#Eli speaks

[whorkn33]

smack komaeda's ass and all of his bones shatter. smack hinata's ass and all of your bones shatter

#eli speaks #sdr2 #hajime hinata #nagito komaeda #i am not taking constructive criticism at this time ty

[mrazfellandco]

“have you seen what they call memes” claudia winkleman how i love you

#claudia winkleman #the traitors uncloaked #the traitors #eli speaks

[eiochevart]

Worst part of working night shifts is feeling like you’re about to faint while at work, but when you come home it’s like. You’re wide awake. Too late to sleep mnow

#not an art post #Eli speaks #Eli deletes later

[ace-culture-is]

Hey Everyone!

Resident Allo Eli here! This is just a quick poll out of curiosity, and Sascha was nervous about asking

Please reblog this post if you consider this blog, our discord server, or Sascha personally to be a big influence/source of support to the queer community or you personally!

Thanks for your time <3

#eli speaks #asexuality #not ace culture

[elisfalling]

#polls #I have been consistently surprised how few people I’ve met who know this movie #but I’ve been watching it ever year around my birthday since it came out #mine #Eli speaks

[elizabeth-von-winken-universe]

Im thinking about writing about yanderes. But not your normal ones no, no, no.

android! yanderes are my obsession right now….but make them twins.

Android twins! That fall in love with you at first sight when they open their eyes. They android HUD flickering with all the info they have been dumped on their database upon your purchase. Oh…they were a gift? To you?

Android twins! That split the household tasks and chores so one can spend a little bit of time with you everyday.

Android twins! That insist on going with you while grocery shopping…and clothes shopping…and make up too…one of the is taller than the other so they pass as your bodyguard. Well, they do have a software for it too.

Android twins! That touch themselves thinking about you. It was meant to happen. It was ought to happen. They know they might snap soon, but they don’t want to drift you away, you’re too precious for them!

Android twins! That take advantage of your arousal and ask if you might need assistance with it. They can sense your heart beat quickening by the second and they are worried. You dismiss them, saying your fine while rushing to the bathroom for relief.

Android twins! That are beyond the moon once you confess the feelings that have been bubbling inside of you. How pretty both are. How perfect they are. How you ached to have both inside of you. How you wished to feel their lips everywhere. Or for them to manhandle you until you couldn’t walk for days. Well, it wasn’t a confession, but they could hear it through the bathroom door.

Android twins! That are at the brink of going crazy around you. But the moment you allow them to kiss you, consider yourself done for. You’re theirs now. You feel hands groping, picking at your flesh. Artificial tongues leaving trails of saliva whenever they go. Bites. Hickeys. Kisses. You forgot they are twins. You forgot that you have two androids that don’t get tired.

The last memory you have is from their skins colliding with yours. The first thing you see besides the sunlight is both of them pleasuring themselves while waiting for you to wake up.

“Ma-Master! You…you woke up!”

“Good, I was about to do you while you were asleep, master.”

“But you can- ah!”

“We will discuss that later with Master. But for now…master, do you care pleasuring us while we still have fun?~”

#android #yandere robot #robots #twin yanderes #eli speaks #I might write this soon.

[eli0004]

Having a chronic illness is wild, because how do i explain to my friends that a heart rate of 145 bpm is just an everyday occurrence for me and i don’t need to go to the E.R.

Like hold on, i feel like I’m gonna pass out. *pulls out handful of restaurant salt packets*

#eli speaks #chronic illness #pots syndrome

[altneuland]

I just watched Golda, the amazing production movie about Kippur war of 1973. I love seeing accurate representation of Israel and its history in a non Israeli production. The movie was amazing, great filmography. I recommend.

1973 is one of my favorite events to write about in Daniel's lore. so much things happened here. it is one of his steps in the phases of grief.

when he moved to total denial to sadness, is this war. this war reminded him that he is not invincible. He has flaws, and a lot of them.

during the war itself, he was something in between the denial phase and the sadness phase, which created this kind of stubbornness that he showed.

especially when talking to Alfred, during this time, he had this "respect and suspect" relationship with him. reminder, its the Cold War.

Alfred actually appreciated when Daniel could put his foot down...

this quote is from the movie, and it shows so well Golda's personality, and also, Daniel's during that time.

#hetalia israel oc #country personification #hetalia oc #country oc #original character #altneuland #israel oc #my art #digital art #eli speaks #hws #hws oc #hws america #hws israel #aph #aph israel #aph america #aph oc #hetalia america #comic

[justeliiijah]

trick or treat!! 🎃🍁🍂

OH UM UMMMMM TRICK 🍂🍁🍂🍂🎃

#>:333 #eli speaks #eli answers

[hunteddown]

i love grouper i love grouper i love grouper i love grouper i love grouper!!!!!!!!!

#grouper #can’t stop listening to her songs they’re all so good #but an alien observer lover 4ever #eli speaks

[quasieli]

Help me stay afloat while looking for work!

Hi folks! It sucks to be asking this, but I really could use some help with paying some bills while I struggle to look for a job. I've been looking for work for months, but my options are quite limited in the new area I'm living in, but I have weekly medical bills to pay for therapy if I wanna stay sane through all of this. All I need is a bit of help with copayments, which aren't that high, but I hit the red, so I don't even have that.

I'm trying to get commissions set up to try and make a bit of extra cash on the side, but I've been really stressed out about this whole situation, making it really hard to focus on getting that done. If you could spare even a few bucks, I'd be so grateful. I'll even offer out some sketches and such if you want something while I'm still figuring out my proper commission stuff. Thank you so much to the folks who have already helped out, I'm forever grateful to y'all 💙💙

Venmo: EH1220

Ko-Fi: Link

Paypal: Link

#Eli Speaks #donation #medical #emergency commissions #i really hate asking this #but im at my wits end #family was only really able to help so much cause they have money issues of their own #so id really appreciate the help if anyone can #also just a heads up that im about to be busy for next hour and a half or so #so if you do message me #it may take a few for me to answer #thanks everyone 💙💙

[whorkn33]

[at mcdonalds]

me: can I get a big Mac?

cashier: do you want the meal or just the sandwich?

me: uhh. one second. *pulls out my wallet* what should I do, pearler bead komaeda?

pearler bead komaeda: get the fries. you'll need the energy in the coming days

me: Okay *puts my wallet away* I'll take the meal

#eli speaks #sdr2 #nagito komaeda #danganronpa #this is supposed to reference that one michael jackson post pls tell me you get it

[mrazfellandco]

i desperately need miranda hart to be on taskmaster

#i know she would be absolutely hilarious on it please i need to see her on taskmaster #miranda hart #taskmaster #eli speaks

[juicebox-sys]

bitches be like "ive been so depressed ever since i went off my meds" and their meds were antidepressants

#its me im bitches #eli speaks

[asmymindcrumbles]

Head banging along to the broken dryer at work is SO SO normal please believe me

#elishutup #eli speaks

[elisfalling]

I cannot believe I have had the honor and privilege of being your partner for 10 years! @blueforester and you married me!!

I feel I will never quite believe how truly fortunate I was just stumbling into you in that english class - to find each other and fall in love over and over again in this world of chaos. I love you endlessly and am so proud to call you mine.

Happy 3 year wedding anniversary and 10 years together my sweet boy. I can’t wait for the every second I get to spend with you as long as you’ll have me.

I love you!

#hey it’s my husband and is anniversary and I want to show him off #he is the best husband and best friend and partner and so much more than I ever could have asked for #I don’t know how we found eachother again but I will never stop being thankful that we did #please spend forever with me #you are a part of me now #personal #mine #husband #okay to interact #bisexual #eli speaks