#I will not be offended if the answer is no LMAO

[followerofmercy]

Would anyone be interested in music playlists I put together?

#daily life with mercy #I will not be offended if the answer is no LMAO #I am very particular about my music so 99/100 times #when someone is like 'oh listen to this kavetham playlist' or whatever #I say 'oh sure!' knowing full well I am not going to do it #my biggest toxic trait #in my defense people will put playlists together so incorrect that it actually annoys me #I'm offering this mostly as motivation to go through and properly sort some of my music by mood for writing purposes #Jordan and Blu are the only people that can recommend me music

[backslashdelta]

Is it even my birthday if I don't have my birthday hat Kurt icon?

#is it even my birthday if I'm not obnoxious about it? #the answer to both is no btw #mine #personal #my birthday #feel free to block that tag if you want to avoid me being obnoxious lmao I promise I won't be offended

[bibyshitsuji24k]

Some sbeciel fans do not understand what a meme is 🫠

#i mean it's Twitter #they get offended easily #they answering in quotes like the big cowards they are lol #a lot of kuro fans reblogged it so they did understand it was a bunch of random pics of what I PERSONALLY like from kuro #if you dont get the aesthetic you probably dont understand what shitpost is lmao

[antirepurp]

eyes fixed, yippee for consistency

the fix was also the stupidest thing known to man: i simply re-exported the base game textures with the same settings i used for the red eye. i have 0 idea what paint.net did to the textures but i guess it somehow slightly affects the way they're shown in-game

also there is a little bit of Fuckery going on with the gradient and the transition in it is not fully smooth after all, probably because the area where they are in the image is mildly small

i added saturation to make the lines more obvious but yeah they are there unfortunately, i think it's also visible on the legs as well. i don't really know if there's a good fix for that, it might have something to do with the way dds images are compressed and the way frontiers handles them and that might make gradients way too tricky to implement. hella unsure if i wanna try to bruteforce them anyway or give up and have him be solely monocolor

#soda offers you a can #at least the eyes are fixed and those were the largest offender #i don't know why my paint.net exports change the eyes' appearance in the game and i have no answers for you #like im pretty sure my export settings are the way they should be but fuck if i know anymore lmao

[ghosts-cyphera]

While I’m at it again I might as well tell you another thing about the unit I worked at 😭 it was literally called the “incest unit” by others in the hospital because a lot of nurses there dated each other

LMAO OH NO what in the grey's anatomy is going on 😭 I absolutely live for all the hospital tea. my mom works in a hospital and she never has any cool dating stories to tell. it's just... stories about people stealing their expensive mugs and designer baby blankets and medication lmao

#(all presents given to the child patients by companies) #my mom's still offended that I didn't give her number to the hot gp I had the other day lmao like mom you don't even share a language?? #🏥 #<- right? #lo answers

[owlheartt]

5 favorite songs? then put it in the askbox of your 10 fave followers blah blah blahbbity blah i don’t remember the whole thing but you catch my drift (i hope) :)

Uh Penelope Scott

Nah but really: You Should Know by Penelope Scott, Pseudophed by Penelope Scott, Feel Better by Penelope Scott, Iscariot by Mosaic Whispers, and Cemetery Pigeons by Penelope Scott

#my answer will change every time. Btw #I should make a tier list of Penelope Scott songs… #that would also change every time I did it lmao #ask #ask game #I’m gonna send this to like 3 random people so if you don’t get it. Don’t get offended please it’s just the end of my school day #galezellybelly

[2d-dreams]

#flatland #im not even thinking rn lmao #roundface is offended because as his noncanon roblox fiancee i should know and preach the obvious answer #zzz

[artisthedgehog]

i feel like im an idiot here but whenever someone doesnt know almost anything abt a thing i know too much about and says theyre a fan i get very annoyed 😭 like i didnt spend nights investigating abt it to call myself a true fan so you would come here knowing 2 things abt it and say ur a bigger fan than me I KNOW I SHOULNDT FEEL THIS OK I LET PPL BE FANS DONT GET ME WRONG BUT YOU GET ME RIGHT

#this kinda happened today i girl i know only talks abt yuqi from gidle now aftre me and a friend showed her queencard #n lke shes saying shes a neverland n stuff #when she doesnt know anything abt the other members???? i asked her like “oh cool u like gidle now wat abt the others?” #she didnt know how to answer #I KNOW IM WRONG DONT COME AT ME #IT WAS JSUT WEIRD #and as a neverland i kinda felt offended she thought she was a bigger fan than me #but yea again i know im wrong i just needed to say it LMAO #n its a very small thing ik but today was a hard day #so sorry :')

[cringeyvanillamilk]

If art requests are open, Takemichi and Mikey like, doing anything cute or being happy together? Idk, cannon is hurting me and I'm not even caught up (also your art is oooof, sosososo pretty)

I totally get it. 😭

Here's a little fluff to distract us from canon-! 😔🙏

Takemichi tried to get Mikey into puzzles but...

#tokyo revengers #hanagaki takemichi #takemichi hanagaki #mikey sano #manjiro sano #my art #art #answered #niche-bitch #Decided to make it a sketch since my energy is low atm! #BUT!! I hope you like it~! #Thank you btw! #Mikey has no patience for puzzles RIP LMAO #Takemichi is OFFENDED

[yourlocaldragondealer]

guys the way this fanfiction just destroyed my, i-

It was so well written but like it was such a punch to the gut, i was barely awake enough to comprehend the sentences but i felt every word. This changed the way i think probably and now im too upset to go to bed. I was expecting fluff. Why did you do this to me.

#Anyways the link is in the answers #lmao my dad walked in on me bawling my eyes out at midnight and i was like “its fine its just a fanfic” and he looked so offended #god morgwen is making me want to tear my heart out and sacrifice it on an altar this isnt healthy #morgwen #morgana pendragon #guinevere pendragon #bbc gwen #Honestly its so hard to get a tear out of me over a book but fics just... do the trick

[cxpperhead]

🍍& 🍋

Random Headcanons

🍍 - What is an event that seemed of minor consequence to them when it occurred, but ended up impacting their life/development in a bigger way?

The first time he stole something non-essential. Copperhead had stolen many times before, usually necessities like food or articles of clothing but the more he continued taking what wasn't his, the bigger the thrill it became. Shoplifting graduated to pickpocketing, then full-on breaking and entering with Copperhead honing his skills over the years to take whatever caught his eye. At that point it was more about the challenge than actual need, since he was living as a drifter and could only carry around the bare essentials. His humble beginnings as a petty thief left him craving greater challenges to feel that rush of adrenaline once more. Murder may slake the dark thirst brewing within but thieving was always a personal pleasure, and a great side business when good assassination contracts are far and few in-between.

🍋 - Is there anything special about their diet, and how do they manage it? If they were to gain/lose a lot of weight suddenly, how would they react and adjust?

As a Serpent Metahuman, Copperhead doesn't require frequent meals. In fact he prefers eating only a few times a week, preferably small meals that are quick and easy to digest. A full belly makes for a slow snake so Copperhead avoids consuming large amounts of food in one go, finding he grows too sluggish on the occasion his greed gets the better of him. He can subsist entirely on meat but Copperhead likes fish and fruit too, having a highly refined palate what with his sensitive tongue. Shellfish like crab and lobster is something he goes wild for but he always tries to avoid gorging no matter how tempting a spread is. Contrary to popular belief, he does not eat rats.

#arkhmlcst #memes ;; random headcanons #🐍 || headcanons #Bless you for sending these in teeth! #And sorry again it took a couple of days to answer #These were fun though! #Copperhead is an absolute bastard and lives for petty thievery #Big jobs too but sometimes he just likes taking whatever catches his eye #It's more about the challenge than anything else #Hunting down exactly what he's looking for and breaking past those defences #He can't really gain much weight due to the way he eats tho #Very lean diet no processed or refined rubbish #Pretty much just meat and fish and fruit #Got that Legoshi type figure with lean but strong muscle so all the proteins #He would be offended if somebody tried to feed him a rat lmao #'Excuse you I am still a person' asdfghjj

[hergan416]

I would ship you with Louis. You would help him live his best life and he would be super supportive and also cut a bitch if they crossed you. Mutually beneficial.

I have so many THOUGHTS and FEELINGS about this lmao. Watch me proceed to take this WAY TOO SERIOUSLY

On the one had: Louis is prime man material, how could I not be happy? But on the other... I would put so much pressure on myself to reach the perfection I see in him so as not to let him down?

This man knows how to keep a house. He knows how to cook, and clean, and organize and do all the traditional housewifey things. He has no need for a housewife. But he's also fucking M. Like. What would me, and my absolutely human levels of cleanliness (when is the last time I've cleaned the bathrooms?) and culinary expertise (lackluster at best) and my fucking retail job offer someone like Louis James Moriarty?

He'd have to like... actually like me. And this is someone who doesn't let other people in. I can't imagine him actually liking me. I can't imagine a scenario where his initial reaction to me wasn't just like his canon reaction to Sherlock, or Moran, unless I wasn't being myself. And even if he did somehow like me for me... I'm not the kind of person that would easily believe it.

And so I'd keep striving to be some perfect being that doesn't exist and that I've made up in my mind and his presence would just fuel this self-destructive tendency.

That doesn't even mention the fact that he sees his purpose in life as being to serve William. Like even post time skip, when he's sitting with William and Albert reading his own diary in The Remains [spoilers, obviously but also just generally darker stuff below the cut]

Louis is literally just begging William to fucking rely on him. Like, Louis. Baby. 😭

How can I get in the way of that??? If I met him pre-timeskip my first reaction would be to repeatedly tell him that he is worth so much more than his brothers let him do. Than what they make him do.

Louis is not in a place to hear that then. I had this whole conversation with him to my steering wheel as I was reading the manga about this and he just... couldn't see my point of view. He's far far far too enmeshed in William to see anything about that situation as a problem.

And yet, I'd do the exact same thing to myself for him.

The person who crosses me the most is me? Would he cut me out of my head? Because that's the only way I see this ending. It's the only way I would want it to end.

That steering wheel conversation ended with him stabbing me. That is the basis of the "hurt Louis" fic. I tried getting to creative about it, and couldn't come up with the context to make it happen... but that's the hurt Louis fic that I used to think about a lot.

So I ship it. But not like that. I ship it in the most fucked up and horrendous sense, where neither of us come out unscathed.

And this hasn't even touched on the amount of time I spend thinking pornographic thoughts about Louis and his brothers.

#ask answered #anonymous #louis james moriarty #louis james moriarty x me #uhh #yeah #lol #i am SO sorry that this is my first reaction but this would make a better story than relationship lolol #actually i think that louis would be less offended by me shipping willouis / louilliam and moriarthree and allouis / loubert #than he would be about the fact i ship fucking SHERLOUIS #can you IMAGINE #lmao

[woundedheartwithin]

Something y’all need to know about me is, if I message you or tag you or send you an ask or comment or address you in the tags, I am NOT expecting an answer! Not ever, and I mean that. I will not get upset if you never reply to it, and this is for two reasons:

1. I know intimately how stressful and scary and exhausting notifications can be, especially when you’re not feeling so great mentally/physically/emotionally, and I will automatically assume this is the case if I don’t get a reply, even if I see you actively posting on my dash

2. I have already forgotten that I sent you something

#she speaks #in fact I’d rather see you posting if you don’t feel up to replying to me because then at least I know you’re okay #posting publicly has a million times less pressure than privately messaging someone and I fully understand that #I absolutely will not ever be offended or upset if you never reply to me #I’m not kidding like I just like to talk sometimes #and sometimes I like to talk at people directly #I do this in real life too lol I just say shit to the room at large without expecting an answer #I’m chatty esp if I’m comfortable with you #and I like to just drop little encouragements in my friends’ inboxes sometimes #lots of times if you have anon turned on I’ll use anon to do this so that you don’t feel pressured to respond to me #but I’m not expecting anything from anyone I promise #I don’t have a right to first of all because your time is precious and I respect that #but also again… I forget shit like that really easily #god just ask my irl friends lmao I just send them shit and then forget they exist 😂 #also also if I’m ever crossing a boundary tell me! I will respect it without question! #I cannot accurately read social cues so you gotta tell me if you want me to stop doing something #and like lmao I know I just said I’m forgetful but I don’t forget shit like that

[torterragarden]

I took a "who is your dbfz main" quiz and it gave me Android 21, who I suck absolute ass with so it's clearly broken. At least it gave me Majin and not Labcoat lol

#i am. a bit offended i didn't get frieza. or at least one of my othet mains lol #i think i would have gotten frieza if i hadn't said i prefer femalw characters generally #cause i feel like a lot of my answers were pointing to him. not purposefully but like he's my main for a reason i know what i like lol #tho i guess a lot of my answers also indicate i like androids #which i do but 21 isn't even my favorite android lol #i think the gender question is what pulled things in her favor #i do tend to prefer playing girls but in dbfz that's kind of an unfair question since the roster is 90% male. because shonen #my main team is all dudes lmao #well anyway. this quiz sucks i should have gotten frieza #whatever i don't even care. clearly #sage speaks

[chubb-e-cheese]

OKAY I don’t have a boyfriend so Someone pls do the “how you see me” trend for me 🥺🥺

#I will love you forever #unless one of the answers offends me lmao

[ithseem]

I know I gave you Malleus for your match-up, but Clover-boi also gives his love

The fact that you went out of your way to make this

#ithseem's slice of life #ithseem answers #the way bro yeeted his way home in my first pull from the vargas camp gacha (I did a ten-pull and the first card that came was camp trey) #also vil lifted his curse of bad gacha luck #i think i offended him when i didn't pull on his birthday lmao #well now he's happy ig #his sr came home too in that 10 pull