#I have to look at my keyboard when I type!

[mikichko]

john price is a man incredibly high up in the chain of command of your company. he does a little walking tour of the buildings during crew appreciation weeks. helps humble down his image and he gets to have some meaningful conversations. sometimes even gets to meet particularly wonderful people.

he spots you, the sole person whose eyes are glued to their computer screen, in a sea of employees who are gawking at him. can hear the steady typing from your mechanical keyboard, your eyes flittering across the screen. he pauses a little too long, prompting laswell to repeat herself to the group before they move along.

but he makes sure not to be too far away, keeping you in his peripheral. notices how you don't even bother to spare a look in his direction. even when talking to team members that would place john directly in your sight, your eyes only focus on them. not him.

you were damn good at your job. the color-coded whiteboard behind you, filled with deadlines and application information, confirms it. funny too, if the little bouts of laughter that escape your team's cluster are anything to go by. he wonders what pitch your voice carries, just out of reach for it to bless his ears. wonders what it'd take for you to look and grant him a smile.

he doesn't have to wait long. your mouth splits into a bright smile and for a second john wonders if you're glowing. but the smile's not for him. it's directed at a coworker, who, for john's sake, is anything but quiet. he can hear just how thick he lays the praise for a job well done.

john watches the transformation that takes place as his words land. your soft easy-going smile widening, pushing your cheeks further up. you immediately perk up, back straightening, shoulders pushed back, and leaning forward in the direction of your coworker.

oh. oh.

john can feel something warm beginning to pool at the bottom of his stomach. he cracks a knuckle before shoving his fists into his pockets, lest he does something that lands him in HR.

he'll keep this tidbit with him for the next time he sees you. just so he can let you know how much of a good job you're doing.

maybe even get a reward.

a/n: silly little idea that came to my head while I was at work of course :') still trying to get out of my head when im writing but we're making progress

#.txt #.cod #.price #.mine #this was literally an experience i had #not hot boss man but our department head came around to say thanks for all we do and it was so fucking awkward #i was trying my best to smile and look friendly but we were both super awkward LMAO #at least she remembers me ig #captain john price x you #captain john price x reader #captain john price #captain price #john price x reader #john price #price cod #price x reader

[little-klng]

Bonus for people that can type without looking, can you recognize when you do make a typo and correct it without looking?

#im wondering because im surprised a lot of people my age cant #but im finishing writing that text while im fully looking away and speaking to someone else and like #damn thats gotta be hard to most people right

[rookthorne]

⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂ 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐓𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐞

The call for the cavalry would never go unanswered, but it would be remiss of your boyfriend to not tease you a little first.

჻჻჻჻჻჻჻჻ 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 ✯ Mechanic!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader

჻჻჻჻჻჻჻჻ 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕 ✯ 700

჻჻჻჻჻჻჻჻ 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 ✯ Fluff, crack, Bucky is a Menace

჻჻჻჻჻჻჻჻ 𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒆 ✯ Inspired by this — @vonalyn tagged me and I saved it ages ago, then all of a sudden it came to me.

჻჻჻჻჻჻჻჻ 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕 ✯ @buckybarnesevents Build a Bucky Bingo ჻჻჻ Crackfic (November), Teasing (January) — Masterlist

𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

The day started off on a note you would have rather forgone. Numerous texts and calls from your boss were filled with requests that sounded outlandish, and then you learned Bucky had to run to the shop early.

One of the boys — you guessed it was Peter — had made a mistake and double booked a slot. And given Bucky was true to his business model of making sure a customer left happy and content with the services they provided as a garage, he took it upon himself to skip his morning off and work on the car. 

For the entirety of his morning off, where he was meant to be at home pestering you to stop working and come back to bed. 

You also suspected that Peter would be the laughing stock of the garage, and the target for Bucky’s snark. And you were determined to make sure he wouldn’t be so hard on the young man; for all his enthusiasm and bubbly personality, Peter was a hard worker, and you would hate for his grumpy, brutish boss to scare him off.

So, you ventured to the garage on your extended lunch break with a box of cakes on the passenger seat, happily and calmly making your way, when it all went wrong. 

An almighty bang sounded from the rear quarter of your car, and you squeaked in shock. “Shit!”

The steering wheel drifted to the side while a loud, continuous flapping sound could be heard over the harsh, shocked breaths you managed. “What the fuck?”

You pulled off the road and onto the verge, the hazards clicking quietly while you gripped the steering wheel to ground yourself. In for four, out for four, rinse and repeat, you intoned. 

A few minutes passed while you collected your thoughts, and you pushed open the driver’s door with a loud creak — only to freeze at what you found littering the crumbling asphalt. Torn and frayed rubber was scattered as far as you could see down the road, and the back of your car angled lower than the front. “Oh, for–” 

You stood from the driver’s seat, and left the door wide open while you walked towards where you thought the noise originated from to investigate. 

“Aw, damn.” The back tire was blown and shredded to pieces; the once clean chrome of the rim scratched to the high heavens. “Fuck. Fuck,” you spat, crossing your arms. “What in the– Wait.”

The gravel scuffed and rolled under your shoes as you jogged back to the open driver’s door, and you snatched your phone from the centre console. You unlocked your saving grace and pulled up the camera to take a photo — which made it look far worse than it was, you swore. 

“Bucky, Bucky,” you mumbled, sharing the photo directly to his messages. “Hurry up.”

A text box appeared after the photo successfully loaded, and your fingers flew over the keyboard to type: my tire is all blown up, can you come get me? Both the image and text were sent with a chime, and you waited for him to reply, and waited, and waited…

Your phone went off with Bucky’s text tone, and you scrambled to open the message. 

I want to blow your back out like you did that tire, damn baby.

Disbelief forced your mouth to fall slack, and you couldn’t help the shocked snort of laughter. You could picture him laughing, bowing his head while his hands worked with a rag to wipe the worst of the grease off of them. 

“Really? Really, Barnes?” You texted back a snappish: Not the time, come and help me! 

The typing bubble appeared, disappeared, then reappeared. “The fuck is he– Oh.” 

Prince Charming on the way, Honey — it was followed by a selfie. Bucky was grinning widely, his hand within the shot and throwing the camera a thumbs up. In the background, the garage tow truck was visible, and the flatbed was clear of any customer or worker’s car. 

Good, hurry up and I’ll reward my Prince.

The only reply you received was a vast array of wind emojis. 

You laughed and shook your head, content to wait for your rescuer to arrive.

⠈⠂⠄ 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 | 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲 | 𝐚𝐨𝟑  ⠄⠂⠁

⠈⠂⠄𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 | 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ⠄⠂⠁

#bucky barnes x female reader #bucky barnes x f!reader #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x y/n #bucky barnes x you #bucky x female reader #bucky x f!reader #bucky x reader #bucky x y/n #bucky x you #bucky barnes fanfiction #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes fluff #bucky barnes oneshot #babb2023 #rookthorne's works

[tomssexdoll]

hi can i request where the reader is a famous singer and when she gets interviewed they ask her who her crush is and it’s Tom and she performs a song for him (SOAKED BY SHY SMITH 😉😉) and he sees it 😣😣 it can end with them meeting and it ends with smut or fluff you choose 🤍🤍

yess

"So Y/N, we're curious to know, do you have any crushes" the interviewer asked.

I chuckled nervously, adjusting my dress. "Yeah, I do infact have a crush, his name is Tom Kaulitz, the guitarist for Tokio Hotel" I smiled, feeling my cheeks burn up a bit.

"Ohhh, is there anything you'd like to say to him Y/N?" "I'd actually like to perform a song for him, if you don't mind" I winked, the interviewer nodded and announced the ad break.

The crew came on stage, setting up everything for me.

As the ad break came and went the camera panned to me, the music started to play.

"Cause baby you got me so, so soaked, the heat is getting to me. I want you all over me, baby you got me so" I sang, staring directly into the camera incase he was watching.

"Our bodies moving for sure, you get me so hot im soaked" I continued to sing. As the song finished and the music faded everyone started to clap, cheers roaring from the crowd.

TOMS POV:

I got tagged multiple times on twitter, I clicked on the videos and it was an interview, an artist I had never heard of, y/n l/n. I watched as she sang the song for me, my jaw dropping and eyes widening, she had a beautiful voice but the lyrics were so dirty.

I smirked and knew I had to meet with her.

Y/NS pov:

My phone pinged, a notification from twitter?

I opened it and saw THE Tom kaulitz had texted me, I gasped and instantly opened the message, it read.

"Hey gorgeous, I saw your little song on that interview, thanks to people tagging me in it. I was wondering if you wanted to meet up and maybe get to know each other"

I instantly started typing, my fingers tapping at the keyboard on my phone quickly.

"Yes that sounds great! Let's meet at that cafe on main street tomorrow at 4pm"

We agreed to everything and I squealed, I knew it was a good idea to do the song. His and my fans are crazy so of course they would be clipping it and tagging him.

Whether it was negative or positive I was glad I finally got his attention.

The day came for our meet up and I wore the sexiest dress I owned, I did my makeup and hair. I pushed my bra up a little, my cleavage very visable in my dress.

"Fuck..I look good" I blew a kiss at myself in the mirror and got into my car, driving to the place we agreed on. I was super nervous, yes I liked him a lot but I never expected this, my heart raced as I approached the cafe.

I saw him sitting there, waiting for me. His dreads flowing softly in the wind, wearing a casual baggy outfit. "Shit..did i dress up too much" I looked down at my dress and shrugged.

I got out of the car, acting casual and making sure he could see me. My hair flowing in the wind as I walked across the road, hips swaying.

As I got to the other side of the street I saw his jaw hang low, I obviously had some sort of effect on him. He stood up and and smiled brightly, "heyy, it's so nice to finally meet you" he pulled me into a hug, wrapping his arms around my waist, hands dangerously close to my ass.

I returned the hug and giggled, "likewise" I sat down and ordered a simple sandwhich and coffee. "Soo, y/n, you look really beautiful today, is it all for me?" he smirked, teasing me.

I blushed a little "y-yeah, I guess so" I stammered on my words, super nervous in his presence. He nodded, a satified grin on his face. He sat back and continued to talk with me, we had so much chemistry, able to talk for hours.

A few hours passed and I checked my watch, eyes widening at the time. We met up at 10am and it was now 5pm. The waiter came out and told us the cafe was now closed and we had to make our way out so they could clean, we payed and thanked them, wondering what we should do now.

"Do you wanna come back to my place and talk more?" He suggested, wrapping his arm around my waist and holding me close. I bit my lip and nodded, walking to each others cars and getting in. I followed him, his car a bit faster then mine.

As we arrived I stared in awe, a beautiful, huge house with amazing decor on the outside. He came to my car and opened the door for me, taking my hand and walking me inside.

"Your home is beautiful Tom" I smiled, taking my shoes off and placing my purse on his kitchen counter. He chuckled, "thanks liebe, let's go to my room" he smirked, I raised an eyebrow and followed him.

I sat down on his bed, he sat next to me and caressed my cheek softly "you are so beautiful.." he whispered, kissing my neck softly. I grinned and climbed into his lap and pressed my lips into his, kissing him passionately.

His hand slid down to my ass, grabbing it tightly. I yelped softly at the sudden contact, granting tom access to put his tongue in my mouth. He runned his hands up and down my curves, tracing them with his fingers, sending shivers down my spine.

"Holy fuck.." he muttered against my lips, moving his hand up to my breast, cupping it gently. His hands were huge and covered my whole boob. I softly pushed him down and softly grinded on his erection.

He groaned and grabbed my ass cheeks, pushing me down onto his erection more, I moaned as his clothed cock hit my clit, my legs trembling slightly.

"Get on your hands and knees baby.." he growled lowly, I obliged and got off him, getting onto my hands and knees on the bed, waiting for him.

He rolled over and I felt the bed dip behind me, his hands coming to my hips and pulling me closer. He pressed himself against me, "you ready?" he grunted, "yes..please fuck me.." I winced.

He nodded and pulled my dress up to my waist, taking my panties off and dipping his fingers into my soaking pussy. "Fuck.." he pulled them out and licked his fingers clean, "taste so good" he chuckled and took his pants off, his erection springing out.

I bit my lip and waited nervously for him, feeling his tip at my entrance, slowly push in. "Ohh fuck!" I moaned, feeling him stretch me out slowly.

"So good.." he groaned, bottoming himself out in me. He retracted himself out of me and slammed back into me. Creating a harsh pace.

"Holy fuck!" I whimpered, feeling his tip ramming into my g spot brutally, leaving no mercy. "Take it schatz, take it all" he growled lowly, his hands tangling in my hair and pulling it back so that our bodies were connected.

He held my stomach, holding me up to his chest and pounded into me, my boobs bouncing up and down like crazy from how fast he was going. I felt his lips connect with my neck, sucking roughly and leaving marks everywhere.

I felt my stomach twist in a knot, signalling my impending orgasm. My pussy clenched around Toms cock tightly, like a snake wrapping itself around someones leg.

With one last brutal thrust I came, my orgasm crashing down and cum spilling all over his cock. He groaned and kept thrusting, shortly coming to his own orgasm too.

Shooting his cum into me, painting my insides white. "Oh fuckk..." he panted out, collapsing onto the bed, i layed beside him and felt his arms wrap tightly around me, pulling me closer.

E/N: kinda rushed but i hope u like it <3

Tags: @itsmealaiah @tomscumdump @tomscumdoll @tomkaulitzloverr @estxkios @syylss @ballhair @ge-billsgf @charliesgoodboy

#tom kaulitz #tokiohotel #bill kaulitz #georg listing #gustav schäfer #smut #tom kaulitz x reader #tom kaulitz x y/n #tom kaulitz x you #tom kaulitz smut #tom kaulitz fanfic #tom kaulitz tokio hotel #i love tommy #i love tom #ilovetomkaulitzhessobaeiwanthimtofuckmerightnow #ilovetomkaulitzmybfomg #smut drabble #tokio hotel smut #short smut #rough smut #smutty smut smut

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

Old people will think you are good at the puter, but no, I am bad at it. People will explain software and my brain will blank out the entire thing

I have no idea what I’m doing

#emma posts #this is why pc supremacy gamers make me sigh #some of us like games but suck at computers #luckily I have a brother who built his own so I’m not unable to ask someone things #but I am so bad at this #I also couldn’t ever use a keyboard for controlling my games #not anything like fallout or something #I have to look at my keyboard when I type! #and ps4 controllers just got in my hands so well #I’m enough of a casual that this is only a little frustrating #but then art programs exist and I’m like ‘I know I could do so much with this but I’m crying and getting out my physical sketchbook again’

[icewindandboringhorror]

more photo diary posts.. various life images...

#photo context/information described here in the tags since there are no longer photo captions #(from top left to right) Image 1: BIG matcha bubble tea milkshake thing I made lazily by just getting a thing of matcha #ice cream and blending it up then adding some of those bobas you make at home lol.. served in the weird giant wine glass looking thing I h #have. image 2: the moon and two stars (or planets)!! not a very good photo/barely visible but I'm suprised I was able to get anyting #at all. #image 3: one of my WiiFit game scores ghh. A PERFECT score in this game like the minimum you could possibly get though is 15 seconds so #16.9s is VERY close.. ! image 4: some of the eyes I've carved so far out of avocado pits! one of them I even embedded a gem into for #the pupil type part of the eye. I think this is my favorite thing to make so far in my experiments with avocado. I was thinking of making a #whole necklace of eyes or something. #image 5: NASTURTIUMS... MY children.. favorite flowere... #image 6&7 : some little flowers I found in someone's yard. I Just Think They're Neat #image 8: I don't even remember why I took a picture of this it's just at tiny turkey and cheese pinwheel type rolled sandwich thing #maybe because the plate is tiny?? not very notable but. I added it to the photoset when i drafted this a week ago so . keeping it #image 9: a smoothie thing of coconut ice cream and fresh strawberries with some boba #image 10: various sketches from my desk where I jsut draw absentmindedlty on the keyboard tray all the time #if I am allowed to have a white surface near me i WILL draw on it lol #photo diary #eyes tw #eye contact #idk what to tag the eyes as or if it counts since theyre not real it's just painted wood basically? let me know if it should be something #different or another tag

[foxgloveinspace]

*looking at that photo dump post of Vessel’s hands*

Yes yes, I am now aware of my hand kink, and yes I think of those hands doing things no one needs to know about, BUT I think about just holding them more. And the mount of times I just think about him holding my face in his hands?? Sickening. Even more sickening then the above mentioned gross things.

#very much so #this is technically #spicy #but not really…. this is about other things #honestly this could also be about anyone with nice hands now fuck… if someone tucked my hair behind my ear I’d faint at this point #I am that cheeta meme. where it looks like it starts crying when the handler holds its head😭 das me #NOW NOT NOT phone whyyyyy #I don’t like this keyboard tbh I have.. the worst time with typeing fast on it lmao #edit: vessel made me aware of the hand kink. Im not just attracted to Vessel’s hands lmao

[pallases]

my prof giving us an exam on content he can’t even do himself <3

#every time he does an example problem w this stuff he fucks it up somewhere and we never reach the correct answer and he’s #just like okay well. moving on! #like hello??? i still have barely any idea how to do this #also im sick of the hw in this class. it’s on a program where the prof can reveal the solutions after the deadline but not every exercise #actually has solutions to reveal and he keeps assigning problems like that so there’s no way to check our work. and when he himself grades #the stuff he does it purely on participation like he just looks to see if we did it and doesn’t tell us where we went wrong so again no way #to check or even know if we were incorrect. it’s so bad and this guy somehow has like a 4.5 on rate my professor which im pretty sure is #only bc he majorly curves exams but he wouldn’t need to curve them sm if he taught the material right to begin with 😐 anyway wish me luck #personal #the engineering chronicles #okay hold on while i was typing that a comma somehow found its way in there and i deleted it bc i didn’t want a comma there but now im #wondering how i got it in there to begin with ? like it didn’t start a new tag it was just a comma there that you could see plain and clear #what did i do to allow that… secret comma keyboard shortcut on mobile keypad??

[kulemii]

mkay, i usually dont do this. i usually mind my own business and shit talk in my head but i'm not going to lie i'm so annoyed, i really need to get it off my chest before i go about this the wrong way.

hating female characters because they dared to be your fave's CANON RI IS NOT CUTE! and at alot of yalls big age, it's kind of embarrassing and pathetic.

i'm 25 and i am into a character that has at least two canon love interests and one that pined after someone. i'm not going to lie and say that that doesn't bother me on a mild jealousy level- i am saying this to put out there that i am NOT shaming any adult for having crushes on their faves and getting a little put off by them having CANON RIs.

I'm not and anyone that knows me would know that. (just wanted to say so in case this reaches anyone that doesn't)

what i AM shaming though is when yall are childish about it and go after these CANON RIs and rip them to shreds because let's face it, it's not you. at this point it has nothing to do with the characters not having enough character development, not having enough time with the character to make it make sense, not having a likeable personality or whatever bullshit yall have used as excuses to rip these typically female characters apart for having a CANON relationship with your faves and i'm tired of being nice about it.

yall sat there and HYPED YUKI UP when she was just an awkward girl that might or might not have had a lil crush on someone- which so many people decided to ignore and box her into the sibling category, just like the rest of the hostesses when it's obvious they all fell for him. and yall like to go 'oh lol those things aren't canon' because it's not in the main story- BITCH IF THE ORIGINAL WRITERS WROTE IT IT'S MOTHERFUCKING CANON! but let a substory or something come up that feeds into whatever fucking idea you've been feeding yourself yall will shout from the roof tops how it's canon and no one can take it from you.. i'm not gonna take it from you, but at some point, i hope you realize how hypocritical you sound.

yall sat there and hyped yuki up FOR YEAAAAAARS and the second she gets casted as kiryu's love interest you wanna bring out the torches and burn her at the stake??? it was never about the character, it's always been about you. and your jealousy that you're too emotionally immature to realize is JUST jealousy and you make it every fucking female character with romantic ties to every fave you've ever had's problem. i mean think about it, if you can sit here and smash characters together that have never so much as stood in the same room as the other, is it really about canon chemistry? it's not and you know it's not and you should learn how to reevaluate your relationship with these characters before you CONTINUE to make a fool of yourself because it's pathetic and i no longer have the patience to rationalize what you 'really mean' anymore.

something i want yall to remember when yall get mad at these girls for being there instead your selfship oc or another character you are clearly attracted to, at the end of the day, that's HER man. and YOU are stepping in where you dont belong. not her.

grow the fuck up.

and where i stand on this personally? oryo and ryouma are a cute ass couple and it's the ONE time we get to see kiryu end up with someone and be HAPPY about it! oryo and ryouma had a whole year of history together before you even saw them and when you did see them, they had something!! they had plot! you even got to spend time with her unlike other LIs. WHY NOT BE HAPPY FOR YOUR FAVE???? and if oryo existing bothers you soooo much, dont make it her fucking problem. write an oc and ship him with them but dont spend 12 pages bitching about why oryo wasn't good enough for him as a RI.

#might lose friends with this one that sucks but whatever man im tired #i have no problem with not wanting to acknowledge canon if you're looking to ship your own self or ocs with characters that have canon RIs #this isn't about shipping at all #it's about yall losing your breath at the keyboard typing up these bullshit longwinded ass assaults #on why every female character ever isn't good enough for your fave #it's sad and pathetic and i'm tired of it for real #imma start blocking people over this because i dont wanna see it anymore #delete later #i'm not saying you have to be a fan of a canon romantic or seemingly relationship #because you dont you can deadass pretend they dont even exist so long as your not being a fucking moron about it #hell i've written an entire love story for y0majima with my own oc because he was my fave and did i go and rip makoto to shreds? #or even acknowledge their relationship? NO! but i did mind my own business and leave that girl alone because it has nothing to do with her #when i see canon romance but i have no intention of acknowledging it in my work i get happy that i have something canon to work from #great the writers gave me the tools to create a romance that is believable for this character #and i say 'thanks for letting me copy your homework g' and then i mind my own business afterwards'

[luciusspriggss]

ooo doggy

the synesthesia is in full force right now

#m is high #i am on an entire new plane of existence #man trying to type when the screen keyboard looks like a genuine keyboard #and trying to hit these partially holo keys to type words #reminds me of when i played this one game on neopets for the first time when i was 10 or 11 #i had no idea what was happening #but i quickly figured it out and easily found my way to having high scores #i feel like i am playing a fun little game as i try to type #im not going to get into how there is a simultaneous music game AND color game going on #anywaaaayyyys #hi :)

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

In my head I am designing a heated box that you put your computer keyboard into and then there are two holes for your hands to go in too and then your fingers are warm when you type

#this year for no particular reason i decided to learn traditional touch typing #i now type at much the same speed as i did before but possibly i look at the keyboard less often #but anyway i am very aware of my poor fingers and have noticed that a) my fingers are less nimble and feel sort of weak and achy in the cold #and b) my typing speed drops by like 20wpm when my hands are cold #with gas prices what they are.................... #i have an electic heater next to my chair and i am not uncomfortable but my fingers. somehow they always get cold

[bitegore]

my bedroom specifically is like a rube goldberg machine designed to cause me physical pain.

#red rambles #my desk is so high my computer is at eye level with me. this is the only comfortable chair in the house but it is also abnormally low. #(when i say the only comfortable chair in the house i am not exaggerating.) #therefore i have to sit on my feet in an uncomfortable way that aggravates the stupid ankle thing i picked up last summer anyway #typing on this keyboard aggravates every problem i have with my hands because my desk is fucking eye level with me #despite me having three (3) lamps the room is insanely dim because there are no normal lights. this gives me migraines #its cold in here. i hate the cold. and also there is the issue of the fucking mold #which im pretty sure is contributing #and any time i look away from my screen i get lightbulb directly to the eyeballs because to the left is one naked bulb and to the right is #the other naked bulb and then behind me! is the fucking third naked bulbk #its still so dim i cannot read papers without getting a headache.

[teruthecreator]

being able to type without looking at my keyboard is such a slay for writing

#ignorance cloud on #i use a bluetooth keyboard and its kinda clunky like its big #but i have this like stand i put my laptop on too so its hard to manage both on my lap #(which is my preferred way of holding my laptop when im sitting) #but now ive learned i can just stow my keyboard Under the laptop on its stand and type this way #like this entire thing ive typed without looking at my keyboard! #this has solved writing at my house for me

[deanpinterester]

that post that was like “what’s your dominant hand and do you hit the space bar with your left thumb or right thumb?” and i was like pshh of course it’s with my left thumb. i’m right handed but my left hand is more dexterous with certain actions due to musical training and of course it’s the thumb because the thumb is closest to the space bar.

today i found out i hit the space bar with my right index finger.

#uhhhh me #legit shock as i was typing and realizing this #what the heck #i was SO SURE. SO SURE it was my left thumb #for reference i'm a touch-typer but i wasn't really like. trained #it just happened eventually with enough typing #BTW when i was in elementary school i was soooo jealous of all the touch-typers. like what do you mean u don't have to look at the keyboard #i still have to glance down occasionally for certain letters i'm less likely to use but wow. i'm a touch typer. and it's because of tumblr

[jankwritten]

i've just realized that every time someone asks me how I write so fast, I always answer as if they've asked how fast i TYPE. because to me, writing is a no-thoughts process. somehow. a first draft is always just me blacking out and coming to 5 hours later with 75 pages written. like I dunno!!!! the characters just take over!!!!!! I don't think it all just HAPPENS and I'm just recording it like a court scribe or some shit like these bitches are volleyballing back and forth and i'm desperately trying to keep up. of COURSE i type fast these bitches in my head are playing goddamn ping pong they're playing tennis and I'm just desperately trying to keep my eye on the goddamn ball.

#does this make any sense #do you understand me #writing #I don't understand how to write any other way #like words just Come To Me shit just Happens and I'm not controlling it half the time #the characters just Do Stuff and I write it down you know. #if I think too hard about my stories they stop making sense #this is so strange i feel like i'm a weirdo freak #is this a skill or a flaw in my design who even knows #i learned how to type because i would roleplay on anonymous chatrooms at 3 AM with all my lights off in my room #no backlit keyboard bc i had a shitty little chromebook #i had to either almost-close my laptop or learn how to tell where the letters were without looking #now my favorite party trick is to turn and look all the way to the side while typing #because people are always taken by surprise when they realize i don't have to look at the keyboard in order to type #it's soooooo fun i feel very powerful when i do it #oh my god i'm rambling i'm so tired

[cadaverousdecay]

#gonna be back to my laptop soon #i will be able to look thru the notes without the app crashing #i will not have to worry about losing the fucking keyboard when trying to type a post #ill just add a photo so i can post the tags jesus #tumblr mobile beloathed #laptop im coming back sweetheart <3