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legendary-guest · 2 months

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There are a lot of ideas out there as to what Dr. Drakken and Shego get-up to post-Graduation. From remaining in traditional villainy, turning good, laying low and going corporate to a life of domestic bliss.

Well, what about... Dr. Drakken becoming a teen pop sensation? Becoming hero of the world has reinvigorated public interest in his hip-hop debut on American Starmaker. It becomes a huge hit! Ridiculous views on the Internet, the song is being played on the radio, in malls, it's everywhere! A record label reaches out to him - they want an album. He's the biggest thing since the Oh Boyz. Pardon from the UN, a medal, acknowledgement of his genius and now his artistic prowess is being recognised, too?! He's a real Renaissance man (he pronounces the 'c' as a 'k')! Like, what's-his-name - Leonardo Decaprio! How can he say no, Shego? Like everything he does, this is not without consequence. The song's popularity serves as Junior's villainous breakdown - he is seething with jealousy, with fury. Shego's old, out-of-shape, so-pale-he's-blue boss, with a face that not even the world's most prestigious plastic surgeons can save - not to mention that nasty scar! And his hair! His awful, terrible - what is that - a mullet? The 80s called, they want their biggest mistake in hairstyle history back where it can stay dead and buried. It even looks like he cuts it himself! Senior. Sr. can see what's happening, and he can't believe it. Is this it? Has his son found his villainous purpose? His raison d'etre? He can hardly keep his composure, he's about to cry tears of joy, of villainous joy!

O, and how poetic, Senior Sr. goes on as Junior - paces, o, he's pacing like he's actually thinking - no, plotting, scheming! - to have it be that his teacher's former student rises up against her employer! Well, it doesn't quite roll off the tongue and it's a bit of a convoluted trope, but it will have to do. It's the modern era, after all, things change.

This moment is immortalised with a Polaroid picture - it's blurry, but it will have to do, since Junior is so focused. Besides, it gives an air of uncertainty, of mysticism, of - and Junior interrupts with a well-timed chastising exclamation of "Father!" Junior ropes in Bonnie, he must, for he will surely need some moral support and a beautiful partner in this caper. She agrees once he assures her there will be custom outfits for them to wear, only the very latest, and most expensive, in fashion today. Dr. D's debut album is called Blue Period. A very special thanks to @gogofordrakgo for volleying ideas with me, having him get a record deal and for having Dr. D pronounce the 'c' as a 'k' in Renaissance man.

#kim possible #drakken #shego #senor senior jr.#bonnie rockwaller #senor senior sr.#drakgo #gogofordrakgo #legendary ideas #legendary fic outline #No idea what to call this type of post #Suggestions appreciated

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wrestler-smash-or-pass · 1 month

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Weekly Wrapup 3/24/24 (late)

This Week's Rankings:

Lash Legend - 71.7% smash

Killer Kelly - 66.9%

Wade Barrett - 65.5%

Jordynne Grace - 65.3%

Rey Mysterio - 64.9%

Shayna Baszler - 62.7%

Angelico - 58.2%

Santos Escobar - 58.1%

Dominik Mysterio - 58.0%

Bollywood Boyz/Singh Brothers - 44.5%

Ryusuke Taguchi (Apollo 55) - 43.0%

Nick Wayne - 32.5%

Nia Jax - 28.7%

Nasty Boys - 7.1%

Average smash rating this week: 51.9%

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Nick Wayne - 397 votes

Dominik Mysterio - 371

Shayna Baszler - 244

Nia Jax - 230

Santos Escobar - 227

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

Ryusuke Taguchi - 149 votes

Bollywood Boyz/Singh Brothers - 164

Lash Legend - 173

Killer Kelly - 181

Jordynne Grace - 193

The closest poll was Bollywood Boyz/Singh Brothers, who lost 73-91.

Bottom Ten Overall

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash

Ric Flair - 4.6% smash

Nasty Boys - 7.1% smash

Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash

Miracle Violence Connection - 11.8% smash

Gene Munny - 12.4% smash

Spike Trivet - 12.% smash

Kevin Sullivan - 13.1% smash

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash

Eric Bischoff (NWO) - 20.0% smash

Bottom Women Overall

Nia Jax - 28.7% smash

Eve Torres - 47.1% smash

Carmella - 47.8% smash

Nikkita Lyons - 48.2% smash

Julia Hart (Cheerleader Variant) - 49.8% smash

With an average smash rate of 51.0%, this is the lowest-scoring week yet. The overall average smash rate currently sits at 58.9%, and the previous low score was allllllll the way back in Week 1, at 52.6% average smash rate.

We also got two changes to the overall rankings: Nasty Boys made it to No. 3 on the Bottom Ten Overall list, and Nia Jax was voted the least smashable woman so far. There are still 31 men considered less smashable than her, but it's a major accomplishment to be the first woman to score significantly under 50%.

In happier news, someone finally requested one of my personal blorbos: Angelico. It has been agonizing waiting for him to be requested, so thank you to whoever sent him in. Now to see how long it takes for someone to request my other blorbo...

Rey Mysterio is more smashable than his son Dominik, 64.9% to 58.0%. Dom got 149 more votes, though.

Ryusuke Taguchi is more smashable as a member of Apollo 55 than he is on his own, but not smashable enough to get over the 50% mark (43.0% vs 28.4%).

Nick Wayne got the most votes this week, at 397. A lot of the tags said something along the lines of "he's too young right now, but let's check back in a few years." So, if this blog is still around in 5 years, I will make sure to run a new Nick Wayne poll.

And now for some of my favorite tags and comment

@dm-me-your-weltanschauung on Nasty Boys: #if you told me that this photo was from a campaign encouraging people to get tested for STIs I would believe you#or one of those “talk to your kids about sex before THEY do” things

@booboo-eyedbambi on Dominik Mysterio: #he gives me cute aggression in a way that makes me wanna squeeze him dry like an orange or burn the world down if he says he's chilly

@romanthereigns on Jordynne Grace: #I would let that woman throw me

@discow1tch on Nick Wayne: #he would 100% have been my type when I was a teenager but unfortunately I'm old now and would rather fuck his evil step dad

@supernaturalkickparty on Nick Wayne: #if anything take him to ihop gamestop and build a bear#think i saw a turtleneck shirt this past winter#he can make a christian cage bear

#weekly wrap up

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nyubiecore · 5 months

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When My Loneliness Calls You ☆ lee hyunjae

a the boyz hyunjae oneshot

" your shadowy face that i know can never come back to me "

lee jaehyun x f! reader

genre : fluff , childhood friends

in which like destiny , you stumble upon your longtime crush

" my heart for you is now slowly disappearing but I still haven't forgotten "

the blowing wind , the scent of beach and sand , the song , your emotional state couldn't possibly match more

you softly bop your head to the beat , taking in the mesmerizing afternoon view as you watch the people around you doing their own business

some playing in the water , some busy taking selfies , some doing the exact thing you're doing

" BUK " something(?) bumped over you , startled you plug out the earphones from your ears looking at a small boy who is now sitting on the sand beside you

" child , where's your mom? do you want me to bring you to her? " you say to the boy

the boy mumbled something

" no? you want to stay with noona? "

" son youngjae?! son youngjae , youngjae where are you? " suddenly a faint sound of someone shouting someone else's name were heard coming closer to your direction

you didn't care less about the noise the person produced as you searched for a soft candy inside your bag with your other hand securing the boy

" youngjae! what are you doing he- " the voice stopped

you turned around as you made eye contact with the owner of the voice

" oml " you choked out

" y/n ? jung y/n right? " the boy said recognizing you

" wow lee jaehyun , you've grown so much since - 6th grade? so it's been 1,2-4 years? omg its been that long? "

too familiar to act clueless , this boy is none other than lee jaehyun , the boy you had - seriously who are you kidding? - you've had a crush on since 4th grade. though you guys haven't met in 4 years but you know so damn well in those 4 years how much time you've hesitated to message him , or that time when you followed him on sns and unfollowed him back again after like- 6 hours or sumthn

he's gotten so much taller , he used to be around the same height with you the last time you saw him. you've heard that they say he is now much taller but this is seriously a scam at this point. compared to you, he's at least around 10 cm taller than you now.

" you're the one who didn't keep in contact and didn't even attend the events in our school " he said making a nasty face to you

" hey it's not my fault that I don't live near our school now - and you say like you've kept in contact with every one of our old classmates " you rolled your eyes as you look away feeling your cheeks redden

" excuse me , I still do okay? I still regularly contact changmin , sunwoo , even yooae. " he bragged

you chocked over the name , yooae your own friend.

" oh.. yooae , wasn't she the one you liked back then? " you said , your eyes started to sting

youngjae is now sitted on your feet playing with your keychain hooked onto your bag

he seemed taken aback by the question " oh, that rumor? seriously how many times should I tell you it isn't true? "

you scoff " hey who are you kidding? how many times have I caught you looking at her so lovingly back then huh? " you teased him

" no okay " he said rolling his eyes " keep in touch would you? I've to go now. sorry for the trouble too. let's go little boy " he said as he dragged youngjae back up and walked on the little boy's pace

you smiled as you saw him like that. you watched the sun set as people started to clear up the place.

you liked it better now , less people , less noise. you lay on the sand feeling it on your skin as you close your eyes

you took a deep breath as you took in the scent , sea water sand , and... fried chicken?

your eyes opened itself as you sat back up searching for the smell, before you could turn around a figure sat beside you as the chicken box landed safely

you looked to your side , lee jaehyun

" eh? what are you doing back here again? " you asked, confused

" eating chicken " he bluntly said as he stuffed chicken into his mouth

" you've gotten taller and more handsome but your dumb personality really never gets away will it ever? " you said bluntly as you hugged your own figure watching the sea

he stopped on his track , you turned to him " you got any problem with me? what? " you asked cluelessly looking at him

" what'd you say just now? "

" your dumb personality never goes away " you bluntly replied

" before that "

" that you've gotten taller? "

" not that one "

" that your dumb personality is permanent? " you said, at this point just playing dumb

" not that one too. " he said with a straight face

" what did I say? " you smiled teasingly

" are you really not going to tell me? " he said

" what if I say, no? "

" what if I pressure you to tell me? "

" try me bitch " you replied ready for the challenge

he moved the position of the chicken box that were put in between you guys but is now on hyunjae's side , he sat closer to you

" what're you trying to pull right now? "

" whatever I can to make you repeat what you said "

you rolled your eyes as you avoid eye contact , by this time you already felt his body right beside you, almost glued to it

he put his hand on your chin as he gently turned your face towards him

" would you like to repeat what you said just now , missy? " he said with his oh so seductive voice which you know you could melt to every other day

you gulped a lump on your throat " n- no " you stutter as your face redden

he leaned towards you more , he whispered " thank you for the compliment , sweetie " he pulled away with a smirk as he open the can of carbonated drink

you froze there , he turned back to you and scoffed at your position " little miss is frozen now "

you cleared your throat " u-um so.. "

" do you have anything to ask to me? your face says you do " he said while enjoying the view

" didn't know you could even read my face now " you scoffed

" why can't I, tho? "

" I bet you are a master in reading Yooae 's expression " you rubbed salt on your own wound

" unsurprisingly , no I do not know a pinch about Yooae 's expression " he bluntly said , drinking the drink on his hand

you blinked , clueless " so , would you tell me who you actually did have a crush on back then? "

he made eye contact with you " are you serious? "

you blinked once again

" ridiculous " he said as he rolled his eyes in pure annoyance , he stood back up as he stared to get back up

you chased after him , finally getting a grip on his hand turning him back to you

" what's wrong with you? " your eyebrows stitched together

he looked at you with exhausted eyes " are you really that slow , y/n? " he asked you , ridiculed

" what are you trying to say? "

" oh my gosh- " he tried to walk away once again

you gripped his hand as you yank him over to you- maybe too hard because now you are under him , feeling the sand on your back and his unsteady breathing on your face

both your eyes widen as you tried to get away from this position but he steadied his position not allowing you to move

" do you really not have any clue about who I like? "

you hesitated, but still nodded

" then I'll give you an answer right away " he said

the next thing you know , he pressed his lips on yours

you froze on your spot , as if the universe planned out this event perfectly , you both were blinded by the moonlight that is now shining brightly over you guys

once you came back to your sense , you pushed away his shoulder with all your energy left , he pulled away from the kiss as he stood back up , and pulled you back up too

your legs seemed to not function right at the moment as it wavered , making you fall - until he wrapped his arms around your body and steadied you back

" are you okay? " he asked , awkward

you look at him ridiculously " what the fuck just happened? " you ask furiously

" that's my answer to your question "

-end(?)-

#tbz au #the boyz #the boyz au #tbz x reader #the boyz x reader #tbz #the boyz x you #hyunjae #hyunjae imagines #Spotify

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kitschun · 3 months

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Need 4 Speed: Haknyeon (Teaser)

Summary: Of mangoes and mountain charms, and wrenches and tangerines. Haknyeon spends another night down the mountain roads waiting for your safe return. An unlikely friendship built between a tōge drifter and a mechanic that likes to race the streets. This is a teaser for the Haknyeon installation of my Need 4 Speed series for The Boyz! See the masterlist here or follow to be updated.

Author’s Note: This can be read as a standalone blurb, or as a precursor to my upcoming fic Driving, My Love! Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone!

Tags: Mechanic!Haknyeon x Drifter!Reader, BFF!Haknyeon

Warnings: May contain inaccurate depictions of cars (lol), mention of car accidents

Mountain Pass 1 — 1:10 AM Monday

The mountains were barren of any signs of civilization save for the occasional lamppost that illuminated down its winding roads. Up here, the only company the mountain found itself with were the whispers of a gentle breeze and the offload of dying leaves shed by the evergreen trees.

In a far distance, the sound of a brazen car disturbed the serenity of the atmosphere. Its modular body slid through a curved road, leaving a nasty skid mark and a ghastly amount of smoke that could haunt a climate change activist in his wake.

The fragrant scent of Autumn pass was then overtaken by the strong smell of hot, burning rubber.

“Nice,” A staticky voice spoke from inside your ear.

Above you, a drone was flying closely behind, tracking and streaming your vehicle’s position for the people down the road.

“You’re acting like this is my first time, Hak.”

You heard a chuckle.

A small group of cars preceded your position, driving in the same haphazard manner as you did. A gallant dance through mountainous roads fueled by the adrenaline of a perfect drift.

This specific pass was a favorite amongst locals and tourists. The area surrounding the pass itself has been closed off to the general public, having been built specifically for the purpose of tōge drifting by a retired hobbyist.

Down the winding roads, a graveled patch of land became the communal area for both drivers and passing car enthusiasts. During these grassroots events, local body shops would set up tents alongside their vehicles to advertise their products and services. What’s a better way to sell than to show how your products perform after all?

Small groups of people would also flock into the scene to build connections with other hobbyists.

You used to be one of those people, and now having conquered the winding roads of this mountain pass numerous times yourself, you’ve managed to garner quite the amount of respect on your own name.

“Heads up, the last two courses are a tight turn. A civic just crashed.”

You watched as the drone flew ways ahead of you, assumingly to check out the accident. A moment later, you heard the static voice of Haknyeon again.

“Driver is fine, car is totaled though. Just slow down your speed and keep to your left.”

“Got it. Thanks, Hak.”

“No worries. Just get down here safely.”

You loosened your press on the gas pedal before shifting gears to ease off speed. Outside, the air was bitingly cold. You wondered if Haknyeon was keeping himself warm.

Before you can think more into it, the sight of two pairs of waving hands caught your attention from the outskirts of the highway. They signaled you to veer away from the crash and you responded by hoisting your arm out of the window and pumping it in acknowledgment.

Hak was right. The car was completely totaled, but you’re glad to see the driver was doing fine. It’s scary to think that, that could be you under any unfortunate circumstance. A huge risk that always comes with devilishly dancing through the mountain roads.

You watched briefly as the owner wrestled his damaged fender off his vehicle before laying it against a tree trunk. Once you passed him, you picked up speed again and prepared yourself to approach the last turn.

Down in the flatlands, Haknyeon stood waiting from underneath a tent. A Nissan GT-R Nismo was parked in front of him with its high beams shining down the gravel road. Down under, a set of neon orange lowlights covered the ground. Tangerine—he affectionately called it. The payoff from his hard work, and numerous wins from racing the streets.

“She’s on her last turn.” His friend spoke, tracking your position from the drone he was controlling from a screen.

“Good.”

Haknyeon walked towards the road. A couple of people greeted him with a wave.

Haknyeon was a well-loved mechanic by both car hobbyists and local civilians alike. He was good with his hands, and even better at his builds. So although he didn’t dabble in tōge drifting himself, he still managed to capture the trust of its drivers.

The sound of a revving engine and the familiar scent of burning black rubber took the mechanic’s attention away to the mountain pass exit. A sleek silver Nissan quickly pulled up gaining the attention of the photographers and videographers on standby.

They ran following the car, pumping their fists up in the air, and were met with the driver revving in response. Shutter speeds can be heard all the way to where Haknyeon was standing, and he made way as the car finally pulled up to the empty lot beside him.

You unbuckle your belt the moment you parked your car, making a move to remove your safety helmet. Haknyeon quickly opened the door and greeted you by messing your hair up.

“How was it?”

You playfully swat his hand away. “Fun, as always.”

You finally turned and greeted him with a smile. He returned it, making amends with his earlier actions by tucking stray pieces of hair away from your face. Why was it suddenly becoming warm?

The moment was disrupted by the sound of a pickup hauling the totaled car from earlier. Haknyeon grimaced at the sight of the damage.

“Ouch. That’s gonna cost a lot.”

“Small price to pay to keep an expensive hobby.”

You walked towards the tent, greeting your other friend with a wave. He nodded back in response.

“Expensive hobby, cars are, huh?”

“Very, which is why you should never get into it.”

“Kind of too late for that now though, isn’t it,” Haknyeon pointed towards his car, “considering I just finished modding my car.”

You burst into a fit of giggles with Haknyeon. You find it funny how the both of you always discouraged the other from getting into the underground racing scene despite the fact that you’ve both been a part of it even before you met.

Haknyeon reached into his jacket pocket before walking in front of you. You see the glint of your mismatched beaded friendship bracelet illuminated by the faint light of his orange car.

“Here,” he grabbed your right hand gently, “I kept it till you got back.”

Haknyeon wore the friendship bracelet around your wrist, mirroring the one on his left arm. His fingers were gentle in placing them on you, making a move to turn it to display two little charms that were similar to his own. There was a moment’s pause before he finally decided to put your hand back down.

The Autumn air was still bitingly cold, so why was it that you felt the tips of your ears getting hot?

You cleared your throat, thanking him. His own cheeks were twinged with the lightest shade of pink.

“Isn’t it kinda insane that we’ve managed to keep this tradition for three whole years now?”

He laughed. “Yeah, I don’t even remember how it started.”

Haknyeon pulled out a monoblock chair and offered it to you before sitting down on the one beside it.

“I do. You kept insisting that the bracelet caught onto your gear stick, so you had to take it off before a race.”

“Hey, it really did! And I wasn’t being insistent.”

“Yeah, you were,” you laughed, “it's the whole reason why we have this silly little tradition in the first place.”

Cars were starting to disperse from the area. There was a dwindling down of noise from conversations of a thinning crowd, with hush whispers slowly being swept away into the sleeping mountain. Your mutual friend had also left the tent a couple of minutes ago to fetch his drone from the lot.

Haknyeon thought back to when this small tradition of yours started. Three years ago, after a slow day at the tracks he called his home, you guys decided to craft these little charm bracelets from a mutual friend’s stash. You made Haknyeon a colorful strand decorated with the charms of a mango and a mountain, a little reminder of you when you’re not around.

For you, he picked out a wrench and an orange, accompanied by a mismatched color palette of warm-toned beads. It was charming - albeit a little silly, but the both of you have worn them since then.

Haknyeon will admit that he may have been slightly insistent that the bracelet distracted him while driving. At first, it was true, the little charms kept getting caught in between his hand and his gear stick, but it slowly morphed into a superstitious tradition that he just had to have you keep it for him as an unspoken promise of his safe return. You did the same with yours.

“It’s a tad bit silly but I like doing it,” he said, “Makes me hold on to a promise that I’ll return back to you safely.”

You hummed. There was something inherently intimate about this conversation.

“Then let’s keep doing it. To promise each other that despite the dangers of our hobby, we’ll always return to each other’s side safely,” You paused, “For the bracelets, of course.”

Haknyeon nodded, fiddling with the charm of his own bracelet.

“As long as you promise that you’ll always be there when I return.”

“I promise.”

#ju haknyeon #haknyeon #haknyeon fluff #haknyeon angst #haknyeon smut #haknyeon x reader #haknyeon au #the boyz #tbz #the boyz fluff #the boyz angst #the boyz smut #the boyz x reader #kitschun writes

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spiteless-xo · 24 days

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libido, passion, and another from the questions for all the boyz 😎

sexy selfship asks

hehehe ty for asking!! 🥰 im having so much fun with this

Libido - what is your f/o’s sex drive like? How often do they want sex?

jean is always horny--every day, multiple times a day. like i said in a previous ask, he gets really embarrassed about how much he wants sex! so he tries to downplay it and pretend like he's not super turned on, even though he is. 🥺 if he had it his way, we would just live in the bedroom--only taking breaks to eat or sleep

eren is also always horny, because he's such a gym rat. going to the gym every day and getting all sweaty and his blood pumping and his muscles aching turns him on so much that he's racing to get back home. he's very much a one-and-done kinda guy though, so we'll have sex and then he'll nap for like an hour, and then he spends the rest of the day just being a little baby

sex with suguru is an event, so it's a lot less often. 1-2 times a week, usually. he likes to draw out the days without sex with a lot of tension and teasing to make the days with sex feel even more satisfying. his thoughts are that doing it too often results in sloppy sex, and he always wants to perform at his best.

satoru is another every day, multiple times a day type of person. he's very rough though, so for me i need a break, and that just makes him even more insatiable and antsy.

Passion - is sex between you and your f/o fast or slow? Gentle or rough? Loud or quiet?

jean always starts out soft and slow and builds up speed and intensity the more worked up he gets. he tries to be gentle but when he's really turned on he gets pretty rough and nasty. but never quiet because of how much this man loves to babble and groan.

eren starts out fast and rough. sex with eren always feels like the first time after having not seen each other in months, despite the fact that we literally saw each other this morning and had sex the day before. he gets annoyed when his marks and bruises start to fade so he always makes sure we've both got fresh marks every day. he himself tries to be quiet, but he makes up for it by making a racket every other way he can--slamming the bed against the wall, the creaky mattress, the sound of skin-slapping-skin, etc etc.

suguru's preference is to be slow and gentle. as i've said before, he likes to make love as opposed to just fuck, so it's always really passionate and intense with lots of emotions. but he's good at reading my body and knowing when i want it rougher or faster and will adapt. he is very quiet in bed and if he does speak, it's always whispered in my ear or against my skin.

satoru is similar to eren in that it's always fast and rough. for him, sex is like a competition and he's trying to break me. he has no concept of slowing down and enjoying the moment, he just wants to see how many times he can make me cum before he does himself. also always soooooo loud and obnoxious.

Another - have you ever considered including someone else in your activities? If so, who would it be?

jean would absolutely never invite anyone. he's too jealous and possessive and he wouldn't want to see me getting pleasure from anyone else. but!! we talk about it a lot, theoretically. because jean is bi, we talk a lot about inviting another guy not to share me but to share jean, and he's more open to that idea but still feels bad that things would be lopsided. (lowkey he would love to include reiner or armin in the bedroom, but he'll never say those thoughts sober.) he's not interested in another girl in the bedroom because he thinks he'll be too overwhelmed and not be able to perform.

eren would absolutely want to invite jean because eren wants to show off, but then he'd be immediately furious when he realizes that jean is also good in bed. eren would get so grumpy and pouty about it afterward and never want to invite another person in the bedroom again. he would also be meaner to jean afterward and constantly get into stupid arguments with him. (meanwhile, jean's like, "i thought we had a great time!") he's open to the idea of bringing in another girl but him and i can't agree on someone so it never happens. in my selfship headcanon universe, eren and mikasa are like brother and sister, so even tho i desperately want to hook up with her, eren thinks that's disgusting.

including someone else in the bedroom is actually how satoru and i started seeing each other. suguru and i were already together and when the topic of threesomes or open relationships came up, satoru was the obvious choice, and now we're in a throuple lmao suguru had said for ages how similar satoru and i were but i refused to believe it because satoru was so bratty and annoying--and then he continued to be bratty and annoying by pushing all of my buttons and making me hate him even more, but suguru could tell it was more of a playful banter than genuine hate between me and satoru. me purposely saying i didn't want to do something that satoru did, just to piss him off. satoru doing things that i claimed i hated because he loved seeing me angry. stsg is enough for me, we have no desire to include anyone else.

#sleazymac-n-cheesy #aot #jjk #eren #jean #geto #gojo #tiff.ask #tiff.selfship

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bearwmange · 27 days

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rico nasty w boyz noize - arintintin teaser

#rico nasty #swag #arintintin

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thewelllitweenie · 4 months

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The smell of hot metal, partially combusted promethium and the sharp sweat of bodies filled Grobs nostrils, they flared wide drinking it in deep for the looted human transport craft was hurtling headlong into battle. Grobs heard other Boyz muttering under their excited breathing "wargh, wargh, wargh, wargh" it hadn't picked up into a chant yet but it would be soon. Actual combat, proper fighting, brutal nasty and bloody and Grobs couldn't contain their excitement. The transport shook hard as anti-air munitions detonated off the hull "WAAAARGH!" Grobs bellowed much to their satisfaction ahead of the rest of the Mob garnering a look of respect from their a Nob as the rest of the Boyz took up the cry, the metal superstructure shaking harder with their combined voices. The rising excitement was too much, the sound of gunfire growing louder and the bellows of other Orks already getting stuck in, shrieks of sonic busting aircraft in dogfights had Grobs on edge playing with the trigger of the Rokkit Launcher full of visions popping open a human tank. Suddenly it was a lot quieter.

No that's not what happened, Grobs had gone deaf and looking furtively at their beloved Launcher they saw a disembodied hand clutching the tube. Distantly realising that the hand should be on their wrist and not pumping blood in the rushing air. Fortunately ork biology kept Grobs awake for the fall, they spotted their transport flying onward a huge gap in the hull and trailing black smoke. With a hard crash Grobs smashed through several floors of ruined concrete apartment building coming to rest in a snipers nest, a soft human had broken Grobs fall and prevented damage to the Rokkit Launcher. Reaching out and clutching it close to their chest Grobs lost consciousness.

#weenie #fiction #short stories by weenie #part one

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ateezivy · 11 months

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universeupdate 230601 ‘pride june!!!!’

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- happy june!!!!

- 🩷💛💙

- any june plans???

- ‘my girlfriend and i are celebrating’ good so happy for you !!!

- let your gf know she better be treating you right!!!

- otherwise ateez will have to steal you.

- your gf is a lucky girl tiny☺️

- when tiny get into relationships, you have to let your lover know ateez is ready to fight🤺🤺🤺🤺

- mine and sangies birthdays are this month 🥳🥳

- we’ve already been seeing birthday ads 🥹🥹

- thank you for always support us atiny. i love you dearly

- you should be nice to people this month. and every month after too

- think of it as a birthday gift to me :))

- recently i’ve been showing a few friends back home and here a lot of love.

- i know these people are struggling and it makes me upset

- some people are so cruel

- just be nice to everyone

- it’s not hard to be kind.

- it doesn’t matter who they are, what the look like, who they love, people are people.

- unless the person is a nasty and horrible person, everyone deserve happiness and love in their life.

- i’m making you emotional ???

- i’m sorry :/

- but i think it’s an important topic to talk about

- but we can change the subject now

- recent friend update ??

- hahaha

- uhhh, kevin from the boyz and i have been chitchatting about our hometowns

- then we started talking about canada more and i asked about milk bags

- ig it’s a regional thing over there lol.

- other than tbz and my usual bestie i haven’t communicated with a lot of new people

- i’ve been feeling sentimental these days, and i’m thankful for the current friend i have because they understand my feelings.

- making new friends can be exhausting you know.

- plus atiny is my bestest friend, atiny and ateez is all i need sometimes.

- you’re worried ???

- why are you worried ??

- i’m okay :)

- just sentimental

- i have to go. but here :)

- bye bye, i love you :)

#ivy #❛ ━━ ✿ ❪ OLIVIA MIN ˗ˏˋ universe. ´ˎ˗ ❫ ✿ ━━ ❜#ateez #kpop oc #kpop added member #ateez 9th member #ateez oc #ateez added member #hongjoong #jongho #mingi #kpop girls #kpop imagines

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gokupowers · 2 years

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curious if you have any takes on what hs characters would listen to

i HAVE. ENTIRE SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS DUDE (they're linked in the names). heres just some of the humans for now but if u want the rest lmk LOL

dave: 2009 dave listens to misogynistic ultra-masc rap n hiphop (50 cent, a$ap) + online-type aggressive "subversive" dudes (tyler in his goblin/slur era, donald glover in his slur era-- think Les and bonfire, kanye) + skrillex style EDM, as he realizes hes bi n works thru his issues, he transitions to more "sensitive" artists (frank ocean, flowerboy tyler the creator, kevin abstract, kid cudi) and adds in some experimental (arca, yves tumor, aphex). i think ultimately amine reminds me the most of dave's energy overall tho (limbo is v him, burden probably his anthem).

dirk: the music taste of the worst man u know. anime nightcore covers, drain gang, etc. but as u get deeper into his psyche, it goes "ironic" (unironic) anime -> alt hip hop -> nu metal (nine inch nails, ho99o9) -> alt edm but also slurville/evil ass music (mindless self indulgence, hollywood undead) + lgbt rave anthems -> dark compositional ambient (vessel, maenad veyl). it ends at creep by radiohead.

rose: "avant garde, horror, and feminine blasphemy" so that means dark compositional ambient (a lot of phillip glass & horror soundtracks + violins), a lot of dark music (vessel, lucifer), gay edm (boyz noise), & alt edm (pearly drops, john glacier, eartheater). i think shes a very fka twigs/earth eater/arca type of girl. i imagine her liking sensual french songs + alt/indie metal (unloved, red mecca), and when she's younger/when she's early on in the comic, classic riot grrrl (shes a critical consumer obvi) and sonic youth + mitski/fiona apple (thats when her mommy issues r the worst)

roxy: high energy femme songs/lgbt alt + hyperpop. like babymetal, some azaelia (again, shes a conscious consumer) tove lo, alice gas, cobrah, slayyter, some megan, bigklit, young ma (i think roxy wouldve had a crush on young ma), plus rock/metal like nova twins. willow, machine girl, rico nasty, shygirl, ashnikko, kali uchis, flo milli, chloexhalle, etc. yeah she would have the tastes of a crazy hot girl

jade: nature sounds w experimental/ambient (a lot of green-house), solange, pink pantheress, the marias. a lot of indie/teenage girl core, light sounds. some experimental: grimes, machine girl, cocteau twins, lush. she likes kate bush and prince; upbeat, playful and danceable songs. her main themes r songs abt optimism, belief, hope, romance.

john: listens to the tiktok top charts. i began with sad, reflective compositions (maxene cyrin) and a lot of operatics/ambient (phillip glass, m83, ataraxia), then transitioned into the tiktok side (memo boy, the avalanches) -> old 60s rnb, jazz, blues -> 2000s indie and tiktok resurgence (gorillaz, vierre cloud, omar apollo), and then contemp straight boy top charts/pop (tyler the creator, kid cudi, kanye) + tiktok indie (tame impala, MGMT). hes got corny/cheesy tastes bc i think hes a genuine guy that just likes what he likes w no shame

#homestuck #dave strider #rose lalonde #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #jade harley #john egbert #music #ask

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t3kandson · 11 months

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Deadly Birthday

Word count; 2,300

Fandom; A.C.E., DKB & The Boyz.

Pairing; Reader X Lee Donghun, Reader X Kim Sunwoo & Reader X Yang Heechan.

Characters; all members of A.C.E, DKB & The Boyz.

Warnings; Angst, Jealousy, Alcohol consumption, extreme teasing, Rope Play, Flogging, Degrading, Reader being a Dom, Sex.

Notes; Chapter 8/10, Earlier Chapter here.

Series written for @lidongsa

Taglist; @ilovechanhee

You was woken up by Donghun who was holding some ropes in his hand.

“Happy birthday Princess,” he said pressing his lips to yours for a clinch to wake you up. “You woke me up on my birthday to tie me up,” you smirked. “No I am your birthday gift,” he teased wiggling his eyebrow seductively. “And the rope?” You asked tilting your head to his widened grin. “It’s for me, you get to punish me as you like,” he said with a wink. “You want me to make you my bitch,” you said stifling a chuckle. “It’s a one off gift that your never get again,” he chuckled. “But your going to be bratty though aren’t you?” You say rolling your eyes. “You can punish me as you see fit,” he says with a gleeful smile. “Even if I get Heechan to come in and fuck you,” you chuckled testing the waters. “I love you Suchan but I’m not going to let your lover boy fuck me,” he chuckled. “Lover boy?” You question amused at his term of phase. “Aren’t you all my lover boys?” You add.

“I’m also your best friend so we know which ones more important,” he says resting in for another kiss, one that puts a stop to that denial.

Donghun’s face is red as he whines around your panties you’ve shoved in his mouth to quieten him. The ropes are tied so tight his wrists are almost purple. Your bouncing so fast on his cock that he sounds so pretty and deep crying for his release. Having learnt tricks from Heechan you can tell when Donghun’s high is near. Lifting off him completely or stilling each time his high is tethering. Laughing at him as he struggles with frustration. “Hurts doesn’t it,” you grin sliding back down on him as his muffled scream hit the air. When you repeat his torture he spits out the panties. “What the fuck stop being a whore,” he chokes out in frustration. “Oh what’s up? pretty baby’s struggling, but you shouldn’t be so nasty to me,” you smirked leaning slightly to hold the flogger he had used on you many times. His eyes widened with distrust in his eyes as you slowly drag it down his chest. You bounced back down on him hard in a single move, swinging the flogger behind you on his thighs as he cursed into the air. “Keep swearing and I’ll swat your balls,” you threaten. “Fuck you,” he growls as you feel his throbbing member twitch inside you.

You slip off him your hands fondling him, Dragging the flogger up and down his shaft, softly whipping it against his balls to see himself throbbing angry. After a couple more softly torturous swipes you straddle him once more. This time your own throbbing needs are just as equally desperate. You moan letting him know your chasing your own as you come to pieces of the view of him so fucked out beneath you.

“So he just let you do what you wanted and so you did?” Cae chuckled as you tucked in to your mint chocolate ice cream that she treated you to. Raising your eyes suggestively her face creased up as she sniggered. “Jesus your really having loads of fun over there,” she said jealously. “Well it’s just a shame your man just wants you all to himself,” you teased. “To be fair we all thought Sunwoo would get jealous, especially after Donghun got added. Younghoon said he barely coped with Heechan but they’re friends,” Cae said sipping her coffee. “Barely coped?” You asked tilting your head confused. Sunwoo was seemingly not as fine with Heechan and though you had noticed his distance since Donghun he had reassured you he was fine. “He told Younghoon that sharing you at the same time was something he took some getting use to,” she said smiling sympathetically. You once thought he was bashful about the whole threesome thing but you then remembered he was happy to let Sangyeon, Hyunjae and Kevin witness you have sex together. You suddenly wondered if their something he was hiding from you with his emotions. You needed to make time to spend with him over the next couple of days, losing Sunwoo wasn’t an option.

“Surprise,” screamed out from every inch of your apartment when you returned home with Cae. Heechan was stood there with the biggest smile on his face. Sliding his arms around you he pressed his lips momentarily at yours. “Happy birthday sweetheart,” he smiled with his usual warming smile. “Wow who did this?” You said looking to Donghun who was stood equally smiling your way. “It was Heechan, he wanted you to have all our friends and loved ones here,” Donghun said smiling at the younger he once stereotyped as a boy. Your eyes searched for Sunwoo and found him stood almost hidden by Junseo and Youngjae. “Well Chanhee and Dongsil did the decorations, Juyeon and Junhee did the food,” Donghun said smiling. “Hey I helped,” Youngjae spluttered out. “Food tester isn’t really helping,” Junseo teased to his blushes. “Well we all helped to be fair,” Gwanghyun smiled. “Anyway sweetheart,” Heechan said smiling as he went over to the stereo, “time to party,” he smirked.

Harry-June and Yuku instantly dragged you to the floor to start dancing. They enjoyed helping to teach you the dance movements all while Sungmin and Yuchan was pouring out all kind of cocktails, some even pleasurable. Each time you tried to reach Sunwoo, who was now hiding between Sangyeon and Jacob he would move to someone else. He was obviously avoiding you. You caught him making his way to the rest room and you followed sliding in before he could shut the door.

“Suchan,” he scolded as you stood there arms folded. “Don’t Suchan me why you ignoring me?” You hissed making his eyes widen. “I’m not ignoring you,” he denied looking a little uncomfortable. “Bullshit Sunwoo, I’ve hardly heard from you today and you’ve not once wanted to come over to me tonight,” you said pain laced in your voice which he realised. He pulled you into his comforting arms as you melted to his perfect smell. “I’m not ignoring you just letting you enjoy your day, I figured the other Two Would be clingy enough for you you didn’t need mine,” he chuckled as you heart hurt at his words as you Prised yourself out his arms. “Why would you think I wouldn’t want you,” you said with sorrow laced in your tone as you took him in your view. “Do you think your less important then them?” You ask anxiously in fear of his reply. “They both want you and will take you anyway they can, just to be in your arms,” Sunwoo said brushing a loose hair out your eyes. “And what you couldn’t care less? I’m just a shag?” You choked in an intense fear.

“Suchan no, I’m in love with you silly,” he smiled pressing a small kiss to your forehead. “I don’t understand then?” You said looking puzzled at him as he smiles his eyes locking with yours. “Look this is too much of a deep conversation for your birthday. Just know I love you just as much, if not more then those two, you don’t need to worry that I don’t ok,” he said reassuring you as his lips pressed against yours, his tongue sliding in slowly against your own. His kiss much more romantic then normal as if he cherished each second of your tongues colliding with each other. “So let’s get back to your party,” he pants breaking the kiss as he smirks at the highly aroused image of you.

Both Changmin’s had grabbed you as soon as you and Sunwoo return to the crowded living room, dragging you to a line of Soju shots. Seungsik, Byeongkwan and Hyunjae was waiting patiently full of mischief written on their face. “I hardly seen you drink Little Lee, so it’s time we catch up on that issue,” Hyunjae scoffs. “Don’t talk out your ass Hyunjae you know full well I have, you just want me drunk to do stupid shit,” you scoff pouting in his direction. “You don’t need any help you do that perfectly well on your own,” Kevin chuckles as he wraps an arm around you. “No, no I don’t, when ever stupid shit happens you two are around,” you growl forcing his arm from you as he smirks heavily. “Not their fault you fall for it,” Byeongkwan chuckles. “Don’t you start, see this is why I like keeping my crowds separate, too many assholes,” you jibe at him as Sehyoon chuckled throwing his arm around his boyfriend. “You love it really,” Haknyeon chuckled joining the small crowd around the lines of shots. You raise your eyebrow as he smirks his way in your view having you know exactly what he was implying.

“Are you guys just going to chat shit or actually drink, it’s like your scared of her,” Heechan goads them as he snuggles his arms around your waist. “Scared of what being beat by her,” Hyunjae scoffs. “She plays a mean drinking game,” Donghun said, his eyes totally losing themselves in yours as he stands opposite to you. “Ahh look at your cheerleaders, they’re be needing their pom-poms soon,” Kevin sniggers. “I’d shove that pom-pom far up your ass your be shitting it out for months,” Sunwoo growled behind him earning Kevin and Hyunjae to snigger even harder. “Ahh your cute chocolate poodle needs his muzzle back on,” Hyunjae said ruffling his hair earning his eyes to widen in disbelief at their taunting, despite being use to it. “Come on guys let’s leave the pom-poms and puppy’s for another day, it’s time for fun,” Younghoon said stepping between the two.

Your attention was snapped when you heard the glass clatter on the side. Hyunjun was wiping his mouth with his other hand resting over the empty shot in his hand. “You both was beat,” he smirked grabbing the next shot. “Need to catch up before I take them all,” he challenges as he sinks his second. Hyunjae dashing to sink his while you wait for your boyfriends to each grab theirs. Smirking at each one of them before you sunk yours, followed instantly by another.

Before you could take the third Sunwoo hands stopped as his eyes flared at Donghun & Heechan. “Don’t get too drunk, you won’t be able to consent to us all fucking you tonight,” he whispers in your ears before winking and turning to disappear through the crowded room. Your core burning from his words as your mind struggled to function.

“What?” Heechan said pulling your attention back. “What you didn’t hear him?” You said looking at him surprised. “Party, noise,” he said pointing in the air. “Well I think you better ask him as it involves you and Donghun,” you say hoping he’ll chase Sunwoo and his words for full clarification, Incase you misheard him. “What about Me?” Donghun asks startling you. “Apparently we need to ask Sunwoo, but what ever it is has her dribbling,” Heechan teases as your hands rub your mouth in fear, earning his chuckles. “Dickhead,” you say gently elbowing him. You stood back against the side as you witnessed them both make there way towards Sunwoo.

“What’s up birthday girl,” you heard Cae Chuckle as she brushed next to you. “You look like you’ve seen a ghost,” she adds slightly worried. “Well yeah I get that when I see Sunwoo too,” Youngjae scoff snuggling next to his girlfriend. “No seriously what’s up?” Cae asks grabbing your shoulder to get your eye contact. Your eyes take Youngjae momentarily knowing it was awkward to spill your predicament. The thought of all three of them devouring you seemed a plan full of torture, hell but yet excitement of the heaven you’d reach. Just the thought alone would have lost your senses without the actions. “Ok ok I leave you two be,” Youngjae said clearly being pushed to leave his girlfriends side. The crowd of shot drinkers having left to slump against the sides of the walls came into your focus. Hyunjae looking worse for ware making you chuckle focusing on anything that would calm the fire within you.

“Come on spill?” Cae said sounding slightly irked being left out the loop. “I think Sunwoo wants,” you pause as your eyes take to him, Donghun and Heechan clearly plotting with smirks on there face that had you feel the dampness of your panties already. “Wants what?” Cae asks dragging your attention back. “You know,” you say turning with your eyes widening words failing you. Cae’s eyebrows furrowed before she twigged, an exciting smirk glowed over her features. “Oh my god do you think you can handle it?” She chuckled. “Erm no I won’t make tomorrow, you know that right,” you gasp as she chuckles pleased with your tormenting future plans for that night. “I’m sure one of them will give you the kiss of life to bring you back,” Cae sniggers. “Their only do that to bring me back to torture me again,” you gasp as Heechan grabs his phone shaking it at you indicating to check your phone.

Sunwoo @9.33pm; Happy birthday baby you must have thought you lost your bet. You did, but here have my gift to you. Toyoko inn, be there at 11pm. All three of us will give you a birthday to remember.

Your eyes slid up to face your boyfriends, they was all stood there pleased, with the torturous thoughts they threw in your head. Especially Kim Sunwoo, his teeth widen grin on full display. Having three boyfriends was going to be the death of you.

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