#HELL IS A PRISON

[sandypuggames]

Have you ever wanted to be a Gnostic Godling, slayer of angels and Gods, turning your ascended power and hyper-advanced technology toward the liberation of the greatest prison ever made: Hell itself?

Do you crave satisfying horde combat, where dozens of 1HP mooks combine into an unstoppable tidal wave of demons, barely kept back by your totally unique avatar of righteous destruction?

Want a game that combines base building, tactical combat, strategy map-gaming, and the tactile tinkering joy of combining dozens of character options into an engine of infernal liberation?

Ever imagine a game that grows with you? Letting you unlock new complex systems and mechanics that slot seamlessly into the core game at your own pace?

How about deep faction mechanics, or epic-scale boss battles with mid-battle transformations, desperation moves, and a variable action economy to keep it real regardless of your player count?

HELLPIERCER is coming to Kickstarter in early 2023. Illustrated by Monster Care Squad's @leafie-draws and TEN MILLION HP PLANET's @jnbutlerart, written by the very best minds of the Sandy Pug team. It's going to be something special. Check out the link above to be notified as soon as it drops. We'll be posting a preview edition of the rules in just a week or two, so follow along if you want to see more.

#indie ttrpg #indie ttrpgs #HELLPIERCERS #crowdfunding #Infernal Liberation #HELL IS A PRISON #BREAK ITS BARS #Tactical RPG #Tactical TTRPG #Demons #Hell #Map Game #Art #Gnostic #WOW These Communists Killed God And Now They're Coming For Satan! #inspired #kickstarter

[edenexxe]

denial, bargaining, and acceptance

#mcr #my chemical romance #three cheers for sweet revenge #tcfsr #give em hell kid #to the end #you know what they do to guys like us in prison

[noxcheshire]

I kept thinking of little baby man Phantom and the potential of Danny being an actual baby of the Infinite Realms. However, he’s more snake teenager than itty bitty Little Baby Man edition, cause I think it’d be so funny to just — imagine this teenage snake curled up in a summoning circle, obviously having been taking a nap and looking up with his big green, sleepy eyes and Constantine just stares and freaks because, “THATS A WHOLE ASS BABY, PUT IT BACK!”

But they can’t because apparently the summoning was more of a ‘knock knock I’m a babysitter’ and Danny’s ghost parent decided that this was the perfect time to have some time for themselves if Heroes were so willing to take care of Danny for a little while.

Another take — mainly in reference to a different post about Klarion actually just being a toddler of the infinite realms with no ideas on how to human and thinks him fighting with heroes is just a play date — zooms into the human realm where the heroes are and just goes, “Hey I’m dropping my baby sibling onto you guys cause my dad got mad last time Danny got hurt by the humans I hang with. So here you go, I’ll pick him up later.”

A teenage snake Danny is dropped into a hero’s arms where he mainly grumbles and then shifts to better take a nap. Klarion drops the baby essentials at them with no further explanations other then “here’s their favorite blanket, if they get fussy taco them; here’s the baby milk make sure it’s -200 F, they have an ice core, etc.” and then just DISAPPEARS after leaving what amounts to a month old infant in human heroes care.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #Klarion: so here’s a baby for you to babysit :) #heroes: YOU CANT JUST LEAVE A BABY #Constantine: I’m not going to DIE BECAUSE SOMEONE TRANSLATED A CHILDS PLAYPEN INTO SOME LITTLE PRISON #Constantine: you fools this baby will make and break us #Danny who does the cat tongue thing and sleeps #Danny is a baby but for the comedic effect he still looks like a teenager but no legs and all snake #idk who dad is but they sure as hell are gonna be big as fuck #Klarion is Danny’s brother either way #Klarion is 6 years old #is the baby powder just pure kryptonite? #maybe #all supers are weak against Infinite Realm baby milk #yes it’s going to be funny if a super tries to get the baby powder and immediately drops #Danny will fuss if he isn’t held immediately #he will also fuss if he isn’t fed on time and will make it everyone else’s problem #dying wail is still a thing and the heroes are absolutely floored when it first happens #heroes: THE BABY IS DYING?! #Danny: GIVE ME MILK! >:(

[olifdraws]

New follower traits

Bonus:

#cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb lambert #cotl lamb #cotl #tbh i dont really check follower traits that often #so thats on me lol #i heard jeering from the other side of the screen #i thought they were being cute for the hell of it #apparently not! >:O #immediately sent the troublemaker into prison lol #yes i did really lose 1k from that interaction

[petitesmafia]

two geniuses in the room and their gameplan for waking Sigma up is dropping him on the ground repeatedly IM CRYINGGG

Sigma’s gonna wake up with an insane headache and sore muscles all over and skk are gonna avoid eye contact and act like that was all on Fyodor like

Sigma, stirring awake: Dazai: hey welcome back Sigma, groaning: everything hurts Chuuya: Dazai: Chuuya: dw we killed that anemic jackass Dazai: yeah i can’t believe he did that to u

Sigma, rubbing his temples: I feel like I’ve been slammed on the ground like 20 times Chuuya, under his breath: that’s pretty close actually Dazai, also under his breath: be quiet Sigma: did u guys say smth? Dazai: no :) u must be tired

#enas.txt #bsd 113 #bsd spoilers #THEY ARE SO UNSERIOUS IM CTFU #that prison floor is probably musty as hell too #laughing so hard

[runby2]

thats so mean why would he say that

#ace attorney #matt engarde #miles edgeworth #kristoph gavin #dick gumshoe #detective gumshoe #aa fanart #YOU GUYS were the ones that wanted canon kristoph #you put that in MY HANDS #I CHOOSE THE hell he causes the prison

[dejwrld]

the topic of colorism within the black community will never be understood until people understand that it's deeper than being bullied in high school and dating preferences.

#i wrote a ten page essay on colorism #nothing annoys me when a darker skinned woman bring up the colorism she experienced #and here come a light skinned woman saying 'i too got bullied in high school' #like shhhh #it's statistics and articles #proving that people of darker skin get denied services #get less pay than their lighter counterparts #get harsher prison sentences #hell some d9 orgs even did the paper brown bag test #i can go on about this topic

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: dismemberment / ]

I think a lot about how Leo’s rescue could have easily ended in him losing a leg as the portal snaps shut on the Krang still clutching the limb, or, alternatively, only having Leo’s right arm make it out, still held dearly in his brother’s hand as the rest of Leo is left behind. (The latter hits even harder, as it directly parallels his future self in the worst of ways.)

I think a lot about how so many things could have gone wrong during the course of the movie with even a little bit of a change, but it really is harrowing how much of a coin-flip the entirety of the Prison Dimension rescue was.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #dismemberment / #if literally any part of the prison dimension rescue was different it would have ended Very Badly #mikey came in clutch for doing the impossible in the first place #raph grabbing leo and not once letting go was vital #and donnie directly hitting the krang was essential #hell leo having the ability to reach out at all in the state he was in was a miracle #listen I think about the prison dimension a lot if you couldn’t tell #for the next tags: #strangulation mention / #physical trauma induced mutism / #potential death mention / #potential sibling death mention / #barely it mainly focuses on if he lives but / #I also think about how Leo’s trachea could have easilyyy given out as Raph (krangified) was choking him #can you imagine the last words raph hearing from his little brother being I’m sorry? #he’d likely live as the hamato bros are built different but imagine if he straight up can’t talk again after #the bros having no idea what Leo’s plan is but they suddenly feel him disappear with the portal #or also #imagine all he gets out in his hoarse voice is to beg Casey to close the portal before his family HEARS the sudden silence like a knife #even if he gets saved his voice may be wrecked or even gone for good #what am I writing wait- #also for my point on leo losing his arm paralleling his future self #imagine fate being a thing in this world but a VERY situational thing #imagine it makes it so that leo has to lose a limb #but not just that - it also ties his presence directly with the Krang’s - so if the Krang’s somewhere else…so is he

[pocketgalaxies]

crazy how in c2 they'll have three extensive convos checking in with each other while traveling like an hour in-game meanwhile in c3 they've been on the moon for days and still haven't discussed the following:

laudna fucking ate a guy

imogen's mom is a mythical legend amongst the enemy

orym vs. laudna's response to imogen giving into predathos

how did chetney suddenly learn to make hypnotizing toys

delilah briarwood

"some of us are expendable, we should get captured"

anything and everything they said during the trust exercise, including but not limited to:

laudna not being able to distinguish her thoughts from delilah's

imogen's disgust at delilah's inevitable presence

chetney's fear that his new family will leave him

orym's feelings about dorian

fcg relieving stress through murder

fearne's insecurities about their chances of success

ashton's guilt about the shard

and more!

#i'm not complaining i'm just complaining #the difference between the two campaigns is SO STARK and i don't understand why #that's a lie i do understand why. it's bc there's been a ticking time bomb in c3 for a full year's worth of episodes at this point #if not longer #so i get it. but also i'm gonna go crazy. #if they had a full 4hr ep of just debriefing and talking i'd be so much more engaged than another 4 hours of traveling through ruidus #ik there are a lot of ppl out there enjoying the moon lore and the npcs etc but i feel like personally my brain is in a tiny gloomy prison #and the only thing that can free me is SOMEBODY AT THIS DAMN TABLE ASKING 'ARE YOU OKAY?' #anyway! back to c2 :) #2h30m c2e59 #text #critical role #cr2 #cr lb #r: mighty nein #cr3 #cr negativity #r: bells hells

[ormymarius]

realized there’s cuts all over him… who hurt him

#seems like he was beaten even before he went to the desert prison #…. did the fishermen people order him to get beaten every day there what the hell #he’s been through enough god damn #orm marius #patrick wilson #aquaman and the lost kingdom

[neon-ufo]

Pridak 🦈

#for the uninitiated - in the bionicle lore this is an ancient warlord who used to rule like 1/6 of the known universe #and then he and his comrades thought about overthrowing god and a secret order that keeps balance in the universe arrested them #and threw them into an underwater super prison hell where they mutated into fish people #and apparently they were like super extremely unbelievably hot before they became fish monsters #seeing as they are pretty much the only characters that were described SEVERAL TIMES as being super handsome by the narration #bionicle #barraki #pridak #biovival #monster

[darkmodechaoticlight]

Avivos being good dads: 2?

I had some more floating hc's while writing for yesterdays post as well as some backstory for Evie, so here is more info (Also here is a rough sketch of baby and dad:

-Fen is very cautious, even if Bael looked like Beel, Fen could tell the poor devil isn't his father. Which breaks Bael's heart since he adores Fen. Bael can't even hold Fen if hes not being bottle fed, since the food is distracting him. Though nap time is best time for them -For the first time after Fen was born Beel left his vicinity, Evie had a heart attack since the baby literally teleported to his father. Beel was in a tavern when a infant still swaddled appeared on the bar counter. Everyone was stunned at the childs appearance. Beel sobered up enough to take his baby back to the palace. Evie was not amused but was happy to have Fen back. -Fen is a HUNGRY BOI! Once he starts eating solids nothing is off the table. He is a child fueled by food and spite. Beel is banned from trying to make something for Fen since the last time toddler Fen was found eating an alive squid that Beel was too slow to grab. -Stolas loves meeting the baby in the form of a Crow. hes like a little guard for the Prince. Something that confuses the devil is that he always finds little round Fantails when he is on guard. These birds weren't native to Hell, though Stolas thinks he knows what Goddess they belong too. -Naberius may or may not be turning into a three headed puppy and playing with the Prince when he is able to walk around. He takes doggy naps with Fen. Naberius loves Fen since he is named Fenris, another three headed dog. -Fen REALLY loves seeing uncle Amon. And Amon on his part really enjoys looking after Fen, even through being covered in puke or really bad poops. Amon takes him on daily walks, giving Evie a bit of a break from the Prince.

#what in hell is bad #whb #地獄のどこが悪い #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #whatinhellisbad #evelyn #fenriz #whb beelzebub #whb amon #whb naberius #whb stolas #Evie catching all the devils in the coochi prison #but jokes on god #they wanted in this prison

[royalarchivist]

Tazercraft and Richarlyson: [ Talking about the butterfly effect that led to Cellbit and Roier getting married ]

Richarlyson: The real cupid is pa Mike.

Pac: If Mike was unintentionally the reason why Richas died*, and that caused Roier and Cellbit to— Wait, you're saying I'm single because you died?! Oh what the hell. No, it's fine, that's fine, that's fine, it's fine, I stayed on the ground so that others could fly, it's fine.

Richarlyson: KKKKKKK Pa, you misunderstood me 0_0

#Pactw #Richarlyson #Mikethelink #Tazercraft #QSMP #Pac #Mike #To anyone who's going ''what the hell does that mean'' #I've been doing some VOD watching and I finally understand. #Pac unfortunately had / has a little crush on Cellbit #which is perhaps one of the worst realizations I've ever made #They smooched each other on the first (or second?) day the Brazilians arrived #(Cellbit called it a ''Friendship kiss'' and Pac said ''ah we haven't had one of those in a few years'') #and then later on Cellbit turned him down when he started getting interested in Roier #there was also a moment in Festa Junina where it seemed like Pac thought Cellbit was taking him to the church to propose??? #Idk man. I want to study q!Pac under a microscope #THE DUDE MAULED YOU IN PRISON. WHY DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM #good god nobody on this server is mentally well #I remember when I first saw that I was like ''? What does Pac mean by that?'' #sighs............. #* Anyways the death Mike was ''responsible'' for was the one that happened on the first day #That QSMP global later said didn't count #August 9 2023 #<- is the VOD date #Translated #Celltw #tangentially

[evilkaeya]

If Chuuya doesn't meet Adam in Europe what even is the point of sending him there

#'to save Dazai-' no one cares abt that roach #I need Adam to come pick them up from the prison #I need Chuuya to jump into Adam's arms and Dazai to laugh and follow behind him #I need Adam to look at them fondly bcz these boys were once 16. he fought by their side when they were 16. look at them all grown up now #I also need shirase to make a cameo and not remember dazai at all #like he knows who he is yk he just can't remember the name #and dazai to be PISSED as hell #bcz how DARE shirase doesn’t remember his name when dazai spent months wishing torment and suffering upon him #I NEED SIGMA TO MEET ADAM #'you... look pretty normal' 'we androids are designed to perform in ways that would be considered normal by humans' 'what' #icb i went on a rant in the tags again #it's missing Adam hours tonight

[larkandkatydid]

#the guy who did like six of these jobs went to prison on federal terrorism charges for like 6 months #and they lost the amish connection #and shit went to hell

[magnusbae]

dream, the entirety of s01 

#what do you mean im reusing my own jokes just a step further #come on that crazy bi broke out of prison #put his jailor out of commision permanently #then proceeded to yeet into a different dimension- started an epic quest to get his STUFF back- ended up on a road trip to hell- #humiliated satan in front of their entire kingdom- then saved the world from the crazy son of his og jailor #then went to deal with his own crazy son #not to forget had a walkie with his sister gotten roasted and went to reconnect with his bestie anD LATER WENT TO BLOODY SAVE HIS EX #he didnt rest for two minutes look at him #dream of the endless #thesandmanedit #sandmanedit #The Sandman #Morpheus #Lord Morpheus #dream #buns.edits #buns.all