The Bearchelor: Episode 2
Previously on the Bearchelor...
Kevin: "Anyway Gunnar is just deeply physically repulsive to me."
And coming up...
Mitch: "Listen, my goal is to drink just enough to forget about today."
Two new contestants are entering the game today, all the way from Académie le Tour, bringing the total number of contestants back up to 7:
"I'm Mitch, I'm a student at Académie le Tour, and I just found out on the way here that the roommate I've been casually sharing a house, a bed and my taxes with is gay!"
"I'm Max, and I found out on the plane that chicken the food and chicken the animal are the same thing. I'm still a bit bummed about it but I'm not going to cry on camera."
Meanwhile, the remaining contestants are wondering who Kevin has just sent home.
Castor: "I know Francis's vibes are objectively rancid but he's hot in that that "my father will hear about this" way."
Aldric: "I'm going to be honest I don't think that's a way in which anyone has ever been hot."
Before today's main activity, Kevin is spending some time getting to know the two newest contestants better.
Mitch: "Yes I'm studying in SimFrance. Yes that makes me more cultured than you. Yes I only speak Simlish."
Max: "I love cooking! My specialty is my secret recipe for microwave noodles with dinosaur nuggets. Speaking of, where do they even get dinosaur nuggets if dinosaurs are all dead?"
Kevin: "..."
Today, the contestants have to prove they are able to woo the bachelor with a single flirt.
Mitch: "Hey lil mama lemme whisper in your..."
Kevin: "Yeah, I've seen enough."
Max: "I've always wondered whether that thing about counting shoulders really worked. So there's one, and there's another one. That makes two. Did I win?"
Jared: "I'm going to seduce Kevin by saying the hottest thing I can think of."
Jared, whispering: "I cancelled our plans for tonight, let's just stay in, do an edible and have cheesy pretzels."
Kevin: "I have no idea what that was but that was kinda hot."
Castor, in confessionals: "I hope that gently grabbing his hands while staring into his eyes was enough of a hint that yes I do like him in that way."
Gunnar: "I know you can't resist me. No need to be shy."
Aldric: "So uhh are you into nerdy physics-themed pickup lines because that's all I've got."
Almeric: "See, my varsity jacket looks so much better on the floor. Also it's just for show, I don't even like sports."
That evening, the guys spend some time hanging out in the mansion.
Mitch: "Listen, my goal is to drink just enough to forget about today."
Everyone gathers outside for the ceremony.
Kevin: "Castor. Jared. I've had a wonderful time with both of you today. I think I might be developing a bit of a crush!"
Kevin: "Aldric and Almeric. We've been having a good time. You're also both continuing on to the next round."
This leaves Gunnar, Max and Mitch.
Kevin: "Max. You're genuinely not the brightest, but you're a really nice guy, and I want to see what more there is to you."
Max: "Does that mean I win? I won! Gooo Llamas!"
Kevin: "Gunnar. I don't think you get it the message, but you're not exactly my type. Mitch. You're really hot, but I genuinely don't ever see us becoming friends. The person I've chosen to move on to the next round is..."
"Gunnar."
Mitch: "I... how? Why are you keeping that guy around? This isn't fair, I just got here!"
Mitch: "I honestly don't know what I could've done different. Yes I'm hurt to not be chosen, especially over someone like Gunnar."
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VeronaHills, Round Four: Flexor
Max felt the metallic caress of his engagement ring as he splashed cold water on his face.
Having sex with Tybalt on an outdoor sofa at midnight was an impressive, impulsive climax of the tension that merely bubbled under in their study group days. One knock at the cabin door, two bottles of Capulet wine, and three hours of conversation led to Max dancing his fingers across Tybalt's cutting cheekbones. A delivery of a housewarming gift unlocked a fiery heat that crackled on a creaky couch; Max now wished he'd never opened the door to the blaze.
The sink suddenly spat water from anywhere but the tap. Max leaned into the spray as he clumsily worked at the steel with a wrench. A handyman he was not - and he wasn't making for a good husband at this rate, either.
Tybalt left their encounter with a stride of pride. Max gathered his baseball cap and clothing from the ground and fled to the kitchen sink. Mitch was going to arrive in the morning, none the wiser to the smokescreen Max was cultivating while he figured out how to put what he'd done into words. They weren't his specialty - actions spoke louder.
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Parties are a little less crowded now.
It's still hard to remember who not to invite over with David, alas. "But - you knew they were together, didn't you?"
"…Yeah. Yeah, I did. I do."
"David, for pity's sake!"
"Scot, will you go distract Jonah from retaliating on David, please?"
"Oh, you want me in the path of the bombs, huh? I'll see what I can do."
"I dunno what you call that, dude, but break dancing, it ain't."
"I wish now I'd had more of a chance at the arts, but balls were cheaper and the schools had teams but the only music classes were marching band."
"Hey, mother of twins! I'm flattered you could get away!"
"Edwin's co-sitting with the lady next door. She just had a baby too - and she is no spring chicken!"
"Check out our fine new dance space and our fine new stereo!"
"Just start dancing, they'll find their way in."
David has his own ways of avoiding conflict.
But Dixie's not letting that stand. "C'mon. You've got to practice your local skills."
It's a shame about David, but Roxie and Jonah are so nice. "We didn't adopt him; he's just moved in."
"Well, it was very nice of you all the same."
"Hey, he's a good kid and a good guitarist. The home was no place for him."
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*phone rings, Mitch picks up*
Chaz Whippler: "Is Max available to talk?"
Mitch Indie: "No, he's studying." *hangs up*
*phone immediately rings again, Mitch picks up*
Emily Lee: "Is Max available to talk?"
Mitch Indie: "No, he's studying." *hangs up again*
*phone rings for a third consecutive time, Mitch also picks up for a third time*
Phineas Furley: "Is Max available to talk?"
Mitch Indie: "No, he's studying." *hangs up a third time*
this isn't even my real game, i have so much cc left to import lol but this just made me live laugh love ts2.
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VeronaHills, Round Four: Indie (Uni)
Personal trainer Paul Do was a perfectly fine athletic teacher, but Mitch missed the personal touch of his fit fiancé Max.
Campus life as a whole became immensely dull the moment Max left for Riverblossom Hills - and the silver lining of Mitch having the chance to independently focus on his studies remained a mere theory. Mitch's gaze slid away from his notes too easily and full attention was not paid during class; eventually, he had to concede that university wasn't working for him anymore. This revelation was welcomed by Max - they'd be together sooner! - but Mitch did have to wonder about the rustic reality of downsizing to a cabin in the woods...
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Indie
"Now, when the workmen are here, you must be very nice to them."
"You are going to need proper training, and that starts with coming when called."
Dixie and Mitch are both advancing steadily, and they take advantage of the good weather and the good paychecks to really ret the house up. "Wait'll you see inside! We have real stairs now."
Dixie is no humorless, heartless capitalist. She's going to have fun, and so is everyone around her!
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