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#Legacy of Memes
kainissoable · 1 year
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Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out - The Corpse and the Spider Edition
Adir: “I’m gayer.”
It’s not a competition.
Knell: “How do you know?”
They got a letter for the Department of Gay Affairs, just like everybody else.
Vivian: “Your mother and I still love you.”
Have you even been listening? This day is about who they love, not you.
Marion: “In that outfit?”
Not everyone comes out as stunningly as you.
Victor: “Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization’s diversity initiative?”
Come on. At least wait a week before swooping in with corporate requests.
Oyul: “Hi, Gay, I’m Dad.”
Actually, this one is fine. Everyone loves a classic.
Avendal: “This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you.”
Don’t imply that their closeted sexuality was easily apparent to anyone who peered through their windows with binoculars every night.
(All disaster vampires here listed belong to @dongtopus. Link to The Corpse and the Spider.)
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asmolbirb · 1 year
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hey sorry we put your boyfriend on a show where the game changes every time. yeah he has no idea what game he’s about to play. but he’ll be fine once he realizes the only way to win is by learning, the only way to learn is by playing, and the only way to begin is by beginning. yeah actually we’ll be beginning without further ado but you can pick him up after. sorry again.
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dapper-lil-arts · 3 months
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Obssesed with the idea of mom-like Celestia
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choccy-milky · 12 days
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(ominis is already on his family's plan but he's there to annoy seb anyway)
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restingjudge · 1 year
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Everything new is actually well-forgotten old.
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bioniclechicken · 1 year
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horse meme
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slytherfrost · 1 year
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i’m both
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ourunmei · 1 year
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You can't even tell me I'm wrong.
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lescahiersdesable · 11 days
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ellivenollivander · 10 months
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kleinundscharf · 1 year
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Some of the juiciest Hogwarts legacy dynamics in my opinion
Sorry not sorry lol
First one cuz Imelda is “the Muscle” and I declare it canon
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teathattast · 1 year
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localravenclaw · 2 months
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MC: *staring longingly at Sebastian from across the Great Hall
MC: I can fix him.
Poppy: Girl, you are worse than him!
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choccy-milky · 19 days
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seb after getting his ass beat by the MC 😍 ((redraw of this pic which has become a meme on twitter lol))
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ankle-beez · 10 months
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harmonytre-reblogs · 1 month
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I finally connected some dots.
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