Tonight is press night for Macbeth, and Michael is sitting in the second row beaming at David as proud as can be. The two of them looking at each other like that is everything...
If I got a penny for every time Michael Sheen and David Tennant break up on TV and then silently and dead inside stare into the void while the credits start rolling, I would have two pennies which is not much but it's funny that it happened twice in such a short period of time.
Pac: Hello poop doctor! Can you check my- my intestines?
Fit: [Cracking up] If it's one of those exams, I'll- I can leave the room.
Pac: OH WAIT- NO NO! NONONONONO! NO! I'm fine! I don't need it. [He stands in the corner of the room] Ramon, throw the water on me, I wanna drown myself here too. I wanna go, please! I said some shenanigans that I regret.