SmallEtho headcanon time let’s go.
When they are cuddling, Joel usually ends up tucked against Etho’s chest, with Etho’s chin on his head. It’s really mostly a matter of Etho being a tall gangly thing needing lots of space & Joel being, uh, more compact. But sometimes Joel decides this needs to be switched up. Of course, he doesn’t tell Etho that. He just sorta wriggles out of Etho’s grasp, scooches up the bed & pulls Etho into his chest.
Now, don’t get it wrong, Etho has no problem with this; it’s actually really endearing & he enjoys being held like that. However. It’s way way way more fun to annoy Joel. So he will escape Joel’s arms, scoot even higher up on the bed, & tug Joel back under his chin, saying nothing.
Naturally, Joel is annoyed & repeats the position change.
So Etho does it again.
& they sorta wind up spending the better part of half an hour just. Silently fighting over who gets to hold the other. Eventually they run out of bed & Joel’s neck is at a weird angle against the headboard & Etho will rotate them to face the other way & it just… continues, neither of them willing to stop or verbally acknowledge that this is happening.
Joel does this out of his stubborn need to assert his dominance (read: he just wants to hold Etho why the actual fuck can’t he just have this???). Etho just likes watching Joel get progressively more annoyed & listening to his little huffy noises of exasperation.
Eventually, they grow tired of the whole thing & they will relent. (Insert optional make outs here.)
In the end, Joel is happy to get to hold Etho in peace & Etho is delighted to be held, safe & secure, listening to his soulmate’s heart (even if it mean his feet are hanging well off the end of the bed).
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Not sure if this has been brought up before but, Billdip with a pet?
Neither of them really seem like Pet guys to me, more like Stuff In Jars kinda guys. But maybe petsitting for Mabel or someone else? I think the minute Dipper showed any affection for something other than Bill he would get really jealous and Dipper would think it's very funny and very annoying. I specifically like the idea of Bill vs a cat bc I think they would HATE him on instinct and they'd definitely hiss at eachother. Bill's very much of the opinion that pets are useless brainless hunks of flesh that eat your food, but he's also got very little competition in terms of Affection coming from Dipper and if HE doesn't get pets and treats, neither does this stupid creature that skulks around the house eating spiders and ripping up the carpet. That's BILL'S job
They really are both kinda Stuff In Jars guys, aren't they?
That being said, Dipper's absolutely the type to get suckered in by something cute if it showed him attention and affection. Likely he found it on the street, or rescued it from a monster; then of course claim he'd only keep it for like a day before bringing it to a shelter. Maybe two.
And he would, too! He is Responsible™ and wouldn't want to introduce a poor innocent animal to the vicinity of Bill.
UNLESS said creature was very Clever and Conniving and wormed its way into his heart, using all kinds of dastardly tricks and loving affection. Then two days turns into three, and to a week, until Bill knows with Dread Certainty that this slimy little hairball is here to stay.
It's probably a cat, let's be honest.
If for no other reason that Bill doesn't seem at all like a Dog Person. If he had to take that thing for WALKS and PICK UP after it, it'd be about two hours before he 'accidentally' left the door open during hours of heavy traffic - whereas a cat is standoffish and independent enough that they can safely spend their days ignoring each other in the same room.
But you just KNOW that he seethes with jealousy anytime Dipper gives that miserable feline a gentle kiss on the forehead.
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I must must MUST know what Harry's favorite thing about Draco's is
His smile.
Most people never see it. Most people assume the harsh lines of his face combined with a biting attitude to match is all that is there.
Yes, Harry's favorite thing about Draco is his smile.
The way his lips twitch every morning when they are woken up by Penny—their deaf owl that doesn't realize the sheer volume she possesses with each hoot. The way a small smile curves his lips when he sees that tea has been made for him at breakfast despite the fact that Harry has been doing that for years. The way a shy smile comes out whenever Harry holds his hand, the gentle curve just begging to be kissed. The way he grins every time Harry leaves for work and forgets his broom. Every. Single. Day.
But his favorite smile, oh no, his favorite smile is the small gentle one pressed into Harry's neck at night when he is told how much he is loved, how much he is cared for and how Harry thanks every single day that Draco became his husband.
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Ride 753.5: Hayatani-san wants to help
Pag 1
1: Inside Sohoku High School, there is a school store
Nyarun!! Everyone, how are you!? I'm Hayatani Yuuko (24)!!
(“Nyarun” is a greeting)
2: I run the school store, and I'm kind of an idol among students
Uhm, if you'd like, please read this
3: Apart from my job, I also give love advice to school girls
And I receive a lot of love-letters from school boys
4: Uhm.... how about a meal together next time?
And also the staff members approached me a lot!
Every day is so busy!
Pag 2
1: Or well, there was a time like that too....
Current Hayatani Yuuko (44)
2: Lately my fingers have gotten a little round
3: They're cute anyway, even round!
Alright! It's time to take the bread for lunch, let's go
5: That day, I saw something that I shouldn't have seen
Unexpectedly, it was happening in the shadow of the school building
6: That's.... I can't be wrong
Pag 3
1: An appalling scene of bullying!!
2: That tall guy is threatening that boy with glasses!! That must be a “crime scene”; I can't be mistaken
Ah!! Looking better at that boy with glasses... it's the boy who sometimes comes to buy bread with Naruko-kun from the bicycle club!
Pag 4
1: What should I do!!
Call someone!? But if while I do that, the boy with glasses gets hit....
2: The color of that tall boy's shoes... he's a second year!?
But despite his appearance, the boy with glasses is a third year
3: A second year is bullying a third year!? What kind of guy
4: Ahh, the more I look at him the scarier he looks!!
With those eyes wide, and his mouth open so much it shows his gums, he looks like a wild beast whose shackles came off!!
5: The boy with glasses looks so scared, but he's desperately enduring it!! He's looking down!!
“Hand me your money”
6: “Come on, hand me your money”, he's surely saying that!!
Pag 5
1: If I don't help him soon-!!
Do your best, Yuuko, summon your courage!!
2: Ple...ease.... sto....p
3: Ahh, but that's a little.... scary
Would I get hit? I'd get hit, and it would definitely hurt, it would deeefinitely hurt!
4: For- for now I'll assess the situation.... let's prick up my ears and listen!!
5: …. please
… please!!
He's speaking formally!? He's bullying him while speaking formally!?
6: …..I don't, please!!
What's with that scary face!!
7: I don't
I don't
Money!!
I don't have my own money, he's saying!! What a boy!!
Pag 6
1: I have no..... self-confidence.....
2: Even though I was chosen as a member
Pag 7
1: Self-confidence1?
Member...? What?
2: It's alright
Because, Danchiku-kun, you ran in that harsh training camp
3: and you defeated Sugimoto-kun!!
5: Kuaaaaa
Sugimoto-san!!
6: ….yes
7: Yes!!
Pag 8
1: It's alright, since it's you, Danchiku-kun, you'll do great
3: Ye.... yes!!
4: It's here!! That boy's killer strong smile!!
With that, that boy can capture people heart
5: I found courage!! Thank you so much!!
Yeah... well...
He bowed his head...!!
6: Did he tame the wild beast!?
This was Hayatani-san, who still doesn't know Onoda-kun's name but now deepened her understanding of him
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