#Hazbin hotel incorrect quotes

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Husker: (watches Angel pour himself his tenth glass of wine) Another one? Your body's supposed to be a temple.

Angel: My body is a Catholic church. Filled with wine, bread, and guilt.

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[voxaholic]

Unhinged AO3 Tags + Hazbin Hotel (But It’s Mostly VoxVal)

credit goes to @gabrielsbubblegumbitch for the idea

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[multi-fandom-imagine]

Reader: Did it hurt it when you fell?

Adam: From what? heaven? Or in Looove? *Laying on the ground mask broken*

Reader: Dear...As much as I would looove to save your ego...

Reader: YOU JUST FACE PLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!

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[hazbincorrect-quotes]

Lucifer (seductively): Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?  Alastor: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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[inuhalfdemon]

Honestly.. Alastor just looks like anyone I've seen work in retail approx. 37 seconds after they've gotten back home.

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[hazbinhotelincorrectquotes]

Valentino: *dies*

Huskerdust: *fucks*

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[jackielikestea]

Angel talking to Cherri about Husk.

Angel: “Look at his hat and his dumb outfit. I have to him!”

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[theineffableoystercatcher]

Lucifer: Charlie, what do you want to be when you grow up? You can be anything you want.

Baby Charlie: I want to be like you!

Lucifer:

Lucifer: You can be anything except that.

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[hazbinincorrect]

Angel: Don’t preach to me about romance, Vaggie. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.

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[vaggietheangel]

Adam:You know, you can't spell independent without dependent.

Vaggie:And you can't spell "go fuck yourself" without fuck you!

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[nostalgic-woodwind]

Incorrect Quotes (Hazbin Hotel Agere Edition)

Original Source: Pouting Match (Baby Looney Tunes)

Husk: *wiping down the bar counter*

Crymini (regressed to five years old): *walks over to the bar with a facepaint kit in her hands* “Whatcha’ doing, Papa?”

Husk: “I’m just cleaning, sweetie.”

Crymini: *holds up facepaint kit* “Wouldn’t you rather have your face painted?”

Husk: “Not right now, I have to clean up the rest of the bar. Why don’t you go ask Charlie to let you paint her face instead?”

Crymini: “But I wanna paint your face…”

Husk: “You can pout all you want, but I have to keep cleaning.”

Crymini: *crosses her arms and pouts with a sulky look on her face* “Hmph.”

Husk: “Kid, I said no. I can’t have you paint my face right now.”

*Time skip to a few minutes later. Crymini had just finished painting Husk’s face. His face is decorated with messily-painted skulls and hearts.*

Crymini: *happy with her work* “There! Now, isn’t that much better?”

Husk: *sighs* “I just hope Angel or Alastor don’t see me like this…”

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[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Lesbian Visibility Week

Vaggie: (walks into the bar wearing a hi-viz reflective vest over her uniform top, and an equally glaring harness strapped around her hips and upper thighs)

Angel: ...........

Husk: ........... (Starts mixing Vaggie her usual Paloma)

Vaggie: (sits down at the bar and takes the drink) Thanks, Husk.

Husk: Don't mention it.

Angel: ............So.... is there a reason why you're dressed like a safety coordinator for a BDSM club? I think the nurses down in Sloth can see you.

Vaggie: (glares daggers) Because it's-

Charlie: It's Lesbian Visibility Week!!!

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[angel-syzygy]

angel dust: are you ignoring me because i said if i pegged the mothman, his ass would jiggle ?

husk: no, i’m ignoring you because i asked if you would pick mothman over me and you had to think about it for five minutes

husk: and you STILL SAID MOTHMAN

(i am NOT talking about valentino i am talking about the cryptid mothman from point pleasant west virginia that may or may not be real and may or may not be sandhill cranes/owls)

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[zer0brainc3lls]

Incorrect hazbin quote

Younger charlie woke up from a nightmare: dad can you sing me a song.. *sniff* a happy one?

Lucifer: sure can sweetie, … 🎶a duck walked up to the lemonade stand-🎶

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[thishazbinsomeincorrectquotes]

Niffty, chasing Angel Dust down the street: "SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN-" *trips and faceplants into the street*

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[drowninnoodles]

I don't know

don't tag it as radiostatic please

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