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randobambo · 5 years
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Imagine Beauty and the Beast, everything else is the same but the dinner scene is this:
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katsukis-sad-angel · 4 years
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If You Got a Valentine From the MHA Boys, Here’s What It Would Say…
Pairings: Denki Kaminari x Reader, Katsuki Bakugou x Reader, Eijirou Kirishima x Reader, Izuku Midoriya x Reader, and Tenya Iida x Reader
Summary: The titLe
Warnings: Swearing, major uwu, mentions of sexual acts, angst?
AN: I finished this around noon, took a nap, finished AOT season 3, and I realize its 7:20 and I haven’t posted anything for v-day yet. Procrastination at it’s finest
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→ Denki Kaminari
Baby, you make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love,
Denki
~
He’d probably spell “valentine’s” and “spaghetti” wrong, and you would probably smack him after reading it, but he still showers you in love and affection all day. After he’s taken you out to eat and given you all the gifts he could afford, he’ll show you the new yellow and black lingerie he bought for you. 
He has quite a few hot yet adorable pictures on his phone now.
His love for you really shows up during this holiday, shining through his usual mask of stupidity.
~
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why tf did kami call him ‘kacchan’? does he have a death wish or smth?
→ Katsuki Bakugou
Dear Angel,
Roses are red
Valentines always sucked
When you finish reading this
You’re gonna get fucked
Love you,
Katsuki
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Despite the crude language on the glittery, handcrafted valentine, you bit your lip in anticipation as you pretended to continue reading. Katsuki stands in front of you, tapping his foot impatiently, red eyes alight and body tense and ready to pounce. There definitely wasn’t a raging boner tenting his sweatpants too. Finally, he snatches the red piece of paper from you, tosses it on your desk and grabs you, throwing you over one muscled shoulder to take you to his room.
Let’s just say it was a nice afternoon, a sweet evening, and a sore, yet pleasant morning.
Lots of chocolate.
And roses.
And a giant fluffy teddy bear with a ribbon around its neck you can buy a BJ’s for like $50
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i would like to bring todoroki to your attention in the gif above
→ Eijirou Kirishima
To My Honeybun;
Y/n, you are the most amazing girlfriend in the world. Have I ever told you that? If I have, do I tell you enough? Every time I look at you, I swear the world stops. The breath catches in my throat, my heart skips a beat and I can’t help but remember how lucky I am to simply hold your hand when I walk you home from school. Your smile is like the sunrise, your eyes are like the falling stars we saw during the meteor shower, and your hair is softer than the finest silk. You know I could go on forever, right? I don’t tell you enough how much you mean to me, plus if words can’t describe how beautiful you are, then how can I tell you how much I love you? 
I love you.
I have lots of fun things planned today so as soon as you finish reading this, get dressed and come downstairs! This will be the best Valentine’s Day ever!
Your loving boyfriend,
Eiji
~
Honestly, I think his letter would be longer. He wouldn’t hesitate to outline in perfect detail exactly what about you and why he loves it and go on and on for at least 7 pages. 
Change my mind
If you’re dating Kirishima Eijirou, news flash; he loves you more that oxygen itself and he will show you that through many acts of kindness, toothy grins, endless gifts, and sensual evenings. He will put your needs and wants before his own, so please take care of him and show him QUADRUPLE the love he shows you. Because he needs it to stay our favorite unbreakable baby.
~
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→ Izuku Midoriya
Dear Y/n,
I’ll do my best to keep this short, but knowing me, that’s probably not gonna happen.
First of all, Happy Valentine’s Day! But even without this holiday, you’ll always be my valentine. I don’t need a special day to celebrate your love in my life. Since today the world is celebrating anyway, I am here to tell you how much I love you. 
That sorta rhymes… right?
I guess that doesn’t really matter as long as I mean it, and I do! I can’t remember a day where your pretty smile didn’t light it up or when one of your hugs couldn’t make me warm. 
I have our whole day planned out so get dressed in something pretty (actually, wear whatever you want. You look beautiful in everything) and meet me by the door.
I love you so much!!!
Izuku
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This would be WAAAAAAY longer if Izuku Midoriya actually wrote this. Like Kirishima, you’re gonna get a 5-page essay on why you’re perfect, a 17-page essay on his favorite things about you, 2 and a half page essay on your face, 5-page essay on how cute you look wearing his clothes, and on and on and on. If you haven’t noticed, HE. LOVES. YOU. With all the love in his big, heroic heart. And yes. Broccoli boy mcfreakin’ planned out every second of the day, so you better appreciate it and tell him so because the letter you just read sounded like, “You’re gonna be bulbasore tonight babe. Love, Izuku” to him.
~
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→ Shouto Todoroki
Dear Y/n,
I got my dad’s credit card so why don’t we go on a little shopping spree? Then we can go to McDonaldTrump’s for lunch afterward. 
Meet you downstairs,
Sho
P.S. Oh, and Happy Valentine’s Day, beautiful!
~
It probably wouldn’t be a handwritten letter, most likely a text message, but you would still appreciate it a lot. Not only do you have a hot boyfriend, but he’s rich, he’s kind, and he loves you. Plus, you hate his dad so you were more than happy to drain a few thousand dollars from his bank account. Not that Endeavor would notice. The dude is literally rolling in cash. 
(In reality, Shouto saved up his money so he could spend it on you. He didn’t want you to feel guilty for spending his or be dependent on his father to keep his woman happy)
Since this was a special day for both of you, Sho makes sure you have a lot of fun and you’re sure to remind him how much you love him too.
Cuddling in the evening while eating premium caramel-filled milk chocolates.
New clothes and shoes still in bags and boxes in the corner.
Forehead kisses.
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kami... bish u abt dumb as fock
→ Tenya Iida
Dear Y/n, 
I have a few things I want to say in my letter before we go out today so I guess I’ll start with this; you are as important in my life as a beat is to the heart, you know that? I can’t live without you anymore. When I think about the days before we started dating… well, I don’t remember them. I feel like I don’t deserve such a special and beautiful girl in my life. Someone perfect, and fun, and kind. Qualities I didn’t know could exist all in one person. 
Never forget that I love you with all my heart and our bond is strong and irreplaceable to me.
Happy Valentine’s Day, darling,
Tenya
~
Tenya would be so stupidly honest and pure in the letter, it brought you to tears.
When you finish reading, you’re crying your eyes out and run to his room and into his arms. When you crash into Tenya’s bed, he nearly has a heart attack when he sees you crying. Unfortunately, this beautiful man is surprised he even had a girlfriend and their relationship lasted this long. After explaining to him that the letter was the sweetest thing you’d ever read and that you loved him so so much, he let out a huge sigh of relief and pulled you close.
HUGS in those huge, muscular arms of his and head pats until you were smiling again.
*He feels so lucky to have you right then*
You get spoiled all freaking day.
The gifts never seem to stop.
Tenya’s true, calm, sweet, and  loving nature really shines through this holiday and you couldn’t feel more blessed when he takes his glasses off and smiles
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philsketches · 5 years
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