Obey Me! Characters As Types of Couples Youâd Be
A/N: No one requested this đ But I couldnât stop thinking about it while I was working at the coffee shop all day so here you go :)
Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, and Solomon
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Lucifer: The Old Married Couple
You two are the extremely established couple. Anyone who knows of your existence knows youâve been together FOREVER
You have a perfect morning routine together that involves helping each other get dressed and cooking breakfast, and you guys get out the door on time every morning.
Everyone laughs at you for your duality. One minute youâll be intensely arguing over who has to do the dishes, and the next youâre cuddling up to one another and kissing
You guys get on each otherâs nerves a LOT
But youâll always be each otherâs rocks. At the end of the day, coming home and seeing him gives you so much comfort.
You canât keep any secrets from each other, and why would you want to anyway? Thereâs nothing about you that he wouldnât love
Youâll support each other through anything, and no matter what life throws at you, you always make it work â€ïž
Mammon: The âRide or Dieâ Couple
Youâre the âmost likely to survive a zombie apocalypseâ pair.
Like if any of your friends could bring a couple to a back alley fight, theyâd pick you.
Youâre practically inseparable. Every time someone sees one of you, the other is soon seen tagging along behind them.
âPartners in crimeâ is your nickname from the brothers đ
You always go on missions together, fiercely protecting one another against your enemies. Youâd take a bullet for him any day and heâd do the same for you!
And itâs not just in physical fights either. If anyone ever dares to talk shit about you in front of him, he will tear them to shreds. Similarly, all the brothers know not to tease Mammon too much around you.
Leviathan: The Anti-Social Couple
People wonât see or hear from you for DAYS.
In fact if it werenât for your couple twitch streams, they might assume you were dead đ
Your friends know that if you arenât given at least two weeks prior notice, you wonât be showing up to an event.
And early mornings? Yeah forget it. You two wonât untangle yourselves from each othersâ arms until at least noon.
Which leads to a lot of late night anime marathons or gaming sessions! Dinners consist of ramune sodas and cup noodles, followed by a dessert of snack cakes.
Youâll go back and forth between hyperfixating on the same franchise, and not speaking to each other while on your own separate devices. Each cycle lasts about three hours.
Satan: The Smart Couple
You two are constantly fighting for the top spots in your classes.
To the innocent stranger, you could be mistaken as enemies. You engaged in heated debates, and often had different points of view.
But during study hall, people would find you curled up on a couch in the library with you in his lap as you both read your books.
On the rare occasion that you agreed on something, you were an unstoppable team against the opposing side. Youâd eat them alive and leave zero crumbs.
Despite the debating, you guys are always proud of each other. He cheers the loudest when youâre awarded top exchange student at an assembly, and youâre practically his campaign manager when he runs for class representative.
Cute study dates where you wind up collapsed on top of him on the floor, books and coffee cups strewn everywhere <3
Lucifer comes in and covers you both with a blanket đ„șđ
Asmodeus: The Aesthetic Couple
Youâre each othersâ official photographers. If someone looked through your phones, theyâd be full of well shot pictures of the two of you both together and solo.
You guys at the mall, you eating ice cream, him at the book store, you guys at the coffee shopâŠ
And of course each photo shoot goes straight to devil gram. Youâre practically an influencer couple, and everyone ships you so hard.
You guys took some spicy pics in lingerie together and they went VIRAL đ„
Every time you go literally anywhere, random strangers will come up to you and tell you youâre the most beautiful couple theyâve ever seen
Most people didnât know which one of you they were more jealous of, sometimes leading to them beginning to question their sexuality đ
You have the same sense of style and always have the coolest outfits. At every event, you always look the best, and everyone is constantly raving about it afterwards.
Stealing each otherâs clothes, shoes, jewelry, makeup, and bags is completely normal. Whatâs Asmoâs is yours and whatâs yours is Asmoâs đ„°
Beelzebub: The Cuddly Couple
Also known as the âPDA couple.â
You guys HAVE to be touching in some way at all times! Whether itâs linking pinkies, his hand in your back pocket, your arm around his waist⊠if youâre in the same room, youâre practically attached at the hip.
You can never seem to be close enough to him when cuddling. Even if your noses are touching, heâs gripping onto you tightly and telling you to get closer.
You guys love feeding each other, much to the annoyance of the brothers
You sitting on his lap is his favorite form of non-sexual intimacy. He just loves how small you are compared to him, straddling his lap like a koala with your little legs dangling off the chair. Heâll play with your hair and tuck your head into the crook of his neck, smiling down at you affectionately.
Leaving the house without giving each other a kiss is practically sacrilege đ
You have sickeningly cute food-themed nicknames for each other. Cupcake, honey bunch, sweetie pie, love muffin, cookieâŠ
Belphegor: The Rebellious Couple
You two are always either plotting or executing some sort of diabolical scheme.
You plan the best pranks, and they get talked about for years afterwards. No one else could ever top them
As a result, a lot of your dates happen when youâre both grounded to the attic as punishment.
It was honestly stupid of Lucifer to consider a night trapped in the same dark room full of nothing but cozy blankets as a punishment. You didnât need anything to entertain you when you had each other.
Youâd make the worldâs coolest blanket fort and hold each other close in it all night, foreheads pressed together as you talked for hours between kisses
You two never get in trouble without the other though, because that would mean you get punished separately :(
Feeding off of each othersâ chaotic energy in class and annoying the teacher until you both get sent off to detention
Running away from Lucifer together, laughing and holding hands as he chases after you
Diavolo: The Power Couple
The two of you together are truly fit for royalty. All his subjects agreed that you were the rightful rulers of the Devildom.
You were a symbol of peace and love, making everyone feel safe and cared for
You always attended charity events together, making speeches and bonding with demons who needed help
You two throw the BEST parties. Your ballroom outfits are the envy of all, and everyone canât help but swoon at the sight of you dancing the night away đ„°
You guys do interviews together, smiling at each other as you discuss your relationship with the public
Shielding each other from paparazzi, nonchalantly striding past them holding hands
âMC and Diavoloâ becomes the new standard by which all other iconic couples are held.
Your fairytale wedding was the most watched program in the history of the Devildom â€ïž
Barbatos: The Dependable Couple
If anyone has a job that needs to be done right, theyâll come to the two of you first.
The two of you just take care of everyone so well in addition to running the Demon Lordâs Castle.
You often tag-teamed as the brothersâ therapists. Barb would comfort Mammon while making dinner, and you would give Satan advice while doing the dishes, then you would both take a trip to Purgatory Hall to help Simeon and Solomon with a spell
Time-traveling together â€ïž
You guys donât get a lot of privacy and have been caught getting intimate by Diavolo a few times đ Heâs also innocently interrupted your dates, not realizing how big of a third wheel he was being.
You started planning how to find the young lord a partner of his own so heâd leave you alone. And you figured you might as well get the brothers into relationships as well while you were at it.
Simeon: The Romantic Couple
Everyone thought you were the perfect couple, and they honestly werenât that far from the truth.
You guys dominated practically every love language: writing each other poems, having regular date nights, making passionate love, helping each other with chores and school, buying each other cute little giftsâŠ
You take spontaneous trips to the celestial realm and everyone there freaks out upon your arrival đ„ș
Romantic picnic dates in the flower gardens by a pond, with champagne and chocolate covered strawberries⊠putting flowers in each otherâs hair and lying next to each other in the grass âșïž
Every once in a while, if the weather was hot, heâd convince you to come for a swim with him in the pond. Your clothes would be left on the bank as you laughed and splashed at each other, floating out to the middle and holding onto each other, foreheads pressed together with your hair dripping wet
He actually wrote a new romance novel inspired by you, and it becomes one of historyâs most beloved love stories â€ïž
Solomon: The Mysterious Couple
No one ever seemed to know what you guys were up to. You were extremely private about your relationship.
You guys walked everywhere together, but hardly ever engaged in PDA. You never felt the need to, because what went on behind closed doors was enough for both of you.
You were the closest thing this world had to soulmates, being so connected to each otherâs hearts⊠the kind of love that transcends thousands of years
Working on your magic together, going on missions and adventures to acquire mystic elements and uncover ancient secrets âš
Everyone knows when you two are close because they can smell a strong aroma of herbs and smoke
People arenât 100% sure whether or not they can trust you⊠youâre both so charismatic and charming, but at the same time thereâs this suspicious air of mischief that you both seem to feed off of
You guys really donât even care what others think of you⊠the only thing you care about in life is loving each other for all eternity
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adhd meltdown over nuâestâŠâŠâŠ.need to vent
NUâEST - a name that brings about a myriad of intense, tumultuous, goosebump-inducing emotions.
lookâŠ.ima queue this shit cuz the thought of posting it in real time makes me cringe đ
sigh. i hate getting this vulnerable. itâs uncomfortable. but i have to get this off my chest. itâs been two years since their disbandment. geez. time flies. and let me just tell you, this time of the year is always so sentimental to me. it hurts. itâs also when my adhd dives into extreme hyperfixation mode for them. no group (except for seventeen and skz) can invoke such feelings from me like nuâest does.
while I can still enjoy their music with love and gratitude even post-disbandment, there are rare occasions where i have to avoid listening to their music because itâs too painful to think of how it all ended. about what couldâve been.
iâve been a DEVOUT nuâest stan since their debut in 2012 (alongside seventeen in 2013). i saw their peaks and troughs. and it feels like not only did i watch them grow, but also grew up with them.
and no iâm not saying this in a weird, creepy parasocial way. but genuinely in the sense that iâve been listening to them since i was just a wee little middle schooler. their music, as well as numerous other groups from that era, served as the background music to my life.
thank you nuâest. thank you so much for filling my adolescence with insurmountable happiness during a phase in my life where I was clueless and insecure. thank you for being a source of comfort during my lowest periods. thank you for showing me the importance of grit and not letting a rock bottom phase hinder me from going after what I desire. thank you for helping me find solace in a community of fellow loves whom I still speak with to this day after all these years. and even though itâs been two years since the disbandment, itâs also been 12 years (wtfâŠ.no way) since the debut. and i WILL continue enjoying your music from years on out because it transcends time. it will always be a source of comfort and solace for me.
and even though I donât truly wish to go back to the past, I will always cherish and respect the memories I held with your discography. and even though ot5 is no more, itâll always be ot5 in my heart. forever and beyond.
every era evokes different eras of my own life - face, action, and hello from when I was just beginning middle school, sleep talking from when i was entering 8th grade. re:birth being released on my 15th birthday đ„ș. their string of cringey japanese releases from when i was about to begin high school.
and of course, that segues into my next tangent - q is and beyond. during their inception, they had one of the most viewed debuts of their time and had a promising trajectory. face, action, and hello were all well-received. but then they fell into nugudom after sleep talking. and this was their first korean cb after 2 years. I remember rejoicing in happiness when q is came out. i remember listening to it on the way to my first period english class with my headphones and then continuing listening to it during our silent reading sessions lmao đđ. I cried happy tears and voted obsessively for them when they were promo-ing on music shows. they never won. but I was still happy and grateful they were back nonetheless. fast forward to later that year and they came back with an amaaazziingg fall album that i always come back to every september - canvas. this album was a source of comfort for me during that turbulent period coughsâŠ.the 2016 electionâŠand when I started taking college classes in high school
we absolutely CANNOT talk about nuâest without discussing broduce 101. this absolute dumpster fire of a show tested my patience so much. I remember being PISSED when intl fans werenât allowed to vote this season because I wanted to support my boys the same way I supported the pledis girlz whoâd soon become p-âŠpâŠ.pristinâŠ.but thatâs a tangent for another day daahhllliinnggssđ„Žđ„ŽâŠ i was so unhinged too that I even watched it during class sometimes LMAOOO HELP this is so hilarious to look back atđđ
anyways I felt that this was simultaneously the best and worst season of p101 ever. most of the contestants were amazing and went on to release some gooood music afterwards. but good fucking god mnet tugged at my heartstrings wayyy too hard. I couldnât stand it. as someone who is also a dedicated predebut carat, I also watched it for my baby samuel đ„șđą mnet did both nuâest and sammy so dirty.
I remember the p101 s2 finale so vividly. I remember it like it was yesterday. I promised myself I wouldnât peek at any social media that day but during lunch break i ACCIDENTALLY opened twitter and the moment I saw the spoilers, tears immediately made their way to my eyes. it broke my heart so bad. that entire day I was a fucking mess trying to make it through my last three classes of the day. the moment I got home, the first thing i did was lock myself in the bathroom and cry for an hour. I then cried even more in the shower.
it hurt me so bad seeing minhyun sobbing like that. the way jr still had the biggest smile on his face with happy tears for minhyun despite not making it into wanna oneâs lineup still tests my sanity.
and the final straw? seeing the camera panning to seungcheolâs somber expression and samuelâs parents. and good fucking griefâŠâŠ.I cannot even imagine how seungcheol mustâve felt. I donât think I could ever fathom the level of sorrow he felt at that very moment. for both nuâest and samuel. seeing all of his former colleagues that he himself grew up with being used as mere pawns by mnet. even after all these years, I still have to hold back tears whenever I dwell on this moment.
luckily that sorrow was soon followed by joy. when they created nuâest w as a workaround for minhyunâs year at wanna one, I was elated to see how successful they were doing on the charts and the way yEoBoSaYoOoO never diesđ€Łđ
where you at. deja vu. help me. all solid title tracks with immaculate b-sides to top it all off. ahhh. what a breath of fresh air the nuâest w era was. seeing them finally have their redemption after years of ridicule. and lookâŠ.as much as I adored wanna one, part of me couldnât wait until minhyun was finally back with nuâest sjsjsjsjskđ
And when that moment came? OOOOOOF OMG!!!! I cannot stress ENOUGH how much I love happily ever after!!!! WHAT A COMEBACK ALBUM THAT WAS!!! NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SKIP! I still enjoy listening to it. it was an era that showed that theyâre finally back in full force.
I felt that this era reflected nuâest in their fullest, highest form. THIS is who nuâest is! THIS is what their music sounds like! THIS is their image. if I were to introduce nuâest to anyone, Iâd show them this album first.
later that year, they released the table and a string of songs with spoonz. such an underrated era tbh. not as strong as happily ever after was. but BOY OH BOY these guys KNOW how to drop a solid disco style song. love me is suuuch an ear worm that deserves more appreciation tbh.
and can we talk about THEEEE fucking NOCTURNE!?!?? OH MY GOODNESS WHAT AN ERA!!!! Iâm in trouble is one of my fav title tracks next to bet bet. not even joking. reason being is coz as a britney stan, it really reminds me of oops I did it again lmaooo. moondance is one of my fav nuest b-sides EVERRR! AND THE WAY IT WAS PRODUCED BY JC CHASEZ FROM NSYNC TOO!?!??? I never expected to see my worlds colliding like this. just to clarify, I have a love-hate relationship and one-sided beef with nsync because of what justin did to britney. JC DESERVED BETTER! HE DESERVED WHAT J*STIN GOT!!! AGGGH but thatâs a tangent for another day daahhlliinnggsssâŠâŠ..đȘđ€
the nocturne really comforted me during the pandemic. during this point in time, I remember thinking âwow. itâs been 8 years. and even through this moment of global darkness, theyâre still going strong and bringing light to their fansâ.
a year later, they released their 2nd full album and their first release under the hybe acquisition and a week before drunk-slayedđ„°what a slayful month april was. inside out wasnât my absolute fav title track but I definitely found it to be a refreshing spring anthem. AND i llooovvee me some nuâsolos đ€đŒđ€đŒ
i remember hearing about the news of NUâESTâs disbandment and going WHAT!?!??? it was as if I IMMEDIATELY felt my world turning upside down. I was in the middle of studying for finals AND wrapping up my internship. it was stressful already. i also went on a cold turkey social media fast. BUT I accidentally opened youtube and it threw off my whole vibe when studying for my exams.
I felt like a fucking wreck. It wasnât until after that shitstorm was over when I actually checked out needle and bubble (lazy ass album thanks to hybe) and sobbed THEEEE absolute UGLIEST tears ever.
it broke my heart to see hybe disbanding nuâest like at the drop of a hat because they were JUST having their second career glory. they threw all of NUâESTâs hard work down the drain. and itâs disappointing because we couldâve seen more nuâenha and nuâtxt interactions (living off my very few minhyun and baekho crumbs since theyâre still under hybe) đą we couldâve seen them and seventeen together being big brothers to the youngsters and witnessed what wouldâve been the sweetest, most wholesome interactions ever. sigh. the very few nuâenha and nuâtxt interactions that exist are the crumbs I will madly eat.
NUâESTâs lore/backstory is what makes them iconic. and itâs amazing how even to this day they STILL inspire ânuguâ idols to get a second chance and redeem themselves. no other group has the story nuâest does and thatâs also another reason I respect them so much. what theyâve accomplished is not an easy feat. and their persistence in keeping their dreams alive actually inspires me to keep going in life even when Iâm at my lowest. nuâest may be âdisbandedâ, but their story lives on and will continue to inspire and motivate others.
thank you aaron. thank you jr. thank you baekho. thank you minhyun. thank you ren.
thank you nuâest.
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forgive me if this has been answered already, but do you have any sebek headcanons? thank you :)
EEK!!! I DO!!! I have a lot actually đđđ I loveee Sebek so I think about him a lot :3
Hcs under the cut <3
Okay âïž first weâre gonna start with my WOKE headcanons đ
I hc Sebek as Uranic!!! (Simple but I like it :3)
I also HC him as Egyptian and Mexican!!!
He has Audhd (and a more recent hc of mine BPD and NPD)
đąđą one thing about me is I have stim Hcs for my neurodivergent characters sooo yeah ummm Iâm gonna share a few :3
Yelling and being loud is a stim but itâs also because he has bad impulse and volume control!
He grunts and coughs a lot and also grits his teeth
He has a lot of stims using his arms like clenching his fists, cracking knuckles, flapping his arms/hands (something he picked up from Malleus) and moving his arms a certain way
A lot of his stims include his mouth of arms/hands!
Most of his stims he keeps to himself, especially the ones that draw attention/are disruptive
He chews stuff A LOT. His pens are CHEWED UP. He finds it embarrassing but he canât help it :(
He can get overstimulated easily, but sometimes it just depends.
When heâs overstimulated he tends to hit his head
He used to get overwhelmed and overstimulated somewhat easily and would start tearing up. When he entered NCR he decided he would stop doing that to be the best guard possible. He still tears up when overwhelmed and overstimulated but itâs rare and in like.. long extreme situations.
LOVES HUGGING AND SQUISHING/SQUEEZING. Gives bear hugs. Absolutely bone crushing hugs. His hugs could probably fix your back- or make it worse đ
Has probably masked unknowingly, but it NEVER lasts.
Also has tics that tend to be triggered in cold weather. Occasionally warm weather.
Mostly motor tics like head jerking!
Normally tics then stims
Sebek is a very physical person. He LOVES hugging and doing anything with his body. He loves working out and moving and stimming because it keeps him happy. He just feels the need to be active or it feels like heâll explode- he feels things very intensely and a lot of it stresses him out because his emotions are too strong and big to handle
Another thing is heâs terrified of kissing on the lips- Every time he tries to do it he gets scared and backs out- and if he does manages to kiss *insert person you ship him with* it doesnât last- like. It only lasts 1 second and he immediately backs away because he just canât take it đ not because he doesnât enjoy it! Itâs just he gets embarrassed and soemthing about it makes him really nervous
I think Sebek is half crocodile faeâŠso like⊠physically heâs a bit different⊠but not a lot compared to his mother or grandfather!! I think that he has teeth a bit similar to crocodile teeth! But because heâs still young they donât look the same they do for his mom and stuff :3 (if that makes sense lol)
HE HYPERFIXATES ON ALL OF HIS FAVORITE PEOPLE/ CLOSE FRIENDS!!! I like to think he has hyperfixate on silver, Lilia, his mom, dad, grandpa,siblings etc. at points of his life.
On his parents when he was little, later Baal and when he met Lilia he hyperfixated on him, then silver. .. and basically it progresses like that.
Currently itâs malleus (obviously) but he is obsessed with other things, like culture and Lilia. But theyâre not the biggest focus.
Oh he has loads of scars. Not only from him training and fighting, but because he loves running around! He has little scars and bruises on his legs and arms because of it :( accidentally hurting himself while having fun and running. A lot of times he wakes up with new ones too, itâs very confusing to him.
Sebek likes wearing funky weird little socksâŠ. Like⊠I do think he wears formal white/black socks but he also has socks with patterns, matching ones, mismatched ones, colorful ones, ones with little patternsâŠ.
Eeek Sebek loves pink <3 and also likes yellows and reds but prefers pink he thinks the color is so cool and fascinating
OMG HE LOVESSSSS FLOWERS SO MUCH <33 he loves looking at them and collecting them! He has a secret book with a bunch of pressed flowers <3 he doesnât know a lot about their meanings but he does really like them, and can identify some of them :3
His hair is wavy but also kind of nice to touch? He brushes it constantly so it ends up being somewhat soft
Whenever he loves someone or thinks someone is so super cool he will praise them so much <3 he is my hype man <3 heâs also very honest and pretty blunt so you can tell when heâs honestâŠ
He likes making his own things :3 he loves doing hand crafted stuffâŠ.especially with like woodâŠ. And plantsâŠsometimes metal/iron. Itâs kind of like a side hobbyâŠ..
He canât handle too much spice- he can eat most spicy foodsâŠ
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