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#Fists of Glory
kop-mischief · 9 months
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I think it's time for Leon and Chris to retire and make way for Joe exploding heads with his fists Baker. The End of Zoe DLC for RE Biohazard was great...but this glorious bastard needs his own game stat.
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Chris just showing up fully armed after old man Joe already secured the area with his fucking hands. Really Chris?
Chris and Leon have been fighting zombies and various biological horrors armored and armed to teeth with special equipment and weapons for over two decades now. Joe. Joe shows up with his fists. His fists and a stack of magical dolls that make him punch even harder. Sure, he takes a bit more hits due to taking the battle right up to these monster's faces. But that's fine. Joe just grabs a grub from a nearby tree, slurps that shit down and gets back to punching. (Really interesting experience in VR) Herbs? Fuck you hippy, that's rabbit medicine.
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Joe doesn't waste time running around looking for lion plaques or key cards. He punches doors open. Once Joe did run into a door he could not punch. Did he spend all his time fucking around looking for a door code? No. He found the one weapon that allowed him to punch through doors of steel. Mind you, Joe had waltzed right past a whole slew of dead blue Umbrella soldiers with all their fancy guns, grandes and armor. He could have picked up a gun or anything at any point. Nope, not Joe Baker. The only weapon for Joe is more fist.
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More fist and a collection of fist enhancing dolls.
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alwayslife · 2 years
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tiredassmage · 28 days
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Date Night: A Place to Call Home
Hey beautiful, Can I let you in on a secret? Following you while you blaze a trail across the galaxy, surrounded by so many new and, sometimes not-so-friendly, faces... it's all got me feeling a little... homesick. Only thing that makes it easier is when I can steal you away for myself. A night off isn't something we can usually afford, but when we can, let me take you somewhere? I know there are probably all kinds of scheduling protocols I'm sidestepping here, but I promise, it'll be worth breaking the rules for.
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heckcareoxytwit · 7 months
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A short story starring Hulk and Victor Alvarez
Incredible Hulk v4 #5, 2023
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aztralsea · 29 days
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Sometimes I wanna sing this song for everyone I know
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iamidentical · 3 months
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teenagers fighting each other in front of a crowd of hollering paying fans is bad. it is. but sometimes it's funny when neither of them can throw a punch to save their life. and also very sad.
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royalreef · 1 year
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@chaosmultiverse​ || Continued from here.
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       “Dahlia,” she repeats again, more insistent now. The subtle sternness of the word, of the name folded against her tongue, shows in the flexing of her lips, the way she forms the sound against the harder wavebreakers of her teeth. Up this close, it’s harder to miss these details. There is no way the eye can’t see the shine on each and every one of those perfect ivory implements, their serrated edges speaking of what they could so easily do to anything caught within those rending jaws. Her gums, lining those fangs, are a soft grey-purple, strange to see as it fades into the pale yellow of her skin and then the pink flush of her lips and scales. The same color is inherited by her forked tongue, which moves with liquid grace as she breathes Dahlia’s name, cupping both of its tips around the syllables that form there.
        Behind that, Dahlia can see the golden chain of one of Miranda’s accessories, a scarf that cups her lower jaw as if tied there, ends weighted down with jewels that gleam in tandem with its gilded edges. The gemstones sway in the air as Miranda speaks, more to catch the light, and more to draw her eyes back in to Miranda’s face, to the fine curves of muscle and bone that make up her every expression. It is not too hard to remember that she is an apex predator here, though surely she steals breath for more than just one reason alone.
      Up this close, she smells like the sea, like great open beaches and the ebb and flow of the waves and the seafoam tossed high into the air as if in celebration and the white gulls that weave around it like lasting comments. There is an equal breath of strawberry, of scented soaps and perfumes and lotions, things that come with wealth and with care and with great baths to soak it into her scales so that she might cover up that eternal smell of the ocean itself. If Dahlia were to lean in, she might smell more, might catch the sharp scent of something almost metallic, but Miranda does not get that close. She doesn’t have to, when Dahlia can see her pulse, right below the soft underside of Miranda’s jaw, thrumming and alive and primal. It feels almost too intimate to watch, twitching against one of the few places where Miranda’s scales thin.
        “I am going to have to... leave out, for a while. I do not know-... I am not quite sure-... No, just- It is Merkingdom business. I will be back at the Royal Palace. Please do not panic, if you cannot get in touch with me.”
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mrsdulac · 2 years
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Stemmur lowkey looks like the type of friend that falls into the “responsible, adult friend” category but in reality he’s just a bro. A very cuddly bro.
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lessersaints · 1 year
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DONGEUN X YEOJEONG TRUTHERS RISEEE
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finnjonesdaily · 6 months
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Laurence Wreford's Instagram Story, November 4 2023.
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marinehero · 8 months
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oh i was NOT expecting them to say it outright
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koilarist · 1 year
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I need you to know that every day I nearly infodump OC lore at you guys like an absolute madman. And I have the strongest raw self restraint on the planet for not having done it yet.
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tiredassmage · 6 months
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no, this can't wait for the queue they're like THE SADDEST LITTLE GUYS I EVER DID SEE.
pulled from recess to get yelled at in the principal's office. wtf. i love them.
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What songs did I listen to!!! So many!!!
I’ve selected three big Conviction vibes that made my top 100 most listened to this year and that I want to share some lyrics from
For those interested, here’s my extremely long playlist for Conviction that I’ve been adding to for several years 😊😅🔥🥰
MMMMMHMMMMM by Four Fists (this has made my top 100 several years in a row!)
No calm, no hesitation
No alarms, no self-preservation
Just nerves and ashtrays and on and on
No sleep without assistance
Gotta bash the brain into submission, yeah
Just close the windows and lock the doors
From Here til Utopia (Song for the Desperate) by Ramshackle Glory
Because I’m afraid to look the world in the eye
If nothing’s gonna change, well, then I’d rather die
And I’m too unemployed to organize a union
I’m too intoxicated to tear down a building
I’m too hopeless to look for a solution, I’m afraid that if I found one
I’d be out of excuses for the way
I waste away in the gutters that I chose
What If We Could by Blue October
What if we could
Put our lives on
Hold and meet some
Where inside of the world
I would meet you
Would you meet me?
On a park bench
On a skyscrape
On a mountain
Oh yeah, whatever it takes
I would meet you
Would you meet me?
I'm glad to say that we've met
But I'm sad to say that the circumstances weren't
On our side
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naruto-ol-protags · 2 years
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Clothing set: Ruler’s Glory
Presented are statues for players who placed 2-4 in the season’s Space-Time
Please click [read more] for separate sprites
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nullians · 2 years
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<- cried for an hour after watching "Excellent Era's Boss" episode of s2 of TKA
#d0 stuff#this episode is always the gut punch#'you think you can win back the old glory days?' and 'I'm trying to'... hhhhhhh#*inhuman wails*#babbling in tags but#The way Ye Xiu loves EE so much he'd let them do him dirty like that#he lives with full knowledge that they got rid of him just like an obstacle a pebble#and he's still like#civil. understanding. rooting for them (this is so sad because... that's still *his* team to some degree)#He's pained by their poor performances and grieves their descent into nothing...#and despite already planning to be back he's always ready to offer them a lesson (unironic) despite them treating him as shit...#he's just#*shakes fists at the sky*#he's willing to take so many losses for EE... to the point it's like... he loves EE to a fault#he'll let them step over him and endure and endure and try again but they still couldn't see what they had and kicked him out and forced to#retire... I can't#*screams more*#and he's so lonely in his desire to just win too#I'm like... he's a menace to the entirety of Glory society and he will be a snarky internet cafe manager... but when it comes to EE...#a man really too kind for his own good#<- person who kinda does the same thing irl so this is doubly annoying#there's sth to say narratively#how Happy coming to be just a few steps next to EE's building is a punch in EE's face#but I also sometimes think that... the reason Happy was born there was because Ye Xiu really couldn't stay away from EE that far#it's so maddening because on one hand he has to look at the damn building and be reminded of where he used to belong#but on the other he's also... free ticket to angsting over their losses and how the fans demand him to return while... it's been EE who#kicked him#like. this is a small scale tragedy (maybe not so small)#add to this how despite all that he's still focused on leveling Lord Grim and sticking a team together... and just the smq thing and#the Glory he never got to see... being some part of why he's so focused on success...
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