#PUT US OUT OF THIS MISERY

[dovewingkinnie]

one of the other jobs at the factory is extermination !! their jobs are to protect the workers from any monsters some of them enjoy their job, some of them dont

#those monsters might be workers they've previously protected in the past #but they're not the same people they used to be right?? #he said they have no minds of their own anymore #its best to put them out of their misery #oc #oc art #candy contagia #guys.. #they kind of look like #am #among #among u

[painand-more-pain]

It's so interesting how completely tonally different the Phoenix Wright Trilogy is to the Apollo Justice Trilogy. Like right from the beginning. Of their respective debut games.

Like. Phoenix's very first trial is basically "Haha my loser childhood friend is a bitchless dumbass who was at the wrong place at the wrong time and the real culprit was this guy who's named "Sawhit" lmao this lawyer shit is easy as fuck."

And Apollo's very first trial is like "omg I'm defending my #1 Celebrity crush who got disbarred 7 years ago and also just accused my mentor of... murder.... What. Also he just gave me forged evidence. The thing that got him disbarred in the first place. And now my mentor's in jail. Fuck this lawyer shit kill me now."

#apollo really cannot catch a break I swear #capcom put apollo out of his misery challenge (impossible) #if i had a nickel for every time I used that tag #i'd have two nickels #which isnt a lot but it's hilarious that it happened twice #apollo justice #phoenix wright #apollo justice spoilers #phoenix wright spoilers #not really but #just in case #ace attorney

[sassy-kebab]

Ik there have been instances of people from outside the strawhats calling zoro the vice captain so I really wanna see luffy's reaction to someone calling zoro the strawhats vice captain . Like would he be prideful at fact he has such an amazing VP

#zolu #one piece #roronoa zoro #luffy #monkey d. luffy #luzo #zoro #ik its not official that zoro is the vice captain and it makes me #tbh i just need to be put out of misery #oda please give us a official Vice Captain even if its not zoro

[superhell]

what the fuck is all this then?????

#GIRL put some SPACE between your faces. or eliminate it. this is just embarrassing for all of us #just fucking kiss. put me out of my misery #house #wilson #hilson #house md #hatecrimes md

[transmasccofee]

thinking yet again about Saiki‘s’s final choice in the series being “I’d rather live with my powers than die without them” bc that is seriously the single best ending of a disability narrative I’ve seen. Fuck.

#The thing people don’t tell u about being physically disabled #Is that you’ll see the physically abled people in your life start to view you as something tragic #And while they rarely say it when it comes down to things #They think you’re better dead than disabled. That you’d be happier put out of your misery. #Even with stories involving disabled characters (If we’re anything beyond a background diversity shot which is… rare) #It’s about “curing” or “overcoming” your disability which is I guess a nice sentiment but most of us won’t ever do that #Saiki doesn’t do either of those things #He wants to be cured and briefly thinks he is but then it’s discovered that he Cant be cured bc his powers are part of the whole of him #He doesn’t ever overcome them either #He just puts his glasses back on and decides that if it means he can live another day then he’ll continue to deal with them #And his powers are progressive #And that’s a thing weighing on him but it’s never treated like a death sentence #It’s just something he has to and will deal with #And it sucks but what else is he gonna do #It’s just. Aughhhhh. Aaaaaauuuuughhhhhhhhh…….. #This post was brought to u by a man grieving his own mobility #physically disabled #physical disability #saiki k

[answrs]

curse you hank green for making me think about hybridization with a "donkeys and dragons are the same species in shrek" video while I may or may not be running a fever. my ramble below:

they aren't necessarily the same species, just two species able to hybridize. the offspring appear to be a mix of traits from both parents and there is no confirmation that any of them are able to breed themselves, or if they're sterile hybrids. (though, tbf, that's not all-encompassing either. in a microscopic chance a normally sterile hybrid like a mule has been seen to be fertile. alternatively, wolf-coyote "coywolf" offspring are perfectly fertile as well as hybrids to the point their breeding causes issues in conservation, and the same holds true of "beefalo" - domestic cows and american bison hybrids)

i was going to add that this suggests donkeys are likely descended from a winged ancestor animal like pegasus, otherwise they'd be so far removed from each other on the evolutionary tree at the split of four and six limbed vertebrates. this might suggest donkey is a form of pegasi that have lost their evolutionary need for wings and the trait has become vestigial if not gone almost entirely, much like whales and dolphins wrt what used to be their ancestors' hind limbs.

.....but then i remembered the sturgeon and paddlefish(?) hybrids that are so far removed from each other but somehow developed into an entire hybrid with a 70% rate of survival and throw my hands up with a big I_GUESS.jpg

#speculative biology #speculative evolution #shrek #i cant believe im using those two tags together on the same post someone put me out of my misery #tumblr in a nutshell #disclaimer this is not meant to be a serious discussion as i wrote it while sick at like 4am #i do not apologize for possible inaccuracies (though i think most of the real life stuff is correct. i am not versed on Shrek Lore)

[fortheillithidbaddies]

#shitposting brought to you by mind flayer tadpoles #BG3 fandom critical #this applies to any fandom really #but this post is about Astarion's fandom™ #at this point Larian just needs to delete him from the game #put us all out of our miseries of dealing with some of these fans™ #do the right thing Larian #save us all please because every day it's something #I am so very tired #BG3 #fandom critical

[taikanyohou]

"What do you really want? What do you want?"

TWINS (2023). Episode 3.

#twins #asianlgbtqdramas #asiandramasource #asiandramanet #dailyasiandramas #* #faiza gifs #yes big gifs of THIS particular moment is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY ..... TO ME. FOR ME. #all this tension AND allllll this orange? FOR ME? #first plz put urself and ALL of us out of our collective misery and just SLAM sprite against the wall next time AND GIVE HIM SOME BACK #sprite LOVES rough-housery ... TRUST us.

[agentmika]

every month that netflix doesn't add goncharov to their catalogue like

#where is my 1973 Scorsese mafia masterpiece #goncharov #shelly when will they put us out of our misery

[cybervom1t]

getting real sick and tired of not having a cock to cum on

#wordvomit #i mean wtf it’s Valentine’s Day #and I’m using my rose toy ALONE????? #someone put me out my misery fr fr #I’m cockwarming my monster cock just to feel something :(((((

[postnuclearwar]

A bingo card, but it's just listing all the ways Bioware could fuck up DA4. Some of the tiles are "parts of script written by AI", "despite multiple varied regions and areas, everything looks the same", "micro-transactions", and "no single worker on it was with it from start to finish, bc Bioware keeps laying off staff".

#da4 #dragon age 4 #dragon age #bioware #I feel it in my bones that they are going to use AI for a good portion of the dialogue #when you get bingo we take you out back and shoot you to put you out of this misery

[girlfriendline]

that post that was like. watching your team feels like having your skin peeled off with a cheese grater. yeah.

#wild lb #just put us out of our misery tbh

[stormyoceans]

CHILLS AND CRYING AND THROWING UP BLOOD AND GOOSEBUMPS AND AWE AND EATING GLASS AND GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST AND MAKING A LOBOTOMY APPOINTMENT AND SHIVERS AND TEARS AND THRASHING AND ENGAGING IN FITS OF FEMALE HYSTERIA AND GETTING DRAGGED INTO A PADDED ROOM I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY WHAT DO YOU EVEN SAY TO ALL THIS WHAT CAN YOU EVEN /SAY/

#HE GAVE DAY SLIPPERS SO HE WOULDN'T HURT HIMSELF ANYMORE #HE TRIED HIS BEST TO PUT HIMSELF IN DAY'S SHOES AND TO UNDERSTAND #HE BOUGHT ANOTHER GOLDFISH SO THE ONE IN THE TANK FISH WOULDN'T FEEL LONELY ANYMORE #LITTLE DAY AND BIG MORK #DAY USING HIS 10 SECONDS OF CLEARER VISION TO PEEK AT MORK #THE MUSIC STOPPING AS MORK SAYS 'NO MORE LONELINESS LITTLE DAY' #NO MORE LONELINESS LITTLE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #WORDS CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS JUST HOW MUCH I NEED SOMEONE TO SHOOT ME AT POINT BLANK RANGE AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY #monica watches last twilight

[ectochoir]

My brain is just a constant loop of Christina Aguilera’s “Come On Over, Baby” and it’s been going on for like 3 hours, someone show me some mercy and just brain me with a heavy object already.

#I know (I know) you know (you know) I just want us to go #I’M DYING PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

[mattodore]

bunny moment

#river dipping #ts4 #theodore doe #echthroi #upped the opacity on the sclera overlay i use for him specifically so i could catch him doing this in game #he's soooo cute #i need to start posting more random screenshots of him bc i plan on going back and making a loooooooot of old posts private #especially the ones of like. theo before i fixed his damn hairline #i CAN'TTTTTTT believe i just let him go around looking like that............... sorry theo </3 #but i don't want his tag to be completely empty yk #really i wanna private most of my old posts… or just start my blog over from scratch minus all the core tagged posts and and stuff #hm. much to think about #ANYWAY................. i'm making this post just to say that i guess now that i've finished editing those pics for mattodore's little date #i no longer have an excuse not to go back to trying to retake these screenshots for those mattodore poses i made....... #WAIT. actually yes i do i have to catch up on kmik first #but when i'm done............. then it's back to the sims #which i've left open this whole time... thank you older brothers in stem for your contributions to your youngers siblings who want #your hand me down computer parts 🙏 my computer would be crying and begging me to put it out of its misery w/o you fr

[goldensunset]

‘my lord n is a kind and excellent person who understands the hearts of pokémon. but conversely, perhaps his ability to understand the hearts and feelings of people is not developed enough. but… even that was part of the perfection of ghetsis’ plan.’ SHUT UUUUP I SWEAR!!!!

#STOP STOP i already feel awful about everything!! i’m already sad!!! #they went all out with the writing in this game they made sure to have like every character even in postgame remind you about n #instead of brushing aside his existence like all the other villains or blorbos who disappeared under tense conditions #like it’s not just a ‘we wash our hands of him’ or ‘aw he’s gone! so sad! anyway’ situation #it’s a ‘let’s make sure you keep feeling sad he’s gone forever’ #man no wonder the protag canonly left home to go search for him #it’s canon that n and the protag actually started to really care about each other!!! please just kill me put me out of my misery #does this sage fellow even know what happened. does he know n left? #i guess he must be aware of the fact ghetsis was just using n like a prop #and yet still continues to speak of that prop as if he really is loyal to him like a subject and his king #man. all of team plasma was in on the shtick. it hurts #goldie plays pokémon black