#He gets all the bitches somehow

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Makoto and Taka are gay. I'm such a sucker for them to get together. Love IshiMondo, but c'mon. They're gay. Look at those sparks, lol. Nah, just, Makoto being a good friend while also having some feelings for Taka while Taka is trying to just...deal with the death of Mondo is killing me. Also, just one sided feelings is a funny thing for me about them. I want them to be happy and get together, but I hate myself.

#Makoto is just like that ya know #He gets all the bitches somehow #I need to learn his ways #sam's talky talks #danganronpa #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #makoto naegi #kiyotaka ishimaru #kiyotaka x makoto #naegishi??? #naeishi

[luck-of-the-drawings]

my TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD, VAMPIRES N COWBOYS... deacon keller is SUCH a fun character, hes charming and funny but ALSO formidable and STRONG when he feels he needsta be. i hope him and arthur can get a chance to talk more and be better friends. l ike really good friend s. . like. like really good f. hangon i gotta go i think i hauve rabies.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #deacon keller #arthur bennett #OOUGUGHHAAOGUguguhh i feel so cringe whenever i ship two characters. like theyre not even REAL #why cant i be more 'hyperfixated' on getting bitched or something. CHRIST. anwyay i want em to hold hands or smth. yknow. freak stuff. #SO DEACON KELLER!! HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR TALKIN ABT THIS PLACE GETTING ATTACKED.. WE SAW HIM APPROACHING #AND THEN THE WHOLE FEAST PORTION OF THE PARTY HAPPENED N HE GOT STUCK #BUT HE KNEEEWW HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR SOMEHOW!! i just think thats neat. hes dedicated to protecting his people. hes respectable!! #GOD he doesnt even have that much screen time but i LOVE HIMMM n his silly lil shadow steed named Sunshine.. like cmon.... ugh..... #hes sweet n hes funny and he CAARES about the things hes in charge of on some levels. he certainly does his best to look after his own. #god idk what else to write here other than how much hes been on my MMMIND lately. the doctors are still running diagnostiscs #i just think hes so neat... also i think its funny that hes afraid o snakes. OH YKNOW lemme just talk abt my damn art. first o all this too #SSSOOO LONG. WEEKS EVEN.IVE BEEN WORKIN ON IT SINCE EP 5 WAS ON PATREON.it was sposed to be justa buncha doodles but then it Evolved #idk man...cowboys are just so cool...especially w VAMP POWERS..fastest shot in the west for a REASON BABY...n with the red smoke #n the glowing eyes..CMOn thats so cool i hadta get my visions into reality. the eyes were inspired by the music video for RATTLESNAKE (kglw #that where the IM THE SERPENT lines come from.lyrics from tha song.ooh yeah i love kglw so much...i also have other hidden messages here #i like to hide things...ALSO ALSO. I HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE W SO MUCH O THIS. the two bits with arthur n deacon biting eachother. AGONY #POSES ARE SO HHARRDDD SAME WITH THAT doodle o arthur slammin deacons head into the ground. WEEKS to get that pose RIGHT. I BLED SO MUCH #OHH AND GUNS???COWBOYHATS?? HIS GAY LIL JACKET? W THE DANGLIES?? AGOONYYY IT TOOK SO LONG TO PERFECT IT..especialy guns. OUUUHH #i also dont draw mustaches enough... which sucks bc im weak for a good mustache... BUT i think im doing pretty well on that. #it was hard but yknow what!! i think i did good! i rly like how this all turned out!! EXCEPT FOR THA FUCKIN RIBBON BOW THING I FORGOT TODRA #IN THE TOP RIGHT... THAT I JSUT NOTICED...its fine its fine i dont care that much. this is good enough to FEAST upon so im content n happy. #anyway i gotta leave ina few hours to start TRAINING for my NEW JOB!! CHEER FOR ME!! TRUCK IS A BLACKJACK DEALER NOW!! IEAAAHHH BABYYYY!!!! #thanku for reading my weird lil scrolls i bury beneath my posts. if u leave tags i WILL absorb them. and feel joy.

[snufkins-boot]

Dc x dp idea: take one of those ‘Danny is Damian’ AUs, take a ‘Danny is Persephone’ AU, AND MASH THAT SHIT UP.

right so start off with the usual: Damian runs away and takes the name Danny, gets adopted by the Fentons etc. right?

When the bats find Damian they don’t find him in Amity no no no they find him in the ghost zone, site John Constantine bs or smth. And naturally this is a ghost king Danny AU so his ass is in full regalia and when asked he avoids the question, because how do you explain to the family you haven’t seen in years that you’re now the queen of the afterlife because you beat the fuck out of a god after you ran away and FUCKING DIED?!

But the bats and they won’t leave shit alone so they dig and shit and find out WHOOPDE FUCKING DOO HES MARRIED. Now make this who you want, I’m going everlasting trio because why the fuck not. TWO OF EM.

So Danny gets hoes and they believe that he got Persephoned or some shit, because not their precious little spawn of Satan, Nuh uh. He’s not dead, YOURE IN DENIAL. They meet the trio through unfortunate events and that solidifies it more that he got Persephoned as in their mind it cruel plant goddess and tech geek pharaoh, who frankly has no thoughts.

Add some flavour and have Sam be called king or something. Because I like to think that the infinite realms base their titles off your perception. Sam is mean and scary and thus king where as Danny is relatively sweet and generally popular among the residents of the infinite realms so he is their queen. And tucker is pharaoh. Duh.

#dcxdp #dc #danny phantom #danny phantom crossover #writing prompts #batman #MORE FLAVOUR ADD JON IN SOMEHOW ON WHATEVER SIDE YOU LIKE #I’ve really not got much to add to the tags right now I think I put it all in the post #Jason: no way he gets bitches he’s being used! (he’s mad he gets NONE) #ghost king danny

[steppesliver]

when you ignore the context of marty cheating for the 10th time this really is one of the most beautiful quotes all show

#or don't even ignore god knows i like marty the way he is. somehow #me and the “this too shall pass” insane bitch i pulled with my “the universe forgives all” vibe #in a show where so much of the plot is engraved in nature & the visuals are so green + it kind of ends with rust looking into a cosmic void #then i suppose this line gets even more meaning. it all rots into nothingness and forgives all #true detective

[rotisseries]

the anger and hatred i feel for the "robin wouldn't date nancy cause of steve" rhetoric is literally unmatched by any other force on planet earth

#I will murder each and every one of you with a chainsaw this isn't even about shipping this is about the way you guys talk about shit #I will fucking have your head I will grow a garden of violets and lavender and use your mashed up bones as fertilizer #I will drown you in a pool of your own blood #I will carpet bomb your house I will visit a rage upon you so horrendous it will make the rapture look like a nice family vacation #I want you people to eat shit #<-that. is all copypasted from discord bitching #but anyway. steve has moved the fuck on and if he hasn't he should it's been like 2 years #and while there's obviously a statute of limitations on dating friend's exes st*ncy ending has exceeded that #now we're at the point where it would only matter if it was a shitty ex which nancy is NOT. #“she broke steve's heart🥺” this literally ain't about him idc quit making robin's dating life about steve #also you guys just don't get lesbians if anyone is gonna date a friend's ex it IS a lesbian #you literally don't have to like ronance but I am so tired of people talking about it like this situation would be wrong somehow #they're literally already friends dating isn't even that much of a jump #also you guys have no sense of fun I like messy shit you could make that messy if you wanted #stranger things #ronance #anyway. tis the misogyny hydra again I think

[jrueships]

https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/1712166167572361344

josh says people saying stuff about stef ticks him off 😭 that's the meanest he'll ever get off the field 😭

that was kinda... 😏😏😏

and i definitely know stef feels the same... 😏

" tired of hearing all this nonsense... lot of guys in this league that have that same fire that don't get talked about, but--"

" frankly that kind of ticks me off when people wanna say stuff about him, but... we'll keep that all internal here 🙂🙃🫥."

this is allen at his boiling point omg 😭😭 held back by pr

#reporter: we talked to josh and we asked him a question about y- #stef smirks in Yeah. I Bet You Did. Bitch.😎 we're a two packaged deal. inseparable 😎 (insufferable) im his right hand man. his silly rab- #the sassy pose and the fond smile. theyre so untouchable dramatic ass top of the foodchain powercouple it's Unreal. #WHERE IS THE RPF!?!??!?!???? #josh and allen sooooo fucked after this #fucked HARRRRD bro fucked HARD #and they were both soo ready for it like you cant tell me they didnt fuck nasty after this HELLO #we cant always bet on them winning but the fuck nasty is surely guranteed #diggs had the bed all set up with romantic candlelight and roses and josh hurdled over all that shit just to hold him in his arms #josh caught on fire a little bit but diggs patted the flames down before he could notice #all the snow piled up around their home in buffalo could not muffle the 'youre my qb.. ure my qb' pants& moans which shake those very walls #josh '🙃🙃' the hell outta this interview #he said YOU may not understand diggs horrors but **I** DO!!@@! **I** UNDERSTAND. I GET THEM. #the frustration of seeing everyone hate on his husband when he knows all of that pales in how much stef hates himself #AND THAT MAKES JOSHS LITTLE STUNNED FACE ALL THE MORE SAD LIKE. HES SO HURT FOR STEF. #AND HE JUST KNOWS. he KNOWS the public is gonna spin this horribly. make stef the diva they always degrade him as #josh has CONSTANTLY with like a bear pacing around the cracked glass enclosure barely disguised rage #defended stef from misinterpretation and disdained the diva drama so vehemently #so everytime josh messes up or stef messes up or they lose all josh is thinking and feeling is 'im fucking this up for him even more #i dont care if theyre gonna be mad at me. diggs is hurting. somehow some way. diggs is gonna get Hurt. #and i cant do anything but talk. and i cant even do that well. #it's all my fault i cant do anything im so stupid im so stupid' #saint bernard song 1 hour #that single wide eyed stare he gives his wr bcs all he can do is stare as stef's pain surges #it's not fear of stef as the media tries to portray for qbwr tension. it's fear For stef. #he knows theres hurt. and he knows theres gonna be even more hurting. and. the nail. he knows he cant do anything to help it from stopping #'why couldnt i throw better. i need to just run it to lessen the chances. i need to do something. i need to be better. i have to be better' #meanwhile diggs could care less abt what everyone else thinks about him. he just cares abt how josh thinks. about josh #stef wants to perform well so josh can actually feel well. be able to express anything he wants without worry or treading #diggs/allen

[ccarrot]

Why tf is chuuya a vampire anyways BRO HOW DID YOU GET TURNED

#he EITHER #a. got jumped by someone he trusted or. #b. got bit on purpose. #hear me out! in almost ALL of his appearances in the main manga chuuya shows up to carry out mori's orders or to service mori in some way #chuuya is also the port mafia executive we see on the field most frequently #(verlaine's in the basement. kouyou came out like twice just to be weird about kyouka and ace was a bitch) #and like. mori and kouyou... and verlaine too ig.. are conspicuously awol since ch 89 or smth. perhaps. #perhaps they sent chuuya out on some kind of mission. maybe TO bust out dazai. and they need Fyodor to be blindsided somehow. #so chuuya needs to be a vampire. #and they're relying on dazai filling in the other half of the plan and soukoku's unbreakable gay bond to prevent it from going haywire. #now the next question why's chuuya in civvies? #was he like. 'fine boss i'll go with your plan. but if i'm getting turned into a mindless puppet monster thing at least let me look cunty.“

[nastylillad]

Please....I need Barnaby or Eddie [would love it if it was both] in the rabbit costumes....

lets hear it for the big girls

they wouldnt normally be bunnies but if someone calls out and the manager tells u to get dressed...u better get fuckin DRESSED

#playfellowxxx #two of the thiccest bitches #i think frank might die if he saw eddie like this #and wally would see barns and be like oh wow i can see ur whole [redacted][redacted]and ur [redacted] with the [redacted] #barnaby would be a bad bunny cuz he wouldnt change his personality at all hed just be his goofy self. still somehow gets regulars #eddie is pretty shy so he usually hangs around howdys bar or just runs drinks #debating on making the creechur the manager lmao itd be funny.....7 inch tall scary af idiot #ok byeee <3333

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i want nothing more than for Ezra & Thrawn to be not enemies, not friends, but a secret third thing - roommates

#sorry to be star wars posting on main but im star wars posting on main #i just think it would be so fucking funny #if they all get to thrawn and he & ezra are just chillin with space martinis #sabine: where's ezra 🔫>:(🔫 #thrawn: literally just turn your head to the left #but fr though has anyone... Asked if thrawn wants to be Involved??? #maybe hes done. maybe hes retired. #same with ezra #theyre busy stealing each others leftovers and fighting over the thermostat #whatever goes on in the galaxy is none of their business. they have Removed Themselves from the situation #i hope they Genuinely Dislike each other but theyre like... bonded like stray cats now #thats what trans-galactic purrgil travel does to a mf #ultimate roadtrip arc.... #i hope it made them both simultaneously worse and better <3 #i hope ezra does literally anything and thrawn is like 'this fucking kid... (derogatory. annoyed. tired. somehow emotionally attached)' #ahsoka and sabine turn up and thrawn is shoving ezra at them like Please Take Him Back Let Me Have Peace #while ezra is like 'awwww youd miss me too much (malicious. snarky. tired. somehow emotionally attached)' #of course its not gonna go like this. theyre gonna have thrawn be all like 'muahaha finally i have been rescued so that i may be eeeevilll' #not my thrawn but Whatever.... #hes a bad bitch but let him be. let him slay in retirement #and ezra's gonna be this wise jedi sage who's unlocked the secrets of the force blah blah blah #not MY blueberry boy but Whatever.... #i hope he's cloud-surfing with purrgil. living his best life #absolutely unprompted #ahsoka series #WAIT NO I WANT ONE OTHER THING #i need zeb & kallus to be gay married on lira san thankyew <3 #(also for ahsoka's lekku/montrals to be longer but we all know thats not gonna happen....) #(every day i look at live-action shaak ti and sigh) #(at least we get a stellar loth cat animatronic instead of weird cgi <3)

[seeminglyseph]

Todd in the Shadows jumping in with the steel chair of fact checking to make my weekend complete

#using the gif twice because it’s the same bitch #james somerton #todd in the shadows #the hbomberguy video was like popping out of my little fog and realizing ‘hey I wasn’t wrong he is a liar’ #and now I get to dance in a little validation circle of not feeling crazy anymore #because somehow all this shit I thought I knew and understood about the world and queer culture was being undercut by one very popular guy #who a bunch of people kept quoting and referencing despite the fact I was sure it wasn’t quite right but people really really liked him #so it’s like ‘I can see clearly now the clouds are gone’ or something

[cinnamon-phrog]

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic [this can be seen both ways sdfgffdsdfg]

Later that day

Writing says 'using tweezers', he fell in a bush trying to get her flowers <33

[Text says: DNI if you’re proship/comship/dhmis gatekeeper, I see Yellow as an adult personally. I don’t mind other peoples’ headcanons as long as you’re respectful to people who have different interpretations.]

#🎨🌻 #selfship #selfshipper #selfshipping #fictional other #f/o #s/i x canon #canon x s/i #self insert x canon #canon x self insert #dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #dont hug me im scared #putting my selfship stuff back into the dhmis tag after getting too scared to after a few weird interactions #the 'me and the bad bitch a pulled by being autistic' line might remind you of that weird ableism discourse that goes around ever so often #i see yellow as autistic but i don't think he is canonically and anyone who says you're infantilising him for hc'ing him as a kid- #even though i see him as an adult myself that reasoning always upset me so dw not all of us think that way it's just sadly somehow common. #is wrong. see him how you wish just don't be pushy about it and that goes for both types of people #i've got drawings of red and duck too that i plan to post today >;3 maybe tomorrow idk

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Idc what anyone says, Oropher would love to meet his grandchild and grandchildren via Miriel.

Everyone: They’re KINSLAYERS!

Oropher:

Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck?

#lord of the rings #silmarillion #lotr #thranduil #lotr elves #feanor #miriel #sons of feanor #Oropher #shamelessly pushing my ‘miriel and thranduil are twins agenda’ #oropher does not care about the murder #only grandchildren #so does Cloudryad obviously #feanor and his kids in mandos #getting jumped by the grandparents he didn’t even onow he had #who unconditionally love him and his kids regardless of their mess #dior inthe halls: they’re kinslayers! they deserve everything they get and more! #Cloudryad pulling out her sword she somehow still has in the halls: you wanna say that agin you lil bitch? :) #feanor: *watching all this go down in a daze* what the fuck #oropher: where do you think you got it from? #oropher @ his wife: GO FOR THE KNEECAPS BABE!

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Mozart: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Theodorus: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Arthur: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #incorrect ikevamp quotes #ikevamp mozart #ikevamp theodorus #ikevamp theo #ikevamp arthur #everything about this post just sends me into fits #mozart out here canceling everyone (stay toxic LMFAO) #theo (king shit) being like 'it aint that deep' #louder for the bitches in the back #and then there's arthur hilariously just 'yeah im cool with [horrendous thing]' for the memes #somehow im all three of them at the same time /j #man why can i see dazai having a field day with diskhorse (discourse) #he would legit be out here throwing the hottest and most questionable takes imaginable #he gets death threats and he thinks its hilarious #that man would have been too powerful in the superwholock era #he would have said benedict cumberbatch looks like an alien #and then hid in a bomb shelter laughing #he keeps giving the mansion news using the november 5th destiel meme and everyone wants to throttle him #that man would thrive on tumblr fr #source: incorrect quotes generator

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

To be honest the dialogue in twd is absolute ass sometimes but the actors deliver their lines with so much conviction that it kinda slips by. You yell that convoluted sentence with your whole cunt, girl.

#this post was sitting in my drafts for months but a line from Fear made me remember it again #''I will do what you tried to do to me only I won't miss'' #translation: I will succeed where you failed but I won't fail #yeah bitch the floor here is made of floor #also for context nobody ''missed''. The thing he tried to do was shove him into a room full of walkers #and he did. successfully #he just somehow didn't fucking die or get a single scratch on him #this show is getting way more entertaining as it goes along but it's still stupid #also thinking bout ''we are the walking dead'' ''no we aint'' ''no you're right we aint'' #thanks for shitting on Rick's metaphor dude. that was almost poignant. #and ''we got one enemy. we aint the walking dead'' ok slay I guess those two statements were related. vaguely. I think. #sorry kinda roasting Daryl specifically here. He's not the worst offender these are the only lines I can think of off the top of my head rn #also a LOT of the dialogue is interchangable between characters. #Daryl's ''Jimmy'' story in his spinoff was just a Negan monologue. hell Rick could even have told it. #they would have said it differently but again that's down to the actors. #all of this is light hearted ofc #I mean all that really matter is I'm Having A Good Time #twd #ftwd

[welcometogrouchland]

Also in the replies of the Steph concept art on twitter announcing she was gonna be in a new project at DC (posted by Travis Mercer), there were at least 3 comments saying "will Tim be there?" I don't care how hard you ship timsteph I'm exploding you with my eyeballs if you do that on my girls post again

#ramblings of a lunatic #taking a step back to acknowledge that my stanning may be getting overzealous #but then again I'm not in ppls quotes or replies I'm vagueing on an entirely different website with no relevant tags. it could be worse #anyway I know tims had it rough these past couple of months ever since zdarsky shifted focus of the batman title to have less tim #but it still feels. idk. just a wee bit uninspired to act like steph can't go two steps without tim being behind her #im ngl i like timsteph when they're cute but timsteph twitter has been. pissing me off a tad lately #the refusal to acknowledge the sexism in dixons robin run and how it impacts stephs writing and their relationships writing #the refusal to acknowledge tims occasional condescension and hypocrisy when it comes to stephs vigilantism #seemingly only wanting her to be spoiler when he wants her around and telling her to give it up most of the time #also the constant disrespect of stephs batgirl era on there weirdly enough? #I've harped on about this on main and in drafts but despite it's flaws it's a good turn for stephs character #she's the focus she gets development (an upward trajectory! which had previously been unheard of for her! bc she did have flaws as spoiler- #-its just that both writers and characters alike seemed to arbitrarily decide she didn't have the capacity to grow past them! but she did!) #hell i saw a BIZARRE take today i just have to bitch about #which was them saying that Batgirl was a ''heteronormative mask'' steph put on #with spoiler being her more authentic self (and this being paralleled to gender expression with stephs isolation from the batfam as spoiler- #-showing how she ''wasnt like them'') #which. I'm not denying you the view that spoiler has a certain genderific swag to her but the needless dragging of her batgirl persona #steph got treated badly as spoiler bc she was A Girl. it's genuinely that simple dixon felt batman and robin would never stand for a girl- #-running around doing the things they did and would need to chivalrously stop her. he's gone on record saying this #she's constantly getting belittled by mostly men (cass also dismisses her but it feels distinctly less gendered) #and in the end it's barbara who learns to give steph a second chance despite her mistakes and they have a positive relationship #something ppl are quick to dismiss as being in and of itself sexist bc they're pairing the two girls off together #as if batgirl isn't a legacy and as if babs and steph don't have parallels in their resilience and refusal to accept when ppl tell them no #for better and for worse!! #like. idk how you took the strongest feminist element in that comic (bc there are elements of sexism here and there! 2009 n all) #and somehow turn it into ''heteronormativity'' YOU PPL ARE JUST SAYING WORDS AT THIS POINT!!! #anyway. someone take away my internet access

[ezdotjpg]

obviously tp sets up a storyline where midna slowly starts to respect link through his deeds which I think is wonderful but I also love to envision that there’s a moment where she realizes under his very real country good boy goodness he’s got a little bit of an attitude. like there’s just a “oh so he’s a BITCH” moment. and that’s when they really bond. he can go toe to toe with her without folding

#it my LINK and I get to CHOOSE THE HEADCANONS NOT SUBSTANTIATED IN THE TEXT #anyway. she admires his ability to be a bitch without saying anything at all somehow #bonus wolf #for reference #textdotjpg #i think every link should get to be just a little bit snarky #under the correct circumstances #it doesn’t negate being kind #get u a man who can do both #ACTUALLY U KNOW WHAT it IS substantiated by the text have u seen the look he gives midna every time she jumps on him #after turning into a wolf #the little huff