Does anyone else in this house like gay lawyer game
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a lil creepy idea i had about stalker!soap [no major tw's. except stalking. obviously.]
Lounging in your place, in the main living area.
Whatever it is you're doing, you are clearly too occupied to notice the lurker. He's not behind you; not inside at all. But he's somewhere.
You sneeze into your elbow, shaking off the sudden interruption. As soon as your eyes drift back to your phone, you get a text.
Unknown: Bless you.
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what if alecto remembers being nona this what if alecto doesn’t remember being nona that…what if harrow remembers being nona
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Me using pose practice as an excuse to draw slutty All for One:
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Okay I’m half asleep so this might be an awful idea. Character who name their mobility aid Able and their weapon Cain. Cain and Able. Get it
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do you think grade school mike wheeler would constantly sign his projects with ‘M-W’ and not because it’s his initials, but because to him, it’s like signing Mike and Will? and then the internalized homophobia kicked in and he stopped doing it because bro was paranoid he’d get called out
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Remember that part where Loki says ‘Kneel’ in Avengers (2012)? Well, story-wise that took place in Stuttgart. In reality, that was filmed in Cleveland, Ohio. Alright, fine I guess, except they couldn’t even be bothered to reproduce an actual square in Stuttgart. Also, it’s never explained why… Stuttgart. Why not Berlin, Hamburg, München, Köln, Aachen? Even Hannover makes more sense! So my guess is that it just sounds exotic and German.
Anyway, this is typically one of those things I am unreasonably worked up about! So much so that I decided to risk my life on the Deutsche bahn to go to Stuttgart myself!
Now allow me to say: Rose, one, Tom Hiddleston, zero, since to my knowledge he never made it out of Cleveland, Ohio and into Stuttgart, Germany.
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wine tip! if you have a wine that’s too dry for your taste go to the store and buy a cheap bottle of moscato (I recommend barefoot or those $4 bottles they sell at aldi) and mix the extra dry with the extra sweet and it makes a tolerable wine
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That moment when you finally have a keychain (for the keys of my car) where you can place the photo of someone in but you have no one to put a photo of 🥲
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
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