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shimshenanigans · 5 months

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My aunt said she was gonna comp me gas money for taking her to the airport and for doing the driving to the mushroom class earlier in the week.

She didn't comp me gas money.

SHE GOT ME A WHOLE ASS CAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I've had some awful repair bills lately on my old bucket of bolts. I didn't even realize how stressed I was about it until the immediate relief I felt once I realized what was happening. It's a 2016 Hyundai Elantra with less than 40k miles on it. Plus it's got the nice snow-rated Michelin tires!! In her words 'We worry about you when we're out in Florida and out of range to help.'

LIKE WOMAN HOW WORRIED WERE YOU OMGGGGGGGGG

This still doesn't feel real. It's been like 9 hours and I'm still smiling, my cheeks hurt

#Life of Shimmy

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midoristeashop · 11 months

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Silly little life update but I graduated!

Consider this a continuation of alka’s fic “The Golden Light” where jack hic tooth and baby tooth attend Jamie’s graduation 🥹

I should be able to draw more stuff now but in the mean time byeee!!1!!1

#the golden light #hijack #jamie bennett #jackycup #otnwas #toothless’ roar sounds like thunder n lighting so he basically jump scares everyone at grad #our little brother is all grown up 🥹#why tf is there ice on the podium #I relate to Jamie on a spiritual level now I have to go to college EW #my grad was awesome tho I shimmied my way onto stage and grabbed my diploma with BRAVADO #life (ew)

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watchyourbuck · 6 months

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Y’all know which 911 quote lives rent free in my head? Eddie going “go team🙄” bc he’s so jealous of Buck and Taylor SJDKDKSKSK

#he’s ridiculous #he shimmied his way into that trio and was still jealous when they wouldn’t pay him attention #he’s a child but you know what #he’s my child #love of my life actually #buddie #911 fox #911 #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 tv show #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #buck and eddie #911 abc

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mindstriker · 2 months

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on a random ass fallout kick, who wants to hear my far fetched wheedling about how funny it could be to rework deacon from fallout 4's backstory to make it plausible that he's actually arcade gannon from fo:nv after either the NCR ending where Arcade's past is revealed and he's headhunted out of the province by the NCR, Brotherhood, and random bounty hunters simultaneously and/or the one where he leaves purposefully after a Mr. House win

#please this is my new favourite thing #like i love deacon as is but just consider the pure unadulterated SNAZZ of a universe in which he's arcade gannon after 6 years on the run #chased out of the state. lost the one friend he had that he could trust with his past. slowly becoming a pathological liar and never-#trusting anyone enough to tell them what his life has actually been like for fear of it happening again #still an idealist halfway across the country he finds a new organization dedicated to helping the underdogs and runs with it #has a mild disdain for the minutemen because they remind him of the NCR in a way #obviously doesn't like the BoS #there are so many things you could use #if you shimmied things around a bit it could be perfect #this is me yelling #fallout #fallout 4 #fallout: new vegas #arcade gannon #deacon fo4

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megaeratheefury · 2 years

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kinn summoning porsche [ EP. 1 ⤑ EP. 8 ]

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche series #kpts #kinnporscheedit #kpedit #kinn theerapanyakul #mile phakphum #kinnporschesource #userkinnporsche #uservik #userpharawee #otp: all my life is all yours #it's really the gay lil shimmy for me #bringing the ethnic out in mile's skintone is praxis Actually 🥰#regine.gif

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naarinn · 7 months

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I found a new cool brush and in the honor of Betty Grof, I drew her first. Seriously I love her so much,

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AT has a special place in my heart o7

(Btw I fused the old and new glasses cus I like both of 'em. I couldn't choose ⚰)

#Adventure time #fionna and cake #adventure time fionna and cake #betty grof #golbetty #simon petrikov #Betty #Giant woman #My beloved #A good brush can change your life #digital art #Medibang #medibang paint #medibang pro #Golb #shimmy shimmiya

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shimmyshimster · 30 days

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tw death mention/suicide implied

this might sound weird and actually kind of sad to some but do you ever wish that you could just actually reset life and reeincarnate as something or someone else. like not in the "i wanna die because i dont like my life" way but in the "i wanna die because i wanna explore different lives" way

do. do you get what im saying

#shimmy shimmy ya #BUT OF COURSE i wont do it #cause i. really enjoy my friends and am aware that life has yet hundreds of new things to give me #however GOD this is BORING #makes me want to force events to happen even though thats not so fun is it #death tw #suicide tw

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raremindrebel · 7 months

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shimmy shimmy

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shimmychimmy · 1 year

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guh

#bee and puppycat #bee and puppycat bee #bee and puppcat lazy in space #shimmy art #long time no post #life is a fuck #sorry

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downtherabbitholewithlucy · 11 months

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🎵🎙️Enjoy the musical stylings of Mr. Wes Borland🎙️🎵

#kick back and relax as Wesley whisks you away on a tropical escape to the Pacific Islands via his melodic song and dance #Is he extra? Yeah. Is it totally on brand for him? Double Yeah.#The way he felt the need to sashay his thicc tooshie over to Sam's mic and rub his junk all over it... just brings me eternal peace in life #but like also peep the way Sam just stares from behind the DJ booth like “Another fucking mic. RUINED by this dumbass & his banana hammock.#I could watch Wes skip - shimmy and Bend-'n-Snap™ for the rest of my life #Wes Borland #Sam Rivers #Fred Durst #DJ Lethal #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Wesley giving me that WAP on Wes Borland Wednesday #lucy the rabbit's video edits #down the rabbit hole

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shimshenanigans · 11 months

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So it’s not really obvious to anyone who knows me IRL, but since November I’ve lost about 40 lbs. Which is a good thing for me! I’m huge chonk, and I’ve already noticed some health benefits to the weight loss. It’s easier for me to sleep at night, not as much back pain, it’s alright.

However, most of my clothes are just a little baggy now. Which I usually don’t give a damn about buuuuut

One of my cousins is having a wedding reception just a 30 minute drive away. With a semi-formal dress code

So I had to dish out some cash for a new outfit

With said outfit I purchased some heels, because, you know, if I’m not wearing a dress or skirt, I gotta have something at least a little femme to fit in, right?

Well, um...THEY’RE A BIT TALLER THAN THEY LOOKED ONLINE

Fortunately, the heel itself is very thick, almost like a boot. Plus the sole itself is pretty thick too, so there’s not too steep of a curve at all. Meaning that my ankles actually don’t feel like they’re about to snap when I wear them, at least so far. Plus, they’re slip-ons, so if I need to discreetly slide them off for a moment under a table or something, no one will notice.

The actual height of the heels? 4 fucking inches

Which will make me 5′10″

Assuming I can break these babies in and get reacquainted with walking in these things in time, that’s a good height to face family members that I haven’t seen in nearly a decade that are practically strangers to me now

AAAAAAAAAAAH

#Life of Shimmy #I'm probably going to have to get a little gel pad or something for arch support #I'll look and see what we've got at work after my next shift #AT LEAST I'LL BE TOWERING OVER LIKE HALF THE CROWD THERE

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dutybcrne · 2 months

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When getting married, Kae's ideal wedding fit is something that heavily blurs his gender presentation. Is it a suit? A dress??? Is he the bride?? Groom??? Who knows? Definitely not anybody getting a good look at him-

#hc; kaeya #☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//Ambiguousness dialed up to the MAX #//The most important part is that he looks GOOD #//And leaves his partner mouth agape; that too ksjbgd #//If he can leave them breath and speechless; he'll be more than happy with his outfit choice #//Deffo WILL playfully tease them during the vows for sure #//Suuuubtly adjust the collar/opening at his chest to draw attention to it; or otherwise shimmying his shoulders ever so slightly to do so #//Cock his head and give them a coy little sultry look as they speak; batting his eyes as he purses his lips juuust a lil bit #//ESP if he Knows it's gonna make them wanna get back at him later #//Definitely would want to go All Out on the decadence; for accessories; materials; makeup #//He doesn't usually want to splurge so much on himself; even with his presentation on the daily #//But for his wedding; he would LOVE to go all out #//It's only one of the BIGGEST MOMENTS OF HIS LIFE; after all #//Esp considering how much it would take to actually GET him there and give in to actually marrying his partner; his anxieties considered #//It's IMPORTANT #//It's a different story if the wedding happens to be impromptu lmao #//Like the Potc scene with Will; Elizabeth; and Barbossa jbdgkg #//My favorite thing ever lol #//Propose to and marry him mid-battle; and he will be ECSTATIC #//Blood-spattered; bruised; disheveled and all; he wouldn't care; he'd be SO happy #//Might have to anticipate consummating the marriage IMMEDIATELY after the fight's been won tho kjdnbkgft #//He'd be so lax bc there aren't family and friends to present to; it's just him and his partner #//Which honestly may mean less stress for him in the long run; lbr #//Prolly the most ideal sort of wedding for him #//Where he doesn't have to think; lets himself get carried away by the emotions and his partner's joy/excitement #//Just FUN and THEM #//and a little chaos; that too lol

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crownquill · 9 months

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GUESS WHOS FUCKING SCUBA CERTIFIED

#does an underwater dance #does an underwater shimmy #does a underwater spin on an underwater buyo #FOR LIFE BAYBEEEEE #ive been working towards this for like months now bc scheduling issues #next step? ocean clean ups :]

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themintman · 2 months

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so apparently my friends car is a seven seater, but what they failed to mention is that it's only a seven seater if what your trying to seat is a group of elves. Unfortunately, I am one of the smallest people in the group. As a result, I am stuck in the back of a moving vehicle in heals with my legs up to my ears.

Send prayers and flats.

#WERE MOVING I CANT EXACTLY SHIMMY TO A BIGGGER SEAT #WERE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE #MY KNEES.#Scaryest 20 mins of my life

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urmomsfavelesbian · 2 years

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