#HOWEVER AZIRAPHALE

[elliottexists]

i feel like alot of people in the good omens fandom get gender envy for crowley and wanna look like him and i kind of just nod and agree when really my brain is just like

#i dont get gender envy for crowley #idk why i just dont #HOWEVER AZIRAPHALE #pains me #to me soul #hhhhhhhhh him #good omens #good omens season two #gos2 #gender envy #crowley #aziraphale

[goosetooths]

he's connected the dots. he's connected them.

#good omens #gomens #digital art #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #my art #comic #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #aziracrow #DISCLAIMER i dont really put that much stock into the coffee theory however. #someone requested this and i thought it would be funny.

[introvert-time-art]

GOOD OMENS 2 IN 21 HOURS PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL. MY HEAD HURTS

now i give you all... stupid shit <3 drawing over some season 2 memes i've seen around and a couple of my own

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley good omens #good omens fanart #aziraphale #jim jiminez #jim good omens #im trying so hard to like him #but i just know something is gonna go wrong #my son egg and his brother cheese #i think about them a lot #muriel good omens #they however are someone i know i can love #crowley only smokes when he's really angry #good omens memes

[fagziraphale]

people keep talking abt jealous crowley or whatever in the pub bc he came over and scared that guy off like aziraphale didnt literally ask him to do that. he's not jealous they are just playing knight and princess

#however. does aziraphale sometimes like it when he ACTS jealous? yeah #but it's part of the game

[tiny-vermin]

make me feel like a millionaire

#verms stuff #good omens #eek first time posting . this kinda drawings #as in goodomen art #hope its not terrible muah #this song is #so them fo REal but this part of the song lowkey #does not match the tone of the image however who give a shit #aziraphale #crowley #verms go

[kirbylord]

i feel like i won’t be able to put this correctly but i love the difference between how azi and crowley express their love and how beelzebub and gabriel express it. like beez and gabriel love each other but they never kiss because they’re not humans, they’re ethereal/occult beings who don’t express love in human terms. and their love isn’t explicitly romantic or queerplatonic or platonic but it doesn’t matter the label except that they’re in love.

but with crowley and azi, they’ve lived among humans for 6000 years, and they like earth and humanity, they enjoy eating human food and drinking and they enjoy human music and dancing and books, and i think overtime they’ve become connected with the human experience. so, when crowley comes to terms that he loves azi and needs to express it, his first instinct is to express how humans do—by kissing him.

it doesn’t mean they’re suddenly explicitly romantic, just that they’re expressly in love, and crowley in his desperation needs to show aziraphale those feelings before it’s too late. but unfortunately, he’s always too late.

#i still like to think their relationship is not strictly romantic #they probably wouldn’t label it anyway #but in my heart of hearts i do love the idea of them being in a queerplatonic relationship #and they express however they see fit without any human expectations #they love each other in their own way and that’s all that matters #crowley #aziraphale #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #beelzebub #gabriel

[ineffableteeth]

What if the Bentley turns yellow at random because it misses Aziraphale?

#Crowley cries with the Bentley (however that works) #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowphale #ineffable husbands #gay omens #aziraphale x crowley #good omens crowley #good omens aziracrow

[idliketobeatree]

good omens as a tragedy (crowley got his slutty little waist grabbed only once when he was too high off laudanum to properly notice and next off he went to superhell)

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale #good omens s2 #crowley #good omens 1827 #i know where i'm going #good omens edinburgh #good omens shitpost #good omens brainrot #okayyy but i'm having real feelings about the difference in their remembrance of this moment #aziraphale must have written at least 5 pages worth of top secret diary entries depicting the feeling. we just didn't see it #he's never given crowley a hug before! it was a novel moment!! and he was entirely present and worried and so so fond and flirty even #absolutely ready to take care of crowley. for however long it'd take for the poison to wear off #including holding him close. #what would happen if Hell didn't notice? how would the night go? #*disintegrates into thin air* #marcela talks

[crowleyholmes]

You know it absolutely doesn't help that for some reason I have a thing for attractive noses (my friends have been making fun of me for that for Years) and then here's this TV show that stars bloody michael sheen and david tennant aka THE people who have THE ABSOLUTE NOSES and you expected me to be normal about it????

#this is a post specifically for nose people like me #i would say the target audience is probably very small #however #i've been in this fandom long enough to know that a good many of you will understand what I'm on about #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen

[nightgoodomens]

So, yeah.

#I’m not gonna say it #even though I really want to #Michael 1:0 you know who #good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #Michael sheen #David Tennant #aziracrow #clues baby #we love them #I have thoughts #but everyone interpret today however they can #my man said a lot today #soulmates #sexy times #neat #regularly grateful for your service mister legend #and the stars have aligned

[mx-anthony-janthony-crowley]

hey guys,,, consider:

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#good omens #no nightingales #south downs #south downs cottage #noah be normal about the south downs challenge (impossible) #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens season 3 speculation #<- i mean kinda. i doubt it'd actually happen however it'd be fun. and by fun i mean i'd cry for a week #neil gaiman #terry pratchett

[fearandhatred]

crowley complimenting aziraphale like "you don't look a DAY over five billion babe 😍"

#fearandhatred #or however old they are #honestly i don't even know what human age i'd place aziraphale as if i didn't know michael's age #he doesn't look a day over 5 billion that's for sure #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale

[siriusly-the-best-bi]

Ya know what’s curious to me? In Episode 2 when Crowley asks Aziraphale in the cellar whose side he’s on, Aziraphale responds “God’s, of course!”

Ya know why this is curious?

Well, for one, they’re talking about sides. Heaven and Hell. Their respective bosses. Crowley’s response of going along with Hell as far as he can makes sense, it’s what we expect to hear, but when he turns the question on Aziraphale, he doesn’t exclaim ‘heaven’s obviously!’ He immediately associates himself and his values with God directly.

Second of all, In episode 6, when talking about accepting the Metatron’s job offer as the new supreme archangel with Crowley, Aziraphale says “but heaven! Well, it’s the side of truth, of light, of good.”

For the entirety of Good Omens season 1, Aziraphale had always talked about following God’s ineffable plan, which was a noticeably different turn of phrase than those such as Gabriel used in heaven, always referring to it as the Great Plan. This is even the very thing that lead them to wiggling their way around Armageddon in the first place when confronted by Gabriel and Beelzebub.

Aziraphale has always made the distinction that he is an angel and does good because he believes that God is good and he trusts in their design.

Now I might just be loosing it, it is nearly 3am, but this sudden distinction and the choice of Aziraphale to not only discuss heaven in such a manner, but to refer to it as an entire Side, and use the adjectives he uses to describe heaven when we’ve only ever seen or heard him talk about God this way… it just all plays very intentional to me. It feel’s weird.

Especially once you take into consideration the flashbacks we’re shown of Beelzebub and Gabriel discussing the failed Armageddon in their little pub rendezvous. They never once mention their respect ‘boss’. Gabriel says “we are ready for round two.” And Beelzebub’s response is “as are we.” This we that they’re referring to isn’t God. It’s not Satan. They’re talking about the beings who reside in these respective places. The Angels and the Demons. And the conversation then continues with Gabriel admitting, “everyone in Heaven is all like, ‘Well, you’re the commander-in-chief, can’t you just make the war happen anyway?’ Like, I make the rules.” And whats Beelzebub’s response? “That’s exactly what my lot said.”

The pressure isn’t coming from God anymore. In the past, like seen in the Job episode, when there were divine tasks at hand they were dealt with by the angels for God, and God was directly involved in finding the outcome. There was no going through management or filing paperwork or monitoring miracles. And hey, I get it. As time evolves along with the humans, so does everything else.

My question is, is it possible that with these evolutions in the human world, that Heaven and Hell have perhaps learned a thing or two from humanity as well? Already they’ve mimicked the clothing, the office spaces, the entire design of heaven and hell down to the management hierarchy. Is it possible that these wars and these fights aren’t being started by God anymore, but an act of civil war amongst the Angels and Demons? We already see Michaels urge for power and control paralleled and almost foiled by Shax’s drive for control and power and both were the driving factors between any of the Major problems this season that lead to major conflicts between Heaven and Hell.

That brings us of course, to the Metatron. Who is he and where exactly did he come from? When did his position become necessary and why wasn’t he present as the ‘voice of god’ in the job minisode? Why suddenly are all of God’s plans, only being carried out by him?

Do you want to know why I think Gabriel was being demoted and not sent to Hell as a fallen angel? Because I don’t think they can. I think that’s something only God can do, but what kind of fear and control would that hold over all the busy bee’s? No, no, instead, let’s frame it as a Kindness. Heaven won’t cast you out because it will make them look bad! because it’s happened before, so they have no choice but to play a game of politics to keep everyone in check.

But here’s my question. Has there been a fallen angel since the great war? Why is it that after all this time, Aziraphale hasn’t fallen time and time again? Why is it that instead of an Angel falling from grace to join the armies of hell, the response to an act of rebellion is absolute destruction. The same could be said for hell. If you have demons walking around that are doing good, wouldn’t that simply just re-spark their halo’s? Why is it that they’d be destroyed by Holy Water instead of simply returning to Heaven?

It’s because God plays an ineffable game of their own design. They’re not playing with earth, or humanity. They’re toying with the Angels and the Demons. It’s why they’re placing bets with Satan.

When Crowley’s attempting to convince Aziraphale to run away for the last time, he doesn’t say Fuck God and Fuck whatever game this is, we don’t need to be a part of it. He says Heaven and Hell are toxic we need to get away from them.

It’s just so curious to me how this season has carefully and slowly taken us away from the idea of God and God’s Ineffable Plan and instead led us into this drama between Heaven and Hell, no mention of God whatsoever. No narrator.

#thoughts anyone? #genuinely curious if i just need a fucking nap #but also idk this time watching it really just struck me #when theyre discussing sides in the job minisode #they’re talking about heaven and hell #when the question is turned back on Aziraphale however #unlike crowleys answer of ‘i go along with hell as far as i can’ he doesnmt even mention Heaven #he goes straight to god #uk what thats a good point #let me add that into the post rq hold on #fuck me i went back to add the little paragraph and went on a tangent #it is now nearly 4am #so #ahem #shit #i hope this is even vaguely coherent and that people see it #i hope it doesn’t get swallowed by the void cause i think im onto something but im so tired #bi.f.shit #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable divorcées #ineffable husbands #good omens spoilers #good omens meta #good omens analysis

[seefasters]

ok i know i'm approaching "i never noticed she's holding a plate of corn" levels of gomens posting here but aziraphale seems to own at least 4 near identical coats and it's cracking me up a bit

there's his regular coat (long, beige, big pockets on each side)

there's his in house coat (white-greyish, two sets of pockets, smaller lapels, and it also looks to be made from a thicker fabric) i call it his in house coat because he only ever wears it inside. here's him getting maggie's note in the grey coat

and here's him in the next scene in her shop, now in the regular coat

the third coat is his detective/newspaperman coat

long, same color as his regular coat, no pockets, lots of useless buttons, weird things on his shoulders, and it seems to be slightly too big for him and finally there's the 1941 coat

it's nearly identical to his regular coat except it's darker and thicker, and the lapels have this weird triangular shape. coincidentally, crowley's lapels in the present day are in the same style/shape

#i checked and all of them except for the detective coat were present in season 1 as well so it is probably common knowledge #however i dont care. when season 1 aired i was sane and wasnt paying attention to aziraphale's coats #and he had to find and buy them all too #well he probably went to a tailor but you know #i appreciate that he adapts his clothes to the situation while also keeping them nearly identical. fascinating little man #gomens #good omens

[skullfragments]

"I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?" "Well, you were dead." "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while." "I will doubt again." "There will never be a need."

True love! a bit ineffable, wouldn't you say?

I think that Good Omens is similar to The Princess Bride in that both are full of humor and maybe don't take themselves too seriously, but are also full of love <3

Happy Valentine's Day! Have a little silliness and a smooch!

more princess omens

#I DID IT #IT'S ALMOST 1AM BUT I FINISHED IT #pls say nice things only i'm not overly confident in this one #ESPECIALLY the first page #asjfldjf #also i kinda hate this formatting on tumblr but idk how to make it better #figured i'd make the kiss the big pic #ik westley and buttercup dont cry during their reunion #however it has always made me the softest i've ever been #and so i made these two cry like i want to when i watch it #just a little though #good omens #good omens fanart #princess omens #the princess bride #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #sara does art #as usual i changed the dialogue a bit so it's more ~them #srsly how does buttercup not cry when reunited with her presumed to be dead true love #obv i love the humor of her pushing him down the hill just to roll after him #but tbh i would've been screaming/crying/etc a lot more #anyway #happy valentine's day #<3 #yelling as i hit post!

[galaxgay]

"The coffee brainwashed Aziraphale" my brother in christ [no relation] Aziraphale is already brainwashed

#i dont subscribe to coffee theory as canon #however as fanon/fanworks i will take as much as i can get my grubby little hands on #also im just teasing #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable idiots #crowley #aziraphale #good omens s2 #coffee theory