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dyrewrites · 5 months

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Pale Blood - wherein we find out one of the big bads is a big domme

Bellacara Pri was livid, her face crackling with the rage of unanswered calls, unreturned messages and missing ogres to throw at them.

Oh, she had called the ogres. All of those consigned to her employ—read enslaved—by exceedingly outdated laws she continued to throw creds at to keep despite countless uprisings ratifying the mistreatment of other faefolk. Those were her ogres, by right—bought and paid for—and they were not obeying, not heeding her calls to action, to hunt, to trap, to drag that wretched fang in by the flopped points of his piggy ears.

“Lyssa!” She raged, stomping back in forth in her quarters—living quarters, which sat above her offices, so that she could be ever-ready to screech at board members in person.

And Lyssa waited in the door, as instructed, with a speed unmatched by fangs not of her blood, her lineage—Dolorae, were any to ask, though none dared, hers was a dead line, a lost line, living in her and her alone...as she preferred it.

“Find me someone to fetch that blight,” Bellacara Pri sneered.

Lyssa tilted her head, watching her mistress with steady blue eyes, “Forgive my bluntness, mistress, but why do you need that fang? He hardly runs the bloodbank as it is, would it not be prudent to seek the one you want directly?”

Bellacara Pri had not considered going under Bosch’s head, but her assistant raised a fair point, and she told her so, “Yes, yes, that could work. Can we reach the one we want, is their ID on file?”

“There is a name attached to the witchblood you asked me to set aside, perhaps they are also the owner of this other blood?” Lyssa’s tone was cool and even as always, but it took work then to keep it—her mistress had been sharing so little as of late, least of all information, that Lyssa fought often not to pout.

“And,” Bellacara Pri asked, closing the gap between them slowly, sashaying in the manner she knew adored, “What is the witch’s name?”

Lyssa wanted more than scraps, than orders, she missed the mistress that hired her, the one she clawed and bit alongside to attain their place at the top. And she would accept nothing less than the rewards that mistress once offered, “What is it worth to you, mistress?”

Bellacara Pri—the small part of her yet warm with living urges—shivered with the emphasis on her title—a title meant for Lyssa’s tongue alone—and licked her lips before she spoke, “whatever you desire, my pet.”

“You,” Lyssa breathed, meeting her mistress in the middle of the sparsely furnished room as all that held her cool and collected crumbled in the returned title. And her mistress bared fangs with her proud smile as Lyssa knelt at her feet, her hands slinking up the shale black skin beneath Bellacara Pri’s thin white dress. Lyssa whispered to that skin as she worshiped it with eager kisses, “I desire only you.”

Slender but firmer than they ought to have been, Bellacara Pri’s fingers spread in Lyssa’s dark curls, tugging her head back, her eyes up, “The name, pet...all of me, for the name.”

Lyssa gasped and nibbled her lip but obeyed, “Odearna Mal Forna, my mistress.”

“Good girl,” Bellacara Pri said as she caressed the curls of her pet, her rage could be fed by those bright eyes and eager hands, fed and soothed—and forgotten, “Now, let’s see to your reward.” Lyssa crawled, on hands and knees, after her mistress towards a room she had not seen in weeks—months even, but she had lost count—eager to please and hungry for the promise of her touch, her adoration.

#writeblr #snippet #novel #writing #urban fantasy #pale blood #i swear it wasn't on purpose #but it was implied earlier too so i guess this is just where my head's at through this whole damn book #it is not filthy though #just suggestive #heavily suggestive

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hitchell-mope · 4 years

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Meeting the muppets

As we all know the muppets are under Disney’s thumb. So I like to imagine the descendants characters meeting them. Preferably within the context of a rebooted version of the muppets show Such as

Pig jitsu vs Mal’s magic.

Carlos and Rowlf the dog

Uma vs Sam the eagle

Gil and gonzo double act

Harry getting kicked out of electric mayhem

Ben asking kermit to adopt him

Doug out snarking statler and Waldorf

Jay hitting it off with Fozzie

Robin taking a shine to Evie

Chaudrey getting the crap beat out of them during the ballroom dancing segments

It could very well be the funniest or weirdest or scariest thing to ever occur in fandom history

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carriagelamp · 3 years

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Art of Aardman

I found myself a cheap copy of the Shaun the Sheep movie, so I was rewatching a bunch of Aardman films earlier this month and decided to hunt down some books too. For anyone that doesn’t know, Aardman is a British stop-motion studio that does fantastic work like Wallace and Gromit, Shaun the Sheep, Chicken Run, Early Man… tons of cool stuff. They’re always quirky and funny and warm-hearted. This was just a very nice art book for anyone that’s a fan of Aardman stop motion and wants to see a bit extra; it shows some cool concept art and blows up the neat details in Aardman work, especially in their intricate stuff like The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!

Asterix and the Picts (Asterix and the Chariot Race, and How Obelix Fell Into The Magic Potion)

I decided to try a couple of the new Asterix comics that were done by the new team, just to see if they stand up to the old ones (that and How Obelix Fell Into The Magic Potion cause I’d never read that one before). They were pretty decent! Asterix and the Picts was my favourite of the two though I wouldn’t say either are going to contest for my favourite Asterix comic... but still! The art looks good and the stories felt like what I would expect, they made for a pleasant couple evenings of reading especially since it’s been so long since I’ve read a new Asterix comic. If you’ve never read Asterix it’s one of the biggest name French comic series in North America, as far as I know and very worth the read. It’s about a single Gaulish village that’s holding out against the invading Romans through sheer force of will, slapstick hijinks, and a magical super-strength potion brewed by their druid. Lots of fantastic visuals and cute wordplay, even in the English translations.

Bear

I found out about this bastion of Canadian literature via tumblr post that was losing its collective mind over the fact that some bizarre bear-based erotica novella somehow won the most prestigious literary prize available in Canada. Since I too found this hilarious and unspeakably bizarre I had to give it a read, obviously. And yes, the flat surface level summary is... a librarian moves out into rural Ontario and falls in love with a literal for-real not-supernatural-not-a-joke bear. And I have to say… it is actually worthy of an award, which I was not expecting given that I was there for a laugh. It has beautiful writing, and the subtextual story is pretty interesting… it kind of makes me think of The Haunting of Hill House actually in terms of themes. (Womanhood, personhood, independence, autonomy partially achieved through escaping the male gaze by claiming non-human lovers... listen if I were still in university I would right a paper comparing the two novels).

I dunno man, it’s fucking weird. Actually a well-written book, but sure is about a woman falling in love with a literal bear. Give it a read if you want something bonkers but like… high-brow bonkers.

Hunger Pangs: True Love Bites

Best book I have read in like… a while. A long while. I am not a fast reader, and I consumed 90% of this book over a weekend. It’s not at all like Terry Pratchett, but at the same time it scratched an itch for me that I haven’t had satisfied since Pratchett’s death. A very clever, hilariously funny poly romance between a disabled werewolf, an anxious vampire lord, and an incredibly powerful woman, with heaps of social satire, political commentary, and sinister undertones. The whole thing reads a bit like fanfiction and I say that in the most flattering way possible -- it is so easy to jump right in and be immediately taken over by the characters and the world and the plot, you never feel like you’re fighting to engage even though the world-building is fascinating and expansive. It welcomes you in right away, it was the book equivalent of a quilt and a hug which is something I sorely needed with all this pandemic bullshit. If you read any of the books on this list, go read that one while I sit here in pain waiting for the sequel.

Kid Paddle

I watched the cartoon of Kid Paddle as a kid and was thinking about it recently, so I decided to hunt down some of the original comics online. They’re fun and weird, with a cute art style and fantastic monsters designs. (My favourites are always about Kid either daydreaming or playing games that involve Midam’s weird warty troll creatures. It’s like a cross between Calvin and Hobbes and Foxtrot with the fun sort of quirks that I love in Belgian comics. Unfortunately, unlike Asterix, I’ve only come across these ones in French, but if you can read French it’s totally worth popping over to The Internet Archive and reading the ones they have available.

The Last Firehawk: The Golden Temple

The lastest Firehawk book. Despite being written for quite young readers, I did enjoy the early books in this series quite a bit. They’re about a young owl and squirrel who found an egg for a magical species that was believed to be extinct. With the newly hatched firehawk, the three of them head off on a mission to find an ancient firehawk magic that could save the entire forest. Very basic adventure story but a good intro to the tropes for children. Unfortunately the quality really feels like it drops with each subsequent book; this will probably be the last one I bother reading.

Lumberjanes: The Moon Is Up

I honestly think I enjoy these Lumberjanes novels even more than the comics just because it really gives time to delve into each story and examine how the camper are really thinking and feeling about everything. (Also I’m always weak for novelizations of anything.) The Moon Is Up is a book that focuses more on Jo, and takes place during the camp’s much anticipated Galaxy Wars, a competition between cabins that goes over several days. While the campers prepare for these challenges though, they also run into a strange little creature with a penchant for cheese and theft. Roanoke cabin needs to keep ahead in Galaxy Wars and somehow deal with the fearsome Moon Pirates that a closing in...

Lumberjanes v4 (Out Of Time)

One of the Lumberjanes comics, a cool, girl-focused, queer comic series. Honestly, this is just a fun series that I never got as into as I should have. My advice is honestly to skip book one because it gets better as it continues, and I’ve really been enjoying the later books now that I’ve given it another go. It follows five campers at Miss Qiunzella Thiskwin Penniquiqul Thistle Crumpet’s Camp for Hardcore Lady Types (Jo, April, Molly, Mal, and Ripley) as they handle all sorts of challenges, from friendship to crushes, camp activities to supernatural horrors, getting badges to not being brutally killed. Great if you liked the vibe of Gravity Falls but want it to be queer-er.

Mooncakes

Another queer graphic novel, but unfortunately not a very good one. It really looked appealing and I had high hopes, but the book itself really didn’t hold up… I actually couldn’t even finish it, the plot was just too… non-existent. The art is fairly mediocre once you actually look at it, especially backgrounds, and it feels very… placid. Not much conflict or excitement or even a very compelling reason to keep reading. If you just want a soft queer supernatural you may get more mileage out of it than me, but it didn’t really do it for me. There’s better queer graphic novels out there.

New Boy In Town

One of the worst books I have ever read. My girlfriend had ordered a very different book online but through a frankly stupendous error was sent this 1980s pulp romance instead. Absolutely nauseating on levels I couldn’t even begin to enumerate here. Naturally we read the whole thing out loud. Probably took us 10 times longer to finish than it warranted because I had to stop every two sentences to lose my mind. If you like bad decisions, baffling hetero courting rituals, built-in cultural Christianity without actually calling it that, and gold panning then boy howdy is this the book for you.

(seriously, you better have patience for gold-panning if you attempt this one, because I sure learn that I don’t)

Piggies

This was a picture book I enjoyed as a kid and had a reason to reread recently. Honestly it’s just very cute and simple, and the art is completely mesmerizing. Wonderful if you know a young child that would enjoy a simple goofy boardbook.

Shaun the Sheep: Tales From Mossy Bottom

Related to my Aardman fascination earlier this month. I tried reading a varieties of Shaun the Sheep books — most of which are mediocre at best — but the Tales From Mossy Bottom Farm series is genuinely good. Just chapter books, of course, but the illustrations match the series’ concept art and each story feels like it could have jumped directly out of an episode. They’re just cute and feel-good! Kinda like Footrot Flats but more for kids, and from the sheep’s perspective moreso than the dog’s.

#aardman animation #shaun the sheep #lumberjanes #kid paddle #asterix #the last firehawk #hunger pangs: true love bites #marian engel #bear #canadian literature #canlit #queer lit #book review #book reviews #chatter

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moirinx · 2 years

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(fully stealing chex’s) TOP FIVE ROMANCES

I’M LATE TO THIS APOLOGIES!!! Ok ok gay people activate.

1. tie for morticia/ Gomez and Kermit/ miss piggy. who does it like them

2. Reddie and bubbeline tie because they both mean the world to me <3

3. Blackbonnet! they are so recent but it’s genuinely so refreshing to see such a dedicated and well-crafted romance!!

4. ok I know some of my mutuals will call me cringe on main but I genuinely was touched over brokeback mountain and I think that Jack and ennis had a really interesting romance even if it didn’t have a happy ending. Even if it’s a doomed romance. Same with Marianne and hèloïse from portrait of a lady on fire. Even if these romances don’t have happy endings, they stuck with me you know?

5. mal and Molly from lumberjanes totally make the list because they were one of my first introductions to sapphic romances as a kid and they remain some of my favorite characters overall to this day!!! lumberjanes my beloved <3

#Bennie tag #mutuals #thank u for asking!! I love gay people #text #asks #answered

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descendantofthesparrow · 2 years

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TightropexChief of lightning - Oneshot - the dragon riders return.

WELCOME TO ANOTHER TIGHTROPE AU/CROSSOVER, THIS IS LEGIT JUST HOW ROSE N DAMIEN WOULD BE INTRODUCED INTO THE STORY AH

TIGHTROPE WRITTEN BY @disneyfan50 AND @thetimelordbatgirl GO READ IS SO GOOD

Cordelia panted heavily as she raced towards the base, a good hundred guards behind her; Mal among them. It had been another failed prison break, and now Cordelia was minutes away from capture…or death; Mal looked very mad. She couldn’t let Mal find where the base was, she had to go for the underwater entrance for any hope of Mal losing track of her.

As she slid to a stop along the cliff edge she cursed under her breath. Low tide? Now!? Of all times?! The entrance was in full view, she’d never be able to sneak in before they caught her or found it. “shit shit shit” Cordelia muttered, looking around wildly for a way to escape; she screamed as a blast hit just behind her and she spun around, brandishing her sword, the waves becoming unstable and the clouds darkening with a storm, faint lightning costing across the darkness.

“you have nowhere to run shrimpy jr~.” Mal taunted, fire dancing across her palms as her eyes glowed with malicious glee “so just give up, and I’ll make your death painless” Cordelia just curled her lip, and from the corner of her eye, she saw her parents, uncle Gil, Lia and K’Marah peeking out from the topside entrance.

Cordelia took a deep breath and got into a fighting stance, ready to fight for her family and freedom. Mal just pursed her lips, bored and perturbed “fine then, I’ll have fun cutting off every single one of your disgusting hairs.” Mal sent a blast to Cordelia and Cordelia dashed to the side, the fire dancing aside her waist

“fuck” she muttered, running back and forth across the cliffside to avoid Mal’s blasts, trying to look for an opening to strike her. The guards laughed at her, all shouting taunts.

“run piggy run~!”

“come on shrimpy jr! you can’t run forever~!”

Cordelia looked back towards her parents, who were slowly creeping out of the topside entrance, Harry walking towards her as Uma was locked onto Mal, who was too distracted with trying to kill her. But that had been her mistake, Mal got a good shot at her when she was looking away and fire slammed into her side, sending her toppling over the cliff into the rocky shores below “CORDELIA” her parents screamed in terror, Uma redirecting from Mal top the cliffside, going to dive after Cordelia as Lia spread her wings and zoomed towards the cliff.

Mal laughed, pausing as she felt a sudden rush of static electricity, her hair raising at the ends “wha-“ Uma, Harry, and Lia were pushed back by a strong gust of wind coming up from the cliffside, a large sleek black form darting up to the sky, two gigantic wings spread at its sides.

“A DRAGON?” Mal screamed, not just yet realizing what was going on, then her eyes widened, watching as lightning crackled around the beast. Then it spun around, revealing a red/black-clad armored teen on its back, Cordelia in the arms of the rider.

“NIGHT FURY” Mal’s guards screamed, knowing all too well who had shown up just in the nick of time “GET DOWN” the dragon, a night fury, descended from the sky so quickly its body cut through the air causing the wind to sing. it zoomed above the guards, letting out a strong blast of plasma that blew nearly all of them away-clearly much stronger than Mal’s blasts against Cordelia.

“wait-“ Harry muttered as he looked at the dragon and its rider, still holding his daughter in their arms “-that’s-“ Harry smiled, spotting the small hook symbol on the rider's right shoulder pad. “DAMIAN!”

Uma burst into a grin, her son, her baby boy was back-and riding a whole ass dragon! He had saved Cordelia!...wait-if-if Damian was here-that meant. She looked up, eyes filling with tears as lightning crashed against the sky, spotting a gigantic winged and spiked shadow above the clouds that moved so quickly; that if you weren’t looking for it you would miss it.

Mal let out a scream, fire dancing around her feet. But her anger turned to terror as lightning struck just a few feet in front of her, and she could swear she saw a large form within the bolt ‘fuck-fuck fuck fuck’ Mal thought rapidly, backing away as a devastating roar echoed from above the black clouds. She finally realized what was happening, who was the dragon rider on the back of the night fury, who had sent lighting at her feet.

Shit-fuck it was Harry and Uma’s damn wife and son! FUCK-SHE WAS DEAD-SHE WAS FUCKING DEAD-THEY HAD KILLED DRAGONS FOR A LIVING-SHE WAS FUCKING DEAD.

Mal fell back as another bolt of lightning hit the ground a few feet away from her, the form she thought she saw taking its place as thunder crashed around her. “R-Rose-Heey~” Mal tried to soften the blow of her inevitable smackdown, as the glowing-lightning enveloped- whiteish blue eyes of Rose Tougard-Hook stared her down, lightning crackling around her body and great sword “I was just-ya knoow~ sayin’ hi to Uma n Cordelia~ nothing-nothing bad-“ Mal didn’t get to finish her bullshit before she screamed again, a gigantic skrill-nightfury landing behind his rider, his wings and horns crackling with lighting.

“Ya’ blasted meh daughter off tha’ cliff, I wouldn’t say tha’s ‘sayin’ hi’” Mal shivered at the dark tone of the Viking chief's voice, Rose stepping closer as Mal scrambled back. Mal had always been terrified of Rose, the girl able to tap into her powers even behind the barrier.

And Mal usually thought she never did a thing wrong, that she was the strongest, that she was the best. Not this time; not when faced by the chief of lightning and dragon master of the north isles.

Mal twisted around, turning to smoke and scales taking place of her skin, her dragon form rising to the sky. But she screamed as her tail was pulled on and she was slammed back onto the ground. She turned her head, roaring in horror as Rose continued to hold her tail, her lighting enveloped eyes staring her down “yer no’t getting; away!” Rose bellowed, lighting crackling through the sky and thunder rumbling around them, echoing in Mal’s now very sensitive ears.

Uma tore her eyes away from the terrifying view, running towards the sleek black dragon that descended to the ground, her children sliding off the beasts’ back as she called their names “Damian! Cordelia!” the taller of the two teens, Damian, ripped off his helmet; revealing his striking similarities to Harry-from the bright blue eyes to their fluffy black hair. “Ma!” he called happily, throwing his helmet to the ground as he ran towards her with Cordelia just behind him (curse her short legs)

Uma accepted the bear hug as Damian slammed into her, his arms wrapping around her shoulders as her arms grabbed at his waist. “my baby boy” she whispered, pulling back to get a good look at him, he was older than she last saw him, much taller too-he had easily surprised Harry and was making his way to meet Rose. “you’re all grown up” Uma whispered, a sad tone to her voice as she cupped Damian's smooth cheek; and he had, she hadn’t seen the boy since he was 12-and now he was 16-a young man instead of that gap-toothed kid she used to blow raspberries against his cheek. He smiled sadly, holding his mother's hand that rested on his cheek.

“you look tired ma” he muttered back, his accent bleeding through each word. Uma laughed gently, shrugging slightly.

“I am” Damian just furrowed his brows a bit, and Uma shook his concern off “I’ll be fine though, you and your mom will take a lot of the stress away” Damian brightened at that, then his expression went dark-Uma turned, curling her lip a bit as she watched Mal’s dragon form fly away, heavily injured but alive. Rose stood below her, lightning still crackling around her form.

The two dragons roared and snarled, and while Uma couldn’t speak dragon she could easily understand them ‘coward’ they called Mal, both prepared to chase after the false dragon but Rose turned, walking toward Harry as he practically bounced in place; clearly happy to see her. “ ‘ello my dear” Rose cooed, holding Harry close to her chest as he slammed into her, his head barely reaching past her shoulder. “I’ve missed yeh” Uma could tell he warbled something in her ear as she chuckled lightly “I know I know, now go say hi to yer son” Harry pulled away slowly, going on his toes to kiss her cheek before turning to bolt towards Damian who pulled away from Uma and tackled Harry to the ground, the two immediately going into a roughhousing play.

Rose and Uma chuckled at the two, Cordelia quickly moving to hug Rose before Uma got the chance, Uma pouting slightly as Rose held Cordelia close to her, one hand gently scratching the back of her head “I missed yeh meh little dewdrop” Rose whispered, Cordelia choking up a bit at the nickname she hadn’t heard in four years.

“miss’d ya too mama” she muttered back, burying her face into Rose's fur hood. After a few minutes, she pulled away, grinning as Uma jumped into Rose’s arms. She laughed, turning to join into her brother and father's wrestling match, Damian making a loud squawking sound as Cordelia jumped on him.

Rose laughed gently as Uma pecked her cheek and the corner of her lips multiple times “darling-love-Um-i-“ she could hardly speak through Uma’s enthusiasm, so she knelt down slightly and picked up Uma, the sea witch pausing to get comfy in her wife’s arms “there-I missed yeh too love, all of yeh.” Rose kissed Uma’s jaw, to which Uma giggled and blushed heavily, feeling like she was 17 and meeting Rose for the first time all over again. “now” Rose set Uma down and held out her hand, Harry-who had finally been let up from the wrestling match, taking her hand and stepping closer to her, having to look up to actually look at her. “wha’ exactly has been going on? An’ how can we help?”

Uma sighed loudly, trailing her fingers against the scaly head of Mjölnir as he pushed his spikey head under her arm, purring as she scratched at his nose-bridge; Stormbreaker looking very jealous until Harry started scratching under her chin. “let me tell you inside the base….will the dragons be able to fit in the top side entrance?” both the dragon’s and their riders glanced at the narrow entrance and Mjölnir shook his head, the spikes on his back ignited with lightning, and he disappeared for a moment before appearing again, wagging his tail as Uma looked at him impressed “lightning teleport inside then…okay, can-“ Uma, going to ask Damian if Stormy could do the same, laughed as she turned, seeing Stormy already trying to get through the topside entrance. “Ummm, Damian? Want to help your dragon?” Damian groaned at his dragon’s antics and raced over to her. Pushing at her side as she scrambled to fit through the opening.

“come on, let's get inside,” Harry said, curling his hand around Rose’s arm and the other he tossed around Cordelia's shoulders “it's gettin’ dark.” Rose hummed, taking Harry's waist and then Uma’s hand.

“aye, let's go”

Lia and K’Marah stared awkwardly at the two dragons looking around at the base, the larger of the two calm and alert as the smaller one bounced around with a toothless grin. They didn’t trust these -Yaqal’s-, on their planet dragons were symbols of evil, of corruption. And from what they learned from Uma, dragons here were, more often than not; also evil. So-why did they trust these dragons? And who exactly were these two dragon riders that Uma and her family seemed very attached to?

It wasn’t until another hour later, that everything was explained to both Lia and Rose. From the original invite from Prince alexander, and then Mal and her mother’s take over, the breaking of the barrier, and then the last four months; including the arrival of Lia and K’Marah. And then Uma and Harry explained to Lia; who Rose and Damian were. Their wife and son, Rose was betrothed to Harry before either of them were ever born; and then years later the three teens fell in love and married each other willingly. And then however many years later and two days apart, Damian and Cordelia were born, Damian being the older one.

And while that explained their attachment, it didn’t explain the dragons they had been riding. That was slightly harder to explain, so Damian had simplified it as best he could. They used to fight and kill dragons to protect themselves, but something had happened for both the Vikings, their people, and the dragons to find common ground and become friends. This had been before Damian was born and a good three years before Rose had even met Harry and Uma.

For weeks beyond that, while they planned for more attempted prison breaks, which Uma was sure would be successful with Rose and Damian present now; Lia was weary of both the dragons and their riders. But-as those weeks went on, and she examined these dragons…they were…different than any of the Yaqal’s she had encountered before, including Mal. Mjölnir; while very grumpy and preferred certain people, was calm and kept still when his rider; Rose, was near and gave him ‘don’t you be a brat I swear to Odin’ looks that only a mother could have. Lia couldn't help but laugh as Cordelia and Damian climbed on and around him, the two giggling as he stood stone-still with a very grumpy look on his face.

And she couldn’t help but grow to be fond of Damian's dragon; Stormbreaker, the goofiest dragon she had ever seen, usually toothless with wide eyes and a silly smile on her face, bouncing around his rider and trying to catch flies that buzzed around. It was like being around a gigantic cat, K’Marah had even made a little light beam for Stormy to chase around, the dragon's eyes dilated as she tried to catch the light.

But dear heaven to the gods of the universe it scared the feathers off her wings when K’Marah asked Damian to let her ride with him one day. Lia demanded she fly alongside them just to make sure K’Marah was safe, and Damian didn’t deny her, grinning the entire time as Lia flew just behind them

She watched as K’Marah laughed as stormy went into a series of spins, loops, dives, twists, and turns that sent her stomach-turning. But-Stormbreaker was taking great care both of her passengers were safe, and once Damian showed off his flight suit, the dragon kept just under him while Lia and K’Marah watched in awe, Lia was just the slightest bit more trusting of these two dragons and their riders.

And then a week later, Lia saw exactly what these dragons were capable of, along with their riders. Lightning coursed across the sky and land, the echoing roars of beasts reverberating along the cracks of what was once Beast castle. She couldn’t even see the dragons, the high-pitched whistle of Stormbreaker was her only clue to where she was, plasma blasts soon following where she passed by, destroying towers, guard posts, guards, and sending pure terror through their hearts.

Mjölnir had easily proved his namesake, calling upon a scourge of lightning as he passed above the black clouds, destroying everything in his wake. Soon, Lia’s parents, along with every single prisoner came rushing out onto the grounds, running towards the gates as the rebellion and the dragons pushed Mal’s army back, and they had no chance. With the combined might of the dragons and the winged goddess descendants; the prison break had been a wild success, and along with all the prisoners, Ben was safely in Stormbreakers claws, asleep with a quick spell Uma had cast at him so he wouldn't awake until she was sure his love spell was gone.

Mal hadn't even tried to counterattack, the threat of Rose Tougard-Hook much too high for her to risk a crippling defeat. With how close she came to death only weeks before, this was probably Mal’s smartest move since deciding not to call Cordelia shrimpy jr anymore when Rose was around.

It would take a lot more planning to take Mal and her mother down, to free the rest of Auradon, but they had Mal’s threat away, she had no one to hover in front of them, no one to taunt them with, no prize to show off.

The dragons had shown the false ones what it meant to be a true dragon. And soon; the rebellion would show them exactly what was coming to them.

And with an army of dragon riders on the way, Mal and Maleficent didn’t stand a chance.

HOLY SHIT THIS WAS SO MUCH MORE THAN I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA WRITE? I WAS JUST GONNA WRITE OUT THEIR ENTRANCE BUT I WROTE OUT SO MUCH MORE??? AH??? Anyway~~~~ yeahhhhh…with Rose and Damian’s help they (the rebellion) are able to get Ben a lot quicker, the same day as the prison break actually, soooo…yeah Mal’s fucked…HA.

Anyway~ hoped yall liked this~ and imma write some Ben x lia/Harry Hook x Male!reader fic because I can~

also Mjölnir;

fuckers big, 10 feet tall and trice as long. most likely a 30-50 foot wingspan...idk lol i have yet to finish my art of Stormy n Damian so they will be posted later~

#crossover with a crossover with a fanfic of a fanfic #tightrope #chief of lightning #aka how Rose n Damian make their apperance/reapperance #harry hook x oc #huma x oc #son of rose and harry #daughter of uma and harry #cordelia hook #Damian hook

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4stars-uswnt · 4 years

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Secrets and Distractions [Mal Pugh x Morgan!Reader]

requested by @laikato: Y/N Morgan is the little sister of Alex Morgan and with that she is the baby of the team that needs to be protected. when Y/N became Mal's girlfriend the team want to talk to Mal so 2 or 3 distract y/n while the rest have a talk with Mal.

You bounce your knees in anticipation, as you wait outside your girlfriend’s hotel room. It had been almost two months since you’d seen Mal, as you played in Orlando along side your sister and she played in DC. But now, as you’re both in LA for national team camp, you were looking forward to spending some quality time with your girlfriend.

Mal cracks open the door peeking her head out. “Hi.” She smiles when she sees you, pulling you into the room, quickly shutting the door behind you. Once your behind closed doors, she wraps you into her arms, and brings you in for a sweet kiss.

“Hi.” You grin, as you two separate.

“I’ve missed you.” She pouts.

“I know, babe. I missed you, too.” You whisper, leaning your forehead against hers.

“I wish we were rooming together, then we wouldn’t have to sneak around.”

“Me too. But at least we’re together now.” You give her a small smile, which she returns.

“C’mon,” Mal drags you to her bed. “I wanna catch up on my snuggles before dinner.”

You giggle, as she smothers you.

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Being Alex Morgan’s younger sister came with a lot of pressure, especially because you followed her footsteps playing on the USWNT. Although you, yourself, were a midfielder, people still drew comparisons and had ginormous expectations for you.

Along with the pressure from the fans and critics came the constant babying and overprotecting from your national team teammates. It made sense when you had joined the team about four years ago, as you were only sixteen, but now that you were twenty, you were still being treated like the baby of the team, your sister probably being the one to blame.

Ever since you were little, your sister was always super protective of you, as you were the youngest of your three sisters, being almost ten years younger than Alex. Her overprotectiveness continued when you moved to Orlando to play for the Pride, and even amplified when you joined the national team. As she doted over you at every camp, your teammates shortly followed, checking up on you every hour, making sure you were eating right, and giving you piggy backs everywhere.

Although you thoroughly enjoyed cuddling with Kelley or doing yoga with Christen, you often found their babying to be annoying and frustrating. So when you and Mal started dating about three months ago, you both knew you had to keep your relationship a secret, as you knew the team, particularly your sister, would overreact and freak out.

—————

“Mallory! Let’s go! You’re late for dinner.” Tobin yells, knocking on the door.

The two of you instantly separate, your cuddle session, which turned into a make-out session, interrupted.

Checking her phone, Mal’s eyes widen. “Shoot! We gotta go.”

Looking at the clock, you wince, noticing you were ten minutes late for dinner. You knew your sister was probably panicking a little, as you were rarely late to anything.

Grabbing your stuff, the two of you head down to dinner, intertwining your hands. Not realizing Tobin was still waiting, you and Mal jump apart when you see her leaning against the wall looking at her phone.

“Hey, you ready?” She looks up, a little surprised when she sees you. “Oh, hey (Y/N), you hanging out with Mal?”

You let out a breath of relief at Tobin’s obliviousness. “Yeah, we were just catching up.” I mean, technically, you weren’t lying.

Tobin nods, as the three of you make your way towards the elevator. “Cool. Well, you might wanna text your sister because she was worried when you weren’t answering her calls or texts, and now she’s probably going crazy that you’re not in your room.”

You grimace, almost picturing Alex pacing back and forth in your shared hotel room, one hand on her forehead the other on her hip. Pulling out your phone, you shoot her a quick text, telling her your coming down to dinner now.

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At dinner, you sat next to Mal at your usual table with the youngsters, when you hear the door fly open.

“(Y/N) (Y/M/N) Morgan!” Alex yells, storming into the room, Kelley following not far behind.

You hunch your shoulders, trying to make yourself disappear. As you feel your sister approach you, you turn to face her, shrinking under her gaze.

“Where on earth have you been?! I’ve been calling and texting you.”

“I was hanging out in Mal’s room.” You explain.

Alex’s face softens, but you can tell she’s still upset. “Next time at least tell me where you’re going before you leave, okay?” You nod, as she places a kiss on your head before going to sit with Kelley and Allie. Though you were fed up with her constant hovering, you didn’t have the energy to bring it up, knowing it would only lead to a fight.

You turn back to your food, but you’ve suddenly lost your appetite. Noticing your shift in mood, Mal places her hand on your thigh.

“Hey, you okay?” She whispers, rubbing your leg soothingly.

You give her a slight nod and a small smile. “Mhm.” But Mal can tell you’re not telling her the whole truth, taking note to talk to you about this later. Squeezing your knee, she quickly gives you a reassuring kiss on your shoulder before returning to her dinner.

Unbeknownst to you or your girlfriend, Emily witnessed Mal’s small action, her eyes growing wide and her jaw dropping.

—————

After dinner and after the team meeting, Pinoe announced that she was hosting team bonding in her and Tobin’s room. Not really feeling up to being smothered by your sister and your teammates, you make up an excuse to slip away.

“I think I’m just gonna go back up to my room. I’m feeling a bit tired. It’s been a long day.” That wasn’t completely a lie, given that you had gotten up at four in the morning to catch your flight to LA.

“Aw, c’mon, Pony! Don’t be a party pooper!” Ashlyn hollers. You roll your eyes at the nickname the team had created when you first joined, a play on Alex’s infamous ‘baby horse’ nickname.

Your sister furrows her brows worriedly. “You want me to come with you?” You’re tempted to say yes, knowing you’d missed her cuddles. Because despite living in Orlando and Alex’s constant begging to move into her guest room, you’d decided to get your own apartment, wanting some freedom and independence.

You shake your head. “Nah, I’m good, Al.” Before you leave, you glance over at your girlfriend, subtly nodding for her to follow.

After you’d left, the team was deciding which game to play. Kelley and Emily were currently fighting Ashlyn and Julie over playing Truth or Dare or Never Have I Ever. Before the game could start, Mal gets up from her seat on the floor.

“You guys,” She starts, “I think I’m gonna go check up on (Y/N/N).”

Despite many protests, the your girlfriend heads up to your room. After Mal leaves, the team returns to their game.

“You think there’s something going on between those two?” Kelley asks jokingly, almost rhetorically. Most of the team laughs at the idea of baby Morgan dating someone, while Emily remains quiet, remembering what she’d seen at dinner.

Noticing the stillness and quietness of the younger defender next to her, Kelley turns to her, eyes narrowing. “Do you know something, Sonny?” The entire team turns to the woman, all wanting to hear what she knows about the team baby.

Emily audibly gulps under the scrutinizing glare of twenty other women. “I—ummm—I don’t have…I don’t know anything.”

Alex lets out a small growl, Kelley having to brace her best friend, stopping her from charging the younger woman.

Unable to keep it in any longer, Emily reveals the interaction she had seen and spills her suspicions.

—————

The next day, Emily and Rose had stuck to your side all day, saying they’d missed spending time with you. While you were always down to spend hangout with your best friends, you also wanted to spend some time with your girlfriend, but Tobin and Christen were hogging her.

Once training was over, and you were loading the bus, Emily and Rose catch up to you.

“(Y/N/N), wanna get some lunch with us? We were planning on going to your favorite restaurant…” Rose sings, knowing your weakness for the Mexican restaurant in downtown LA that you had gone to with your sister ever since you were little.

Your eyes grow large, and you beam, nodding your head excitedly. You skip on to the bus, going to tell Mal your lunch plans, but you see Tobin is sitting in your seat. You frown, looking for a place to sit. Kelley had moved to sit next to Christen, leaving the seat next to Alex empty. You go to sit next to your sister, who is already moving her bag, inviting you next to her.

“What’s with the seat change?” You ask, tilting your head sideways.

Alex shrugs casually. “I dunno. Laura called, so Kel wanted to talk to Chris about something, and I guess Tobin just wanted to hangout with her child.”

“Oh.” You sigh, trying to hide your disappointment.

“What? You too old to sit with your sister?” Alex teases.

“No! Of course not.” You protest. “In fact, I’ve missed you.” You lean your head on your older sister’s shoulder.

“I’ve missed you too, bug.” She drops her head on top of yours, as the two of you catch up on everything from soccer to just life in general.

—————

After showering and putting on a casual outfit, you stand outside of the hotel, waiting for Rose and Emily, so you can head out to lunch. A couple of moments later, your best friends exit the hotel and approach you.

“You ready, (Y/N/N)?” Emily loops her arm in yours, as Rose finishes typing a text and puts her phone in her pocket.

“Yup! Let’s go.”

The three of you stroll though the streets of LA, making your way to your favorite Mexican restaurant.

—————

While you were out for lunch, the team had other plans, those being to have a little talk with your girlfriend.

Mal was laying on her bed, scrolling through Instagram, when she heard a knock on her door. Before she could reach the door, it swings open, revealing an angry Alex Morgan, who abruptly stops in front of the younger forward, followed by a couple of the other USWNT veterans.

“Sit.” She points to the chair, as the other women take their place, sitting on the beds.

Mal swallows nervously, following the other woman’s orders.

Alex takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself, obviously failing. “Are you and (Y/N) dating?”

Mal’s eyebrows rose in shock. “Uhhh…umm..I—uh..”

“Well?” Alex impatiently asks, hands on her hips.

“Yes.” Mal reveals.

Alex throws her hands up in the air. “Mallory Pugh!” Mal flinches at the older forward’s volume. “I cannot believe you. You know how I feel about my younger sister dating. How could you not tell us about this?!”

Mal panics, looking at Tobin and Christen for some help, pleading them to relieve Alex’s wrath.

“Don’t look at us, kiddo.” Tobin holds her hands up.

“Sorry, Mal, but we’re with Al on this one.” Christen looks at her with a little sympathy.

Mal tries the other women in the room, but she knows that they’re all probably feeling the same was as Alex, given that they all see (Y/N) as a little sister of their own.

“We didn’t tell you guys because we knew how you’d react.” Mal explains.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Kelley scoffs. Mal gives her a ‘really’ look, causing the defender to release a small ‘oh’ under her breath.

Too frustrated to say anything, Alex plops down on the bed, running her hands through her hair. Mal hangs her head, feeling guilty, as she takes in the sight before her. These women were your family and basically her second family; the two of you shouldn’t have kept this from them, no matter how annoying their babying could be.

“I’m sorry.” Mal mumbles.

“How long have you been dating?” Megan questions.

“About three months.”

The shock is clearly written all over the veterans faces, as they let the new information sink in. Ashlyn breaks the silence, clapping her hands, rubbing them together mischievously.

“So, Mal,” She begins, “now that you’re dating our little Morgan, we have to ask: what are your intentions with (Y/N)?”

Mal shifts nervously. “I really like her, okay?” She sees Alex soften at that, and some of the other women audibly aw. “She lights up my world, and I’ve never met anyone like her. She brings out the best in me, and makes me want to be not only a better player but also a better person. I now understand why you guys are so protective her because ever since we started dating, I just wanna protect her from all the bad things in the world.” Mal huffs out a laugh before murmuring. “I think I love her.”

The veterans now sit silent and shocked, but now for a completely different reason. They had no idea that your relationship was so serious. But before anyone can say anything, someone else speaks up.

“Do you really mean that?” You whisper in disbelief. During Mal’s confession, no one noticed you slipping through the door.

Your girlfriend carefully approaches you, taking your hands in yours.

“Yes. I think I’m falling in love with you, (Y/N) Morgan.” Mal admits, ignoring your teammates, who are still intently watching the two of you.

You pull your girlfriend in for a sweet kiss, pulling away before it gets too heated. Pressing your foreheads together, you smile. “I think I’m falling in love with you, too.” Mal beams, her heart bursting with love for you.

“Alex! (Y/N)’s on her way up here! Sorry but we couldn’t stop her from——” Emily and Rose burst through the door, panting out of breath, taking in the sight of you and your girlfriend’s embrace.

You drop your head onto your girlfriend’s shoulder, laughing at your best friends’s behavior. How you ended up with the best sister, the best team, and the best girlfriend in the entire world, you didn’t know, but you were extremely grateful.

#uswnt x reader #uswnt imagine #uswnt imagines #mal pugh x reader #mal pugh x morgan!reader #mal pugh imagine #mal pugh imagines

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angstyjellybean · 3 years

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Prodigal Son Winter finale

I forgot about this

Dani my love

That’s terrifying

Who tf is that

Momma Whitley has a sister?

CATHERINE ZETA JONES

I love butterscotch

He just flirted and didn’t notice!!

EDRISA!

He looks so awkward

Bad bitch Dani

She reminds me of miss piggy voice and lips wise

Oh god.

I hate steak

I don’t like Birdie

Why does Mal know this

Go Mal go

Fell in sync

Snake

Dead doctor

Mal needs a gun

Oh shit

Love focusing the viewpoint on the gun

Love her shirt

What doctor wears heels

AINSLEY

You dumb bitch

That was fucking cruel

I love Ains but I wanna smack her

Who the fuck is this

#prodigal son #prodigal son spoilers

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capriciouswrites · 3 years

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Okay so first of all, your header is SO FUNNY after reading your vampire fic, now I’m thinking of shadow and bone as a muppet production jfc

There's like a million questions I have but I can’t think of them now, so how did you get this idea? Also, do the Grisha still have their etherialki etc orders or are their powers too individual to properly sort? In that case, is there something already special about Alina or is her carriage ride just a safety measure for any newly discovered Grisha?

Ahahaha, that’s been my header for so long I didn’t even think about it! I do love Vincent Price a lot. They would be v pretty muppets. But who would be the one human? My inclination is to say the Darkling, but I could be convinced otherwise. And then Miss Piggy is Alina, of course, and Kermit would be Mal...Yeah no, that’s what it has to be. Seeing Miss Piggy as Alina karate chop Ben Barnes when he tries to give her a necklace.

Moving on! Okay, so this ask is in regards to: here comes trouble (i'm out of my cage) (the canon-esque vampire au darklina).

I’m going to answer the first question above the cut, b/c it’s not got any spoilery ness to it, then I’ll answer the others below a readmore. I know sometimes the mobile version has different rules, so I’ll put in a text to indicate when it’s happened, for anyone who wants to avoid any potential spoilers.

So I was trying to make a joke, that wasn’t really a joke, about how when I first go into a fandom I do three things. 1. Soulmate AU. 2. Self Indulgent, Canon Adjacent just playing in the world. 3. Supernatural Creature AU.

I already had the Soulmate au with the Kanej, and the Self indulgent with the Darknej, so obviously the Darklina had to go supernatural, and I’ve done werewolf more often than vampire, ergo, had to be vampire.

I know, my process is awe inspiring.

Alright, now for the cut and more answers. BELOW THERE BE SPOILERS!

There are still orders in the Grisha, but they’re a little less exact. They have to do with what range their specialties fall into. I’m going to be honest, I have not completely decided how they’re divided yet -- if it’s by what you affect (the environment, yourself, others, etc.) or how you affect something (changing it physically, changing it mentally, changing it emotionally) or by elements (and then I’ll have to decide what glamour falls under, and silence, etc.) But yes! There are orders, but they aren’t the same as the book and I haven’t had to figure them out quite yet, so I dunno yet. I know they exist, and I will figure it out! I also have to really cement everyone’s powers. So that first, probably.

Okay, next. There is something already special about Alina. Most Grisha drink otkazat’sya blood -- and that’s how they get discovered. Because even as children it smells like deliciousness. But it never smelled good to Alina, because she’s not a regular Grisha. Of the sane Grisha there are two categories. “Grisha” and “High Grisha”. Aleksander and Alina are High Grisha, the rest are just Grisha. She can’t drink otkazat’sya blood (I mean, she could, if she wanted to, but it would just be blood and she wouldn’t get anything useful from it). She needs the magic in the blood of Grisha b/c she’s going to be capable of so much more. So yeah, the carriage ride is a safety measure for her, specifically. Not that they don’t treat normal discovered Grisha poorly or anything, but they wouldn’t have a specific guard.

Alright, I suspect I’ve made more questions, so feel free to ask more! Thanks for the ask!

#geeeny02 #asks #darklina vampire au

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omgjasminesimone · 4 years

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Side Masterlist 2

Open Heart:

Roll (Bryce x MC)

Stitches (Bryce x MC)

Specialties (Bryce x MC)

Bryce x MC vs Ethan x MC

Bachelor Auction

Ride or Die:

Resting My Eyes (Logan x MC)

Colt x MC vs Logan x MC:

Watching a Sad Movie

Distant Shores:

Home (Edward x MC)

Beyonce Lyric Prompts:

Bryce x MC (Beyonce Lyric Shorts), Colt x MC (Another Chick on Your Arm), Logan x MC (Grinding Up in the Club), Bryce x MC (Silly of Me to Dream), Bryce x MC (Fever), Logan x MC (Like I Love You), Colt x MC (Freakum Dress), Logan x MC (Put a Ring on It), Colt x MC (Silly of Me to Dream), Logan x MC (Upgrade), Raleigh x MC (Silly of Me to Dream), Ethan x MC (Grown Woman), Bryce x MC (Taste the Dishonesty)

50 Random Dialogue Prompts:

Mal x MC (Like You Mean It), Logan x MC (Movie Date), Colt x MC (Girls’ Night), Logan x MC (Meal Break), Bryce x MC (Couple Gains), Colt x MC (Die for You), Bryce x MC (Honeymoon), Logan x MC (Apartment Rules), Rafael x MC (Still in Love With You), Bryce x MC (Hike), Bryce x MC (Facebook Official), Logan x MC (Piggy Back Ride), Mal x MC (Stole it), Liam x MC (Breakfast in Bed), Colt x MC (Emergency Contact), Adrian x MC (Whisper), Bryce x MC (Black Out Drunk), Logan x MC (Snuggle), Hunter x MC (Ballroom Dance), Bryce x Rafael (Couch Surfing), Bryce x MC (Home Cooked Meal), Zig x MC (London Flat), Bryce x MC (Missed You), Bryce x MC (Bowling), Mal x MC (What You Want), Logan x MC (Bribery), Colt x MC (Adrenaline Rush), Levi x MC (Labor), Ethan x MC (Father’s Blessing), Priya x Vega (Adult Games), Bryce x MC (Playlist), Logan x MC (Tongue Piercing), Rafael x MC (Emergency Contact), Imtura x MC (Whatever You Want), Mal x MC (Elven Dress), Mal x MC (Don’t Play Dumb) , Ethan x MC (Bachelorette Party), Beckett x MC (Quad), Skye x MC (Unconditional Love), Colt x MC (Sorority Rush)

Quarantine Headcanons:

Bryce x MC, Thomas Mendez x MC, Liam x MC, Logan x MC, Raleigh x MC

Trapped in the House Prompts:

Bryce x MC (Low Libido), Ethan x MC (Bored), Logan x MC (Last Roll of Toilet Paper), Logan x MC (Puzzle), Skye x MC (Dolled Up), Aiden x MC (Zoom Band), Raleigh x MC (Hot Tub), Imtura x MC (Door), Logan x MC (Anniversary Dinner), Colt x MC (Brat), Logan x MC (Nag), Tyril x MC (Reading), Tyril x MC (Where You Go)

Living Your Best Life Prompts:

Ethan x MC (Breakfast in Bed), Bryce x MC (Facials), Raleigh x MC (Be My Eternity), Imtura x MC (Day Before the Wedding), Colt x MC (Rock Paper Scissors), Logan x MC (Pillow), Logan x MC (Pick a Puppy), Colt x MC (New Bike), Logan x MC (Trapeze Lessons), Thomas Mendez x MC (Spontaneous), Mal x MC (Tree), Olivia Nevrakis (Positive Energy), Raleigh x MC (Heckled), Bryce x MC (Caveman), Bryce x MC (Proud), Logan x MC (Snow Day), Mona x MC (Flamingo Floatie), Tyril x MC (Work of Art), Logan x MC (Never Let You Drown), Mona x MC (Home), Logan x MC (Dinner and a Show), Logan x MC (Prom), Logan x MC (Perfect), Damien x MC (Stepford Wife), Imtura x MC (The Animals), Edward x MC (Steer), Bryce x MC (Give Them a Show), Colt x MC (Babysitting), Rafael x MC (Massage)

#masterlist #choices fanfiction #beyonce lyric prompts #choices quarantine headcanons #trapped in the house prompts

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quinntessentiallyglee · 3 years

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Who is the best Muppet?

Quinn: Kermit

Rachel: *looking at Quinn* I believe you meant Miss Piggy.

Hannah/Tamsin: Fozzie.

Rae: Rowlf.

Melody: I always liked Animal

Lennox: Seriously?

Melody: What?

Lennox: It just... I never pictured you as an Animal fan.

Melody: Maybe you don’t know me as well as you think.

Raven: The Swedish Chef.

Aurora: Is it the Scandinavian connection?

Raven: No, I just think he’s funny. Why does there have to be more than that?

Aurora: Well, Rae did pick the dog.

Rae: Because I think he’s funny... and because he’s a dog. Shut-up, I like dogs.

Angela: Mark me down for Fozzie. Love me some terrible puns.

Hannah/Tamsin: Me too.

Santana: Surprising no-one.

Rachel: Quinn?

Quinn: I stand by my frog, Rach.

Dani: You’re both wrong; It’s Gonzo.

Lennox: You mean Scooter.

Melody: Really?

Lennox: Maybe you don’t know me either.

Hannah: Are you two flirting?

Lennox/Melody: No.

Hannah: Good, because I’m not sure how In feel about that.

Tamsin: You mean there’s someone you don’t want flirting?

Hannah: Two someones. *points towards Lennox and Melody* It just... yeah, no. That’s like co-Christmas shopping levels of weird.

Jonathan: Did we ever find out why that was a bad thing?

Aurora: Tamsin and I were going to do a post about it, but by the time we found the time to do it, it seemed to have blown over.

Jonathan: So we still don’t know?

Hannah: And you never want to. Trust me.

Rachel: And people say I’m dramatic.

Santana: Says the one who picked Miss Piggy for her favourite Muppet.

Rachel: Says the one who still hasn’t picked a Muppet. Don’t think I haven’t noticed that, Santana.

Santana: Because no grown ass adult has a favourite Muppet.

Dani: So that’s not your Pepe the King Prawn t-shirt hidden at the back of the closet?

Santana: ... He tells it like it is, and so do I.

Rachel: We are so getting you a Pepe plushie the next time we’re at the Disney store.

Santana: No, you’re not. And speaking of Disney, we haven’t heard from our resident Disney Princess yet. *looks at Mal*

Mal: One, not a princess, just dating a King.

Tamsin/Aurora: Engaged to, you mean.

Tamsin/Aurora: Jinx!

Mal: *rolls eyes* Only in Canon. And either way-

Rae: Isn’t your mom a Queen?

Mal: My Mom is a salamander.

Rae, Yeah, but-

Mal: And a Fairy. And yeah, kind of the queen of the fairies, but fae don’t really have a monarchy-

Raven: You’ve never met my grandmother.

Aurora: You too?

Raven: You’re Fae?

Aurora: No, just an overbearing ‘monarch’ of a grandmother.

Mal: Can I finish?

Raven/Aurora: Yes.

Tamsin: Jinx!

Mal: Anyway... Not a princess. And You haven’t heard from me because I don’t know what a Muppet is.

All but Mal: What?

Mal: I’m not from this world. Muppets don’t exist where I’m from. Forgive me for not absorbing every random aspect of your pop culture.

Tamsin: You know they’re on Disney plus now, right?

Aurora: Emergency Binge Watch?

Tamsin: Emergency Binge Watch!

Mal: No!

Tamsin/Aurora: YES!

Mal: Jinx!

Tamsin/Aurora: *hook arms around Mal’s*

Aurora: Nice try, though.

Tamsin/Aurora/Mal: *head to Mal’s room to binge watch the Muppets*

Lucas: Do Statler and Waldorf count as one Muppet?

Jonathan: Since you need one for the other to work at all, I’d say yes.

Lucas: Than Statler and Waldorf for me?

Rebecca: Really? The hecklers? Isn’t that a little on the nose for an Agent?

Lucas: *shrugs* It is what it is. And who would you pick?

Rebecca: Kermit. Hands down

Quinn: Hah!

Rachel: You’re both wrong!

Dani: You’re all wrong!

Aubrey: I’m team Kermit as well.

Gwyn: Because of the green, right?

Aubrey: I like what I like. You?

Gwyn: I don’t know if they have names, but those ones from the Manamana song.

Rachel: NO!

Gwyn: Look. Miss Piggy is fine b-

Santana/Quinn: Manamana

Dani: Do doo do do doo.

Santana/Quinn: Manamana

Dani: Doo do do doo.

Santana/Quinn: Manamana

Dani: Do doo do do doo do doo do do do do do do doo

Rachel: Every time!

Quinn: And yet you still love us.

Rachel: It’s my curse.

Santana: And I thought it was being short.

Rachel: ...

Dani/Santana/Quinn: Run *race off to their bedroom*

Rachel: I Am Not Short! *follows in hot pursuit*

Jade: i honestly can’t tell if this is the good kind of chaos or the bad kind...

Rebecca: There’s a good kind of chaos?

Jade: And this is why we aren’t twins.

Rebecca: so you’re favourite Muppet isn’t Kermit?

Jade: No.

Rebecca: Are you too ‘grown up’ for a favourite Muppet?

Jade: No.

Rebecca: So who-

Jade: The Count!

Rebecca: Ooh, yeah. That makes sense.

Jonathan: I always felt bad for Beaker.

Rae: But is he your favourite?

Jonathan: No, I just always felt bad for him. Kermit’s my favourite.

Aubrey: And Team Green expands their lead.

Lucas: Statler and Waldorf mock your lead.

Melody: Is that everyone?

Rae: *counting off on her fingers* ... No. We’re missing Selina, Maze, and Aurora

Jonathan: Aurora? Really? You sure?

Rae: *nods* One hundred percent.

Lennox: I’ll go ask her.

Melody: So you can bully her into camp Scooter? I don’t think so.

Lennox: Like you won’t try to talk her into signing up for camp Animal?

Melody: We’ll both go.

Lennox: Fine!

Melody: Fine!

Hannah: Stop Flirting!

Lennox/Melody: *ignore Hannah as they head for Mal’s room*

Rae: I’m not sure you know what flirting is.

Gwyn: Would explain why she keeps asking if it’s happening.

Jonathan: Yes, because she is the only one here who doesn’t understand flirting...

Gwyn: If you’re asking for lessons-

Jonathan: I’m good, thank you.

Selina: *smirks at Gwyn* I think you might be the one in need of a refresher course.

Gwyn: Still a cop.

Selina: Purr-fect. We can practice our Handcuff techniques at the same time

Hannah: That’s flirting! See, I can tell what it is.

Raven: *dryly* Yes, well done you for spotting that.

Rae: Before you go off to do... whatever it is you’re going to do-

Hannah: Sex. They’re going to do sex.

Rae: *blushing* Can you tell us your favourite Muppet?

Selina: Sweetums.

Gwyn/Selina *head off to do... whatever*

Jonathan: Isn’t that just a guy in a suit?

Aubrey: You don’t think Muppets are real, do you?

Jonathan: Of course not. I just... whatever.

Angela: You are too damn cute for your own good. You know that?

Jonathan: It has come up once or twice.

Rae: You sure you’re not a werewolf? Because I can absolutely picture you with a tail?

Jonathan: *blushing* one hundred percent human. And speaking of things which are not human, where’s the scary demon lady?

Jade: She’s not here.

Raven: And where is she?

Jade: Am I her secretary? She went out this morning. Something about a job.

Rebecca: Like a bounty?

Jade: Don’t know and don’t care. It was before I had my morning coffee. you’re lucky I remember anything at all.

Rae: So no vote from Maze, that just leaves-

Aurora/Melody/Lennox: *return, Aurora in front*

Aurora: *heading for the kitchen for binge snacks* Miss Piggy. I like a woman who’s not afraid to take what she wants.

Aubrey: Team Green Wins!

TLDR: Kermit (4) Fozzie (3) Miss Piggy (2)

Dani: Gonzo Quinn: Kermit Rachel: Miss Piggy Santana: Pepe Hannah: Fozzie Lennox: Scooter Melody: Animal Mal: No Vote Selina: Sweetums Rae: Rowlf Raven: Swedish Chef Maze: No Vote Jade: The Count Angela: Fozzie Aubrey: Kermit Aurora: Miss Piggy Gwyn: “Manamana” Creatures Jonathan: Kermit Lucas: Statler & Waldorf Rebecca: Kermit Tamsin: Fozzie

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GroKo die Xte

LePenseur:"von Fragolin Manchmal ist es ja lustig, in der eigenen Mottenkiste zu wühlen und sich mal anzuschauen, dass manche Dinge vorhersehbar waren. Wie die Entzauberung des Martinators, jenes modernen Chuck Norris und Erfinders des REGAL-Systems, der auf einer Welle, von der behauptet wurde, es wäre Begeisterung, dabei handelte es sich um nackte Verzweiflung der Partei der Schulzbedürftigen, mit einem planlosen Vier-Punkte-Plan in die lichten Höhen der Gottkanzlerschaft getragen werden wollte und doch als quäkendes linkspopulistisches Äffchen am rostigen Gängelband der fett gewordenen Alten Kaiserin endete.Bei dieser Wahl ging es nicht um Veränderung sondern nur um die Frage, wer von den beiden im GroKo-Bett oben liegt. Das ist inzwischen geklärt. Sein Versuch, sich wenigstens in die Küche des Kaiserhofes zu verkriechen und die nächste Legislaturperiode auszusitzen, ist dann doch an der Weigerung eines der anderen Schranzen gescheitert, sich auf die Matratze der Dicken ketten zu lassen, wohl wissend, dass es zu einer ihrer liebsten Beschäftigungen gehört, ihre nützlichen Äffchen zu Tode zu kuscheln. Da man bei Neuwahlen die letzten Pfründe verlieren könnte (in aktuellen Umfragen dümpelt die SPD unter 18% dahin…) hat der Meister der inhaltsleeren Parolen wenigstens nochmal schlappe 56% (unter Sozialisten eigentlich eine schallende Ohrfeige) mobilisieren können, lieber ein Zerreißen der Partei zu riskieren als Neuwahlen, die den einen oder anderen Posten kosten könnten.Also noch eine Runde Merkel, noch eine Runde Maas und dazu den Politversager Schulz in der Regierung. Und damit genau das, dem Schulz vor ein paar Wochen vollmäulig eine Absage erteilt hat. Wer keine Inhalte hat, hat auch keine Richtung. Aber es hat was Gutes, ich begrüße die Entscheidung der Roten. Denn wenn es die Sozen nicht sowieso innerlich komplett zerreißt und ganze Verbände zur linksradikalen Ex-SED abwandern oder eine Splitterpartei gründen, kämpfen sie bei der nächsten Wahl um die Zweistellige. Irgendwo hinter der AfD, die sich jetzt als stärkste Oppositionspartei mit Erstrederecht positionieren (auch wenn die Reden ihrer Abgeordneten nur über Youtube verfolgt werden können und im TV gerne ausgeblendet werden), den parlamentarischen Haushaltsausschuss leiten und Untersuchungsausschüsse initiieren kann. Auf Genossen, ihr steht am Abgrund, jetzt forsch voran – vorwärts immer, rückwärts nimmer!Sozendämmerung ist, oder wie ich schon letzten April orakelte: „Und am Ende steht eine lächerlich quäkende Kermit-Persiflage neben einer hilflos quiekenden Miss Piggy-Karikatur, und gemeinsam führen sie, im Namen der Raute, das Land in eine bizarre Show. Und Fragolin und Le Penseur machen den Waldorf und den Statler…“ http://dlvr.it/QC8Srd "

#Gottkanzler #Mottenkiste #Schulzomat #Sozen aller Sorten

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The same to you - all of them 🎃

200: My crush’s name is: Ryan, Eli, Claire, several others I cant name for complicated reasons

199: I was born in: 1997/a hospital

198: I am really: Intense weather in my calmness or excitement

197: My cellphone company is: T-Mobile

196: My eye color is: Light green

195: My shoe size is: 9 1/2 wide (i usually have to do like a 11 for high heals)

194: My ring size is: ??????? probably big I have chubby fingers

193: My height is: 5′ 6″

192: I am allergic to: nothing unless you count idiocy

191: My 1st car was: A blue 2007 Ford Focus and I LOVED her

190: My 1st job was: A server for Cheddar’s Casual Cafe

189: Last book you read: How to Ruin Everything by George Watsky 10/10

188: My bed is: A king with lots o’ pillows and blankets and is very comfy

187: My pet: 2 cats, 5 kittens, 6 dogs, 2 snakes, 1 bearded dragon, 1 leopard gecko, 4 turtles, 1 bullfrog tadpole, and bunches of fish

186: My best friend: is a boy i met a month ago because i have intimacy issues

185: My favorite shampoo is: Dead Sea’s Argon oil shampoo is so good to my poor dry curls

184: Xbox or ps3: I use an Xbox to watch Netflix but I don’t play video games

183: Piggy banks are: Cute decorations but go unused

182: In my pockets: $2, some lint, a rubber band, and something weird i took out of my dog’s mouth earlier

181: On my calendar: I have nothing written in it but it has cool pictures of bears

180: Marriage is: Cool because of the financial benefits but other than that unnecessary to prove one’s love. I want a wedding though because I want a pretty dress

179: Spongebob can: Make me hate my life a 3am

178: My mom: Died of breast cancer and smoked a lot of pot

177: The last three songs I bought were? I can’t remember ever paying for music but the last three i listened to are: Cherry Wine by Hozier, Strong As An Oak by Watsky, and San Cristobal by Mal Blum

176: Last YouTube video watched: A slam poem by Neil Hilborn called Liminality

175: How many cousins do you have? I have no clue? At least 10 on each side, but i’m sure there’s way more than that

174: Do you have any siblings? 2 older brothers, 2 older sisters, ans one younger sister

173: Are your parents divorced? They were never married

172: Are you taller than your mom? Nope! She was like 5′10′

171: Do you play an instrument? I can play hot cross buns on the recorder and thats the best i can do

170: What did you do yesterday? I slept and ate beef jerky[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: No, but i do believe in lust and infatuation at first site. I think love takes time to grow.

168: Luck: Yes like, as in karma

167: Fate: Catch me in the right mood and i do

166: Yourself: NOOOOOPE

165: Aliens: Yes

164: Heaven: No

163: Hell: Yes, it’s called Texas

162: God: Naaaaah

161: Horoscopes: I think they’re accurate generalizations

160: Soul mates: Yeah but not like the traditional; kind of way, i think we have lots of people we’re meant to be with in various ways

159: Ghosts: Yes and No i go back and forth

158: Gay Marriage: 100%

157: War:0%

156: Orbs: Idk what this is talking about but sure, ill root for them

155: Magic: No, Im a science gal[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs

153: Drunk or High: High, drinking gives me a tummy ache

152: Phone or Online: Online

151: Red heads or Black haired: Red heads

150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes

149: Hot or cold: Cold

148: Summer or winter: Winter

147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn

146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla

145: Night or Day: Night

144: Oranges or Apples: Apples

143: Curly or Straight hair: Curly

142: McDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonald’s

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White Chocolate is the key to my heart

140: Mac or PC: PC

139: Flip flops or high heels: HIgh heels even though i cant walk in them

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and poor

137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke

136: Hillary or Obama: Obama

135: Burried or cremated: Cremated, the idea of rotting creeps me out

134: Singing or Dancing: Dancing but im bad at both

133: Coach or Chanel: Idgaf

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: ??????

131: Small town or Big city: Big city

130: Wal-Mart or Target: Wal-Mart

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: I hate Adam Sandler

128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure

127: East Coast or West Coast: West Coast

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas all the waaaaaay

125: Chocolate or Flowers: Flowers, preferably potted

124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney i’m scared of roller coasters

123: Yankees or Red Sox: I dont sports[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: Its stupid and bad and i hate violence

121: George W. Bush: Okay, looook, i dig his paintings, okay???

120: Gay Marriage: gimme that shit i want that shit

119: The presidential election: I could be down for violence against trump

118: Abortion: everyone should have safe access to abortions, they save lives

117: MySpace: I never had one? Does it still exist? I may make one for fun?

116: Reality TV: i dont ever watch it, i avoid it like the plauge

115: Parents: Mine were grade A shit

114: Back stabbers: What goes around comes around

113: Ebay: I use Amazon

112: Facebook: Its filled with my racist family, i avoid it

111: Work: I watch my niece and nephew (twins) and i love it

110: My Neighbors: I don’t interact with them ever

109: Gas Prices: why so expensive pls give me break

108: Designer Clothes: catch me in wal-mart clothes i bough 4 years ago

107: College: I want but cant afford halp

106: Sports: no

105: My family: I love them but they fkn annoy the shit out of me with their political views

104: The future: stop.[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: My niece yesterday

102: Last time you ate: I am eating a bowl of mac n’ cheese right now

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: I saw my sister’s in-laws last week and i loooooove them! I made slime with the kids

100: Cried in front of someone: When i found out my ex was cheating on me like two months ago

99: Went to a movie theater: Went on a date with a cute boi like a month ago and w saw Baby Driver it was so good

98: Took a vacation: The only vacation ive ever took in my life was with my ex and his family to Florida last summer

97: Swam in a pool: Less than a week ago

96: Changed a diaper: Yesterday, i change them for a living

95: Got my nails done:last summer

94: Went to a wedding: My oldest sister got married last week!

93: Broke a bone: when i was like 3????

92: Got a peircing: two weeks ago i got my nipples done

91: Broke the law: this morning when i got high

90: Texted: Im texting cute bbs right now[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: My boi Ryan who is a fkn idiot i love him

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: I already left home and only miss having someone else cook and clean because my roomates are hopeless

87: The last movie I saw: The Last Five Years

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: When i can move far north and start a loving and respectful communist sex cult

85: The thing im not looking forward to: Getting up for work at 5 in the morning

84: People call me: lame

83: The most difficult thing to do is: exist

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: i sure haven’t i’m Safe

81: My zodiac sign is: Libra

80: The first person i talked to today was: Ryan

79: First time you had a crush: i liked a boy named Antonio in second grade

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: no one?

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Ryan last night when we said a stupid Ricks and Morty quote at the same time

76: Right now I am talking to: my cat Beatrice

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: probably cry a lot

74: I have/will get a job: working with kids!

73: Tomorrow: I will be very tired

72: Today: I am very tired

71: Next Summer: I will be very hot

70: Next Weekend: Im going to tie ppl up with rope

69: I have these pets: see 187

68: The worst sound in the world: A baby crying because they’re hurt or sad

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: my ex inbox me for his url so you can tell him hes a meanie

66: People that make you happy: My nieces and nephews and also my bff

65: Last time I cried: last night because the damn dog was so cute

64: My friends are: amazing and deserve the world

63: My computer is: slow and bad but i still love her

62: My School: was down the road from a prison, which my mom was in years ago

61: My Car: is old and smells like my mom’s cigarettes

60: I lose all respect for people who: are racist, homophobic, sexist, trans-phobic, Islamophobic, anti-semetic, ect.

59: The movie I cried at was: the beginning of Guardians of the Galaxy

58: Your hair color is: Auburn

57: TV shows you watch: Game of Thrones, Criminal Minds, Sense 8

56: Favorite web site: tumblr.com

55: Your dream vacation: stargazing in Alaska

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when i fucked up my siatic nerve in a car wreck in January

53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium-well

52: My room is: cold and messy and covered in kittens

51: My favorite celebrity is: Harry Styles

50: Where would you like to be: on a beach in Iceland with a person playing a ukulele

49: Do you want children: Only if i have more than one long term partner living with me

48: Ever been in love: Yes

47: Who’s your best friend: see 186 its Ryan

46: More guy friends or girl friends: no

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: when my cat comes to me and just lays where shes barely touching me

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My best friend from high school who committed suicide

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: no

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no

41: Have you pre-named your children: I want to name my kid Coraline but id also like to do something not defined by a single gender?

40: Last person I got mad at: My sister because she left the dogs inside all day while i was at work even though shes a stay at home mom and so the poor things had accidents and no one was happy

39: I would like to move to: Canada

38: I wish I was a professional: mom[ My Favorites ]37: Candy: white chocolate truffles

36: Vehicle: vintage beatles

35: President: Alexander Hamilton

34: State visited: Florida

33: Cellphone provider: ?????

32: Athlete: ?????

31: Actor: Nat Wolf

30: Actress: Maise willams

29: Singer: Radical Face/Hozier

28: Band: Bad Books

27: Clothing store: Wal-mart

26: Grocery store: Joe-V’s Smart Shop

25: TV show: Game of Thrones

24: Movie: Swiss Army Man

23: Website: see 56

22: Animal: Monitors

21: Theme park: i dont do theme parks

20: Holiday: Halloween

19: Sport to watch: does Yuri on Ice count?

18: Sport to play: no

17: Magazine: i don’t read magazines but i heard Teen Vogue is doing wonders

16: Book: The Kite Runner

15: Day of the week: Wednesday’s Child is Full of Woe

14: Beach: wherever i was in Florida

13: Concert attended: Warped Tour 2015 there was a band called Onwards ect. it was so good

12: Thing to cook: homemade flour tortillas

11: Food: Cheese enchiladas

10: Restaurant: This cute little place named Marianne’s thats down the road from my house she makes the best tamales

9: Radio station: 94.5 The Buzz

8: Yankee candle scent: Clean Linen

7: Perfume: i dont

6: Flower: Lilies

5: Color: pink

4: Talk show host: Steve Harvey

3: Comedian: John Mulaney

2: Dog breed: Pit Bulls

1: Did you answer all these truthfully? 100%

#ask #nydcreep

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theseventhsanctum · 7 years

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100 Pop Fashion Ideas

Can you design one of these outfits - based on a pop culture idea or character?

From the Pop Fashion Generator.

Ball gown based on Electrike (Pokemon)

Ball gown based on Grovyle (Pokemon)

Ball gown based on New Genesis (New Gods)

Ball gown based on The Vogons

Business Dress based on Kronk (The Emporer's New Groove)

Cocktail Dress based on Stocking (Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt)

Dinner Suit based on A Pokeball

Dinner Suit based on Arioch of the Seven Darks (Elric Saga)

Dinner Suit based on Eva-001

Dinner Suit based on Gomez Adams

Dinner Suit based on Gurren Lagann

Dinner Suit based on Mordecai (Borderlands)

Evening gown based on Clayface

Evening gown based on Dr. Zed (Borderlands)

Evening gown based on Golett (Pokemon)

Evening gown based on MechaGodzilla

Evening gown based on Moya (Farscape)

Evening gown based on Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)

Formal Dress based on Sebastian (Kuroshitsuji)

Formal Dress based on The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra

Men's Business Suit based on A Pokeball

Men's Business Suit based on Bruce The Shark (Jaws)

Men's Business Suit based on Mace Windu (Star Wars)

Men's Business Suit based on Miss Piggy (The Muppets)

Men's Business Suit based on Tetsusaiga (Inuyasha)

Men's Business Suit based on Trowa Barton (Gundam Wing)

Men's Business Uniform based on Darmanitan (Pokemon)

Men's Business Uniform based on Frankenstein

Men's Business Uniform based on Jigglypuff (Pokemon)

Men's Business Uniform based on Lone Star (Spaceballs)

Men's Casual Outfit based on Azazoth

Men's Casual Outfit based on Crow T. Robot (MST3K)

Men's Casual Outfit based on Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Men's Casual Outfit based on MechaGodzilla

Men's Casual Outfit based on Princess Peach

Men's Dance Club Outfit based on A Mermaid

Men's Dance Club Outfit based on A Tricorder (Star Trek)

Men's Dance Club Outfit based on Batman

Men's Dance Club Outfit based on Luna Ball (Sailor Moon)

Men's Dance Club Outfit based on RoboCop

Men's Gym Outfit based on Arwen (Lord of the Rings)

Men's Gym Outfit based on Hogwarts Castle (Harry Potter)

Men's Gym Outfit based on Sephiroth

Men's Gym Outfit based on The Dark Tower

Men's Gym Outfit based on The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Men's Gym Outfit based on Voltron

Men's Military Uniform based on Big Barda (New Gods)

Men's Military Uniform based on Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls)

Men's Military Uniform based on Neo (The Matrix)

Men's Military Uniform based on Queen Beryl's crystal ball / staff (Sailor Moon)

Men's Military Uniform based on The 6th Doctor (Doctor Who)

Men's Military Uniform based on The Door of Space-Time (Sailor Moon)

Men's Military Uniform based on The Infinity Gauntlet (Marvel Comics)

Men's Military Uniform based on Weezing (Pokemon)

Men's Swimsuit based on Captain Mal Reynolds

Men's Swimsuit based on Death of Rats (Discworld)

Men's Swimsuit based on Hitomi (Escaflowne)

Men's Swimsuit based on M. Bison (Street Fighter)

Men's Swimsuit based on Rincewind (Discworld)

Men's Winter Coat based on Sandslash (Pokemon)

Men's Winter Coat based on The Master Sword (Legend of Zelda)

Sundress based on A Faun

Sundress based on Howl's Moving Castle

Tuxedo based on Greninja (Pokemon)

Tuxedo based on The Black Knight (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)

Tuxedo based on The Gray Mouser (Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser)

Tuxedo based on The Mirror of Erised

Wedding dress based on Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Wedding dress based on Gonzo (Muppets)

Wedding dress based on Professor Utonium (Powerpuff Girls)

Wedding dress based on Space Ghost

Wedding dress based on The Chaos Emeralds (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Wedding Suit based on A Satyr

Wedding Suit based on Apokolips (New Gods)

Wedding Suit based on Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)

Wedding Suit based on Rock Lee (Naruto)

Wedding Suit based on The Black Knight (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)

Wedding Suit based on The Door of Space-Time (Sailor Moon)

Wedding Suit based on The Soul Reaver

Women's Business Uniform based on GLADOS

Women's Casual Outfit based on Cobalion (Pokemon)

Women's Casual Outfit based on Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)

Women's Casual Outfit based on Londo Mollari (Babylon 5)

Women's Casual Outfit based on Rincewind (Discworld)

Women's Dance Club Outfit based on Bruce The Shark (Jaws)

Women's Dance Club Outfit based on Loki (Comics)

Women's Dance Club Outfit based on Simisear (Pokemon)

Women's Dance Club Outfit based on The 1st Doctor (Doctor Who)

Women's Dance Club Outfit based on The Bloody Rose (the anti-vampire gun from Vampire Knight)

Women's Gymwear based on Hitomi (Escaflowne)

Women's Gymwear based on The Delorean (Back To The Future)

Women's Gymwear based on Yogi Bear

Women's Military Uniform based on Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate)

Women's Military Uniform based on Milotic (Pokemon)

Women's Swimsuit based on Poison Ivy

Women's Swimsuit based on Sakura (Naruto)

Women's Winter Coat based on Edward Scissorhands

Women's Winter Coat based on Walter Dornez (Hellsing)

Yukata based on Captain Hook (Peter Pan)

Yukata based on Cthulu

#fashion #pop fashion #pop culture #fashion challenge #seventh sanctum #seventhsanctum

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