#I love badly edited Facebook memes

[mellifluus-mayhem]

bitches be like "I'm fine" like no ur not. your pinterest feed looks like this

#badly edited facebook memes #they slap #i love this

[us-costco-official]

ok this post probably won’t make sense to a lot of you but.

pinterest culture…?

i’m not talking about the, like, recipes side of pinterest, or the aesthetic photos side of pinterest. i’m talking about the pretty specific subsection of like, tumblr screenshots and badly edited facebook memes, and mentally ill gay teenagers. i myself, am on this side of pinterest, i’ll admit.

there’s some, like, niche pinterest micro celebrities, for example, pickle man, erm what the frick, johnny the mommy, etc etc. whenever they’re seen in a comment section, there’s at least one person saying “omg you’re everywhere!1!!11”

another example, pinterest commenters are special. there’s like…inside jokes, just like on tumblr, but..idk

here’s an example:

(some kind of weird/oddly horny post)

person a: let’s remember our digital footprint guys !

(replying) person b: foot 🤤

(replying to b) person c: i have feelings for you

—

you can probably find that exact thread if you just look through the comments a bit. now, this type of thing is fine, of course, we all love inside jokes.

but, starting off as a pinterest kid, that became like, ingrained in my brain, so whenever im on tumblr my immediate reaction is to say shit like, “i want you” “i have a crush on you” instead of just “what”.

another thing, pinterest fucking sucks. and everyone on there (the gay side of pinterest, i mean) knows it. the ui sucks, especially on the browser version, the dms hardly work, and pins just disappear sometimes. lots of brands (i guess?) will take like ‘memes’ and upload it to pinterest, to get people to click, and take them to some shitty article. this leads to, fuckin idk, a picture of some tumblr post with the ifunny logo, and the title of the pin is like Top Ten Ways Wives Aren’t Satisfying Their Husbands.

pinterest hate culture, is also very interesting. for example, if you mention, say, ed sheeran, or look for ed sheeran pins, it’s so. much. hate. and then there’s troll/bait accounts, that exclusively make posts going against the grain so they’ll get attention. because there’s another thing, pinterest users fucking suck at ignoring bait. the boyfriends comic (? i think it’s called that) has so much hate on there. i’ve never even read it but i know so much from people talking about how shit it is. those pinterest kids are crazy, they talk to the obvious bait accs and tell them to “sayori challenge” (video game character that took her own life). i could go into the mogai/xenogender discourse but that’s a whole other post.

so. pinterest. it’s crazy.

why’d i write all this but i can’t write one fucking science paper oh my god.

#pinterest #from the shelves of costco #costco lore

[champagnepodiums]

this isn’t a question but i love looking at the younger drivers’ old posts from like 2015 because they were so candid and silly in a way only teenage boys can be. i saw an old twitter exchange between max, charles, and esteban where max called a throwback post of charles ‘sexy’ and it’s hilarious.

with the way social media has changed so much since then, we’ll probably never see badly-edited and screenshots of facebook memes from max or anyone ever again but those posts have a special place in my heart.

Yeah! I was going through Esteban's IG to find his first post and some of the pictures were just so candid and silly -- something we'll never get back, unfortunately.

[badaafacebookmemes]

bad ace attorney facebook meme #Ive stopped counting

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #turnabout goodbyes #polly the parrot #badly edited facebook memes #i love polly so much ❤️

[missingjackklinehours]

🙄🤬⁉️

#badly edited facebook memes #lolol i would say i love it here but sometimes i dont<3 #spn family

[khaizecore]

korekiyo has been a strong comfort character for me here lately, so here are some headcanons i have!

tw: abuse mentions

he will never judge you. he believes every aspect of a human is beautiful.

he is great at emotional support. he knows that humans can get overwhelmed to the point of insanity, so he tries his best to comfort you as needed.

he loves rainy days, because he can spend all his time reading and snuggling with you in bed while listening to the rain.

he loves it when you play with his hair, and will gladly let you brush and style it.

if you ask to wear his clothes, he will literally find your measurements and get you copies of everything in his closet.

when you two first got together, he was very cold, because he still thought his sister was his true love. after you helped him recover from his sister's abuse, he was the most clingy person ever.

when he took his mask off for the first time around you, he started to break into tears when you accepted who he was.

it is mentioned that he hates the AC in his report card, so you and him constantly fight over the temperature in the house.

*pounds hands on table* MUSEUM DATES MUSEUM DATES MUSEUM DATES MUSEUM DATES MUSEUM DATES MUSEUM DATES MUSEUM DA—

he loves to cook. you two always can be seen in aisles of stores searching for things to cook.

when he sends you memes, they range from badly edited facebook memes to minions saying "pasta is a awesome!".

if you are on the phone in bed, he will lay his head on your shoulder and watch what you are doing.

FOREHEAD KISSES. that is all

#korekiyo shinguji #korekiyo shinguji fluff #korekiyo v3 #v3 #tw abuse #korekiyo shinguuji x reader #korekiyo x reader #korekiyo imagines #korekiyo shinguji imagines #korekiyo headcanons

[sirens-day-off]

philosophies as people

(gen z version)

dadaism: laughs at youtube videos of bread falling over, forms outfits so spectacularly bad you kind of respect them, barks at people when they're in an argument, key smashing, vine compilations at 3am, bill cipher, my dudes, leftist and loves one-upping conservatives ("actually biden was born in china"), 100 Gecs, those badly edited facebook memes, mismatched socks WITH sandals, sleeping on the floor for fun, little digital touch drawings sent in messages, birds with arms, no sense of what an actual meal is, laughs at their own jokes as no one else does, finger painting with friends even though you're all in highschool, jumping around happily and calling it dancing (it is), just light confusing childish happiness. i hope you keep it forever <3

#philosophy #dadaism #gen z #aesthetic

[nikaidou-stan]

"Would they bully Kiriyama?": a thread

- Kiriyama: 10000/10

absolutely. no one hates kiriyama more than kiriyama himself. dropped a mug? he's sobbing on the floor. he needs therapy but he doesn't want to inconvenience the therapist (in his defense he's an INTP with trauma, who can blame him?)

- Nikaidou: 9/10

yea yes yes. king of bisexuality, he's both Kiriyama's #1 simp and biggest bully. one minute he's cursing at him for putting milk before cereals and the next one he's ending all his messages with "thanks! i love you!!!". he and hina have unironically created a group chat called "kiriyama's bitches" where they just insult him and clog his photo storage with badly edited facebook meme

- Hina: 6/10

really conflicted on this one: if we consider her canon personality, then 2/10; if we take the actual-16-years old Hina that i crafted in my head 8/10, she teases him for everything but sometimes worries she's taking it too far (she's not)

- Akari: 1/10

a pure soul. she only teases him about his relationship with hina and/or nikaidou. what a great big sis, we stan

- Momo: 4/10

i know kiriyama is a lame nerd but getting bullied by a literal 3 yo is a but much. 4/10 just bc when she grows up she keeps sending these very ominous messages at 2 am with another phone just to freak him the fuck out (it goes on for three years and it's always as funny as the first time, nikaidous really proud)

- Shimada: 3/10

shimada's accostumed to random assholes entering his house once a month, abusing his stash of coffee, eventually threatening to set something on fire and then leaving, so rei's presence didn't really change anything. but he has to admit that kiriyama doesn't know when to shut up, like what the fuck are u doing you're the least problematic one, don't make me hate you too plz

- Shigeta: 8/10

you know how sometimes you just want to kick a child across the room but everyone's like nooo he's four you have to be patient with him?? that's exactly their relationship. feels like it's their duty and priviledge as honorary older sibling to smack the shit out of rei when he's having his little bitch moments

- Kyouko: 10/10

she literally emotionally, verbally, and physically (and maybe even sexually) harassed him, is this not enough for you heartless monsters???

Bonus:

- Misaki: 10/10

"she shouldn't make fun of a teenager, she's an adult" shut up. a kawamoto family dinner aint a kawamoto family dinner if she doesn't gives hina the "is this the man you want to marry???" look at least three times. she still thinks that takahashi was the best option and she's absolutely right

#rei kiriyama slander day #rei kiriyama #nikaidou harunobu #hinata kawamoto #akari kawamoto #momo kawamoto #shimada kai #shigeta morio #kyouko kouda #misaki kawamoto #march comes in like a lion #march comes in like a lion memes #sangatsu no lion #sangatsu no lion memes #3 gatsu no lion #3 gatsu no lion memes

[sortavibing]

hi can i get a matchup please! im 5'3, intp libra, im quite quiet and introverted but i enjoy spending time with my friends. my love language is quality time & words of affirmation ^^ i enjoy exploring around my hometown and would always imagine chilling with my s/o at 3am and going out for convenience store dates <3 im also a bruh girl and usually dress in grunge aesthetic! i seem like an emotionless person on thee outside but im actually a softie on the inside if u know me long enough! ty <3

hi! thank you for requesting! please 3am convenience store runs are god-tier i tell you, especially when it’s a little cold and there is some wind😳 anyways, here’s your matchup!

generating matchup...

matchup: complete

i match you up with suna!

both of you guys have the grunge aesthetic, and suna loves to match outfits with you when you guys go out, so you guys can look like one of those bad bitch couples with matching aesthetics. if anyone points it out, he will secretly be really proud and would lowkey be a little more clingy just to show everyone that you are his s/o.

most of your dates with suna are late at night, and are always spontaneous, with no plan except to vibe with each other. you guys usually get something from a local convenience store (the night shift workers know you guys by name), and just talk with each other while watching the sun go up, content to be alone with each other forever.

both of you guys have this chill, idgaf attitude on the outside, so in public you and suna look like that intimidating couple that just gives off those lowkey aesthetic vibes, but when you guys are at home, he gets pretty clingy and lowkey annoying, and he loves to just bother you until he gets attention.

you guys won’t have pet names for each other. it’s literally just “bro” or sometimes if you guys are joking around he will call you  “sexy” and just laugh his ass off over your reaction to it. people still question if you guys are dating because your relationship is so chill, and you guys aren’t that romantic in public.

he will always your favorite snack with him to give you if you are feeling hungry, and he will pretend that he just had it with him accidentally, and will reluctantly give it to you, but you know that he meant to have it and give it to you because he’s highkey whipped for you, though he will never tell you that.

he likes to make you playlists that remind him of your relationship with him, and they all are really good. he secretly has a playlist that reminds him of you that he listens to whenever he misses you, and only osamu knows this but he will never tell anyone (unless he wants to pull a suna and blackmail him with it).

since you like to explore your hometown, suna will take you to the abandoned creepy spots at midnight, and you guys will go ghost hunting. he’ll be recording the whole thing (mostly taking videos of you), and if you guys ever find anything remotely paranormal, you both will scream your heads off and get out of there as fast as possible.

he has a separate folder on his phone full of really bad pictures of you and if you guys are in the same room he will send them to you just to see your reaction. he does have one really good photo of you, and he uses it as his homescreen wallpaper, but he will never show you because he thinks the low quality, blurry photos are so much funnier.

he will send you the badly edited facebook memes at like 3am, and if you respond to them, he will get jokingly mad at you for being up so late, while you are just sitting there like- “aren’t you awake too?” and he will just say some shit (jokingly) like “i’m built different🥶” because he knows you will visibly cringe when you see that emoji.

overall, you guys are so chill, and everyone aspires to have the aesthetic, vibey relationship that you and suna have. even though he doesn’t outwardly show it that much, he really does care about you, and you can see that from your dates and the little gifts he gives you. he likes that he doesn’t have to be too over-the-top with you to show that he likes being your boyfriend, and he loves that he can be spontaneous with you while still having a fun time.

i hope you enjoyed!

#haikyuu #haikyuu matchups #haikyu #suna #suna rintarō #suna rintarou #haikyuu!! #haikyu headcanons #haikyu imagines #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu imagines #suna imagines #suna headcanons #suna x you

[sapphicgarlic]

also masturbating but not to sound like a bitch but i need fucked so badly

facebook memes and instagram badly liam payne edited memes

HOLY SHIT CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT DWD H ? yes 🤚🏻😌

YES OF COURSE!! DWD!HARRY IS GONNA FUCK ME HARD

girly i even created a side blog for just crying and feeling horny SCHJKHFSZGJ

I LOVE LIAM’ MEMES THEY ARE IMMACULATE LIKE I HAVE ....

#SEE WHAT I DID THERE???

[toneelspeler]

I just get the feeling that Henrik & Tarjei see most fans as these annoying, obsessive crazy people. I can understand why, but it does kinda upset me a little. Most of us aren't the type to stalk them, or be invasive online, or not understand that they're actors playing a role. I just get the vibe from the interview that they're slightly bitter towards us.

i’m putting this under a read more bc it might be a little wanky and i’m writing a lot of feelings down and i don’t want people to have to read it if they don’t want to lol.

i personally would have to disagree with you; i don’t think they’re bitter per se. henrik and tarjei both mention what impression it made on them personally to hear people tell them that their acting have made an impact on a person’s life, whether that was coming out or mending their homophobic view or realising that they might have bipolar too. tarjei has mentioned several times that this is what made him love acting even more - the ability to make an impact. 

he even wonderfully explains it in the article too! - “I think it defends the work of making TV and doing acting. It can change people and it’s such fun work. When I’m acting I’m thinking like, “Oh my god I get paid to do this.” But when you see it could change the world like that I think, “Okay, I deserve my paycheck.”  and henrik mentions how it has bonded people all over the world: “I’ve met so many people that were affected by, not only the characters and how we portray them, but also the fan base and the warmth inside of all the fans that it became a family that started connecting with each other from across the world. They found something that they could enjoy together and can talk about as much as they wanted.”  these felt like very genuine responses to me (and interview magazine apparently doesn’t edit the interviews much bc they want real conversations). 

so i think that they are very grateful for what they’ve accomplished! and they probably know that the majority of fans are very lovely and respectful and that there is a little group of extreme people that should really tone down sometimes. i still see people saying that tarjei isn’t saying no to them and is asking if they want pictures with him and, thus, he’s fine with everything but people also have to realise: he knows that taking a quick picture with him is probably all certain fans want. and it’s the quickest way of people leaving him alone. (and his face in those pictures really tells you all you need to know.) he’s also repeatedly mentioned that he finds it weird that people show up to his school - he brings it up so that people will know (and should know) that he finds it weird and that it crosses a line. (but he can’t say it explicitely bc people will call him an asshole even though it would be completely in his right to do so). and this goes for henrik as well - he couldn’t continue work at two establishments bc fans kept showing up (even with the best intentions! but at least eat at his mother’s place, i’d say, it’s not a tourist attraction.) but he can’t really say no bc it would reflect badly on him. and i haven’t read a lot of those fan meetings bc i have horrible second hand embarrassment issues, but from what i’ve read (especially in the case of henrik who has received a lot of hate) they remain very lovely people and a joy for people to meet who actually want to talk to them like normal human beings in places outside of school/work places. they are not tourist attractions, they have feelings and boundaries like every person does. 

and for both of them it gets really personal sometimes, with tarjei being shown a cartoon of his character in nsfw situations by a very creepy adult man who kept popping up in his vicinity when he and the character were both just seventeen years old.  (and like.. the “funny” meme of his lips being viral). and with henrik’s girlfriend (and he himself) getting thrown shit at them for every. thing. they. do. together. (or, in henrik’s case, what he doesn’t do. nobody is cursing henrik for doing a photoshoot with tarjei now, for modelling, bc he’s doing something that ‘those people’ want him to do). so those are moments that are just.. not fun! that’s something they probably didn’t expect to have to deal with. and i want to very clearly state: THESE PEOPLE DO NOT COME FROM A PLACE WHERE SUCH WORLDWIDE CELEBRITY AND FAME IS NORMAL. so they (and their team, probably) have very little experience what it means to deal with this. it would be one thing to have scandinavia curse you out on your very public instagram/facebook page, but having languages there that you can’t even read bc the letters are different? wow.

but even though all of this happened: they still manage to see the good in fans, and they show that through this interview, i personally feel like. mostly bc of those quotes mentioned above. but also the fact that this shoot? they could have easily said no: both of them. say no, we don’t want to be associated with our characters anymore - but they didn’t. after shitshow after shitshow, they made a very lovely and touching photoshoot in which they still show the same comfort with each other that they had before, and did an interview with a big US magazine to boot - all as a celebration of their characters and their impact on the anniversary of when everything changed for them. 

so i get what you’re saying anon, i do! but i hope this might change your mind, even if it’s just a little, and that it makes you worry a little less

#Anonymous #ask

[demonphannie]

dan and phil - june 2017

6/12

first week (1-7): dan wants to eat and be alone for his birthday. phil likes snuggling with cats. politics and pizza and chill. new gaming video: ARE GAMERS NERDS? - Google Autocomplete Game! dan puts the succ in succulents. barbecue becomes floorbecue (context but dan and phil have barbecue with dan’s grandparents). phil is recognized as the dan and phil guy! dan and phil release a shirt to support manchester. phil relaxes with some attack on titan. dan liveshow! (highlights: new webcam, gonna make a new youtube banner, loved the one love manchester concert, at his all boys school when they got shots they all punched each other because it would hurt more, his grandparents visited, his grandma brought an or-rey-o cake, cake scene whom, he and phil and friends played dungeons and dragons and dan was a fucking edgelord, he went to the gym and jogged 10km and couldn’t move the next morning, he went because phil wasn’t there and he was bored, cavemen over dinosaurs existentialism over nihilism, he has nothing against wearing dresses, he’s practicing piano more, he has ten succulents) + bonus thumbnail. new gaming video: MOTION CONTROL VIOLENCE - Dan vs. Phil: ARMS.

second week (8-14): dan wants you to VOTE. phil wants you to VOTE. edward snowden and jeremey corbyn interact with dan on twitter. obligatory democracy selfie. phil liveshow! (highlights: listened to a sexual podcast when going to the gym, he ate very unhealthily as a child, beauty tips with phil: dry shampoo in hair before you go to sleep, toothpaste on pimples, don’t drop things on your feet or they will bruise, daddy cleaned us, cake scene whom, the ampersand is broken, he was gonna live in the gaming room but decided they needed more space for the gaming so now he lives in a broom cupboard under the stairs, martyn moved, he’s been watching love island, his bday gifts for dan are things phil wants, he has two coffees a day). jeremy corbyn is one thicc bih according to dan. new gaming video:��THE MOST FRUSTRATING GAME EVER MADE - Dan and Phil play: I Am Bread. dan loves wonder woman. dan and phil went to wahaca (food for before dan’s bday). DAN’S BIRTHDAY!!! phil posts a pic of dan playing mariokart and it’s like pretty cute. “i don’t feel 26 but when you consider i have a 16 year old’s body and the crushed soul of someone aged 36 it kinda makes sense” (does dan know how to do math). bryony posts some cute pics on her insta story confirming they went to a sushi place and a sky bar (1+2+3). rare birthday boye pic. it stops the bees tweets from cat for dan’s birthday. phil bought dan (himself) a fidget spinner. new amazingphil video: TRY NOT TO CRINGE - My Dating Emails (tinder ad). phil almost blinds himself with the fidget spinner. dan’s life is on hold now that nintendo is releasing a pokemon switch game (and also he’s going to leave dead animals on nintendo’s doorstep if they do not make an animal crossing game). dan changed his twitter icon from this to this. dan liveshow! (highlights: birthday, comic sans, phil’s used the fidget spinner more than him, also got a weather crystal thingy from phil, dan also got sunflowers, dan HATES sunflowers, i HATE dan, terrarium of the day, his family has a pattern of giving dan colin themed gifts this time being a tshirt, friends got him a skull filled with vodka, he loves the babadook, phil is away, no phil liveshow, dan is phil’s pr agent, pokemon gotta catch em all, rant about how annoyingly perfect chris pine is, steven universe discourse, he cringed at phil’s video). also dan’s tweet for his liveshow mentioned (and friendzoned) phil for no reason. also here is some weird shit dan thought he would make his icon. wow young people these days and their exam memes. phil is a finger guns kinda guy. new gaming video: DIL GETS PREGNANT - Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #41. 

third week (15-21): when phil is away dan will post irrelevant sceenshots of what they text each other and it’s sorta sad sorta cute. angery wasps. dan’s houseplants are thriving. phil craves that mineral. new daniel howell video: The Memeing Of Life. centipede drama with documentarist phil lester (also phil doesn’t have wooden floors in his room but ok). dan wishes happy fathers day to dil? phil liveshow! (highlights: thank you for all the fathers day wishes, strong air conditioning in his “room”, he got his dad jams and hacksaw ridge, he has a big family and a lot are in australia, dan was scurred of the centipede, he’s trying to get louise to name her new baby phil, dan is worth £6, he hurt himself with the fidget spinner, not watching love island anymore, chris pine is distracting, some beauty tips, flat earth). “england more like fuckimmeltingdeargodhowcaniescapethisunbearableheatimsweatingoutofmyeyeballswhereisallthebloodyrainweresupposedtohaveland.” some limited edition merch. dan and phil appear in an anthony padilla video. new gaming video: THIS GAME IS TOO BLOODY HARD - Dan and Phil play: Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes #3. oh no phil almost went live in the bath. wow going to america (or are they). phil likes topless guys showering horses. dan and phil appear in #youtubers4grenfell livestream. 

fourth week (22-30): dan and phil #spotted at the airport. dan and phil at vidcon! night of community where dan and phil have a bicker about whose fault it was that they missed their flight to la (run down: dan lost his passport and phil booked the car late and they almost missed vidcon). also the try guys do a funny impression of dan and phil. dan explains. nice pics of the night of community. pics of dan and phil leaving the night of community. phil slept nice. youtube water. dan and phil and tyler. dan and phil meet and greet (not all the pics but some highlights: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten). lil peek into a markiplier vlog. dan and phil @ a party just eating and playing ddr (one + two + three). dan and phil with cute doggo. new gaming video: HELP WE ARE SO LOST 🌎🤔 - Dan vs. Phil: GeoGuessr. dan apologizes for being extra even tho he’s always extra. dan’s an edgelord. dan and phil are jean jacket boyes. dan and phil on the fine bros instagram story + on twitter. dan and phil and badly drawn models. dan is angery on facebook. phil is going to another dimension. new amazingphil video: DAN CURLS MY HAIR! fine bros video: YOUTUBERS REACT TO NICKI MINAJ CHALLENGE (#NICKIMINAJCHALLENGE). dan is an edgelord pt 2. they are on cat’s insta story. ACurlyPhil selfie. dan and phil in a tomska vlog (@ 22:57 and 33:00). just touched down in london town. new gaming video: WATCH US WRECK SOME LOSERS ONLINE - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. dan and phil play with cat’s new pup in this video which made my entire body tingle. wow crash bandicoot is out.

the floor is my undying love for dan and phil.

#phan #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #2017 timeline

[lichfucker]

you reblogged that yesterday but 48 & 49

48. Talk about how your day went

oh boy okay my day today was A Lot and I’ll include some of yesterday both bc this was yesterday’s meme and bc it’s relevant 

I only work 3 days a week and when I’m working I crash at my cousins’ apartment so I don’t have to commute in from jersey every day. there are only 2 other people in the office with me and our boss works out of another office way uptown so we rarely actually speak to her face-to-face

when I went in this week I fully prepared to be in the office tuesday, wednesday, and thursday, and my cousins’ sons had just come back from camp and wanted to see me so we made dinner reservations for last night, y’know, with the full intention that I’d stay over afterwards and then come home after work today

then yesterday afternoon like an hour before work ended my coworkers realized they were set to have a meeting w our boss uptown and, between travel time and our boss’ unceasing ability to talk, it would probably take like 5 hours (the meeting was at 11, I get there at 10, and we leave at 5) so they’d be out all day and there was no point in me even coming in to the office so I might as well just work from home. that’s cool with me, I’ll just catch a late bus after dinner I guess

but since both of them were gonna be tied up all day, I, the lowly intern, would have to run the entire website for the day. I’d have to publish the drafted articles (they didn’t teach me how), cross-post them to facebook and twitter, probably write up a curated piece or two, and do all the editing and database work I’d be doing anyway

so I woke up today prepared for Death

I woke up at 9:30-ish and a little after 10 I texted one of my coworkers and asked just a quick clarifying q abt how the day was gonna go and you know what she told me???????? the meeting was fucking canceled

that’s fine, less work for me to do, but now I’m alone in this house bc my dad is on a plane to texas and it’s just gonna be me sitting alone in the basement staring at an excel spreadsheet for 7 hours trying not to put my head through the window

the work I was doing, on any other day, would’ve taken me maybe 4 hours, tops. by the time 5 pm rolled around I’d barely even scratched the fucking surface. why?

my computer decided to be the slowest piece of shit I’ve ever seen it be. it has never worked that poorly ever. it would take 3 minutes to load a single page, 2 more for it to register that I’d scrolled or clicked something, excel crashed nearly every time I tried to input any information, at one point I opened up the task manager to see what the fuck was going on and EVEN THE TASK MANAGER STOPPED RESPONDING !! WHERE IS MY GOD NOW

on top of all of this my tattoo has been fucking burning I wanna scratch it so bad the itching is ruining my fucking life oh my god JUST HEAL ALREADY

at like 10 after 5 I put my work away I couldn’t fucking do it anymore I had to walk away before one of us broke

oh also boss called me at one point because she couldn’t remember when or how much she last paid me :^)

I listened to both episodes of til death do us blart twice while I was working and it did not help

mmm then I listened to the taz finale and now I’m here and it’s almost 9 pm I’m still in my pajamas and today I have eaten half of a slice of pizza and a bag of m&ms my body is sewage

49. Talk about your dreams/aspirations for the future

I wanna be a tv writer. I am going to be a tv writer. one day I’ll run the room on my own series and it’ll be good, yo, it’ll be really fucking good. it took me so fucking long to get to a place where I can say with full conviction that I am good at the thing I love, I am good at the thing I want to do with my life. I know that I am.

god I just wanna stay in new york like if you’re gonna work in tv in the us you’re either gonna be in la or new york and it’s like 70% la 30% ny and if a show based in la wants me then fuck me I’m gonna fuckin take it, but I want so fucking badly to stay in new york. I don’t have a west coast temperament, I hate the heat, I can’t drive, and I don’t want to fucking be 3 time zones away from everyone I care about. I don’t want to be 3 time zones away from a decent fucking bagel.

and y’know somewhere along the way I’ll meet a girl I guess and she’ll actually like me and we’ll make a life together, just the two of us and our hairless cats, quasar and ozymandias. but that part is negotiable. the rest of it??? I think I’d die without

#lesbianniedison #long post //////////// #caps /// #food mention // #bluh bluh #personal #thx gil this was fun n gay ilu

[legionmade-blog]

freyna for the ship meme !

who done it, love edition : not accepting.

who said i love you first? : i want it to be reyna so badly, you don’t even know.  she just comes out with one, entirely out of the blue, and frank is so surprised he falls out of his chair. when he pops back up, he’s grinning and he’s like ‘i love you too too!!’

who laughs when the other trips? : gOD i’m imagining frank tripping while he’s practicing a speech in front of reyna, and she just cACKLES and its rlly cute

who pays the bills? : i mean. they both deal with the expenses at camp!

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays? : FRONK. MISTER FRONK.  oh my god he just.  goes a little nuts because holidays for him were always really good, and he understands that not everyone had that experience so.  everyone in his life is going to have at least one good holiday if frank zhang has anything to say about it.

who’s more clumsy? : FRANK and he feels so inadequate around reyna because she’s like grace personified, and then one day he sees her trip over her cloak and he just. snorts but doesn’t say anything, and finally he stops WORRYING about it all the time

who checks their daily horoscope? : i can’t really picture either of them doing this, tbh.  i think, as leaders, its better to focus on what you can control, not what you think might happen.  even if its a silly horoscope

who sings louder in the car? : ???D:???? neither?  not that they’re as stone cold as fandom would have it, but they just don’t seem like the type.  i think they’d have really intense discussions or heartfelt conversations, over singing

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? : the day that one of them does this is the day the world ends ok

who is more up to date in pop culture? : ???? frank MAYBE, if only because he came to camp after reyna did. otherwise, its a toss up really

who insists on going to see the newest movies? : pffffffffffff maybe frank? i think he’d probably ask her to go, if only because its got the HULK in it, reyna! its gotta be good!

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on? : frank gets upset a little moreso than reyna, just because… he is an animal sometimes.  but i doubt he’d cry.

who’s the lighter sleeper? : reyna, one hundred percent.  frank could sleep through a natural disaster.

who believes in ghosts? : ………………….. bruh

who does the grocery shopping? : aWWW probably frank. i just – imagine these two getting a place in new rome, and frank comes home carrying all the bags of groceries at once and he walks through the door and reyna’s got her nose buried in a book of some kind and she’s struggling through it buT!! its so domestic im crying

who updates their facebook status more often? : frank?? maybe??

#↬ ┊ frank x reyna. #shepraetor

[askthegrumpyitalian]

8.? (( and what do you think about the country too))

I’m from a small beautiful country called Slovenia!The country basically looks like a chicken if you Google it….

It’s kinda nice and all I mean it’s beautiful! Really ! Nice people good food Really terrible folk music that I just HATE listening to But this country is going downhill straight to hell

Too many bad stuff going on in hereLike yesterday a dude literally dragged a dead body of his wife that was in a bag all around the city to the trash can(I know messed up)And two guys beat one dude so badly just because the guy said to the idiot that he’ll fuck his motherAnd you know what’s more fucked up? He showed how they beaut up the guy on Facebook LIVE

-edit- also it was on the news that the victim died

There are memes already on Facebook about the dude already

I mean I love the my country but I’d prefer to live in Bosnia

Also did you know that Narnia was filmed in Slovenia :3?

[backlitsunshine]

so, it could be that these last three days have been the most radically transformative days of my entire life. I don’t even know where to begin. I feel entirely different. it’s crying, crying, crying. I don’t feel good enough at this, I’m not sure why I’m here, I feel like a fake. but I rise above it, and I remember why I’m here. they didn’t choose me by accident, I am just as good as everyone here. we’re sitting in the lecture halls of MIT, blackboards covered in chalk, and we’re shining, shining, shining. guest speakers specifically for us, and they say we’re the brightest with unmatched ambition. and for once, I see it. I find that I can’t take care of myself, my hands shake and shake and I’m counting on my fingers. missed breakfast, missed lunch, too busy to eat dinner. I want to go home, I can’t be trusted to take care of this body I inhabit, my muscles ache and I want to throw up. but it passes too. the girl next door brings me a sandwich for dinner, asks me if I have any plans. we go to target to get food, I make sure to drink water and take my medicine. I make sure I eat, and slowly my muscles grow stronger. I’m discouraged. our ideas aren’t going anywhere, and I feel wildly incompetent. tears sting the back of my eyes and I curse my team, and most importantly myself. then, we’re sitting on the floor in the dorms. the whiteboard is covered in sticky notes and we’re tossing ideas back and forth. we have one, it’s clever, I’m writing a pitch as they talk technical specs. there’s something inherently satisfying about the way an edited first draft looks, crossed out words, lines, and for the first time in ages I finish something. a Brazilian news source publishes a picture of our team. I joke I’m famous, but really, I remember what an incredible opportunity this is. I slip back into depression for a few hours, not understanding why all of a sudden I’m wanting to run, wanting to disappear. everything causes tears to spring to my eyes, I clench my fists and pray that the rain washes me out. it’s so incredibly lonely, but I can’t stand to talk to anyone and I remember that nobody here knows. it’s overwhelming, it’s not what I thought it would be. but then, I get it. the way I look at entrepreneurship is reframed completely, and sure we went into debt during the market simulator but, I get it. and I learn. for the first time, I learn from failing. and before I let despair overtake me, Larissa knocks at my door. let’s go out, she says. and so, we go to target and take a lyft and it’s us and she takes selfies. I snap out of it. over the coming hours, I feel whole again. I remember how badly I wanted to be friends with her, and now she hugs me and tells me she loves me, do I want her to bring me back Thai food? honorary roommates, she texts me in the middle of the night when it’s too hot and neither of us can sleep. the girl down the hall from turkey brings me coffee and Turkish delights. there’s always an invitation on the table, and one of my friends knocks in the middle of the night asking to borrow something. she says I’m the best, and I laugh, of course, it’s no problem at all. I can talk to anyone, do anything. but I fall miserably in love. that crashing possessive kind, that’s consuming, miserable, unearthly. he doesn’t text me first, he doesn’t talk to me, and I can feel what we had draining. all I can do is watch him, and I simmer, cursing him and wondering what I did wrong. maybe, just maybe if I cut him off he’ll come back. but it’s brutal, it burns, I want to cry and I don’t understand. so I prepare to burn myself at the stake. but in reality that’s not how you should go about things. I text him today telling him we should go out and explore Boston this weekend and he says yes. I say, there’s so much we need to see and do. and he says we definitely need to. I mention the two of us going to Harvard and he feels the same. and isn’t that funny? he makes a witty comment in class and everyone laughs and we make eye contact. I send him something right after telling him he’s a legend. and... I realize that nothing was wrong. we really just have been busy, that things haven’t changed. that you have to be a driving, positive force in your own life. because people are mirrors. never forget that. positive and proactive feel so cliche, but it’s true. who would want to hang out with someone who is clingy and possessive, oozing negative energy who keeps pulling back. him talking to other people isn’t a reflection on us. maybe this won’t culminate in a romantic relationship for the time being because god, we’re so busy but we match on some cosmic level and so losing him due to pettiness would be quite stupid. when things get tough, you have to try harder. so, when people ask me about it I say it’s been both awe inspiring and completely demoralizing. some moments feel utterly shattered, like cutting yourself on broken glass. but the most important thing is what I’ve built out of it. and right now, I feel so whole. I have so many great friends back home who I’ve started talking to on a regular basis again. I have so many great friends here. you just keep living, and learning while you’re at it. there’s not many feelings like fifteen people in a dorm crowded around a laptop playing shark tank as someone shares their grapes. when everyone winces at the rambling narrative of the pitch that misses the point. and how everyone yells when something savage happens, everyone crowded around a new laptop to turn it into a meme. everyone here is automatically friends, there’s nothing like the collective hush when the everyone in the lecture hall is on the Facebook group chat and a staff member catches on. how everyone stands up for something they feel is unfair, no matter how much authority they have. and it’s demanding and there’s so many long hours that makes it feel like I’ve been here for weeks. but, I feel different. stronger. like I can overcome anything now. and maybe in a couple days I’ll be crying again but when that happens, I’ll just learn some more. positive, engaging, a better friend, a better speaker, writer, story teller, a better entrepreneur and a better person.