#LEGEND OF ZELDA: SHOWER THOUGHTS

[m5or]

I have a question for the Zelda fandoms, is Ganondorf a potterer? Does he like to do pottery? Would this explain the "hero's" drive to smash pottery? (this is where the true grudge comes from lol) As someone who is a potterer. I could totally understand that Gannon would start cursing the kingdom of Hyrule out of pettiness. (idk maybe the pottery is cursed or something.) Imagine Demise and all the Ganons in a therapeutic pottery session. Taking pride and joy in their craft only to then dread the eventual comically large stampede of links. The eternal cycle of pettiness. heheheh may- shattered recreation.

#shower thoughts #i mean they respawn like enemies too soooo #maybe in a modern AUs he's a potterer? #someone breaks your pottery so you break their land and bloodline. #petty Ganon #The Dark Lord of Pettiness #the legend of zelda #linked universe #loz #lu memes #ganondorf #lu #skyward sword #ocarina of time #twilight princess #minish cap #adventure of link #botw #breath of the wild #tp #oot #lu time #lu twilight #lu warriors #lu wild #lu sky #lu four #lu hyrule #lu chain #prompt?

[shadowlinktheshadow]

played ww and now im thinking about floormasters and gloom hands

im like 90% sure someone already made this connection, but

colors a bit off and no eye on floormaster but I see a connection

#shower thoughts hmm #well one is gloom and one is just some hand but #theyre both floor-hand-thingys #why not? #might write a fic for this but i lack writing skills #lets see how many drafts it takes for me to get out something good- #linked universe #legend of zelda #zelda ww #zelda totk #floormaster #gloom hands #totk spoilers

[chaosfantasmic]

Sooo, are we just going to ignore the fact that wars is Probobly secretly, not as confident as we think he is? Like think about it, the last time he was confident in him self he was a liability, the one thing he's most afraid of. He's probably worried that if hes ever confident in himself again then he'll be a liability like last time. And due to this he probably has incredibly low self esteem. Because he's worried that if he shows the slightest bit of confidence, that he's proud, then he'll be a burden, and then the others will have to come help him. So he's not aloud to be proud of himself, not aloud to be confident, not aloud to show the slightest bit of self praise, even if he probably deserves it. Because he's scared of being useless

#shower thoughts #lu thoughts #lu warriors #legend of zelda #linked universe #funny #silly #lol idk what else to put here #but like think about it #ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT IT???? #good does it make sense now?? #It better #Oopsiehehe wars Has ptsdhehe

[sunset-peril]

I thought too hard about my Werewolf Link lore and all the genetic modification that the Sheikah/Yiga did to make that man, like all the genetic mapping and sequencing and splicing that had to have been happening to make such a large scale project work

Under the cut for people who don't want the transcript of my crisis

Like they probably had the entire genome/genotype, the entire genetic makeup down to every last mutation, of each of Link's ancestors. Talk about identifying information!

They had to have had a list of what genes and traits and mutations were considered Wolfbred or not because obviously Twilight was Hylian and his children are all Hylian so if we're going to classify them as something Other Than Hylian we need to know exactly what makes them Not Hylian.

Like if Purah could access those files and records from 10,000 years ago she could probably recreate a very likely genotype for Link without ever taking a sample from him because the reason he's considered 'pedigreed' is because all this man's ancestors were registered into this system and so even with having no idea who married who after getting exiled, you still know almost exactly what makes up Link, sparing spontaneous mutations that occurred post exile.

Yeah, so, I sent myself into a philosophical/moral crisis

#don't take genetics kids #tw genetically modified organisms #tw: genetic modification #hyrule's final stand #breath of the wild #my stuff #the legend of zelda #shower thoughts #but instead of gifting new ideas #they just spiral #ancient sheikah

[magpie-sherlock]

as much as i love the idea of there being a set reincarnation for the Links, as it allows for more creativity, i also really like the idea of there being no set reincarnation and instead Hylia just picks a random guy whenever she needs a hero and they all happen to be named Link

like Ganon reappears and she just lunges for the nearest dumb blond with an affinity for swordsmanship and eating rocks

#shower thoughts #except i was using my punching bag #loz #link #linked universe #hylia #goddess hylia #legend of zelda

[zarina3908]

Lets play an association game with the new Zelda trailer

hmm?

#idk idk #we are all just throwing spaghetti at this point #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #tloz #breath of the wild 2 #obviously it isn't perfect #not 1-1 by a loooong shot #but it was a shower thought #so #here you go guys

[agithasbugs]

Complete ramble, shower thoughts if you will... If the Yiga Clan is a group of Sheikah who wants revenge on Hylians, why would they let Hylians into their clan?

Short answer?; I think they'll most likely turn on their own teammates once Ganon is revived... Thought process below cut

With the ability to get the Yiga armor in totk, we've found out that that lil brown puff on their head is a pony tail, it comes from the hair on their head. Link is sometimes criticized about his, the others saying that they're supposed to be as anonymous/uniform as possible, and his blonde hair is distinctive...And of course while they're actively hunting Link, the Yiga clan is also a group that wished to revive "their king" Ganon, with their motive behind that is to get revenge on the Hylians who tried to exhile the Sheikah tribe, meaning they ARE Sheikah, but is it exclusive to them? That's highly unlikely because the "Travelers" we meet don't look Sheikah at all, but either way, the majority of them should be Sheikah right..? Or at least the ones who keep their face hidden... An observation that I had made (bringing us back to the ponytails from previously) is that their hair is brown. Just a simple travel back to Kakariko village shows that the Sheikah have white hair... Now hair dye is obviously the answer, (like the Kochi Dye Shop, which is ran by a Hylian, meaning they most likely won't support it by taking their business there, and maybe created a dye process of their own?) But if that's the case... what's stopping Link from dying his hair for his uniform, like he does with the Ember, Charged, and Frostbite sets...? and even if hair dye is the answer, why would they do it? Since they're seeking revenge, that shows that they have some pride in who they are. Being anonymous as a single person makes sense, but as a whole...? Another possibility is to differentiate themselves from the Sheikah in Kakariko. But Dorian who used to be in the Yiga Clan, still has white hair. But that would mean the "pony tail" is actually a wig, or some other sort of head/hair piece to conceal their real hair... Which might make sense, being that the uniform Link obtained was a new design, but if it was, then that means the other members disagree with it and they would end up keeping the old uniform... Though even then, wouldn't that serve the Hylian members, keeping them anonymous towards their supposed teammates...?

This may or may not be continued, but all it is, is thoughts to be written, and shared to add at least 15-20 minutes to your shower, or fill the thoughts of others with loz instead of useful real-world attributes<3

#tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #breath of the wild #loz botw #loz totk #yiga clan #rambles #shower thoughts

[rangoonren]

with all the levels of islands, the surface, and the underground, there sure are going to be a lot of tiers of the kingdom, huh?

#totk #tears of the kingdom #zelda tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #im sorry #literally posting while standing in the shower bc shower thoughts #my posts

[manxden]

[Twilight Princess]

Link and Zelda out in a neighboring kingdom, Link is accompanying Zelda as a wolf while she’s dressed down to be able to see what the local culture is like firsthand. A woman approaches her, “Oh, what an impressive dog! What breed?” Zelda looks down, “Oh, he’s a Linkinese.”

Link, later that evening in front of the fire, “Linkin… ese…?”

#legend of zelda #wolf link #twilight princess #link #zelda #shower thoughts #laff

[legend-of-rabbit]

Heyyo!! I’m new here but I’m just gonna dive right in!

Here are some Legend of Zelda Thoughts I’ve had recently that I’ve wanted to share:

Temples aren’t actually built like the way we see them in the games. They were originally temples, caves, and the like. However, when a boss monster starts to live there, the whole area becomes magically distorted as the boss’s defense mechanism. If a boss lurked in a cave, the cave would become a dungeon.

The weapons, hearts, potions, and tools that Link finds in the temples are placed there by the Fierce Deity, the Spirit of the First Hero. He watches over the timelines, raising heroes when danger befalls the people of Hylia once again and equipping them with everything they need to vanquish the danger.

The Fierce Deity and Hylia were made the deities of time after their deaths facing Demise. Together they watch all the times of Hyrule, raising a hero in time to face the next evil. This is why a hero is never born late. However, after the Hero of Time defeated Ganon, the sages acted foolishly, sending the goddess-raised hero to a past where he would not be able to save the alternate future. Thus there was no hero when Ganondorf came again. But the sages acted wisely when they flooded the land, frustrating the enemy’s rise to power and protecting the people until the deities could raise a new hero.

Ganon never returns on his own. He is not part of the cycle of reincarnation, not like Zelda and Link. The cycle started before Demise, when Hylia and the first Hero fell. When he was beaten by the Hero of the Sky, Demise added himself to the cycle, but without the agency of divine power. Thus he can only be brought back; he can never return of his own volition. Throughout history, he is most commonly called back by the king of the Gerudo, Ganondorf, but he has also been called back by Ghirahim, Vaati, the Twinrova, Aghanim, monsters, (and whoever brought Calamity Ganon upon Hyrule).

#legend of zelda #linked universe #LoZ shower thoughts

[faroreskiss]

Has it been talked about before? I think Flora (BotW/TotK Zelda) would absolutely hate being called "Goddess" in bed. There is legit trauma in there.

#im sure somebody thought about this before #zelda fandom #legend of zelda #lu flora #farie rambles #too much information #shower thoughts #fanfic meta #totk #botw

[vellik89]

"Kooloo Limpah" has the same number of syllables as "Dies Irae" and, therefore, could replace these lyrics in the aforementioned Gregorian chant.

Do with this newfound information what you will.

#shower thoughts #loz #tingle loz #legend of zelda #gregorian chant

[this-is-a-blog-of-some-kind]

How poetic for there to be 3 dragons vassels of the triforce goddesses, and then zelda with the power of THE goddess Hylia, who has now taken the form of a dragon to save her people

#had this thought in the shower and it made me sad #but she's willing to do anything to protect those she loves #legend of zelda #Tears of the Kingdom #TotK #Zelda #Link #Tears of the Kingdom spoilers

[chaosfantasmic]

Wait what if skys always tired? Because its like a metaphor of how he'll never be able to fully rest, because he forever cursed a bloodline, so he'll never be able to rest, because demises curse is permanent. Forever.

#shower thoughts #legend of zelda #linked universe #funny #silly #lol idk what else to put here #lu sky #plsss #Someone give him therapy #I'll pay to it #Plsss

[sunset-peril]

I am honored to be the enemy, if it means this suffering ends. - Queen Zelda

#fanfiction #booksivewritten #legend of zelda #breath of the wild #hyrule's final stand #my stuff #wolfbred chronicles #this was a shower thought #it's going in the wolfbred chronicles at some point #this would make wonderful art #I'm separating the Zeldas by middle name #queen zelda #queen zelda is zelda miranda #princess zelda is zelda esmerelda #and of course #the princess' daughter is zelda ivee #imagine this with the queen holding a baby link as she writes this #please it is a wonderful image #i would draw it if i could #Proclamation to End Wolfbred Exile #pre breath of the wild

[helixsnake]

Dodongos are weak to eating bombs...

but your bomb bag, a thing that is made specifically to safely hold bombs, is made out of a Dodongo's stomach

????????????

#zelda #shower thoughts #fridge logic #the legend of zelda