#Damian got Dick 100 boxes of a special limited edition cereal

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Barbara: What did you get Dick for his birthday?

Jason: I got him a Glutemaster

Barbara: Really? Me too!

Stephanie: I also got him a Glutemaster.

Duke, gesturing to himself and Tim: Looks like we had the same idea.

Jason, sighing: Kill me. Please tell me you didn’t get Dick a Glutemaster as well.

Cass: I got him… a Glutemaster 🥰

Later-

Dick, surrounded by Glutemasters: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

#Damian got Dick 100 boxes of a special limited edition cereal #Damian removed all of dicks pantry items while he was sleeping the night before his bday #dick wakes up and open his kitchen cabinet and like 20 boxes just topple on top of him #Bruce got dick something expensive like a jet or a new identity #Alfred got dick fancy handcrafted cereal bowls #Wally got dick a coupon book for 10 free ‘cardio sessions’ #Kori made the birthday cake… it was vanilla and anchovie flavoured #batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #tim drake #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #dick grayson #nightwing #duke thomas #wally west #koriand'r #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #barbara gordon #batgirl