moronic when it comes to logic. can they be weak in it? yes, but come on.

i really could not give a fuck less about betty and veronica’s declaration of love to each other nor can i actually find one damn i give about veronica and archie admitting to each other that they still ache for each other. veronica gets passed around more than a bong and i just wanted to see her single without falling into the dick trap again.

alice... alice.. alice. as much as i want to give you credit for now telling betty that you love her and care about her wellbeing, i can’t give it to you. she did the most outlandish things for this and betty suffered because of it. i don’t like betty, i admit that much, but i also don’t believe she deserved that much grief and bullshit like that. i get that alice did want to keep her protected, but i do not like the way she went about it. she took betty’s world and completely shattered it.

toni is all about cheryl. don’t get me wrong, cheryl is her girlfriend and wants to save her, but VERONICA helped save cheryl even after what she heard about josie and her being the object of c’s obsessive fixation. i get that nana rose said no names, but still... that’s short sighted.

why would veronica kiss archie when she just drank from chalices laced with a slow acting poison? like what the fuck? that’s ridiculously moronic.

so... nana rose gives a shit about cheryl, but isn’t penelope the one that was adopted, or sold to her? did her husband do that to penelope? or was nana rose apart of it as well? that’s what confuses the shit out of me.

no one was surprised by hal nor were they surprised by chic because no body, no death especially in riverdale. this is why i stated that the whole damn town needs therapy because they need it, whether they would take to it or not.

i guess when alice said that she does she her son that she actually wasn’t lying even though i find it ridiculous that since the Farm she knew damn well that charles was alive and well. she had to pretend that her son was still dead, but that still gave her no right to treat betty the way she did because she was an FBI informant [which sounds extremely outlandish, but this is riverdale so...]

i couldn’t give two squirts of piss about the relationships of this show. i think that shows by now. i liked cheryl and toni at first because well, toni gave her someone to talk to despite the initial reactions from cheryl and her disdain for her. i look at it now and i’m just not here for it anymore.

the mystery gets lost in the background and now this show doesn’t even know how to put its pants on straight or tie its shoelaces. there is so much going on all at once that i cannot tell what’s up or down. i feel like it slows down my brain activity that i can’t focus on any of it and the only way i can even pay attention long enough to see what’s going on is making a gigantic cynical and sarcastic remarks.

honestly, i don’t hate this show and know that it isn’t supposed to be hyper realistic and this show is not that. i just have some issues with how they treat mental health issues with everyone having a problem, but no one actually tries to help and work on it, the way that it’s just softcore porn because these characters are teenagers, but they’ve been half naked and i’m supposed to believe that they aren’t acting their real life ages, the lack of character development though i get regression can happen as it feels like it gets shit all over, the writing that barely makes sense and is haphazardly given out, and some of the delivery of the dialogue. it sounds like i’m in a shakespearean play on mushrooms and it just keeps getting worse.

tl;dr: i hope it gets better. i really do. i still want v to be single though and where are the fucking adults? most of them are shit or dead. i mean come on.

istg, if i don’t hear about aliens next season, i’m gonna cry

#riverdale #riverdumpsterfire #i am working on the mini reaction #i just need to get it all sorted out #03.22

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the-empress-7 · 1 year

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I expected to have some clarification on this by tonight but it seems there’s radio silence, which I find odd…. I guess in the reign of KC the press has to do with quiche story, because in the 8 months he has been king they havent produced a single worthy scoop

And I cant with Wales fans who believe the Squad that C is threatening W with this. So they believe:

1. W says dumb shit like that and then for three years continues to stand firm even though he knows H&M have a potentially ruinous story about him and they will not hesitate to use it

2. H&M never mentioned it even though they produced a book and three interviews that were complete assassinations of W and EVEN though C’s letter would be confirmation of their story.

3. C hates William so much that he would hurt himself and rock the monarchy, probably beyond repair, and absolutely ruin his relationship with WK and the kids, forever, not to mention the rest of the family, and risk W retaliating with his own leaks JUST so that his son - who isnt actually preventing him from doing anything- can be hurt too??

Ok….

Oh please C is not threatening W with this story. ISTG the lengths people are going to, to defend Charles.

Chuck wrote a letter to Meghan and handed her the smoking gun she was missing.

Period.

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