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lustwithoutlore · 13 days ago
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What the batfam goes as for Halloween
I have halloween on the brain okay?
Bruce: Robin
Alfred: Batman
That costume coupling was unintentional
Dick: a pink lady
Barbara: a greaser
This costume coupling was intentional
Jason: Rob Zombie
Tim: Billy Loomis ghostface
Stephanie: Stu Macher ghostface
Cas: Sydney Prescott from scream
This was also intentional
Damian: An assassin (he doesn’t get the point of halloween so he found some stuff in his closet and brought his katanas trick or treating)
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lustwithoutlore · 13 days ago
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What the batfam goes as for Halloween
I have halloween on the brain okay?
Bruce: Robin
Alfred: Batman
That costume coupling was unintentional
Dick: a pink lady
Barbara: a greaser
This costume coupling was intentional
Jason: Rob Zombie
Tim: Billy Loomis ghostface
Stephanie: Stu Macher ghostface
Cas: Sydney Prescott from scream
This was also intentional
Damian: An assassin (he doesn’t get the point of halloween so he found some stuff in his closet and brought his katanas trick or treating)
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lustwithoutlore · 13 days ago
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What the batfam goes as for Halloween
I have halloween on the brain okay?
Bruce: Robin
Alfred: Batman
That costume coupling was unintentional
Dick: a pink lady
Barbara: a greaser
This costume coupling was intentional
Jason: Rob Zombie
Tim: Billy Loomis ghostface
Stephanie: Stu Macher ghostface
Cas: Sydney Prescott from scream
This was also intentional
Damian: An assassin (he doesn’t get the point of halloween so he found some stuff in his closet and brought his katanas trick or treating)
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lustwithoutlore · 13 days ago
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What the batfam goes as for Halloween
I have halloween on the brain okay?
Bruce: Robin
Alfred: Batman
That costume coupling was unintentional
Dick: a pink lady
Barbara: a greaser
This costume coupling was intentional
Jason: Rob Zombie
Tim: Billy Loomis ghostface
Stephanie: Stu Macher ghostface
Cas: Sydney Prescott from scream
This was also intentional
Damian: An assassin (he doesn’t get the point of halloween so he found some stuff in his closet and brought his katanas trick or treating)
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lustwithoutlore · 13 days ago
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What the batfam goes as for Halloween
I have halloween on the brain okay?
Bruce: Robin
Alfred: Batman
That costume coupling was unintentional
Dick: a pink lady
Barbara: a greaser
This costume coupling was intentional
Jason: Rob Zombie
Tim: Billy Loomis ghostface
Stephanie: Stu Macher ghostface
Cas: Sydney Prescott from scream
This was also intentional
Damian: An assassin (he doesn’t get the point of halloween so he found some stuff in his closet and brought his katanas trick or treating)
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lustwithoutlore · 13 days ago
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What the batfam goes as for Halloween
I have halloween on the brain okay?
Bruce: Robin
Alfred: Batman
That costume coupling was unintentional
Dick: a pink lady
Barbara: a greaser
This costume coupling was intentional
Jason: Rob Zombie
Tim: Billy Loomis ghostface
Stephanie: Stu Macher ghostface
Cas: Sydney Prescott from scream
This was also intentional
Damian: An assassin (he doesn’t get the point of halloween so he found some stuff in his closet and brought his katanas trick or treating)
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lustwithoutlore · 13 days ago
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What the batfam goes as for Halloween
I have halloween on the brain okay?
Bruce: Robin
Alfred: Batman
That costume coupling was unintentional
Dick: a pink lady
Barbara: a greaser
This costume coupling was intentional
Jason: Rob Zombie
Tim: Billy Loomis ghostface
Stephanie: Stu Macher ghostface
Cas: Sydney Prescott from scream
This was also intentional
Damian: An assassin (he doesn’t get the point of halloween so he found some stuff in his closet and brought his katanas trick or treating)
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lustwithoutlore · 13 days ago
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What the batfam goes as for Halloween
I have halloween on the brain okay?
Bruce: Robin
Alfred: Batman
That costume coupling was unintentional
Dick: a pink lady
Barbara: a greaser
This costume coupling was intentional
Jason: Rob Zombie
Tim: Billy Loomis ghostface
Stephanie: Stu Macher ghostface
Cas: Sydney Prescott from scream
This was also intentional
Damian: An assassin (he doesn’t get the point of halloween so he found some stuff in his closet and brought his katanas trick or treating)
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lustwithoutlore · 13 days ago
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What the batfam goes as for Halloween
I have halloween on the brain okay?
Bruce: Robin
Alfred: Batman
That costume coupling was unintentional
Dick: a pink lady
Barbara: a greaser
This costume coupling was intentional
Jason: Rob Zombie
Tim: Billy Loomis ghostface
Stephanie: Stu Macher ghostface
Cas: Sydney Prescott from scream
This was also intentional
Damian: An assassin (he doesn’t get the point of halloween so he found some stuff in his closet and brought his katanas trick or treating)
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lustwithoutlore · 13 days ago
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What the batfam goes as for Halloween
I have halloween on the brain okay?
Bruce: Robin
Alfred: Batman
That costume coupling was unintentional
Dick: a pink lady
Barbara: a greaser
This costume coupling was intentional
Jason: Rob Zombie
Tim: Billy Loomis ghostface
Stephanie: Stu Macher ghostface
Cas: Sydney Prescott from scream
This was also intentional
Damian: An assassin (he doesn’t get the point of halloween so he found some stuff in his closet and brought his katanas trick or treating)
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lustwithoutlore · 13 days ago
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What the batfam goes as for Halloween
I have halloween on the brain okay?
Bruce: Robin
Alfred: Batman
That costume coupling was unintentional
Dick: a pink lady
Barbara: a greaser
This costume coupling was intentional
Jason: Rob Zombie
Tim: Billy Loomis ghostface
Stephanie: Stu Macher ghostface
Cas: Sydney Prescott from scream
This was also intentional
Damian: An assassin (he doesn’t get the point of halloween so he found some stuff in his closet and brought his katanas trick or treating)
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lustwithoutlore · 14 days ago
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What the batfam goes as for Halloween
I have halloween on the brain okay?
Bruce: Robin
Alfred: Batman
That costume coupling was unintentional
Dick: a pink lady
Barbara: a greaser
This costume coupling was intentional
Jason: Rob Zombie
Tim: Billy Loomis ghostface
Stephanie: Stu Macher ghostface
Cas: Sydney Prescott from scream
This was also intentional
Damian: An assassin (he doesn’t get the point of halloween so he found some stuff in his closet and brought his katanas trick or treating)
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lustwithoutlore · 5 months ago
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why aren’t any of the controls on the Batmobile labeled is an excellent question especially considering how many children are around it
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lustwithoutlore · 5 months ago
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tim - this man never sleeps for more than 30mins without waking up due to some far off noise. he’s been napping in lieu of sleep since he was a child
bruce - used to be a heavy sleeper but trained his body to be a lighter sleeper
alfred - due to his stress levels (and past) we KNOW he’s a light sleeper
cass - she’s probably been attacked too many times in her sleep to let her body be a heavy sleeper
damian - literally sleeps in military position. convinced he never enters a deep sleep cycle
duke - all you gotta do to fully wake him up is like him on the arm or face a lil
dick - used to having to fall asleep with loud noises in the background from the circus. u gotta shake him awake but he’s still groggy
jason - he has to have his alarm on the highest ring tone (which wakes up tim from across the wayne manor) and it takes him like a minute to wake up enough to turn it off
steph - really light napper but when she eventually goes to sleep for a night she’s OUT until morning. needs her phone alarm and a battery clock alarm to wake her up, hits the snooze buttons at least 5 times every day
harper - she will wake up when she wants to wake up. no one can change that.
Someone rank all the bats in order of lightest sleeper to heaviest sleeper I wanna know what you guys think
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lustwithoutlore · 6 months ago
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Bruce: I need you to do a mission.
Dick: Sweet! What for?
Bruce: To bring Jason back for the holidays.
Dick: Jason… is in jail.
Bruce: *With faux innocence* Is he?
Dick: Are you telling me what to do what I think you’re telling me what to do?
Bruce: I’m saying… have him home for Christmas.
Dick: Oh my god I’m one thousand percent in
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lustwithoutlore · 6 months ago
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Bruce: Tim, what are you doing?
Tim: Watching my 34th consecutive hour of buzzfeed unsolved.
Bruce: Your portfolio for university applications are due tomorrow! You haven’t even started!
Tim: Oh you’re right, I’ll set a reminder to set aside 45 minutes to do it. *continues watching buzzfeed unsolved*
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lustwithoutlore · 6 months ago
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jokes on you my dream job is to write for dc (or play steph in a live action tv show or movie) so i’ll just steal my OWN headcanons
Bruce: I need you to do a mission.
Dick: Sweet! What for?
Bruce: To bring Jason back for the holidays.
Dick: Jason… is in jail.
Bruce: *With faux innocence* Is he?
Dick: Are you telling me what to do what I think you’re telling me what to do?
Bruce: I’m saying… have him home for Christmas.
Dick: Oh my god I’m one thousand percent in
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