#I’m not going to remember that lmfao

[messyhairdiaz]

Wip Wednesday

Tagged by @devirnis ☺️ messing around with something. Fingers crossed it turns out like I want it to and that it will see the light of day.

“You’re gonna make me late for work,” he murmured, making no move to extricate himself from the expanse of Tommy’s arms.

“There’s still forty-five minutes until your shift starts,” Tommy argued. He palmed Buck over his shorts, making a hell of a compelling argument.

Buck groaned, his dick stiffening like a traitor. “Still have to shower and eat breakfast,” he pointed out, the way his hips rolled of their own accord belying his words.

Tommy smirked, and slipped under the waistband to take Buck in hand. “Not been so long since I was with the 118 that I don’t remember Bobby’s breakfasts.”

Buck wound his fingers into Tommy’s thick hair to pull him in for a lazy kiss. The scratch of stubble against his own was still so new it kicked his pulse up.

“You better make it quick, Kinard.”

Tommy was already sliding down Buck’s body, leaving wet kisses down his chest as he went. “Like that’s a challenge.”

“Earth to Buckley.”

Buck blinks and finds Chimney waving a hand in his face. He frowns and pushes it away.

“What?”

Tagging @transboybuckley @fiona-fififi @sibylsleaves @gayhoediaz @eddiebabygirldiaz @homerforsure @elvensorceress @rewritetheending

#my wips #wip Wednesday #ugh do I want to make a tag for this fic #bteb #I’m not going to remember that lmfao #buck x tommy #for the blacklists

[pdalicedraws]

So @neil-gaiman said the thing about there having been a planned American 1960s scene with these two feminine presenting and my brain immediately lurched into these Akemi Watabe fashion illustrations from the 60s, I’ll link in the replies bc tumblr hates links, ANYWAY

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #is I guess the tag now? man I remember when we called them air conditioning lmfao #pd alice draws #it’s like 10PM rn so I’m going to schedule this to post in the morning even though it’s just doodles gniiiiight

[desperatecheesecubes]

You can really see how irritated Tim is that he isn’t doing his homework right now

#mine #tim drake #Robin (1993) 24 #I was just complaining the other day about how the new Batman and Robin solicit went out of its way to say that Damian still had homework #and I understand how it might seem hypocritical but I just think that’s not something Damian has ever given a shit about #he thinks regular school is beneath him the boy thinks he’s got three PHDs or something #I don’t remember where the panel is that he says that but he’s a liar obviously lmfao #I love him to death #anyway I don’t know where I’m going with these tags but Tim is the kid who complains about needing to do his homework but not care if he’s #passing while Damian refuses to DO homework and will die if he gets less than an A in any class #not me going off in the tags

[sunachilles]

what if I killed someone.

[ID: a screenshot from the website genius lyrics, showing lyrics to “Jason’s Bar Mitzvah” from Falsettos. The word “photo” is highlighted, and the annotation below it reads,

“In the PBS recording, Whizzer says “No!” at the prospect of taking a photo, and looks uncomfortable doing so, and this is a really heartbreaking moment because he doesn’t want to be remembered this way – sick and dying – or to have his appearance at that point captured in a photo, which is understandable for anyone in that situation, but especially for him since he has clearly established that he values appearance. At the same time, this is one of his last moments alive, since he dies at the end of the song, and so this is the absolute last possible photo they can have of him while he’s alive.

The recording also shows Jason saying “cheese” awkwardly throughout the taking of the photo, which reminds us that, however mature or smart Jason is, he is still a kid, watching someone he cares about die, unsure of how to handle the situation or the feelings it evokes.” /end]

#again lmk if I did the id wrong lmfao #i noticed his ‘no!’ but never thought abt him not wanting to be remembered like that. GOD. #I’m killing everyone who’s ever made jokes abt his death lol #falsettos #analysis #idk why I keep going to genius lyrics just to read an annotation I haven’t previously read #it never ends well bro. #falsettos analysis

[ardentpoop]

i watched 9 seasons in 4 months btw. cone of shame

once I’m done with s10 I’ll be at the point i dropped the show in my initial viewing and that makes me NERVOUS

#we’re in treacherous waters here i was only able to stomach s8-s9 because I’d watched them before and remembered all the high/low points #I remember thinking the s10 finale was so stupid lmfao i was like girl I’m fucking tired why am i still here #going into demon dean arc with my teeth clenched bc it SUCKS

[buggyandthebartoclub]

I am trying desperately to focus and my husband put on a movie called dragon ball evolution and I am absolutely screaming!!!! We’re like???? 10 min in maybe???? Why is Goku some random white guy??? Why is he so old? He’s some “geecko” who gets bullied and has horny thoughts??? He’s at a party at chichis house fighting a group of bullies???

WHAT IS HAPOENING LOL???? They took goku and Kyle-fied him!!! Like what is goku but he chugged mt dew and played cod 😂😭😬 PICCILO????

IM SO SORRY DADDY BAHAHAHAHAHBFFKOENWKXJFJEEJ

I FINAIHED MY TAGS AND BULMA IS ON AND WTF!!!!! IM SO CONFUSED LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING AND GASPING

#WHAT IS HAPPENING????? #THIS IS A FEVER DREAM #THIS IS DRAGIN BALL AU FANFIC ON CRACK!!!! #WHERE IS ROSHIS ISLAND #god I’m trying so so so hard to focus these meds SUCK!!!! #I’m going to have to chug caffeine to focus #I hate coffee and I don’t really drink soda lord help me It’s gonna be chai o clock #Oh my god what the fuck is happening in this movie it keeps getting worse!!!! BULMA is on now and they were like inches from kissing??? #Goku canonically asks bulma where her balls are or like where her p3nus went I don’t remember which when he sees her naked bc he’s like wha #6???? in db ???? #Why does goku have like spidey sense for danger and dragon balls lmfao I absolutely can not what the actual fuck is happening

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Ok guys who are we casting as who in a How To Train Your Dragon South Park au. Like obviously Kyle as Astrid, Stan as Hiccup, Cartman as Snotlout (yall know I’m onto something w that) but who else is who? Go!

#puts Jimbo and Ned as a joint Gobber situation lmfao #no but fr who would Fishlegs and Ruff and Tuff be #I am asking the important questions at 4 in the morning naturally #ah fuck I just remembered I started answering an ask when I fell asleep #I’ll get to that in just a sec #yes my sleeping habits are abysmal also my foot hurts and I’m going to complain

[kidflashimpulse]

can we take a moment to appreciate how our man edu is basically living out some kind of movie scene

#i’m sorry he’s so dramatic 😭 #and so funny 💀 #especially with the way the baddie is fleeing lol #he was going thru a whole script with the guy i respect that #that baddie doesn’t know the ED is gonna always remember him lmfao #also makes that fanart where bart asks him to cover him and he hands over his jacket all the more in character for some reason idk how to #explain it lol #young justice targets #eduardo dorado jr #el dorado #tim drake #looker #robin #cause of my tag rambles imma add #zetaflash #to add to our numbers ✊ #yj #young justice #bart allen

[sunlightfeeling]

I do enjoy that i can have moments of peace where I’m just working peacefully

like enjoying my drink, listening to music; in a rhythm y’know?

and then my brain just has ✨a moment✨

like:

🧠: hey~ (asked repeatedly until i finally listen)

🧍🏻‍♀️: sup?

🧠: hey, listen, you’re having some boba right now and you know what boba reminded me of?

🧍🏻‍♀️: I’m afraid to ask but you’re just going to tell me anyw

🧠: Takuya laughing at the director on Kimura-saaaan because he starts choking on balls

🧍🏻‍♀️: …….

🧠: boba balls

🧍🏻‍♀️: I’m putting headphones on you

#my brain is my roommate #but I can’t get her to move out #ramblin but not a gamblin man #also this story is true but may not be accurate #there is a kimura-saaaan where they go to a boba place #takuya gets a smoothie because he’s a boring old man #but kuramochi (the director) gets boba #and it’s apparently it’s his first time having it cuz… #anyway i don’t remember if that’s why he starts laughing #but he DOES..laugh pretty hard #so I don’t doubt it #did this episode get re-posted……omg i should check his channel I haven’t been on it in weeks 😭😭😭 #I can’t multitask lmfao #I’m watching dramas and playing infinite wealth rn #I can only manage focusing on two big things at once 🥲

[lesbianlenas]

the fact that u are supposed to be like very still while doing oral arguments is funny to me bc my professor is like if u do anything u will distract the judge like the judge is a toddler or smth 😭 she’s just lucky i will be too anxious bc when i start speaking passionately i normally start going full italian hand gesturing like that’s when u can tell i’m really getting into it but i won’t do that if i’m nervous which i will b. bc i think my hands going all over the place would b more distracting then putting ur hands in ur pockets lmfao 😩

#michelle speaks #it’s funny bc like 90% of the time i do not gesture w my hands when i’m speaking #but the second i start going off abt smth the italian genes really do kick in 😭 #i was just thinking abt how i must have picked this up from my family but i don’t remember them gesturing a lot but i just realized #1. that i’m so used to it i prob don’t notice 2. my mom actually gestures all the time when she’s talking lmfao #her sister once smacked someone in the fact from gesturing w her hands 😩 my dad probably gestures too i just hate him lol #but like yeah most of the time i don’t…..but when i do my hands start going crazy 😭😭😭

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

save me local historical attraction

local historical attraction save me

#In the few days I’ve been gone I’ve applied for about twenty jobs and bookmarked a bunch of used cars and listed 7 items on eBay #Suddenly I’m productive again… #…disturbingly productive in fact #More productive than someone without executive dysfunction. I can clean and organize and read long paragraphs at will #alternating for an hour or two at a time all day long #On the downside I seem to have lost some of my musical ability. #I can’t play through songs I was capable of playing flawlessly just a week ago #I’m making weird unhinged mistakes on the recorder I’ve never made in my 11.5 years of playing #Like hitting the low C so it squeaks and reversing the order in which notes are played #or playing notes that are straight up wrong that I’d never mistake for the correct notes in a hundred years #Also I’ve noticed that when I go into a grocery store I tend to be way more spacey than usual #(staring without blinking at fluorescent lights #having a delayed comprehension of words spoken to me #feeling the need to lean heavily on the cart and walking around aimlessly in kind of a daze etc. etc.) #My speech has been getting progressively worse as well. I know what I mean to say but the words will not come to me #Hopefully I’m not headed towards a meltdown and its horrible week-long hangover lmfao #That would suck ass #Omg I just remembered I have that icepack mask thing #Yeah #gonna use that right now LOL

[mommalosthermind]

Me: Oh man. How do people do this? I wish I could take dance lessons, but that’s not really a solo activity…

Him: is this a call out post.

Me: this is a verbal statement?? That I made to myself?? Out loud??

Him: are you calling me out? I don’t really like dance, it’s like cooking for me. Y’know, one of those arts that’s nifty when other people do it. Pretty but also why. I could be doing other things. We can YouTube lessons probably though. I’d do it if you wanted. What got you on that?

Me: *holds up tablet* fic references. I tried to write a dance and couldn’t get the bodies to do what I needed. They’re all backwards somehow.

Him: Backward? *squints* Can I teach you more fighting? I love your fight scenes, you should write more of those too.

Me: ….sure?

#momma talks #lmao #sometimes he pops up and I have to be like hey remember how you keep telling me you’re totally not somewhere on the ADD ladder? #yeah you’re totally on the add ladder #anyway I’m gonna go back to watching people move in ways i literally don’t understand so maybe I can write this scene better #which is a dance scene. and not a fight scene #those are easier lmfao #violence makes sense. how those hips move ….does not

[heartshapedtrap]

just hung out w friends for five hours and feltso full of whimsy I could pass out <333 I miss them so bad already but I get to see them tomorrow tooooo

#like it wasn’t even planned we just talked on the phone then met up at **** house chatted while our other two friends made us friendship #bracelets and watched the cat be silly with a bowl of water that was like two hours of us doing that #then agroup car ride (I love when we do this sm it’s like my favorite part when we hang out) skin to skin in a tiny fucking car laughing #talking listening to music on our way to Taco Bell then rode around taking scenic routes b4 gas station break to like pee n buy snacks :33 #flicked up another scenic route went to the epic park w the cool playground n reminisced about how it felt like being a kid again at 1am #I’m convinced all these fuckers are neurodivergent bc not one of them can go without stemming and ***** fucking climbing on top of the every #single thing LMFAO doing backflips off of swings and stuff too I had like an insane amount of whatever bc I skipped like the entire time #just to idk be silly and **** joined in :))) switches seats in the car and went to another park then rode in the car again to more scenic #routes and all the way back to **** house to get our stuff and each driveour cars back home <3 #we group hugged at the epic park and the moment was so surreal bc we all were close to crying especially ******* like I love my fwends sm i #cannot even properly describe how happy they make me feel like sonearnestly so #I weirdly felt closer to ***** tonight too probably bc we indulged **** antics together and were skin to skin in the backseat of the car #like having to fasten each others seatsbelt his arm awkwardly behind me n out the window that close n how alike we are… #OH WAIT him and **** buzzed their hair like days before n it really hit me that I haven’t seen him w shirt hair since I’ve first known him #when we all were once coworkers together and it’s like a fond memory now and crazy to think about how we’ve all grown together as friends #ok done being sappy now b4 I actually fucking cry like eyes are on the brink as I type :p #* #personal #heartshapedtrap #can y’all tell I left my journal at home… and needed to like remember how happy I’ve felt since seeing friends <3 #omggg i forgot to mention how they all cheered and were like happy for me during the scenic car ride that I’m almost certain im lesbian #still unsure of myself but I think that’s probably the closest label idk I just feel really happy that they support me nomatter what yaknow

[sableghost]

don’t get me wrong i love sports but it sucks to be reminded that most popularized forms of it are just business decisions at its core with little regard for the Real people involved 🙃

#yes this is about #f1 #lol #i think the thing w motorsports is that. there is little room for the human aspect of it despite how media wants to frame things #it’s inherently hypercapitalist bc what other sport is so okay with being a walking billboard? #sure sponsors are an unfortunate necessity bc everything=$$$ these days #but i remember the outcry when the nhl introduced literal PATCHES to their jerseys lmfao #idk i’m going on a tag rant here but the situation w nyck and dan has me so:/ #jayce alert

[godblooded]

the first thing people always notice about alana is her eyes.

#headcanon. dr. bloom. #headcanon. dr. bloom. a good forensic psychiatrist; maybe the best. #[they’re the frost of water turning to ice before its full freeze in the earliest winter morning. #they’re the color it turns as it thaws slow slow slow and then freezes again. they’re so cold. #but they’re purely near white blue. wolffish and beautiful at once. they can be so cruel. and she can have the kindest eyes you’ve ever #seen. she can make you feel incredibly loved or she can absolutely crumble you with a glance. she KNOWS it too. #all her emotions show through her eyes is also the problem. she lies so well because she forces herself to feel it. so potent. #she can replicate an emotion painfully well for herself. she fucking hates it. it’s so hard and so much to deal with. but without it— #she wouldn’t be her. she’s explained the way her empathy works to a few people and I distinctly remember it was trish who was like #‘Jesus Christ I wouldn’t want that shit’ without even meaning to before going ‘it sounds so overwhelming to deal with’ before Alana broke #down in tears seconds later because she’s not hard and if you think she is you’re buying what she’s selling and you’re being grifted. #Alana bloom is my most dangerous muse and I write kitty ‘nexus of nothingness embodied’ valentine. #but I tend to think: would kitty be tricked into… anything by Alana? oh yeah. like. immeasurable yeah. a yeah the size of Texas. #Alana finds your weakest point because every single diamond has a flaw and she just g e n t l y begins to chip. #she’s good!hannibal. she’s the actual good doctor like. I think Tara Jess and I have unironically convinced the fandom that’s her title. #(lmfao it isn’t it’s lecter’s but book!lecter deserves it. show!lecter was a shit therapist. at least book!lecter was amazing at his job.) #and you know who his protege is? Alana!!!! she’s so deadly I’m in love with her and I’ve loved her for years now. #me: this is the side character I’ve written for more than a decade who causes a chain reblog reaction every time I post that gif set #if you know you know.]

[swordmaid]

every time I’m eating an apple I just remember that time in third grade where I was really thirsty and some girl that was eating an apple came up to me and said that if I was thirsty I should just eat an apple because they have a lot of water and then walked away

#every time I remember it I always go ??????? #like it was so bizarre. I’m still baffled LMFAO like girl ok ..