watched Batman Forever and BY GOD. MY RIDDLEBAT THOUGHTS. I need to write an obsession fic so bad.
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Batman AU
Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.
After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.
Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.
Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?
Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):
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Texts From Superheroes
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Upcoming Villain in Gotham: if only we knew Batman's identity! Then we could just go to his house and-
Riddler: we all know his identity
Catwoman: I regularly go to his house
Harley: I went to med school with him
Two-Face: he was my best friend
Red Hood: he's my Dad
UCVG: ...wait what?
Red Hood: family, you know how it is.
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Commission for the lovely @batsies-little-monster ♡♡
I had smm fun with this one they'd defff be such a power duo gotham is on its knees
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I know it’s not pride month anymore, but I though this would be funny
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duke: *delirious after his first serious concussion + pain meds* what would the riddler be called if he played a string instrument
tim: uh, probably like music master or something like th-
duke: fiddler
tim: what?
duke: *grabs tims shoulders and shakes him* the fiddler
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Au where Batman’s rogues can tell that someone else is acting as Batman (but not who it is) so they all slump in relief because they can finally reuse old schemes. They don’t have to come up with a new plan for the 30th time this year!
That is until Batman (dick who was very much there as Robin for all these schemes) starts cracking down on them in a 1/4 of the time it should have taken to catch them.
The riddler sets up a glorified treasure hunt? Dick gives the final answer before even looking at the first clue. Two face stages a mock trial? Dick dodges all the rope traps and cuts the “accused free” after cuffing the “judge” who was the actual guilty one.
They are all terribly miffed and try tripping him up…only he was there when they tried to do that to Bruce too.
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I forgot Two Face and Riddler were like that in Batman Forever
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