#OH NOOOO POOR HORSE MAN

[ghoulaxyart]

WAIT A MINUTE

ITS CANON.

LOKI YOU RUINED HIS LIFE 😂

#Loki #marvel comics #Svaldifari #OH NOOOO POOR HORSE MAN #loki comics #loki laufeyson #loki god of stories #loki god of lies

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

OH GOD THEY'RE AT A DINNER PARTY

this is the scariest episode yet. im terrified 😭😭

#im only half joking #parties TERRIFY me #but it's NOT REAL. it CAN'T HURT MEEE ;A; #birb watch #tha walken ded #i love the way daryl smashes zombie heads and walks around awkwardly ;A; #NOOOO THAT POOR HORSE THO!!!! #wait is the horse a fucking zombie as well #WAIT DO ANIMALS ALSO BECOME ZOMBIES IN THIS WORLD???? THAT'S AWFUL ;A; #noah's like 'glenn ilu i will kill zombies for u. but i will NOT attend a party. deal breaker ;A;' #why has the doctor man got an 'A' on his hand??? #IS HE COMING ON TO RICK???? HELLO?????

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

~Minecraft incorrect quotes for the Main 6 cuz I love them~

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(To anybody that understands this reference, here’s a cookie 🍪)

Florida: COME GET YOUR MULE BITS!~ COME ONE, COME ALL!~

NY: *in the background* YOU PROMISED ME WE WERENT SELLIN’ THE BITS-

~Texas, California and DC walking up~

DC: Hey guys!

Florida: Ya want some mule bits?

Cali: Mule bits, please!

NY: (in the background) NOOO 😭 (x4)

Florida: What bit of the mule?~

Cali: Uhhh- the back :)

Florida: *walks into shop*

Texas: Ya really said- ya really said ya wanted the mules r*ctum Safe-Space you mother f*cker-

~inside the shop~

NY: NO!- I DON’T WANT TO 😭-!

Florida: Do it.

NY: I DONT WANNA….

Florida: Do it!

NY: *incoherent screams as he kills the mule*

~outside the shop~

DC, TX, CA: 👁️👄👁️💧…. *the cries of the innocent in the background*

Texas: What the f*ck?!

Florida: *walks out* Here’s your back, sir! *drops mule bits so Cali can pick them up*

Cali: What the fu-

Florida: *blocking off the entrance* We’re closed now.

Texas: *trying to hold it together* What- what part of the mules back is that 😏

*insert more sobbing in the background*

~later~

Texas: Tell you what- here’s what we do- this time we go and we save Empire (NY), alright? W-we are Child Protection Services.

Cali: I-i actually need food, im on one heart.

Texas: I don’t have any. *quite obviously has an apple in his hand*

Cali: Pfft-

~at the mule bits shop~

Texas: Ok- Florida, Florida-

Florida: Hello Texas~

Texas: Im so- W-What is this operation of yours then, eh? I can hear cries from behind you. I can hear CRIES, Florida! I can hear the CRIES of a distorted child!

Florida: Name a bit of the mule.

Texas: Oh- uh…. An*s :)

Florida: *walks into shop* New York?

Cali: Don’t make York do this!-

Texas: Wait Safe-Space- *gets some ladders* I have an idea.

~inside the shop~

NY: I NAMED THIS ONE 😭! FLORIDA I NAMED HIM 🥹!

Florida: Do it, New York.

NY: I NAMED THIS ONE 😭

Texas: *breaks roof so he can see inside*

NY: NOOOO 😭 *screams as he kills the poor mule*

Texas: WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS?! This is the SWAT, b*tch! THIS IS THE SWAT-

Cali: *falls off roof and dies*

Texas: AHHHHHHHH?!- OK- MAN DOWN (x2)! MIA MIA-

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DC: So…. This is what you’ve been doing while New York was apparently being forced to kill a mule by Florida?

Louisiana, standing in front of a very intricately built XP farm: Yup :D (he’s so proud of himself 😭-)

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Texas: No- STOP DYING PLEASE 😭

His horse: *is f*cking suffocating in a wall*

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NY: *bringing another dog home* Welcome to the pack buddy!

The other 32 dogs: 👁️👄👁️

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Loui: Hey Texas?

Texas: Yea Lou?

Loui: So y’know how we went fishing earlier?

Texas: Yea?

*insert several cats hoarding Loui*

Loui: Well I just have to say, I think I put my fish to good use :D

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DC: *getting attacked by phantoms at night*

DC: Damn Minecraft I get it already- Stop rubbing it in my face that I’m an insomniac-

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California: *finishes building his house* Finally done….

Florida off in the distance with flint and steel: :)

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*Florida and Loui building their house*

Florida: Should we put our beds together?

Loui: O’course sha.

Florida: No homo tho ;)

Loui: Yea no homo.

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NY: *bridging over the lava in the nether*

Florida, irl: *comes up behind him and grabs him from behind like the little a$$hole he is*

NY: *screams and falls* GODDAMNIT FLORIDA-

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#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt #wttt new york #wttt louisiana #wttt texas #wttt gov #wttt florida #wttt california #✨Minecraft✨

[mintytealfox]

Hey! I was wondering how different do you think Norton would be from how he is now if he had financial stability and actually good people around him? Would he and Alice still cross paths with each other?

EEY YYY YYOOOOOOOOOOOO 👀👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I think he would be so incredibly different like OH MY GOSH! Him being able to be more of his true selffff. His nature seems to be that of diligent, passionate, hard working, observant, and kind. The being poor and loosing his family at such a young age, and being bullied relentlessly likely caused him to be extremely quiet, shut off, and constantly on high alert and survival mode except for when he is around someone he trusts, like Benny. Anyway all of that leading to rage building and just waiting to pop. So take all that away then I think you get:

Parents still being alive, having enough money to have the health care needed to keep the parents from untimely deaths (if the mother did die from health problems). The dad not even needing to be in the mines so wouldn't have gotten black lung in the first place. If the mom didn't die and left cause life was too much to bare, well having money would have prevented her leaving, sadly, and easier to bare. Cause I think, Norton's dad was a genuine nice guy who kept his head down and works hard and that is where Norton learned that so I 100% doubt she left cause of poor treatment. So with money both parents would still be in the picture likely

Better schooling, boi is a SPONGE for knowledge. He would likely be caught reading at all times if he could. I think that passion for knowledge would still be there without the desperation for money fueling him. He would be able to get far in the working world and probably easily start his own company of some sort. This man is a work horse and if put in the right place with the right people he could do great things. If he survives the manor he could do the same I genuinely think so, as long as he finds good people to belong with and not just use, but actual camaraderie 🤌

There is the risk of him hanging out with the wrong people and being a prick though lol, but his dad seems like someone who with nip that right in the bud and he respects his dad so much, so he should be alright in the end lol

Probably extremely more relaxed, there are definitely different sorts of stresses that come when someone does have money and is well off, but I doubt they would effect him as much as his literally starving and dying in the mines desperation to get out of it all. So, more relaxed lol

His being personable 'facade' he uses, not being a facade! He would likely be quite fun to listen to and tell great stories and great at explaining things since he is so smart. Then likely singing at some parties cause people are egging him on to show off his singing voice and AH 👏👏 which leads to

HUMMING more OFTEN while he does things! Like it seems like he was already humming while he worked but it would be less strained and tired, it would be more at ease and light and extremely pleasant to hear 😭

He could have familial bipolar or some sort of familial mental illness, so he still might have that, maybe from his mother. Likely has a therapist he needs to go to and keeps it under wraps cause it is the late 1800's early 1900's and ooof but in 1890's-1900 psychoanalytical therapies ("talking cures") were kicking off, being looked into.

NNOW as for him and ALICE meeting, I say YES ABSOLUTLY! 🤣I am sure Norton would do SOMETHING that would lead to some sort of interview lol Likely something Alice initially thought would be a boring topic to cover but then being pleasantly surprised that the person she is interviewing is quite interesting lol but THEN if she finds out about him going to psychoanalytical therapies for himself she would definitely want an interview about that but him being like "😬 how about noooo" Alice: "but there are so many in the world who would needs something like this and you are so familiar with it, surely you'd want to information out for them" Norton: "......answer is still no" I don't think he would relent on it, not wanting any of this out to the public eye, but maybe one day he might just talk and keep that information just between him and her. But the point of all that was, there would be a reason for them to keep 'meeting' cause Alice is hunting him down wanting to get the scoop on the mental stuff lol and Norton constantly like 'no, but do you want a coffee or something since hunted me all the way here?'

And then him trying to get information out of her right back lol "so interested in me, how about I turn the table"

OH MY GOSH what if he helps her trying to find her childhood friend and then they both arrive at the GOSH DARN MASION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -shakes the bars of my brain- WHY MUST MY BRAIN DO THIS TO ME LOL

#norton campbell #identity v #idv prospector #idv #idv norton #alice deross #idv alice deross #idv alice #identity v alice #identity v norton #idv norton campbell #idv au #idv theory #identity v theory #identity v au #nortalice #identity v journalist #idv journalist #identity v prospector #ask #asks #minty speaks #minty answers #AH AH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH #DONT GO TO THE MANISON BABES AAAHHH

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S1Ep18!

Awww, Gabrielle makes music! She's such talent, I want to cherish her

DID THE HORSE CRITICISE HER

Wow! Bunch of rocks

ORPHEUS!!! Moves rocks with music

Urgh, bandits or something

They wanna squish them

XENA BEATS PEOPLE UPPPP

INNNN THE NUTS, Yes Gabrielle!!!

IN HIS FAAACE

Uh oh

omfg she saves her wifey

DID SHE JUST KNOCK HER DOWN

Awwwww... Poor Gabrielle

Is she having trauma...

Poor Gabrielle. I want to snuggle her

"No, I mean, I can't go with you" NOOOO

"I can't expect you to always be there for me" 😭

"I can't help you with this" 😢💔

NOOOO... THEY GO SEPARATE WAYS :(

XENA LOOKS HEARTBROKEN!

IS THIS A GABRIELLE CENTRIC EP, YAYYY

I love herrrr

Aw is he not giving her a ride :(

Why won't they take her with them >:o

"You son of a-"

Aww... The village was raided

Run girl runnn

That castle looks... Interesting XD

And empty

He just fell over. Drunk.

AHAHAHAA THEY BOTH FELL

Oh wow. That's some pent up emotions

"I'm fit now" No you're not...

Oh ffs... Don't rely on That GUY to help you

Oh well. They ran.

PFTTT THEY PUPPETED HIM

Please the number just getting higher

Gabrielle just trying to shake the old man awake

"I'm well aware of my surroundings. Where am I?"

Ah he's got PTSD and self-medicates with alcohol...

"What will I drink?" SLOSH WATER

They all just stood there with branches shfhsh

Gabrielle's TRACKING skillzzz

Oh no they captured Gabrielle

Philosophy!

*YEET*

The guards are like 👀👀

THONK, KO

Love all the traps Gabrielle comes up with

And he's reluctant because he didn't actually do anything and Gabrielle did so much more

Aww, sisterssss being sweet

Gabrielle is so in love with Xenaaa XD

Aw, huggies

He's gone isn't he

Oh yea. He's double crossed them to get more money

"But we have a warrior" 😌

HEHE THROW POTATS

Okay I love this. It's so campy XD

Like. This is pure camp. DONG

Holy shit he just pierced THREE men

Always the nuts, hu

YYESSS Gabrielle!

Why take off helmet? Bit silly

Of course. The sand

Ooooop, pierced by his own sword

I suppose he's taught the villagers to defend themselves

"Your heart belongs on the road" with Xena. Yup.

"You belong out there in the world. With Xena." AAAAHAHA, I SAID JUST THAT 🏳️‍🌈

Gabrielle on her way back. I'm waiting for Xena to be all "I totally didn't miss you"

"your well-muscled friend"

Holy shit she really just jumped that

Aaaand Xena

"It's kind of funny that we should run into each other here"

"It was alright" "Alright? Well, I can teach it to ya" Hehe, lesbianism. Lovely

#v watches xena #xena warrior princess #xena and gabrielle

[tsuki-sennin]

Prominence horn! Sununicorn!

Alchemy... modern chemistry even, is the study of matter and the changes it undergoes. It could be as simple as halogens forming salt from metals. It could be as macabre and absurd as creating kitchen knives out of things like tape or crab. It could be as vital as the food you eat being broken down inside your body and spreading nutrients all throughout it, or as brutal as building an empire out of Blue Sky and the blood of far too many people.

Young miss Rinne Kudo, for her part, is undergoing a change of her own. A... transformation, if you will... Daybreak has past, and the Sun hangs high above us in the sky. Allow her to take the stage on a stark white horse...

And, after that... the curious case of Kurogane Spanner's stalling engine. What sort of mechanical failure is he suffering from? Is the ego that once propelled him becoming an unreliable fuel source?

Spoilers, I guess...

-The Kitchen Alliance!

-What are we cookin'?

-"Naaaaah, it's fiiiiine~!"

-Yeah, fuck secrecy~!

-"My dad gave me this ring, it's not the same thing :<"

-"Good morning, meat boy >:3"

-It doesn't feel right seeing Clotho get bowled over like that.

-Kerberos...

-Three heads, just like the mythological Geryon. Hmm...

-"Atropos, dear, how about you take him for a walk? :)"

-Hello, Spanner's Mom.

-Can't believe it, can ya?

-Minato-sensei's deadliest ability. Rerouting pathfinding.

-Noooooooo, Hotarooooo!

-"Sensei, c'mon man!"

-Geryon all along!

-Take some small comfort in that, Rinne.

-Doggy!

-Saba miso~!

-Renge-san's taken quite the

-M

-Meat puffs.

-"I'm gonna be real, this isn't as terrible as I thought it'd be."

-Niku!

-Niku!

-YOU MONSTER

-Spooked by a nine year old.

-SteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeamHopper!

-Extra spicy fried grasshoppers~!

-He's three guys now!

-I seeeeee! An overheat limit~!

-Help us, Rinne...

-Ohhhhhh, that's not good.

-Geryon Gilded.

-Oh Rinne...

-Friendship...

-All lives touch other lives to create something new and alive.

-"Shaddap!"

-"Yeeeeeah... about that..."

-Not a law... but a principle.

-Kudo...

-"Filthy traitor :c"

-Yeaaaaah...

-YEAAAAAAAAAH!

-Alchemisdriver~!

-Alchemis Link!

-Unicon! The Sun!

-As above, so below...

-Go-Go-Go-Gotchanko!

-Prominence Horse! Sununicorn!

-Her resolve has come!

-Gotcha~!

-What's Your Fire, comin' in hot~!

-Tearing up the ground~!

-Get it back on, Majade!

-I deeply appreciate just how unironically...

-Magical the whole thing is.

-Gotcha~!

-Doggy~!

-Be free, child.

-"Even Kudoh Rinne..."

-Sorry Kyoka, I don't think Spanner's in the mood.

-How do you know what happened to her, you creepy old fuck-

-Minato-sensei...

-Y'know, I think he does understand.

-"Girl, what????

-Cake~!

-Okay, next time

-OH WHAT SPANNER BACKSTORY REVEAL

-Angelead...

-"Good work, daughter I don't hate."

-Y'know, it's pretty telling that Geryon constantly giving his homunculi piss-colored chromejobs seems to win out over other alchemical goals like creating panacea or learning more about prima materia.

-Already confident, eh?

-"Ohhhhh, I see~!"

-Awwww, no Mom?

-Damn, last week I learned she was Sukeban Deka as a kid.

-"You're just as Spanner said you are~!"

-Sour grapes...

-So that's the Angel's game, is it?

-Angelead and Madwheel...

-"So like, I hate to be a jerk, but I've gotta ask..."

-For Spanner...

-Up to twelve.

-"Yeah, they got Madwheel, remember?"

-Holy shit, he seems almost

-Happy!

-At least Kyoka believes us.

-"Oh... oh no... No, no no no no!"

-Cake~!

-"Nooooooo, Supana!"

-The dead can't be alchemists, eh?

-Jesus Christ, wha

-Ohhhhh

-They're getting dusty.

-Orphenoch style death.

-"Stupid dog..."

-Lachesis, you wanted to fuck this poor sopping bloody mess of man several episodes ago, shush-

-"Noooo... :c"

-There he is.

-Spanner.......

-"Remember me, buddy? How about I rip that darkness out~?"

-This is Heisenberg levels of petty.

-"Oh, nope, can't have that~!"

-Minato-sensei, what the fuck man

-Ohhhhhh

-Kyoka meant

-Black fire literally.

-"Be gilded, my son!"

-MADWHEEL NOOOOO

-Watching your parents die again, getting beaten to a bloody pulp in front of your ex girlfriend, being forced to make your favorite Chemy do bad things, and being flashbanged by a Rubik's cube.

-Kurogane Spanner's having a terrible day.

-Fuck you, Angel.

-"He's... he's gone, you little punks."

-Kyoka-san...

-Oh no....

-"H-hey, listen buddy, how about-"

-Piling on the traumas one after another, I see.

-All too often incredible power falls into the hands of malice.

-Chess....

-"No virtue in vengeance..."

-"You're a good boy, Spanner... that's what made you so powerful."

-:(

-I'm almost upset I like Spanner now.

-"Goodbye. Get lost. Farewell."

-"You won't fail again. Not while I still think so, at least!"

-Angry Car Man...

-Come home... Valvarad...

#Pull Another Gotcha! 101 Dreams to Catch! #kamen rider #kamen rider gotchard #gotchard spoilers #kr gotchard

[yourlocaleldritch]

@mechanicaldemonio is showing me West of loathing for the first time. Here are my thoughts so far:

I like the dialogue. How is the character so flexible?

Awwww Russel! Best bird

Pie saver?

Crimbo is a good word.

CAN OF INFINITE BEANS??????

Love how the Brother has no faith in us

Turnip carrrrrr

Why do we walk like that?

Pete! He looks so goofy!

I never wanna hear about spitoon again. All that for a lousy ring.

I like the game soundtrack.

...Cellar Goblin?

Poor Horace :( I hope he stops losing his horses.

Ahh, the infamous Susie. She scares me.

I have acquired a cowboy hat (irl). All he/theys look good in cowboy hats

Noooo not Gary the goblin :(

Pigeon-infused oats? Excuse me?

Bill the cactus man? Is he ok? Stick the newspaper to his face?

Detonation plunger?

HORSE!!!! FEED THE HORSE OATSSSS!!!

NOOOOO THE HORSE IS GONE

Time to engage in mortal combat. Oh, we're dead. Oh, we have won.

GHOST HORSEEEEEEEEEE. Cold horse? Won't eat oats? Why not?

Ayyyyy the horse ate the oats

NO NOT THE GRAVES

Haha Boneyard.

Sleepy snake. NOOO THE SNAKE IS DEAD

Another snake. NOOO NOT THE OTHER SNAKE

GOOD LUCK SNAKE!!!! I like how snek jumps. NOOO THE SNAKE IS DEAD!!!!

Snake horse!!!!!! Yayyyyyyyy. I hope he didn't go to the 12th dimension

Yay we helped Horace!

Awww poor Susie. AWWWWWW NOOOOO SUSIE!!!!

Why the doctor got so much tnt? Why it by the fireplace? Ohhh. Poor doctor.

Cow demon pog

Imagine getting your rifle robbed by a worm in a wizard hat

420!!!!

NO DON'T SHOOT THE SLEEPY GUY

Ayyy Genocidal options

God, why are we so murderous??? Go to therapy???

Evil hat. Thanks for looking out for us narrator.

Hard hat acquired. Genocide run let's goooo.

Spoopy horseeee. Her name is Spectre!

TAKE ALICE FOR THE BETRAYAL!!!!! BETRAYEL IS SWAG!!!!!!

The prologue is over.

We are in Dirtwater

THE GUN ISN'T IN OUR INVENTORY THIS IS AWFUL!!! I WANTED PAIN

Free room

No. Another spitoon. Why. Why. Why. That porcelain cow

What do you call non-binary cowboys? Cow people? Cow-havers?

The monsters are op now. This is very inconvenient.

Necromancer journal! Something I never knew I wanted.

Forces of pie

Bean craft

Another dead snake. *sigh*

Awwww Abigail

ohh God no not another spitoon. No please.

You can't add pride pins to in game cowboy hats. I'm so sad. That would be so cool.

The irl hat has a bi pin on it. I am content with life.

That doll is creepy.

(we gave up sometime after this point)

#west of loathing

[asafeplaceforus112]

I'm watching New spider movie as treat for finishing example

I don't know how I feel about the Gwen stuff being minimised and stuff

Poor Gwen

I love how Gwen swings differently

I like how the old vulture is animated

I like how the subtitles for him were paper

Spider man with a cape xD

I like how all spider people are quippy

I like Lyla

I saw the sunglasses so much I saw and went "yes"

THE QUEEN IS HERE

"will you adopt me"

SAME

IS HE A VAMPIRE?!?!

Holy shit that was do cool

Gwen is so cool

"yeah I think it's Banksy" love the reference I swear if her dad used this as an opportunity

ACAB ACAB ACAB

OH MY GOD SHE SHOWED HER DAD

"how long have you been lying to me"

Oh fuck me fuck off

ACAB FUCK OFF

Honestly so fair of her

I am but the long lanky dude trying to rob things

"aunt may moved to Florida" on no aunt may not

The kid disowning him

I love that he'd got a friend now

Miles having a BLM

I love how they're upset that it's Spanish that he didn't end up as good at

I like how he and miles are similar

NO FUCKING WAY THAT SPOTS IS BAGEL GUY

HOnestly he's fair to be upset but also man you're a mess you can't ask that

I like how he's dadding his son anyway

ME TOO MILES me too therapising my dad

Holy shit it's gorgeous

WHY YOUR HEAD

Legos!

VENOM UNIVERSE!!!!

The enjoyment I feel in Lego Spiderman being "one if the best"

Girl does not know what to do with that and that's so fun for her

I love that there's a mural for aaron

Also fuck off that's so sad that he can't find miles

"I'm not proud" cake

Stop it makes me so sad

"whatever" oh he's dead

He's so lanky

Gwen in a cardigan is so cute

They're sooooo in love

Gwen with a pony tail is so cute

I like how her baby hair works

The way they recognise it going bad airg Gwen

They hate how she used first name

"dont steal him from me" ewwww

The way that because it's her family, she's now obligated to do anything they say even if it's against her morales

As the protector that worries about people not looking after us as much as I'll love everyone in the system yeah I fucking cries fuck y'all I'll cry. Fuck y'all I love my system and none of the world treats us right

I'm not sure if the zip joke was needed but yeah

"shoot" is so fun

I'm soooo in love with lyla

How can Gwen not know he's there if there's spidie powers??

Boy don't do it

Like I knew he'd do it but also I just knew that it would fuck it up even more for her

A. The him falling him was sooooo fun

B.the way I happy squirmed happy when I saw Pav

Fuck off with the incel mother fucker

PAVS GIRLFRIEND IS SO HOT

I love how they keep punching the wall as I'd that'll fix it

THE WAY I SCREAMED when I saw SPIDER PUNK

Noooo spider punk is a fuck wit ))))):

"I don't believe in comedy"

Goddamn he really went for incel huh

I really like how they've animated the incel dude

It would mean to me if spider punk was gay and not interested in Gwen

The way I would do anything for Pav

FUCK OFF NOT THE GIRLFRIEND PLEASE NO

Oh no don't tell me that it's predetermined for shit like that to happen so they just let it happen

Oh no

"canon moment disrupted" oh no

They're so in love

DID HE JUST SAY CAPITALISM

THERES A SPIDER CAR

Pider horse my beloved

Lyla my beloved

Margo spider man brings joy

So Miguel lots his daughter and now thinks everyone has to lose that little girl in their dimensions? Sad

Spider punk really reminds us of a friend we have

PETER B parker!!!

SPIDER BABY

"kids an anarchist" fuck off

Awwwwwweeee he loves his daughter

"taking a crap on the establishment I salute you" oh fuck off

I love Lyla so much

Ice hockey spider man just sitting in the backgroudn

OH MY GOD MECHA PENNY

Spider punk telling him how to do it is iconic.

Okay I like spider punk, I wish there was more wod hik

That spider fem was so hot

Oh my god spider DINOSAUR.

That chase scene was fucking amazing

Peter B parker is a dumb ass, too much daddying has turned him into a himbo

it's a train THAT HAS A HIGHWAY IN IT

Snitches get stiches

Miguel is a piece of shit

I feel miles. People I trusted fucking with me because it's better for them. Yeah I feel that that

The like horror of this! Of Mike's trying to go home and the horror they all feel trying to stop him

Margo is a real one fr fr

Jess fucking sucks

PETER B WHAT THE FUCK

If you have to reassure yourself that you're the good guys you're not a good guy

Okay Miles it's time to tell your dad your Spiderman and that he shouldn't be captain coz it will lead to your death, let someone else be a captain

I love the MJ she's so nice

THE STIM JUMPSCARED mE

"Been out murdering all my friends"

Fuck off he loves his daughter

Spider punk is such a cool friend I love him lots

And now his mum finds out

Damn impressive

"of course I'm right I'm always right"

Girl she can see your suit symbol

The way she goes "whose that again" awwwweee nooo

This isn't the right Spiderman world is it

I fucking knew it I fucking knew it as soon as I saw her eyes

Her eyes weren't right I knew it

OHMY GOD that's why he brought up his hair

Oh my god uncle Aaron

That's why she doesn't know who Spiderman is because Spiderman doesn't exist there

A world where his dad died instead

Awwweee he's listening to spiderman

What the fuck aaron

Putting music on is terrifying

The way this is how he was scared that Aaron would acting

The way they did it makes it look like he smashed his brain out and I love that

Oh my god this miles turned into a baby prowler

"why would I do that" idky why the fuck wouldn't you????

God the spot was so Derpy and he still kinda is dery shape but he's so cool

"how I'm trying to be" - misingno in reference to shapeless body from the spot

I knew it was giving the ending vives but fuck man no way

WHAT THE FUCK

THEY JUST EJD IT LIKE FHATT???

#spiderman: across the spiderverse #spider into the spider verse #spider man #spiderverse #spider punk #spider gwen #spoilers #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman: across the spider verse spoilers

[steelthroat]

Star trek ep 5:

Oooooh people became Popsicles :D

"one man was taking a shower fully clothed"

BITCH DON'T GET TEH GLOVES OFF ARE YOU DUMB????? ENTERPRISE PERSONNEL FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP BEING DUMB????? SPOK DIVORCE KIRK ALREADY AND FLEE I BEG OF YOU YOUR MAN IS GONNA DIE LIKE AN IDIOT ONE OF THESE DAYS BECAUSE OF YOUR PERSONNEL

Dude is gonna die. Wanna bet? THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING GET FOR TAKING OFF THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT!

Kirk: could this be a danger?

No it wouldn't if your crewmates weren't acting like children :/

Bitch why are you freezing and keeping quiet about it?

Bro is unpleasant and becomes racist all of a sudden. (Bro's got a point about humanity and pollution but he's clearly crazy as a horse)

AAAAAH so they're not freezing they just become suicidal. Got it. I think.

McCoy listen to me. If you get your gloves off I an gonna fucking tackle you. Okay? Good.

"Captain we could die"

"Do something"

*do nothing*

"DO SOMETHING"

* Bro died *

Wait does physics work like that?

Oooooh so this makes the urges stronger? I don't understand what this virus does lol.

Spock: WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING YOU BUFFOON??????

DON'T TOUCH HERE DON'T TOUCHNHER DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH- fucking stupid people.

BRO BRO BRO PUT ON A SHIRT AND DON'T USE A FUCKING SWORD ON BOARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (WHERE DID HE FUCKING GET ONE?????)

Spock: your crewmates are being weirder than usual

Kirk: LOCKDOWN. RIGHT NOW.

Spirk moment!

"I would like double portion of icecream" lmao

Please stop singing PLEASE

Singing again

"SPOCK SAVE ME FROM MANKIND SPOCK SPOOOOOCK SPOOOOOOOCK"

Oh shit the nurse no please not her tooo

KIRK RUN YOUR CREW IS CRAZY NOW

GIRL GIRL DON'T TOUCH SPOCK! GIRL HE'S TAKEN DON'T INFECT HIM WITH THE VIRUS DON'T

SPOCK HOLY FUCK RUN

Bro is traumatized.

NO NO NO NO POOKIE DON'T CRYYYYY POOKIEEEE

Yayyyy Kirk!

SPOCK HONEY DON'T DESPAIR NOOOO POOKIEEEE

Kirk my god poor kirk

Bro screams and then calms down

Spock: I feel friendship for you *SURE MATE*

*gets slapped* *slaps Kirk out of the universe*

Btw Spirk moment

Kirk speaking about a she makes Spock rational again ahshhdhfhgjf. BRO YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

Kirk please don't fuck the ship. I beg of you

Kirk getting his clothes ripped off every episode...

Depressed Kirk :(

McCoy has strong Ratchet vibes btw. This is his holoform you cannot change my mind.

Yayyyyy saaaafe!

Bitch are they going back in time???????? YOU CAN'T JUST THROW THIS OUT THERE AND THEN DO NOTHING WITH IT BRO BROOOOOOO

Oh- AYO. AYOOOOOOOOO

#steel rambles #star trek

[ichayalovesyou]

El Hotel De Los Secretos Ep. 11 Reaction

Well, Julio is unsurprisingly getting his ass beat for having no chill when confronting Genaro about his dealings with Cristina. Oooh shit they beat him unconscious, good thing Dagoberto and Atala were already there.

The journey of finding Serapio Ayala even more endearing continues. Dagoberto woke Julio’s ass up with cold water and Ayala’s like “what the hell man you could’ve been way nicer about that!” I really do like him fr fr.

Ok Ayala is starting to have more and more grandpa energy by being surprisingly kind and patient w/ Julio. He DID notice Julio’s got a little crescent moon tattoo on his bicep that gave him pause!! I wonder what the significance of that is! (Other than being excellent fuel for my Vampire/Werewolf fanfic idea).

OK, Benjamin (the head butler) having a son he wishes he could visit much more often absolutely tracks with how fondly he treats Andrés. Of course Teresa is rude about it 🙄. Mercedes continuing to be ridiculously awesome and endearing and leaving Felipe in the dust like “bitch I’m a military brat you think I don’t know how to ride a horse?! Watch me!” I love her!!

GOD you know what I do actually feel bad for Alfredo, he’s not totally innocent but it’s not like he intentionally knocked Sofía down the stairs. His biggest crime so far has been ignorance. All he wants to do is well by his wife and future child, the remorse is very real. But Sofía is fully under her mother’s thumb and almost just as scared of Alfredo’s mother as she is of her own.

Noooo 😭 not Isabel and Andrés frantically asking each other “where’s Julio?” at the same time goddddd. They’re seriously so alike, pobrecito Andrés is like “he didn’t come back last night 🥺” I’m normal I am NORMAL I promise I’m normal!

It’s so weird when you can’t stand a character but love to see how she’ll be awful next and not even like a fun villain way but in a “oh god what is she up to NOW?” way. Literally all Ángela did was ask Natalia if Belén had dated anyone else and Belén is all “I’m feeling SO bullied rn” and tries to sick Teresa on her??? Like, girl, really?! Teresa only wants your baby, she doesn’t care about your ass!

Matilde is here! She really went “surprise bitch, let’s go to the pool Isabel bby! 😎” meanwhile Jacinto out here swallowing his tongue because he ain’t got the guts to tell Isabel what Diego has ordered him to do.

Sooooo 😤 Teresa is making Belén Ángela’s new assistant in order to keep her from going after her and DAMN that “we punish others for the mistakes we can’t forgive ourselves for.” Line is so RAW. Teresa is such an intriguing character, she’s awful but she acts unusually human around Ángela, it’s fascinating. And as much as Ángela is on the money about Belén being Extremely Awful, Teresa is also RIGHT, ugggggh 😍

Aw! Hell yeah, Jacinto sticking his neck out and going to search for Julio personally since Isabel and Matilde can’t take the car. Guess it’s time for poor Isabel to get dragged into Sofia and Alfredo’s marital disputes, maybe she can talk a little sense (maybe even strength) into Sofia… or not 😬 but you know what? Isabel is being a good sister anyway even tho she’s really worried about Julio. Matilde is like “girl you are out here giving too much of yourself.” I KNEW I was gonna frickin like her!!

Ah I see, it’s time to replace Dr. Santamaría since Teresa kicked him out for trying to be honest. Oh of COURSE promoting Belén gets her a raise, honestly that’s probably what Señorita García was looking for in the first place when she went to Teresa, she’s a sly vixen for sure. Ooh! Nice fake out but I still don’t think Teresa knows Diego is Belén’s baby daddy but knowing her she’ll probably find out soon 👀

OHHHH okay! The little moon tat is an anti-Profieran thing ok ok ok ok. Ayala is letting Julio off with a warning but THIS type of thing must’ve been what the actors/show runners were talking about when they said o e of the unique changes they made from the original Spanish Gran Hotel was adapting the story to Mexico’s history at that time. Oh my goddd the little historian in my brain is eating this shit up!! I have so much to look up later!

Matilde smacking Isabel upside the head with logic like “lemme get this straight, you’re engaged to that asshole Montejo, so how are you gonna juggle that and going back to school AND this lil’ crush you got” MAN Isabel NEEDED somebody who isn’t out to get something from her who’s like, on her level! This is gonna be such a good character dynamic I was getting sooo bored of the only other decent person she got to banter with being Julio. And like, Andrés a little but Andrés has all that internalized classism shit going on and won’t speak with her like she’s his equal (at least not yet).

?!?!?? Ok ok ok SOMEBODY just paid the telegram guy for information (reporting Teresa and Diego’s appearance in town and the telegrams they sent) we don’t get to see their face or hear their voice and Pascual is dead OMFG what if it’s CRISTINA?!?!???!

Okayyyy, new character just got introduced that makes my blood run cold about things that I know happen later. We’ve got our new doctor and I’m making some new, disquieting connections in my head. Never trust anyone directly on Teresa’s payroll, not ever 🤐 Dr. Lazaro has quite an iconic voice tho, I feel like I’ve heard him somewhere else. Okay so Doc Lazaro recognizes Diego’s last name and Diego’s hackles went up. So many shady motherfuckers up in here! 👀

Okay so we’re getting some implications that Jacinto miiiiiiiiiiiight be Violeta’s baby daddy?? I don’t think so though considering he didn’t behave as though he recogiese her in the market a few episodes ago. Regardless, his weird possessiveness of her when he doesn’t know her is starting to verge from tragic to creepy and I hope some stuff happens to make it Not That. Julio has returned to do thing the more reasonable way. Genaro’s information on his sister… for more fighting *SIGH*

And according to Genaro, Cristina stole raw materials from the hotel to sell to him and that she did indeed get fired for stealing but even if that is true I have the sneaking suspicion that isn’t the whole story or Genaro has good reason to fuck with him.

Oh WOW we are already implying Matilde has a thing for old men I had HEARD she and Serapio are a thing but that side comment about Doc Lazaro being handsome is amazing foreshadowing if true.

Isabel is so relieved Julio is back and Andrés is doing the whole “I’m gonna be mad about something else but really I’m angry with you for scaring me” thing. Aaaand yet again we have resident porcupine Julio taking out his fear for his sister onto Isabel, the only totally innocent Alarcón in this entire god dang family because, and I can’t emphasize this enough, he’s an idiot (affectionate and derogatory).

#upsetting lack of Andrés #but I’ll get over it #not trek #el hotel de los secretos #el hotel de los secretos spoilers #ehdls #the hotel of secrets #lars watches ehdls #ehdls liveblog #julio olmedo #Isabel Alarcón #andrés salinas #Cristina olmedo #Serapio Ayala #Teresa Alarcón #Sofía Alarcón #Alfredo vegara #belén garcia #ángela gómez #doctor Lázaro #ehdls Dagoberto #ehdls jacinto #ehdls mercedes #ehdls Matilde #ehdls genaro

[lilacofficial]

JRWI Apotheosis episode 1 commentary Part 3

 YEAH! CONDI DM!

Lol just straight up erase that world. 

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Oooo?

Oh dang.

Oooo. Who's on stage?!

Madison Square Garden but poor.

WAY more than Dr. Strange. 😂

Okay but it's a serve.

Storytime!

Not me moving closer to the screen. 😅

We love an actor.

Oh dang. What an ending. 👏

Why do I doubt that?

I love Shrek 2! ("HIT IT!")

Supportive Dad POG. (Aka Proud Papa POG)

THE job. 🤔

OOOHHHHHH!!!! WHAT?! YES! WE LOVE A THEIF!

The Holy Family?

Ah. Robin hood moment!

What are they? On the run?

OWL!!!!

FOX! BABY FOX!!!!

Outlouse? Like outlaw? I for sure didn't spell that right. 😂

maMA and paPA

I do that spin sometimes. How dare you I am SO FAR from dramatic. 😶 That was a lie. My apologies. 🤣

Making his way downtown. Walking fast....

The HOH! NOOOO!!!! 😂

Security is low today. Good.

I was thinking about this earlier but every five years seems like a pretty quick turnaround.

LONG CON!

I'd watch this dude on a reality TV show.

I do love a hedge garden.

A garden within a garden?

Bold decision.

Ass kisser.

Come on..... LET'S GO!!!! NATURAL 20!

Aw.

What does the fox say?

HE SAID IT! 😂

That's a lot for this little baby man to remember. Give him a pen and paper or something.

"Not even the wind knows I'm here." 🤣 I am SO glad that I hadn't taken a sip of my drink yet. That was close.

I can't stop imagining that hat on that pug mask. I'm a little bit distracted. 😅

I was like, "Oooo a heist man and an actor? SOPHIE DEVERAUX!". 😅

I am really excited to see the character concept art for these three (even though I've only met two of them) when I finish episode 1.

Stealth 100. 🌳 👀

I thought that was a horse! 🤣

I don't know if it helps but there are free keys in the barracks.

Gay janitor. Living in the closet.

Let's go!!!!

🍷

Sunny is disappointed. Poor Sunny.

I wonder if he could have told sunny to go get the keys?

Sneaky cartoon music starts playing lol. Oooo! Maybe sneaky snitch! 😂

Not present. So she's not there physically or she's disassociating? 🤣

Catholic church.

Why does Grizzly's board say PEE. ????

Communism?

Aw. A little lick. Cute.

Bro you distracted them from their ramen and cheese!

"I'm so good at everything!" Me when I try something and get it first time.

Keys!! 😄

Door!! 😧

Bro.

So dramatic.

The mop for a blanket?! No! 😟

THE DOOR'S VIR GIN ITY. Oh. My. Goodness.

His hands must be shaky.

Ayyyy! I was right.

Pull door! 😂

Sword!

Oh. The music. Woah.

Stock image man statue.

Alarm time? Do they have alarms here?

Oh. I guess not. That's good.

Visions!

TWO OTHERS! 🥰

Oooo ouchies.

When the blindness goes away there are going to be guards around him, aren't there?

Golden cubes.

Oooo custom soul sword!!!!

Harp blade?! 🤩

I am SO excited for the art!!!!

Uh oh.

Immediately brought back to reality (whoops there goes gravity)

Caught in 4k.

Oooo a short sword. Charlie's favorite.

Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.

WHAT?! STABBED?!

SPELL TIME!

"What's up bitches? I'm a Bardlock!"

Oh!

HE DROPPED IT!!

Fwa fwoosh (Sword moving noise)

The Blade of the Holy Grail.

I'm just imaging Sunny just trotting behind him. It's cute but also really funny.

Oh yeah. Dude was stabbed. I forgot too. 😅

Yeah but they don't know that.

Oh yeah. The whole constant darkness that was imposed. I forgot about that too.

First wamen.

Oooo. The music.

Not this again. 😂 Grizzly's face. Same Grizzly. Same.

"Did I cause this?" Intrusive thought be like.

Dude stole the literal sun.

Isn't that the purple guy? Not Purple guy lol. The purple mascot guy.

"The last time that I change." Interesting.

Always remember what?

Oh. His name.

What?

Pixie dust moment.

Change? Change to what?!?!?!?!

Self fulfilling prophecy moment.

Oooo.

I'll miss the black hair though.

Iridescent man.

Oooo.

HORNS?! 😮

Yeah, accentuated.

If his parents can do this and are on the run that's pretty handy.

Oooo thigh highs!

It took a whole minute? Dang. I don't know why but I expected it to be pretty quick.

Oooo sword music.

Is Sunny confused? 😂

Ohhhhhh! This is him! My sister loves him. Can't believe she was actually right for once.

Level 6!

Bizly's character be like (supposedly): 😐

Captain Holt energy. His biggest secret.

That was so much fun! I don't think it was jank at all! I'm super excited to watch the rest of the episode and the campaign!

#jrwi #jrwi apotheosis #spoilers #jrwi apotheosis episode 1

[macaron-n-cheese]

Ok I just finished the RevWar episode in the Washington miniseries and am on the next one. I have lots of thoughts! I'll add photos once my computer works!

- Elizabeth Powell, Maria Reynolds, and James Monroe? I came for a biography not a drama!

- Why does it start with horse breeding?!?!?!

- They're playing Hail Columbia so much <3333

- There's so much tension between Jefferson and Hamilton already

- James Madison is so wholesome yeahhhh fight the speculators!

- "William Duer an honorable man" - Alexander Hamilton. I am crying he is so wrong sjdjsjdjsjdj swindled idiot Hamilton.

- Hamilton is just getting shadier and shadier "If I pass this investigation will I be the one who is the villain."

- Madison and Jefferson are such besties I love it!

- Hamilton: "Are you alright?" Washington: "yes" *collapses for the millionth time this series* Why does he always get to sick!?!? Poor Washington:(

- I like how Washington calls Hamilton "Alex," good son

- Jefferson: "Washington wants to talk to you" Hamilton: "I hate you" Jefferson: "shush please" Martha Jr.: ( 0_0)

- Fishing scene <3

- AU where Jefferson and Madison predict the Great Depression so they oppose a National Bank

- Jefferson and Madison: NOOOO STONKS!!!

- Awww at least they make Maria Reynolds sweet wait oh no now she is a simp :(

- Reynolds affair :((((((((( I like the theory that is just made up by James Reynolds and Hamilton

- Everyone hates Hamilton lol

- The Gay Trio II: hehehe sneaky we hate Hamilton

- Washington: "Hamilton and Jefferson, talk to me." Them: *fight*

- I love that Hamilton calls Jefferson a Caesar even though Hamilton's alias was Caesar

- Death threats to Hamilton <3

- Hamilton receiving his 3rd death threat in a week: I've been a naughty boyyyy

- Maria: Gaslight, Girlboss, Gatekeep (toxic type). This is the most toxic someone can get.

- Gay trio ii: Omg lol Hamilton is spiraling ehehehehe

- BETSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Ooooooooh Hamilton is in trouble

- They just are like "wow we didn't think that you were that bad"

- Jefferson is pretty chill :) also nice funny coat

- Monroe and Jefferson are great

- Monroe: "This could be our only chance destroy him" Jefferson: "Haha there will be many more"

- Washington: "Here Hamilton take apple" Hamilton: *throws*

- Hamilton is being so mean to his "dad" :(

- Poor Washington and the newspaper. Shut up Jefferson.

- The way the French people call each other "citizen" reminds me if people calling each other "comrade."

- Thank you Jefferson for urging neutrality

- They're being so mean to Washington >:( meanies. Democratic-Republicans being so mean and ignorant! No wonder why they had an electoral college, common people didn't know what was going on in the government!

- I love that when Washington comes they all leave in shame

- I love that both Jefferson and Washington give the French ambassador the death glare. I'm happy that Jefferson and Washington cam agree on that XD

#amrev #george washington #washington miniseries #alexander hamilton #thomas jefferson #martha custis washington #btw the gay trio ii is monroe madison and jefferson

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

Stargate?

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

hmmm sam ig? and teal'c, 1000/10 guy, killer eyeshadow, i would commit so many crimes for him also his comic timing is better than anyone on the show and he KNOWS it <33

aaaah and especially their friendship 🥰🥰

which reminds me i gotta finish my sam is aro post bc it is the most correct thing ive ever written xx

from atlantis i'd say teyla, vital part of my bi awakening 😳 and ronon, what a pair they are 🥰

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

JONAS. BABIEST BOI TO EVER BABY, AND ACTUAL PUPPY, STARGATE WRITERS I'M GOIGN TO KILL U, ETC ETC

also janet, even though she's such a mom friend and very scary and phenomenal she is still tiny 🥺🥺🥺

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

LIEUTENANT FORD i am so so sorry baby 😭😭😭😭

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

BRA'TAC AND JACOB. teal'c and sam rlly both have space dads who they'll run into on su*cide sissions and they'll flip the FUCK out like what are you kids doing out here you IDIOT CHILDREN like teal'c isn't an 80+ year old ex war criminal and sam isn't an air force major and super genius godbless xx

tbf bra'tac is a 100+ year old ex war criminal and jacob is an ex air force general but still. its hilarious and adorable 🤣

oH and todd. weird ass chaotic neutral uncle. JOHN SHEPPARD

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Zalenka. Angery lil pigeon man. Bless him :')

also walter and siler. stargate has a lot of background techs who are just here to suffer 🤣

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

imean. it's gotta be daniel right? Hes literally the REASON the word whump was invented, that man exists for torment :') also sheppard. Same reasons :'))

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Cameron. Mitchell. I have a grudge that can burn for centuries. We could've had sam leading an sg1 made up of her big bro teal'c, lil bro jonas, and twin bro daniel, but nOoOo. God forbid we don't have a white man in charge!! He is all that is bad or mediocre about jack's character with none of what makes him awesome. He is POINTLESS and the fact that they made him so central in both movies is an unforgivable travesty. He's not even that bad and his friendshop with sam can be cute but alas. No.

also the ori, hathor, kinsey, all the classics 🔥🔥

I have an automatic hatred for almsot all things s9 and 10 but i don't think it actually extends to vala. How could it?

she has adhd. her actress has adhd. she is the actual spiritual successor to jack o'neill. i will never watch your seasons again but i mostly respect you ma'am :D

Thank youuuu mumble 💛

#for humouring me rambling about my oldest and deeply beloved nonsense 🤣 #im guessing you've mever watched it idk 🤣 #its so weird doing ask games for stargate #its the first show i hyperfixated on samjack was my first ship it is pretty much embedded in my dna lmao #i don't even know if id recommend it it def has a lot of flaws but also i am incapable of talking neutrally about it 🤣 #the focus on platonic relationships and found family is PHENOMENAL nd u can just hop into a random episode without much need for background #stargate sg1 #belovedddd #stargate atlantis #im way more chill about but it still slaps <3 #ask game

[blonde-toddy]

Random and Not So Random thoughts while watching Bridgerton: Season 1, Episode 8

So the finale is here.

And baby do we need some resolutions.

This one is titled "After the Rain"

I hope that's a good thing.

Couples montage then lonely Violet. She was blissfully in love with her husband, that's for sure. 8 facking kids worth.

Yes Simon and Daphne are a love match....but they are ripping my heart out right now.

Why are they being so cold?!?!

Way to reference the ruse Daphne. Ugh.

I'm glad that King Granville is here.

Yes push those assholes together.

That shoulder touch. See, irresistible. They are all about each other.

The very picture of devotion, indeed.

Benny and Eloise!!!!

She's wearimg that ugly neck thing again.

No Benny, she thinks Delacroix is Whistledown.

What?!?! Francesca is coming back.

Oh Marina you still pregnant.

Now you shipping Penelope and Colin. That's not weird or anything seeing as you were ready to trap his ass.

Something is amiss!

For Violet to be so wise with her sons, she's awfully thick when it comes to Daphne. I just don't understand.

Daphne is done done done with Violets advice.

I ain't mad at her.

Aww Portia is trying to finesse her way back in. Violet can't stand her.....

Okay Daphne! Let's just hand out all kinds of forgiveness today.

Oh shit. Sir Crane!

Daphne and Portia are GONE!

Ooooh her beloved is dead dead dead.

Yeah girllllllll. All that time you thought he abandoned you. And he was at war.....shit.

What a pill.

I'm glad Daphne has some kind of friend.

Daphne and Marinas storylines are kind of bizarrely parallel.

Jesus Eloise, wtf!

Awww she's trying to save her friend.

I don't think Delacroix is Whistledown.

Oh this is so uncomfortable.....Benny on the low shit.

That shoulder shrug was cute.

"Lock. The door "

Where you going Daphne....what you doing?

Your Graces.

Awww Daphne is still trying.

Damn Simon if she deserves it, step up and give it to her.

Will and Alice ❤

Aw shit Will took Featheringtons bait.

This can't be good.

The deed to the crib?!

This man is out of his mf mind.

Stop it with Anthony and Sienna already!

Simon knows Will is up to something..........

Oh shit he's still there.

Marina you better marry him.

You a damn fool.

Good luck.....you're missing tf out I think.

Right, Portia, right.

Oh she definitely still pregnant.

What are you looking for Daphne?

Ooooh she found the letters he wrote to his father.

And she's reading the mfs.

Oh man.

Yeah girl. It's fucking awful.

Here we go again with hoe ass Anthony.

Under the bleachers. Okay you freaks.

And Will throws the fight.

Featherington is so full of shit and those bookies know he played them. That is going to go horribly. I guaranfuckingtee it.

Simon knows whats up....but he's in no position to judge ANYBODY right now.

Daphne getting serious insight.

I appreciate the relationship between Daphne and Lady Danbury.

She needs someone to be straight with her.

She's giving that mother-in-law type advice and I love it.

You really out here judging him Simon.

Will fucked up but he's still right! Worry about your wife and your life! What's this really about?!

Oh Portia...don't get too excited.

That shits coming back around.

Breakfast together. Is this progress?

Daphne has a peace about her.

She ain't giving up on her man.

To Bridgerton House they go to see Dear Francesca.

Simon is so charming. He is duplicitous af!

Suddenly everyone is just cool with everything. Okay.

Must be the edibles.

Yes girl, look at your hot husband. He is impressive.

Um. Eloise. I think you're wrong boo.

Everybody doesn't have the advantages you have homie! I'm glad Penelope checks her when she gets on that high horse.

Simon with the kiddos just laying it on thick for my girl Daph. Teasing the fuck out of her.

Even Anthony looks all proud and shit.

Delacroix still finds away to shade Portia and it's hilarious.

He lost her mf dowry.

Yes Marina. The bun is still in the oven.

Hastings house is lavish af!

Gawd that picture.

This is not the end. No. No. No.

I share in the doctors exasperation.

Idk what the fuck has happened to Anthony to turn him on his head like this.

Ok mf! You know what, take Sienna to the ball.

Finally giving her the love she deserves from you.

Oh look at these assholes looking at themselves.

"You wound me."

She's light roasting him again and it's lovely.

Come on my babies. Get it together. Y'all are precious.

Also if I ever marry, I want a regal ass portrait like that.

She wants to dance with her man. Same, girl. I want to, and I want you to, too.

Oh we have classic bantering Simon and Daphne.

Come. On. Already.

Fix it.

Fuck....the way they look at each other.

Welp. Party time.

Noooo not one LAST dance.

Ok Will flexed for his baby.

Simon still looking all judgy. Man you better get your own house in order.

Eloise is a living doll, but she's not here for the fellas just yet....or maybe ladies. Or maybe nothing at all. We'll see with her. Just not yet.

I appreciate the evolution of her and Daphnes relationship.

Aww Mr. Finch.

Portia flexing. "The Duchess extended an invitation, personally." She made sure they knew how connected she was.

They're still roasting her wack ass husband though. But fuck him.

Yep he's fucked.

Wtf does Benny do at these balls?

Awe Colin and Penelope.

Penelope bout to confess.

Well Colin killed that. Like dead in the water.

Ya boy is going to Greece.

Sorry Pen. The confession must wait.

Shes devastated. Hell nah she ain't dancing.

Oh Eloise...now is not the time.

Eloise got all that tea!!!!

Hold up this footman looks cheeky. More of him maybe.

Anthony bout to scoop his lady......SIKE.

Sienna pitting an end to this shit.

Anthony you've let her down one too many times.

And Sienna apparently has no desire to put on airs.

Are you sorry though?

And wtf do you do now?

Toss the flowers. Check.

Aww she saved Whistledown.

What a peach.

Come on assholes. Look at y'all looking at each other.

And he still plans on leaving.

Lady Danbury out here dropping wisdom. Listen, Simon, listen!

I honestly do think it's different for them. I think it's different for everyone.

Oh Daphne, Violet is dropping hot ones this time.

What a fucking pep talk.

And now they dance!!!!!

Its that slo-mo smoldering stare for me.

More rain?!

Daphne letting that shit wash her worries away. Go girl.

I mean y'all are cute but this is Daphne and Simons moment.

Cheers to the cane of Lady Danbury.

Danbury put everyone out. Her matchmaking and scheming never end.

At least Simon stayed in the rain with her.

Look at them.....

She told him bout the letters!!!!

Idk man. This love confession is on par with "I burn for you."

She wants to stay with you and love you every day. Man you have a rider. Y'all have dragged each other through the shits. Y'all need this rain.

But there's this lovely thing called a choice.

You really just gonna let her walk away this time and NOT follow her?!

Fucking hell.

Meanwhile at Featherington house.

Oh fuck.

Lord Featherington is dead. I knew that shit was going to blow up.

Fuck. Poor Portia.

Daphne just chilling.

Oh. Ok. Here comes the Duke.

Oh come on Simon. Yes you do. You know EXACTLY what to do.

Nothing else matters when y'all tangled up in them sheets.

They are just so tender!

Yes! Take it to the bed.

Daphne kissing on Simons neck and wanting to give him pleasure and affection >>>>>>>>

A million times over. Its fucking hot. Look at her honing her skillset.

Ride the mf girl!

Ok then! Flip that ass!!!

Out here long stroking the fuck out of her. Got dang.

Oh now you bout to hit that ecstacy.

Is a "congratulations" or "good job" in order?

These beautiful assholes!!!!

I just love them.

All this build up for Simon to ejaculate inside Daphne....but so worth it.

Awww poor Penelope.....

Eloise is convinced Whistledown is Delacroix.

I do love Portia.

Her and Marina grew to an understanding I think.

Marina girl, I think you're making a wise choice marrying your baby daddys brother. Just saying.

Who tf inheriting the Featherington Estate? And have we met them?

Hyacinth is forever in my heart.

Simon and Daphne got that glowwwwww.

Awwe Anthony is all broken up over Sienna.

Ahh yes Anthony, a loving union is the problem. I'm ready for your drama Hoe.

Aha! I knew Delacroix wasn't Whistledown.

Ooooh Eloise!

And you saved her ass.

Really?!?! Pen?!

I can see it a bit.

Aww Daphne is having a baby!!! She got her wish!!!

Simon looks equal parts terrified and amazed.

Aw yall keeping the alphabetical name tradition. How fucking cute.

But you know what, I'm here for it and I find myself satisfied.

And also thirsty!

That's why I went right back and started the series right over again. Yes I did. And I'm proud of that.

Now I will start the books and obsess about season 2.

What a beautiful much needled ride during these times. I feel alive again.

#bridgerton #bridgerton reaction #the duke of hastings #simon bassett #the duchess of hastings #daphne bridgerton #simon x daphne #daphne x simon #anthony bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #colin bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #violet bridgerton #portia featherington #penelope featherington #marina thompson #lady danbury #lady whistledown #mr granville

[outlander-babes]

The Fiery Cross Thoughts

What in gods name is Archie Hayes up to

The issues around Roger’s Protestantism is SO FUNNY

Listen I love the babies so much DIANA GABALDON GIVE ME MORE BABIES CONTENT

The MacGillverays? Iconic

Damn we’re already bringing up the rising ok

Do I like Archie Hayes? WHO KNOWS

Roger’s such a cutie pie

DUNCAN!!!

I love the Bugs omg

I love Jocasta so much but STOP BEING MEAN TO ROGER

Roger sweetie I’m so sorry an old bitch would say something like that

God I really hope that ugly ass hat sticks around

THE BEARDSLYS!!!! MY BOYS!!!

Claire is Jamie’s virtue on god imma cry if they keep being this cute

Poor Father Kenneth

JAMIE OH MY GOD

This is about The Butter Churn™️

Roger and his Presbyterian wedding we stan

Roger’s part of the family omg

I love Adso so much

CLARENCE THE MULE I LOVE HIM

Jamie was trying to do something nice and gave her poison ivy he’s such a cutie pie

Have I mentioned how cute Roger and Brianna are? Because I can and will say it again

Roger cannot See™️

He just wants Jemmy to be his bio son so bad my sweet boys

I’m sorry I know what “The Fiery Cross” means but every time I think of a cross on fire my brain goes “....hate crimes???”

Ok I hate Dougal MacKenzie I really do BUT THATS JAMIES UNCLE IM C R Y I N G

Jamie is Angy™️

I love Jo and Kezzie and that’s just facts

The other Beardsleys are fucking crazy Jesus Christ

Fergus threatening people is really fun fresh and sexy

Roger is such a sweetie I love him

I love the goats

I don’t trust the browns I hope that baby is actually well taken care of and loved

Morton and Alicia are...wild

They’re both so melodramatic lmao

Roger’s such a dumb dumb but he loves his wife and son and honestly that’s all that matters

I would engage in hand to hand combat for Mrs Bug

FUCK

DOUGAL

MACKENZIE

I hate him so much you have no idea

Adso is a good boy

JO AND KEZZIE MY LOVES!!!

Jamie and his little swimmers KILL ME

Jo and Kezzie were so strong so brave

I’m so proud of them

As y’all know...I WOULD LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR DUNCAN INNES

I also really like Hermon Husband

Can Claire PLEASE rock Phillip Wylie’s shit

Aww Roger’s making friends!!!

Poor Betty!

Personally I WOULD like to see Jamie kill Philip Wylie

The priest is so nice I like him

Jocasta’s like “I don’t need anymore goddamn kids I’m fucking getting married”

God Philip Wylie die challenge

Jamie is so damn smart but he sees Claire being polite to one (1) man and all his fucking brain cells fly out the damn window

Poor Jemmy sweet baby

Claire is all over the place lmao

ROGER AND JEMMY ARE THE BEST FATHER/SON DUO FIGHT ME

Excuse me Claire is only aloud to be molested by her husband. If you are not Jamie I sincerely hope said husband kills your ass

Poor Betty

Listen dr fentiman is a quack but he’s willing to dual Phillip Wylie for Claire’s honor which makes him a new favorite of mine

Hell yeah impromptu autopsy

Jesus Christ this man doesn’t stop (Philip Wylie)

If anyone harms Duncan I will crawl into this book and kill them myself

JOCASTA AND DUNCAN ARE SO CUTE AHHHHH

GODDAMN IT GOVERNOR TYRON

Is the inclusion of historical documents fascinating? Yes. Am I annoyed because I read these books at like 8 am and processing 1700’s writing is difficult? Also yes.

(I’ve read spoilers for context) NO ROGER DONT GO THIS IS SUCH A BAD PLAN

Jamie doing a war cry and scaring tryon’s horse is SO FUNNY

BRIANNA!!!!

Roger I love you you’re so smart but YOU CANNOT KISS RANDOM WOMAN THEIR HUSBANDS WILL BEAT YOU UP

Oh Jamie sweet baby boy

Damn Morag has a set of BALLS

Listen as someone who’s read the wiki top to bottom...am I eventually going to like Buck because I’m not currently there

Did I have to lay down on the floor when Roger got hanged? Yes of course I did

THATS MY BOYYYY

The way he spoke just to save Jemmy and make Bree happy…iM CRYING YALL

Jamie being sad about Willie y’all I can’t handle this

Jemmy is a MENACE

NOOOO NAYAWENNE’S POUCH

Roger baby I love you so much but PLEASE cuddle your wife I’m begging

Obadiah Henderson die challenge

Jamie is a good father and that is final!!

Jamie’s trying to give Roger purpose and that’s so cute!!

The Yogi Bear references are kILLING ME

Claire’s so white she can draw out ghost bears

Listen Brianna I love you but sometimes I question what comes out of your mouth

Jamie and his native friends are so wholesome

Mmm yes cause a wildfire why don’t cha

I love the horses and that’s just facts

Roger is just GOING THROUGH IT

I’m glad Fanny’s alright her partner seems nice

Rest In Peace Judas the horse

I’m glad Gideon made it

Roger’s back!!! And he can talk!!!

Listen Claire and Jamie have me constantly in tears

THEYRE SO SOFT

ROGER IS BABY OK HE JUST WANTS TO PROTECT HIS FAMILY

I would THROW DOWN for Roger and Jamie’s father/SIL bonding

It sucks that it happens when Jamie’s dying from a snake bite though lmao

The way my 3 favorite ladies killed a BISON?? Nothing short of iconic

I would DIE for Kezzie

Jamie’s so melodramatic lord

Ok so the Christie’s are creepy as fuck

The Lindsey’s have my whole heart

I love when Claire gets all sciencey

Poor Lizzie I love her so much

Roger constantly has me in TEARS

Yay Jenny’s back!!

FUCK LAOGHAIRE MACKENZIE

Lmao the Russians

Ok Philip Wylie you get ONE merit on your name

Have I mentioned I love Roger?

Shout out to Marsali who was READY to shoot Bonnet for her babies

I LOVE THE BABY CONTENT THANK YOU DG

Brianna shooting bonnet in the dick is iconic and if they cut this from the show I’m suing

Jocasta’s fucking metal

Poor Dr Rawlings

FUCK LT WOLFFE

Poor Rosamund

Roger is baby I’m glad he’s singing again

JEMMY IS SO CUTE AHHHH

Young Ian has my whole heart

Poor Otter-Tooth

THAT LAST LINE UGH PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH WHY DONT YOU

#vic reads outlander #vic rambles about outlander #claire fraser #diana gabaldon #jamie fraser #outlander #outlander starz #brianna randall #jamie x claire #jammf #roger mackenzie #brianna x roger

[gotmeringinghellsbells]

Morning Preperations

This fic contains an intense amount of swearing, and is about random, fandomless ocs. Enjoy.

"Aye yo, up and Adam your royal pain!" A young guard entered the bed chamber of the prince, unannounced. He yawned and stretched as he shut one of the chamber's door's behind him with his foot.

"Brutus," a higher voice shrieked. Green eyes opened to see the prince glaring at him as he wrapped one of his large curtains around to sheild himself. "I'm in my underwear you pervert," the prince hissed. "Get the hell out!" He reached for his vanity near by and grabbed a hold of a brush.

Brutus merely rolled his eyes. "Come on Daren, your not nude. Samuel forced me to start my shift early so let's go princess! Move that scrawny ass and get ready." The personal guard sat on the unmade bed; running his fingers along the soft, purple, silky sheets. Daren growled before throwing the brush at the other.

"Ow," the larger gasped before glaring at the prince who still refused to leave the curtain. "Once you stand your post outside I will. I have a sutor coming for breakfast. Father and Samuel will have my head if I'm late." Brutus rolled his eyes. "Sorry sweetheart," he seethed sarcastically as he grabbed the brush that assaulted his head.

Daren panicked slightly as the other approached him. He was no physical match for the other. Both were lanky young men but Brutus had a few inches and a swimmers build of muscle on him. "But Samuel gave me my orders." Daren gasped as the curtain was yanked away from him, revealing his image to the other.

Black briefs clung to his curvy lower body as a white, silky, loose undershirt rested on the slight pudge of his tummy. Silk stockings were tied off at the thighs, making for an almost lovely picture of the prince. Brutus looked him over before feeling a small shove. Hardly budging he just looked at the man before him. "Stop staring at me like that! Brutus, I swea-eek!" Brutus gently pulled Daren close, brush raised over his head.

"Sit your pretty ass down and finish getting ready already. I can't leave this chamber without your royal pain in tow, get it?" Daren blushed slightly before trying to push the other off him, to no avil. Despite supposed to be having authority over his father's guard, as he was the prince, but Samuel definitely had authority over him and sometimes even his father out of respect for the old bastard. Nothing he could say to Brutus would get the boy out of his hair.

"Fine you annoying oaf! Let go so I can get dressed!" Brutus rolled his eyes before letting go and setting the brush back on the vanity. As he did, Daren strode by him quickly to his closet and just grabbed the nearest shirt before moving to grab matching pants.

Pulling on the pants quickly, he refused to face the other. His face was still red from embarrassment but the butterflies were simmering down. He may have over reacted some. He dared to glance over to see the other now lying in his unmade bed, feeling the soft materials. He always seemed to rub certain cloths between his fingers, maybe it was a calming technique. Nevertheless, Daren's dark, silky hair always ended up between his fingers too.

"How's your head," the prince finally asked, breaking the silence as he pulled up his black pants. "Little sore. How's your ego," the other sneered. "Also sore," Daren shot back woth fake annoyance. "That so? Need me to kiss it and make it better," Brutus inquired sarcastically. Daren sighed as he pulled on a loose sleeved, white shirt. "No, but I'm sorry for hitting you. Do you need to rest?"

The prince was now standing over the other, holding onto the pole of his bed frame closest to the other loosely. Brutus blushed a bit before shaking his head. "I'm trained to protect the royal brat, a lot more than a pansy throw from his highness is needed to take me down." Daren glared slightly as Brutus smirked at him with a wink. "That so?"

Brutus was laying with his legs crossed, and arms folded under his head. Wearing nothing more than casual clothing, he earned what he had coming. "Yeah, that's so." "Then you wouldn't mind your weak, defenseless, pain of a prince punishing you for wearing your boots in his bed?" Brutus was confussed as the other leaned down to his level, walking his fingers across his toned chest. "What do you mean?"

"Look down darling, your wearing your nasty work boots on my nice sheets. Agatha is going to have to wash them again." Brutus tried to sit up but the prince held his folded arms down and swing himself onto the other's pelvis. His long, black hair hung loosely, like vines coming towards the guards face. "Tsk, tsk," Daren cooed as he gently started to drag his fingers down the bared biceps. "Pff-! D-Daren!" Brutus turned his head into his arm as he tried to stop himself from giggling. Above him, the prince merely smirked.

"Oh Brutus~! Don't tell me a few tickles can bring my brave knight down. My, my, I'd surely be in danger then," Daren fake lamented as he smirked. "Yo-your gon-nna be- cckkkk! Gonna be when- when I get you!" Rolling his eyes, Daren merely giggled. "Oh, how scary. A soft faced, small man with big, loving, green eyes and such soft, feathery chocolate hair is going to rebel against his charge?"

Brutus blushed as Daren gently ruffled his hair with a giggle. It tickled a bit, but the laugh was more for his friend's reaction. "Tell me Brutus, are your underarms ticklish? The royal court needs to know all your weaknesses. We can't have the prince falling into danger, now can we?" Brutus bit his lip as fingers gently moved further down his biceps, under the short sleeves of his shirt. "B-Bhahahitch!" He cracked! Score one for the Lee!

"Bruuutuusss," Daren teased out, giving the poor boy no peace. "Brutus, does this tickle? Does it ticcckllee~!" The guard felt himself slipping as more fingers joined. "I-hahahah! I'll gheheet you fhahaor this!" Daren only smiled softly. "Aw, promising harm to your beloved prince?" "I dhahaon't hahaha a beloved phaharince! Jhahahaust yhahaou!" Daren scoffed before ramping up the torment. "Ass hole." "Fheheheling is mu- ah shit! Ghahaha!" Brutus was breaking down now, showing his ticklish side.

Daren giggled. He quickly started to pick up the pace, squeezing, scratching, and poking random areas he could easily get to while moving to keep Brutus' arms down whenever he saw them move. Brutus should be proud! After all, he's where Daren learned such moves.

Brutus however, wasn't impressed as he wheezed with heavy laughter and shook about. He whined and snorted while he trashed his legs; catching glimpses of the boots he was being "punished" for. He was dying of laughter, trashing about as his prince continued to torment him. He had to figure a way out of this. No way was this little shit going to tickle him then walk off to meet a potential fiancee like nothing ever happened!

Wait.... that's it!

"Yhahahaou nehehed to gehehehet ghahahoing soon!" Daren eased up the tickles, not understanding what the other said. "What," he asked before gasping as hands over powered him and rolled him over. Brutus was now laying on the other, holding the prince's arms down by their wrists and glaring daggers as he panted.

Daren wiggled, testing his movement as he started to blush. Butterflies started to form in his stomach once more and his knees moved slightly together. "W... what did you say," Daren asked sheepishly. Brutus' scowling face became a smirk. "That I ain't letting you leave until I get some revenge." Daren squeaked, face turning darker. "You.... you'll wrinkle my shirt. You can't. I'll tell Samuel it was you," Daren weakly threatened.

"Then, I'll just have to fix that, huh?" What? Daren gasped as he felt cold hand slip into the hem of his pants to unstuck his shirt; the cold feeling spreading as skin made contact with the skin of his stomach. "Brutus! You brute! Unhand me!" Gently, fake hitting the other with his free hand, Daren tried to sound as annoyed as possible but the other ignore it.

Rather, he saw through the facade. Daren was compliant on the shirt removal but quickly squealed as he noticed his undershirt had gone too. Milky, smooth skin was revealed to the earth; a rare sight from the prince. Almost as pale as a vampire, yet skin as soft as a baby. The elements truly never touched the royal pain.

Brutus merely smirked. He knew the other was deathly ticklish. Just a few strokes to his soles, a squeeze or two to his thighs, or a few pokes at his underarms would have him spilling any information asked for if the prince was ever captured. Moving the shy arms away from the torso and pinning them overhead with ease, Brutus smiled softly. "I just laughed like a dork infront of you and your embarrassed about me seeing your body? At least you don't sound like a damn horse when you laugh." Daren blushed more as he wiggled awkwardly. "You don't though. You sound.... kinda cute when you laugh. A little dorky too. It's nice to hear when it's not directed at... making fun of me."

Brutus felt his face heat up a bit before he quickly shook his head. "Ah, nope. No sweet talking your way out of this your highness. Your being sentenced to tickle punishment and that's that." Daren growled a bit. "Bastard, I wasn't trying to get out of anything! Don't just brush me aside like that!" He paused when he realized Brutus was blushing and cracked a smile. "Oh, your faking it," he said softly. Brutus only blushed more before gently poking under the royal's arm; earning a squeal.

"Nope, I will not be tricked by such a fair prince." Daren giggled before squealing as the poked turned to gentle scratches. "Not there," he cried as he devolved into hysterical laughter. "Not the armpit! Not the armpit! Ahahaha! Brutus!" Daren was shrieking soon as fingers moved behind him to his thighs. He was weakened enough for Brutus to let go of his arms. "Not the armpits? Okay."

The prince screamed in hysterically laughter, flopping around like a fish out of water. "A-Ahhahaha! Noooo! Brutus! Release me at once! B-Brutus!" It tickled something awful. The prince was red from laughter and flustered from being teased and touched so delicately. From the fact this oaf was his best friend and was just hitting all his worst spots to make him laugh. It was sweet.

The prince gripped at the silk pillow covers as he whined and laughed adorably, wiggling in the other's hold and trying to bite his lip to resist the sensation. Not wanting his friend to be set before the kings of two kingdoms and a possible match with a swollen lip along with being covered in tears and sweat, Brutus ended his torment.

Daren released his lip and the pillow cover as he panted softly. "Oh.... oh man," Daren sighed out rather un-regally. "B-Brutus..... that..... ahh," he sighed out softly. The other laughed before vibrating his hand on the other's tummy. Daren squealed before curling up to protect himself. "Brutus, stop it," he giggled. The other did so before laughing himself.

Cute.

He sighed before redressing the tired body's torso. As he tucked the blouse into the pants, he felt a gentle touch on his hand. Watery red eyes stared at the other woth a soft smile. The other returned the favor before gently climbing off his highness. Helping Daren sit up, he took the brush and quickly started to brush out the tangles the onslaught caused and tied it loosely before looking at the door.

"You need to get going," Brutus sighed. Daren sighed. "He's been trying to find a suitable match for me for three years now, I doubt this breakfast will be any different." He gently tapped the other's cheek. "Escort me down, would you?" Brutus smiled a bit before gently intertwining fingers with the prince. "As you wish." Daren merely rolled his eyes before they headed out the door.

#tickling #tickle #tickle fight #ticklish #ocs #fantasy