#I’d collapse

[elliesbelle]

this old pic of alicia keys does something to me every time i see it

#alicia please… give in… #imagine stud alicia keys… #i’d collapse #belle speaks

[whiskeyswifty]

I’m Phoebe ignoring the crowd of 80k people to gaze lovingly at her.

#god I can’t imagine standing there next to her like singing WITH her #I’d collapse #I’d forget my own verse #also i can’t sing or write songs or play guitar so lmaoooo #my friend and I being like ok we’re gonna just pretend she was mouthing that to Phoebe and they’re the ones in love thanks byeeeeeeee #once again don’t be weird make joke have fun keep scroll

[new-ronantics]

the possibility of mike saying “let’s start a new party, you and me,” while frantically trying to snap will out of the vecna trance keeps me awake at night.

#like could you imagine the panic and desperation in his voice #i’d collapse #byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things s4 #stranger things vol 2

[voilaammayi]

John Hamish Watson at any given moment:

#sherlock and co #I’d die for this man #I just want to put him in my pocket and listen to him ramble about absurd things whole day #but just for a day #I’d have to give him back to baker street after a day or else the place would dunno collapse on itself #there is no baker street 221b without john watson #I’ll fight anybody who says otherwise #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock & co

[spextronaut]

THE FACT THAT HOUSE WOULD RATHER BE DEAD THAN FOR WILSON TO HATE HIM. I AM FIGHTING THE WRITERS WIRH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS

#house md #house 4x16 #greg house #james wilson #hilson #I am collapsed on the floor sobbing none of you bitches prepared me for this episode #I knew I’d be sad but like. what the fuck #Cuddy holding House’s hand??? Wilson checking on House but not saying anything to him??? gonna sob

[rowrowronnie]

hiking time!!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress two fanart #it all started with the heavy bucket hat and then spiraled from there #heavy comes super duper uber prepared for hikes and whatnot #him and medic go bird watching and medic gets pissed because there are No birds out #demo and soldier gossip the entire time but soldier doesn’t know how to gossip and just talks about america like it’s a person #‘yeah i heard scout stole a few a’ engy’s things as payback for hiding his bonk’ ‘i love america did you see how purple those mountains are #scout makes fun of sniper’s stamina and treats every hike they go on like it’s a race and every time he does that he collapses #although not pictured i’d like to imagine engineer putting on sunscreen and then pyro seeing and following #they put it over their suit and run around with sunscreen streaks looking for firewood #and spy is probably sitting in a log cabin reading a newspaper and chuckling because he snuck away and doesn’t have to deal with the ‘daily #team building activities’ #(he’s actually secretly a huge red sox fan and met scout’s mom at a sox game but he’s so incredibly embarrassed of liking baseball that he #hides it so when everyone’s away he tunes into a sox game and pulls out his sox merch and gets hype when the sox score a point) #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #fanart #art #doodle

[gooberthed]

hi will i ever not post at 5 am? errrr anyways lookie!!!!

the video is from my last post, I loved the hc that Vigilante has a pet rat mount named Jimmy … shes so beautiful.

#gooberthed #procreate #pizza tower #pizza tower spoilers #swag #Maybe i should start tagging characters but i think i’d collapse and die #ummm anyways #I haven’t been drawing anything else really #this game lives in my head forever and ever got dam #yipe! #also humanoid pizza granny … she should’ve won the pizza tower sexy person poll idc #i dont find her sexy but she’s awesome anyways ok #im also trying to learn how to draw other characters trust me #ITS FOCKING HARRRRD LOLOL

[kadextra]

Still thinking about how it was revealed that Pato is the “manager” of quesadilla island. Like I thought this guy was the funny mascot character

Is manager top of the rank in the Federation or are there other people we don’t know of, like a director or CEO? why is his actual name censored? are they even real or is that cartoon duck just an avatar character? If so, is the person behind it someone we know? (elquackity I’m looking at you)

#if pato is real and we see them walking around in the server one day I’d collapse on the spot #qsmp #qsmp pato #qsmp federation #qsmp theory

[d3rpydoods]

Eyo what’s poppin’ , drew some god slayer!Macaque from @squidkid15 and @lotusmonkey’s newest AU of the same name i think? Either way, it’s amazing, Mac tearing heaven a new one for killing his dear friend is such a good concept, the bittersweetness of it all makes it even better, on God 😩😭

#i’d like to believe that after he killed them all that he’d return to swk’s grave #and put a bunch of the gods’ weapons or armor in front of it #as a kind of offering #‘i did it’ #‘i did it all for you’ #‘all that’s left for me now’ #‘is to live on for you’ #*AGGRESIVELY COLLAPSES* #lmk #lego monkie kid #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #lmk macaque #terrorizing my mutuals #my questionable creations

[an-actual-floof]

i can’t stop thinking about Spock’s line from “The Naked Time” episode, “Jim, when I feel friendship for you, I am ashamed.”

like yes we all clocked that as insanely fruity and moved on but, can you imagine someone saying that to you? A very dear friend who you know keeps things to himself more than you do. Someone who’s grown up in such a different environment, forced to feel shame for the emotions that dwell so deeply inside him

i would want to hold his heart in my hands and tell him that he’s not a failure of his species and certainly not a shortfall of a friend. for there should never be shame in love and friendship and I regret that he was ever taught that to be untrue

#i know that the episode kinda brushed past it but I’m thinking like #could u imagine someone telling you that? #i’d collapse at their feet and weep that they’re enough #star trek #star trek the original series #star trek tos #spock #spirk #s’chn t’gai spock

[seraphicalsuccubus]

Would you enjoy conversations about wacky conspericys?

obsessed with the way you wrote out conspiracies rn for some reason I’m like fixating on it in a weird fucking way but please note I am NOT trying to make you self-conscious about how you wrote it out because like, who knows what your first language is and shit so I don’t judge because English is a fucking TRAINWRECK to learn, but to me like. it just looks like a made up like fantasy style word? or like the name of some fae mythical creature or the name of a world in a fantasy game or something like important in a weird legendary way, I don’t fucking know what I’m saying anymore

like. ugh. I’m trying to say like. it looks, like … otherwordly, and it has like this, shadowy, mysterious kinda vibe to the word itself that sounds like the name of some ancient and incredibly powerful elven general that made their home deep in the forest of a faraway land and left the ways of war and battle and everything they trained to be so they could live off the grid and has been doing so mostly happily for a while but slowly semi-starting to regret leaving the action and fame they had in their homeland and some annoying adventurers are gonna come disturb the poor thing on their silly quest and try to recruit them back as like their mercenary and eventually convince him to embark on their journey with them and they’re just basically the tank of the group or some shit. I don’t fucking know.

okay wow my imagination got away with me LMAO. but like it’s probs because I don’t think those letters look the way I thought or would expect them to when all put together as a word so I can’t comprehend it and ……. and instead made a fucking fantasy short story prompt out of trying to explain what it feels like it means to me 🤦🏻‍♀️ dear god what am I fucking doing like I don’t even know anymore literally, but I do know this train of thought derailed very much and absolutely doesn’t make sense.

Serena, pls girl, do everyone and yourself a huge fucking favor and shut the fuck up about this word now, lmao.

but okay so I smoked like half a .75g joint with a sativa strain and infused with THCa isolate and the fucking THC percentage of the joint was like fucking 44%

and it straight up TOOK me the fuck OUT. fucking execution style. but like. iron maiden medieval torture device execution style. ya feel me?

ANYWAYS. FUCK. DERAILED AGAIN.

all this to say: I am incredibly deliriously and incoherently high off less than half of a fucking joint I shared with someone several hours ago and would absolutely fucking LOVE to hear some wacky fuckin conspiracies baybee. lay em ALL on me. give me every form of crisis that can be manifested with these theories. I’m fuckin ready to be smothered in this eclectic and batshit fountain of knowledge you are offering my very recklessly curious little soul that knows no better but to take the bait laid for me when it comes to learning new things, lmao

#okay let’s be real even if I was sober I’d wanna hear wacky conspiracy theories like #that shit just hits sometimes yknow #nothing like a midnight series of crises to start/end my day :) #because this shit is gonna make me paranoid and think about shit and my world will collapse on me like chicken little man #the sky WILL be falling for sure #ask

[accursedvoid]

You literally can’t wake up a single day in the 2020’s without some historical event happening I swear.

#I’m very tired y’all I’d like a more low-key decade please #oceangate #Russia #I mean those are just this weeks this whole decade has just been like PANDEMIC PRIME MINISTERS DOWN QUEEN DOWN BOAT STUCK ELON TWITTER #REVOLUTION COUPS CLIMATE CHANGE HEATWAVE RISING COST ECONOMIC COLLAPSE #and it just goes on and on and on #and you WILL learn it via the Destiel meme 9 times out of ten #I want to rest 😭

[lacebird]

How did women go to the movie theatre in 1984, see these scenes and come out of the building alive

#indiana jones #the temple of doom #indiana jones and the temple of doom #harrison ford #I’d fucking collapse

[anothercrisis]

The Big Boy with the Skull Face

1 hour vs 11 hours

#I finally understand why some artists always seem on the verge of collapse #this took so much out of me #I will be able to give very little for the next 3-5 business days #thanks for your understanding #this is why I’m a writer and not an artist #please appreciate this #that’s my kinnie right there #si no offense but I’m sick of looking at your face #never would’ve thought I’d say that #simon ghost riley #call of duty #modern warfare ii 2022 #cod fanart #I did the art thing #it’s the crisis talking

[mawofthemagnetar]

But like. Where did the decked out dungeon get Iskall’s eye, though.

#magnetar rambles #if I wasn’t on the verge of collapse I’d answer my own question

[ghost81194]

#words #I feel like I’m gonna collapse #but like not actually sick sick so I’d have to lie