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underqualified-human · 1 year

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Saiko Metori NSFW Alphabet

→ Request: hihi!! is this still active?? if so, do you think i can request a NSFW alphabet for saiko metori from saiki k? if you're still doing those ofc!! thank you!

→ A/N: Manga Saiko had no right to be that fine

→ Warnings: Heavy NSFW [obv]

→ Fandom: The Disastrous Life Of Saiki K

→ Pronouns: They/Them

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He gets really emotional after he gets intimate.

For a few moments after he just likes to lay in your arms and listen to your heartbeat

Tries his best, but needs some help in the specifics of what you’d like

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He really likes your hands and all of the things that they can do

His favourite part of himself is his hair

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Likes to cum inside, but always wears a condom

If you want him to pull out, he will try his best

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Not really a secret but he likes to have his hair pulled, both as a dom and as a sub

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Zero, not experience at all

Doesn't really know what he’s doing, but he tries to learn

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Face-off and Standing O

Likes to make eye contact during sex

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Very serious, makes no jokes at all, not giggly either

May get a little annoyed if you are/do any of the above

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Buys only the most expensive grooming products

Probably waxes, doesnt shed a single tear either

It matches btw

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very very intimate

Regularly pulls up with the rose petals and the candles

Hires a violinist to stand outside the door for mood music

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Does it pretty frequently, moreso if you’re uninterested in sex

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Hairpulling

Probably marking as well, both giving and recieving

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Usually does it in his bed, but has done it in the bathroom [read:bathtub]

Avoids public spaced due to the risk factor and the harm it could do to his reputation

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Breathing

No, but really it’s super easy to turn on

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Anything that he considers unsanitary

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers to give over receive

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually allows his partner to set the pace

Otherwise he’s slow and sensual

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s conflicted about it

On one hand, is his high sex drive

On the other hand, is his strong desire to be romantic

All in all quickies don’t happen that often

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s definitely down to experiment as long as everything stays in the bedroom

He usually only takes risks after a lot of pep talk to himself [and asking if his partner was okay with it]

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Weak!

1-3 maximum, if he goes for a fourth he actually passes out lol

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He owns a lot of them and most are for his partner

Probably gets really expensive ones too [buys with cash so his dad doesn’t know]

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Probably likes to get teased more than be the one teasing

But still probably dislikes being teased as much as he dislikes teasing his partner

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Loud, loud, loud

Moans and groans and all of them are loud

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Really wants to get into roleplaying, but is too embarrassed to try and bring it up

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Honestly speaking I think he probably has a very high sex drive

At the same time, he’s also very considerate of your boundaries and desires [or lack thereof]

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He falls asleep super fast but might try not to if there's more to be done

#aries writing #aries ns//fw #the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki x reader #megami saikou x reader #saiko x reader #megami saikou #saiki k x reader #tdlosk #tdlosk x reader

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fluffydice · 19 days

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What first drew you to Kusou and Aren as a ship?

I really like the way you write their parallels in your writing.

Also curious. Who else do you ship Saiki with?

Just bothering you because it's fun!

I’ll be so honest, I like Aren and Kusuo a lot because it reminds me a lot of my own relationship. Like a lot. To the point where some of the incorrect quotes or lines I’ve written in fanfic are based off of (or even direct copies of) things we’ve said to each other.

They also work really well together and have a lot of trauma to explore. Writing was originally my way of understanding my own, and helping me understand how people work in the first place. I’m not naturally empathetic, so using them let’s me make connections between the way a person acts and the why behind it—particularly because their reasonings are so plain to see.

I’m not averse to most Saiki ships. I ship quite a few, actually. I just never write about them because I’d either get more out of a friendship dynamic between them or I think Kusuo isn’t really ready to be in a relationship with people who are naturally put together. This might sound weird, but I think Kusuo needs at least slight tension in his relationships, things to argue over, because if he doesn’t, he feels infantilized. Or worse: insane. Not being the only one who’s dealing with crap can make you feel more normal, something Kusuo definitely craves. It also lets him indulge in those mother-henning tendencies of his, so bonus!

,,,He’s also a snarky bastard who needs someone who can handle being his verbal scratching post from time to time—someone he can play bite and know they won’t break. It’s a huge bonus that Aren can give as good as he gets. Aren is one of the few that will drag Kusuo by the ear and make him listen, and someone who Kusuo respects enough to let it slide. Those are two small categories already—it’s hard to find other characters, besides maybe Aiura, that fit both.

My favorite Saiki ships are with Teruhashi, Aiura, Akechi, or Nendo—though I’m very fond of Saiki being Kaido’s first crush, and think they could be work well together if they mature a bit in the romance department. They’re both really inexperienced when it comes to romance, but it’s hard to be in a relationship where both of you are doing the mental equivalent of frantically offering the other person to go before you in a queue.

(And as a guilty pleasure ship, Saiki, Kuboyasu, and Aiura hold a special place in my heart. I’ve thought a lot about writing something for them lmfaooo)

#thanks for the ask <333 #saiki k #fluffy cooks a headcanon

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danganronpa96 · 8 months

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Oh, this is very interesting. I assume you mean like from the DR3 anime, so (rubs hands together)

DR69:

Luigi - going into a room with the lights on (as no. 2, isn’t it your duty to be in the dark? Also this could stir up some interesting situations in the dark)

Mario - running or jumping (can’t yahoo his way out of this one)

Peter - talking (yep not a peep outta funny family moments guy, no cutaway gags no nothing, what will tiktoks use for footage now)

Brian - reading or writing (no books, no laptops, no pens. He won’t be needing them)

Miku - speaking in English (as an idol, it’s her goal to spread her voice to everyone around the world, so what if it was limited? She can still speak Japanese, and Chinese, but only a select few will understand her. Sure, it’s fine for those who can translate, but what if she was in a dire situation with someone who couldn’t…?)

Teto - Hatsune Miku dying (since she loves her so much, she’ll do anything to protect her, even if that goes for protecting her own life too)

Nagito - telling the truth (kinda like his despair disease, seems he can only lie or keep quiet… How can someone who hardly has any trust here gain any now?)

Sans - telling a joke/pun (at first this was gonna be a joke answer, but… it would be tough for him to remain serious in situations where he’d rather not be)

Parappa - crying (he really has to keep believing now, or else he’ll be clawing not to let all those emotions spill out)

Fluttershy - touching another animal participant that isn’t herself (therefore she cannot tend to any of them if the time comes)

Ashley - being more than a room apart from another person (ultimately forcing her to stick around people rather than isolate herself)

Ayano - not killing anyone in 20 days (this would really challenge her “yandere” persona, and reluctance to kill here)

2D - listening to music (this goes for music out of speakers, hearing someone sing, and even humming a tune. Man loves music so what if no song machine /album ref)

Mr. Krabs - giving or accepting a bargain (not just with money, but favours, requests, and payback all count too)

Dedede - fighting with another participant (whether physically or verbally)

The Conductor - witnessing any act of violence (since he is usually is very disregarding of other’s safety, especially during filming his own movies, perhaps now he has a chance to redeem himself with preventing danger)

DR96:

Hayasaka - giving the poison antidote he was provided to someone else (he can save someone else who triggered their action, at the cost of his own life…. (I smile deviously))

Kurumada - flirting with Hayasaka /JJJ ok but actually using his physical strength to protect someone (this goes for violent acts such as punching, or manual labour such as catching heavy objects from falling)

Mai - making eye contact with anyone (she’s such an outgoing, bubbly gal… so what if she could never meet someone eye to eye ever again? Never being able to look at the ones she loves properly… oh my)

Walter - telling a lie (cue a Walter White version of the Pinnochio scene from Shrek 3)

Jesse - swearing (Jesse don’t say “bitch” challenge impossible 5 dead 20 injured)

Saiki - using his telepathy to communicate (either open your mouth or say nothing, Saiki, your choice)

Kaidou - daydreaming (this includes roleplaying as the Jet Black wings and wearing his bandages and blazer over his shoulders, no more fantasies grow up boy /jjj)

Retsuko - raising her voice (this goes for her heavy metal screaming as well, she can’t stand up for herself anymore seeing as she mostly did it on her own in private)

Natsuki - being called “cute” (I think this would be simple but effective, cue her attempting to never share her forbidden action, and doing all she can to never be called such a thing, even going so far to be as rude as possible even if she doesn’t want to be)

Yuri - everyone does not die in 30 days (if she really wants everyone to die, she’ll do all that she can to make sure it happens before it’s too late for her. Whether she utilises their forbidden actions to do the trick or not is up for thought…)

Hiroshi - touching white objects (such as plates, paper, his own scarf… how practical can one practical boy be now?)

Brian - witnessing spiritual or supernatural activity (this could be talk of religion, going to the Shrine, reading books about such things, and anything to do with Mr. Devil…)

Bojack - participating in the consumption of alcohol (rip this guy IMMEDIATELY)

Latte - verbally conversing with a student (she can be around them, and use body language, but speaking is a no-no, so much for being a professor huh-)

L - performing any of his usual quirks (includes sitting with his knees up, eating sweets, holding things with his index finger and thumb etc., L be normal challenge)

Ena - changing emotional states (meaning they can’t go into their sad, drunk, depressed etc. states. Oh boy get ready for a challenge folks)

#sorry if any of these kinda lame #I had to make 32 semi unique actions mind you #and some of them just took direct inspiration from the DR3 ones #still some of these are really making me think #such as Ayano Hayasaka and Yuri

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silvyslayer42 · 10 months

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Heyyy!! I read your saiki k headcanons, and I thoroughly enjoyed each and every one of them. I noticed you mentioned something about kusuo's lack of self-acceptance?? And how you think he's good angst material?? And honestly, I'm a sucker for protagonist angst so maybe could you drop some hcs about that? Or just expand on that idea?? Thanks xx

late answer because tumblr didn’t notify me about this ask 😭 love you btw anon, i would love to talk at as many people as possible about saiki angst despite not being very coherent right now and i will be doing it!!!!

ok so we see a lot in the series that saiki doesn’t believe anyone could really love him.

examples of this: saying that his love meter ability that has never not worked before must be “broken” when it shows that his parents also have that crazy high number for him (+ considering their love for him second place to their love for each other since he was BORN??), always denying the idea that he could have meaningful relationships (specifically friendships but literally any) on the basis that he is “too different” from other people despite having his reasoning proven wrong literally all of the time, insisting that teruhashi’s feelings for him don’t come from her actually liking him (along with yumehara and aiura’s but we don’t see it as much), not believing that kuusuke didn’t hate him, etc.

to me, it’s pretty obvious that he’s fallen into the same trap a lot of people do at some point. he can’t wrap his head around people liking/loving him, because he does not like/love himself. the same goes for hiding his powers in a way; of course there’s the overarching reason that he doesn’t want to bring all the trouble of being known to have all of these psychic powers onto himself, but i think there’s a bit more underlying that than how it appears. he does not truly accept that part of him, so he can’t imagine anyone else would either.

like i said before, it’s this non-acceptance that leads to his obsession with appearing average/normal, and why if he fulfilled the wish of being completely average i don’t think it would make him actually happy. it’s like when you don’t want to admit you’re trans so you go even harder with appearing cis kinda?? yea. but because what he really wants is a world that will accept him, he changed the standards of a normal appearance/thinking speed/regeneration speed rather than changing himself to meet those standards

i think that both the lack of self acceptance and of self love come mostly from things that happened during his formative years. my favorite ones to explore are 1. him accidentally hurting akechi with his rage when they were kids and 2. kuusuke calling him a monster because why would you fucking say that kuusuke go sit in a corner and think about what you did. but those aren’t the only ones, there’s a lot going on there tbh

i hope this was satisfactory if you’re seeing this anon! i am about to pass out on my phone but i choose this over sleeping 🫶

#saiki k #saiki kusuo #talking at 42 words per second #i see people talking about how silly it is that he changed everything else instead of himself and im like.#wait ! there is actually a reason !#reblog if you have something to add i want to hear it #anon i pray that you see this i do it all for the anons that give me a reason to ramble xx

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estcsy · 1 year

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mars you are so cool, I love you, thank you for all your inspiring stories from your shifting experience! Tbh, you're my main source of hope to keep going in my shifting journey 🫶

I was wondering, what's your response to non-shifters that believe shifters are delusional, experiencing an extreme case of escapism, etc? I know I shouldn't be falling into doubt because of these close-minded beliefs, but I would really appreciate some kind motivational speech to remind me of how real all this is hehe 🫠.

thank you so much for being here :( it means a lot to me really 🤍

and I understand having doubt in it 1000% it’s a crazy ass concept that some people just can’t get their mind around and again I understand why

but also I think that people think of shifting as like this tiktok trend and “omg saiki kicked me out if my dr 🤪” doesn’t help it’s reputation at all

but it really does go so much deeper then that, shifting is spiritual like when shifting you don’t feel your third eye opening for nothing and I do think it should be respected as a spiritual practice because that’s literally what it is. also it’s a part of hinduism and yk disrespecting any religion/ practice makes you an ass hat

but I don’t necessarily care for people that think it’s not real, because at the end of the day it goes both ways for both parties because one will say “show me proof it’s real” and the other will say “show me proof it’s not” you can’t do either one of those things

it’s one of those things that you have to do it yourself to understand it, the people that think it’s not real or think that shifters are delusional simply just don’t understand and that’s okay you don’t have to understand it but diagnosing people with mental disorders on the internet is crazy 💀 shifting and astral projection are different but the way people treat the two is also very different because one is seen as just a spiritual practice and the other is seen as something that mentally ill people do

“it’s just daydreaming/ dreaming” you don’t have to learn how to dream, shifting is something people try do to for months or maybe even years in some cases and sometimes it doesn’t get anywhere because of self doubt or fear, that’s not what daydreaming or dreaming is people don’t freak out and say “ITS REAL” when they finally do shift just for the giggles

also I don’t think escapism can come to you by relaxing your body and doing meditations (which is sued in literally every method of shifting)

at the end of the day shifting is a spiritual practice that’s been around for years and not some tiktok trend that people will mental illness do, some people just don’t understand that and that’s okay. don’t let people take your beliefs away from you 🫂

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moonchild-things · 1 year

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Chapter Ten: A New School Term Starts! The Melancholy of Nendou

Summary: Being a psychic is not an ideal life, at least for Saiki Kusuo. Didn’t you read/watch The Disastrous Life of Saiki K to know that? Still, this isn’t about him, not really. Instead, let’s focus on his one and only friend, Akari Watanabe, who is also quite abnormal. You might not believe that Saiki would actually have a friend, but that’s what fanfictions are about, right?

Word Count: 3594

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AKARI WASN'T THAT HAPPY SINCE NOW THAT their school break came to an end, and now she had to go back to that annoying place. She didn't miss the gossip, bullies, or idiots that she had to see every day. Sure there were some good parts of school, but those were outweighed by everything else that gave her a headache. Her best friend also wasn't that happy with it either. He stood next to her glaring at their academy with his eyes filled with irritation.

'A new semester starts today.' Kusuo mentally sighed, 'I have to see them again.'

Akari bumped his shoulder with her own in a way to lift up his spirits. Though both of them were going to need some cheering up. Considering they both disliked school, they both weren't looking forward to actually going. However, they have no choice and Akari is going to try and make the best of their situation. 'Come on, it's not that bad, Ku-kun.'

Kusuo just looked down at her through his green-tinted glasses boredly. However, even if he looked unaffected by her words, deep down, I think we all know that isn't true. No matter how much he would want to hide it, but he appreciated Akari's attempts. She is the upside to his day. Well, she's the upside to everything for him, for the most part. Kusuo doesn't do emotions, as we all know. So even he doesn't necessarily know what he categorizes Akari as or why he reacts certain ways around her. I mean, we can all make a pretty educated guess about what it is. Though it wouldn't be a good fanfiction if we didn't have some good slow-burn romance, am I right?

Kusuo rolled his eyes, 'let's go.'

The duo headed into the building and readied themselves for the day. After exchanging their shoes, Akari and Kusuo finally made it into their classroom. Their teacher had yet to come in so everyone was excitedly talking with each other about their breaks. The girls gossiped with each other, the boys boasted about the cool things they did, and Akari and Kusuo sat quietly at Kusuo's desk. Akari gracefully sat on top of his desk while twirling her long black hair with her fingers. As they waited for class to start, they listened in on the not-so-quiet conversations between their classmates.

A few students walked up to the class representative, who looked noticeable different from how he looked before the break, "Hairo, you're so tanned."

"I was a volunteer lifeguard at the beach," He explained with a toothy smile.

"Amazing!" A forgettable student exclaimed at the unrest that their class representative had. They all knew that Hairo wouldn't take any sort of break during their break. He is always up and about, a busy-body. Honestly, it's a bit admirable yet terrifying how firey he actually is.

At the other end of the classroom, there were a plethora of boys surrounding the perfect pretty girl like starved animals. It appears that after even a short time away from their Goddess, they were in desperate need to be even within a few feet of Teruhashi. Simps.

They were firing questions at her from left and right, "Did you meet someone special?"

"Really Teruhashi?" An unimportant boy asked urgently.

A different, nameless student jumped, "Who?"

The blue-haired beauty looked away bashfully with pink cheeks, "We met during the break." In her mind, she was thinking of the pink-haired psychic himself. Which annoyed Kusuo to no end, to have to listen to her go on about how she knew that there was no way he could have just seen her as an illusion or vice versa. Akari noticed his plight and placed a hand on his head to pat down his hair in a comforting gesture. Akari knew that he isn't usually one for physical touch, and she respects his wishes to not be touched. However, from time to time, she provided minimal contact with him for a few reasons. Comforting him is one of those reasons. Teruhashi raised a finger confidently, "I believe the date was August 6th."

"I saw you that day," one of the boys said with his squeaky voice, "That's right, you were with....” Everyone was on the edge of their seat ready to hear what he had to say. Except for Teruhashi who thought her little crush on Saiki was going to be exposed. “Nendo."

"Not that one!" Teruhashi raged with her hair mimicking snakes around her head. The boys all backed away in fear as their perfect pretty girl showed her true colors for just a moment. However, she quickly calmed herself down, "Well... not that one. You know? At the world Championship..."

'Goodness,' Kusuo thought.

Akari shook her head, 'I don't understand how they can worship her so much.'

Sure, Akari couldn't deny that Teruhashi was beautiful. She would be a fool not to admit that. Not only that, but she also had this god-given aura around that attracted people to her no matter what. So Akari couldn’t lie about that, it was just her personality that she couldn’t understand.

To be completely honest, Akari and Teruhashi were complete opposites. Wow, what a surprise it’s like they were made that way for a specific purpose. That’s sarcasm by the way, you can’t really tell through text, but it’s there. Anyway, back on topic. Terhuhashi craved attention as if it is what gives her life. Meanwhile, Akari detested just about any and every form of attention that could be pointed at her. While Teruhashi is bright, Akari is dark. The perfect pretty girl is full of herself and masks her true intentions, but Akari was honest and blunt for the most part. The shadow-manipulator isn't necessarily an open book(except maybe to Kusuo) but she certainly isn't as fake as Teruhashi can be. Some could argue that they were two different sides of a coin. Well, two different sides of two different coins. The only thing even remotely similar with them was that they both attended PK. Well, that and they always wanted to be around Kusuo. Though Akari never wants to admit to that last one out loud or even in her mind, lest Kusuo finds out and then bully her about it.

Their blue-haired friend then slid over to the pair as they watched the smips in front of them. "Hey, Saiki..." Akari then cleared her throat, making sure that he knew she is also there. Kaido jumped and blushed at her "sudden" appearance, "a-and Watanabe. Don't you think Nendo is being weird today?"

Kusuo eyed the other boy's appearance, "You are, too." Kaido, for some reason, was wearing an eye patch, a choker, and parts of his hair was in a braid. No doubt a part of his little fantasy. It was a bit of a strange look, even for an anime. Akari certainly thought that Kaido looks far more deranged than usual, and questioned why he even decided to style himself like this. How had his mother even let him walk out of the house like that?

Despite that, the trio looked over at their idiot friend to see him looking dramatically upset. What could possibly upset Nenod this much? As much as people would think that this buffoon was nothing but stupid, Akari felt like there is more to Nendo than that. Well, she didn't think that he is a totally complex character with many, many intricate parts to him, however, she knew that he was a tad bit more than an idiot. That includes having something to upset him like this. She didn't know what it is, but it was probably something a bit bigger than simply being upset by a stupid thing.

"Normally he would be all, 'Let's go get ramen! Yes!'" Kaido said while trying to intimidate Nendo's voice.

Kusuo hummed slightly in consideration, "That's true. He is acting strange."

"Stranger than usual," Akari commented with her wispy voice.

"Oh, this?" Kaido started, thinking that they were referring to his new look. Which they certainly were not. He really just wanted someone to ask him about his strange look. "Don't worry about this. Something had happened."

"I didn't worry about that at all. You don't have to tell us." Kusuo rolled his eyes, more focused on Nendo. They watched as Nendo hit some dramatically depressed poses before sighing heavily. "I'm getting annoyed."

After that, Nendo stood up and lumbered out of the room with his head hung low. Now that was quite concerning for Akari. She has never seen Nendo act like this before, and it was freaking her out just a little bit. He's always so happy-go-lucky, to an annoying degree, though this was even far more irritating. At least with him being happy, Akari could easily understand why he was acting like that. However, this was so out of left field, that Akari has no idea what is bothering him.

"This is fishy," Kaido commented as they watched him go.

Kusuo nodded his head, "It does make me worry."

Akari looked down at her friend with wide eyes, "I've never heard you say that before." Though Kusuo just ignores her and her surprised expression. He certainly wasn't willing to acknowledge that he had even said something like that. Though, aren't we all a bit surprised that he even said he's worried?

"Are you talking about this?" Kaido jumped in motioning to his get-up, once again. "It's..."

Kusuo then snapped, "Stop. I couldn't care less about that."

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Once school let out for the day, Akari, Kusuo, and Kaido started to follow after their idiot friend. It was quite easy for Akari to hide in the shadows as they trailed after Nendo. Kusuo is also pretty good at it as well, since he could teleport around corners and hide away from Nendo. Kaido was the only one in the trio who actually had to put a bit more effort into his stalking. That included putting on a baggy brown coat, some dark sunglasses, and a hat to try and hide his identity. He jumped around from one corner to another to poke his head around as they followed Nendo down the street. Kusuo and Akari trailed after Kaido, Kusuo appearing from thin air while Akari gilded around through the shadows. The blue-haired boy hadn't even noticed that the supernatural teens were using their powers like this. He is far more invested in his stalking of Nendo than to pay attention to them.

"That's not the way to his house." Kaido commented as they all peered around a corner. "Something is definitely going on."

"Why are you so excited?" Kusuo asked with a slight tone of distaste in his voice, "Why are you so used to following people?"

It was true. Seems like Kaido has done this before, and that is quite concerning. Akari was slightly put off by the fact that their blue-haired friend was far too accustomed to stalking. Makes you wonder who else Kaido could have stalked in the past… Knowing him, it probably has to do with dark reunion stuff.

"What?” Kaido whispered as they peered around the building to find Nendo staring at something. “What's he looking at?"

The big brute appeared to be looking at a small girl walking on the sidewalk with her father. Though due to Nendo’s misleading face, the trio misinterpreted what it meant. The three bristled, "Creepy!"

Kaido jumped, "Does he like little girls?"

"I don't know, but we should report him," Kusuo said.

Akari cringed at the thought and tried to be optimistic about this.“Nendo doesn’t seem the type…?” Though her attempt wasn’t that good since she sounded more like she was questioning herself about if it were true. She knows that Nendo is really a good guy, but considering not even Kusuo could read his thoughts, she couldn't be 100% certain.

They then watched him heading into a shop, "He's going into the store. A flower shop?” Nendo then came out of the shop with a bundle of sunflowers. “Did he get a girlfriend?"

Kusuo instantly answered alongside Akari, "No."

"No way," they all simultaneously agreed. There was no way that he was actually gonna get a girlfriend. Not unless there was some sort of miracle.

They continued to follow their friend down the, and once again witness him smiling creepily at a young girl and her father. They still had yet to see what he was actually smiling about.

The three shouted, "Not again!"

"Is he serious?" Kaido asked out in disgust as they all started to sweat.

Kusuo just suggested, "Let's report him first, and ponder later."

"No, it's too soon to tell.” Kaido started, “Lots of people like sunflowers. It's normal to feel like smiling when you see a child." Wow, look at Kaido being the rational one of the group.

Kusuo placed a hand on his chin in consideration, "That's true. We shouldn't be hasty."

"Another store?" Kaido commented as the trio watched the brute walk into yet another small store. This time it seemed to be a bakery, "Cake! Cake is sweet and women and children love sweets. Women plus children equals little girls!" Forget what I said about being the rational one.

Akari sweatdropped at his enthusiasm with the situation, "That's a bit of a stretch."

"Now who's being hasty?" Kusuo commented.

"He doesn't eat things like that. He's clearly going to give the cake and the flower to someone.” Kaido said quickly, “But he doesn't have a girlfriend to give them to. That means they're bait.” He cried out as he imagined how Nendo would use his “bait” to lure a little girl. Which is seriously disturbing. “He'll use sunflowers and cake to lure in a little girl!"

Kusuo shook his head, "His plan will never work on a sane girl."

Just as Kaido was having his little breakdown and the other two watched him, Nendo came out of the bakery with a box. "Gosh, they are out of shortcakes. Oh, well." His expression then grew unsettling as he chuckled lowly, "It's not for eating anyway."

Akari, Kusuo, and Kaido all blanched, "Which means it's bait."

"Nendo!” Trying to be a hero, Kaido ran over to the large teen with his fist raised. He was going to stop Nendo from enacting his nefarious plans of snatching up little girls if it was the last thing he does! As the Jet-Black Wing, he has a duty to protect those who need protection. If only he was actually strong though. “I misjudged you, Nendo!" He then tried to punch Nendo a bunch, though they sounded like small bubbles popping each time his fist hit Nendo. It also looked as though they were as weak as a feather. "How dare you hurt weak little girls!"

Akari and Kusuo watched him from the sidelines with raised eyebrows. The shadow-manipulator blinked, "I'm pretty sure those girls are not as weak as him."

"Listen to his fists making that sound." Kusuo commented.

"Hang on,” Nendo said, unaffected by Kaido’s assault, “I think you guys have the wrong idea."

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Apparently, the trio had jumped to conclusions. Not a surprise. Considering that we all knew they did. Anyway, Nendo had led them to the cemetery while explaining what he had been doing since they left school. Kaido tilted his head, "So, you're visiting..."

"My dad's grave,” Nendo nodded his head as they now stood in front of a grave, “Today is the day he died."

The blue-haired teen now seemed to understand, "So, the flowers and cake..."

"Obviously, they're offerings." Nendo chuckled, "You bring flowers and sweets to a grave. That's common sense."

"Hearing common sense from Nendo…” Kusuos commented to Akari as the two stood behind the others. He then thought back to what they had seen earlier. “I see now. He wasn't leering at those little girls. He was thinking of his father. But he sure looked suspicious."

Kaido asked softly, "When did your father pass away?"

"Before I was born.” Nendo explained, “He died trying to save a little girl who ran into the street. Maybe my old man had a lolita complex."

Kusuo blinked, "It hurts my soul."

Kaido then placed a hand on his chin, "But if it was before you were born, he must have been pretty young."

"Yes, he was 18 or 19 years old.” Nendo said before pulling out his wallet, “I have his picture. Do you want to see it?"

Kaido's eyebrows furrowed as Nendo showed them the photo, "This is a picture of you."

"We look alike." Nendo explained with a chuckle, "My mom says I look more like him every year."

"It's on a different level," Kaido exclaimed at the uncanny resemblance between the father and son.

Akari took a glance at the photo as well and furrowed her eyebrows, "It is a tad bit unnerving."

"I've seen the picture of Nendo's father before.” Kusuo commented to Akari as he could see the slightly freaked out expression creeping onto her pale face. “The resemblance is striking. The only difference is whether the scar is over the right eye or the left.” he glanced up at the grave to see just the person had described sitting on top of the grave. The dead man was casually eating some of the cake that Nendo had brought to his grave. “Yes, just like that.” He paused though not realizing that he was looking at a ghost. Nendo’s father then poofed out of thin air and disappeared. “I'm imagining things."

Unbeknownst to the other three, Kusuo had been able to see the ghost of Nendo’s father. It was quite the shock to Kusuo. "Hey, let's go get ramen!" Nendo called, breaking Kusuo out of his stupor.

Kusuo just walked back over to them as they started to head to their usual remen hangout. Kaido and Nendo may have not been able to notice, but Akari saw that there was something bothering her best friend. "Are you ok, Ku-kun?"

Her soft, chilling voice calmed Kusuo down a bit as he shook his head in an attempt to brush off what he had just seen. "I'm fine."

Akari stared at him for a long moment before shrugging her shoulders, "If you say so." If he didn’t want to tell her what was bothering him, then she wouldn’t pry. She certainly can’t read his mind like he could read hers, but she knew what he was feeling for the most part. They've been friends for so long that Akari could read Kusuo like a book. Even if he’s usually so expressionless and emotionless. She’s the great Kusuo Whisperer!

After being forced to hang out with Nendo and Kaido, Akari and Kusuo were able to walk back home. It was perfect out, at least for Akari. It was night time already and she was content with how dark it is. The only real thing that she wasn’t looking forward to was having to do her homework. Maybe if she bribed Kusuo with some coffee jelly he could help her out with it.

"I may not be very realistic myself, and Akari may also be a piece of fiction, but I don't believe in spirits or ghosts.” Kusuo explained still hung up on the whole ghost thing from the cemetery, “Let's just forget about what happened today.”

Akari tilted her head as they got closer and closer to their homes. “What’s so wrong with believing in an afterlife?” She asked, “I think it can be comforting to imagine that there’s something after death.”

Wow, bit of a heavy topic, let’s move on.

The pair finally made it in front of their houses. Though the Saiki mailbox caught their attention. There was a letter in it, now that isn’t unusual. What is strange is that it had Kusuo’s name on it. Kusuo grabbed the letter, “For me? That's unusual."

Kusuo Saiki,

I know you have psychic powers.

Akari’s eyes widened at the simple letter. How had someone figured out about Kusuo’s abilities? Everyone is usually too stupid to notice them! "That's concerning. Who could this be from?"

Kusuo just put the letter into his pocket, "Don't worry about that."

"Of course I'm going to worry, Ku.” Akari blinked, a small bit of concern in her golden eyes. “Someone knows about your powers, what could that possibly mean?"

"Kari, it'll be fine.” Kusuo never addressed Akari by her little nickname. The only reason he ever did was when he could see her getting upset or worked up about something. This moment seemed to be a time to use it. The affectionate name seemed to calm her down at least a little bit. “Just head home and don't worry about it. I promise you, everything will be fine." Since it was so late, they agreed that they would just head to their separate houses for the night, even if they usually hang out together for a bit after school. However, Kusuo was even more certain that he wants Akari to stay out of this. If this is a letter from someone with malicious intent, he didn’t want her involved. How sweet.

Akari stared at him for a moment, contemplating if she should leave. Though then she remembered that Kusuo has the powers of a god, so if someone was to try and hurt them, they wouldn’t get very far. "If you say so…” with a tad bit hesitation, Akari backed away to head into her own house across the street. “Night, Kusuo."

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aiura-stan · 2 years

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ok, so as per my last post, here is my Saiki k soulmates theory/mechanic, which I think Aiura would explain to Saiki.

(Aiura explains how she is Saiki’s soulmate.)

In popular culture, soulmates are two individuals who are destined to be romantic partners, either by God or the universe.

The concept of soulmates is based off of the mechanic of fating, which is something that Aiura can see and measure as a clairvoyant psychic.

Popular culture describes platonic and romantic soulmates, but there’s no real difference in the way the mechanic works. Classmates, coworkers and colleagues of all sorts may be fated together. People who do not like or hate each other can be fated together. Best friends and romantic partners may be fated, of they may not be.

This is because the purpose of fating is to bring together two people who fit a particular role in one another’s life. This role does not exist to serve that person, but to balance out the social sphere on a macro level.

In relationships, it serves as a neutral factor- that is to say, fating itself neither encourages nor discourages romantic connections- indeed, fated partners run the gamut of human relationship types. There are no disadvantages to befriending or entering a romantic relationship with someone who you are not fated with.

The only advantage of relationships with fated pairings is a possible empathetic link, or a telepathic link (exclusive to psychics.) These are much less useful than they might sound.

Family usually are not fated, as they are already ‘thrown together’ so to speak, by definition. Therefore it is rare except in cases of long lost relatives. Most people who are fated together end up as friends or colleagues on civil terms.

There are four main categories of fating. One can be said to be:

Fated in tandem

two people with many similarities who work well together. Most of these end up as friends. Also, the highest percentage of romantic relationships fall under this category of fating.

(what people traditionally associate with “soulmates” and romance)

Fated in balance

two people with some similarities and some differences who balance one another effectively. Many of these become good friends and strengthen over time. Romance isn’t uncommon in this category.

(‘peas and carrots’)

Fated in opposition

two people who serve as compliments to each other and challenge the other. Most can eventually come to reach some form of mutual understanding. Many can become friends with one another (think narrative foils, rivals, kismesis, etc.)

Fated in destruction

People with many differences who push one another past the realm of comfort and safety. They distain one another, or may respect but still dislike each other. Often, these relationships end poorly, but not all of them do. Some even become friends. It’s pretty rare for them to become romantically involved.

(rivals, enemies)

The categories are based on the compatibility in personality, going from highest to lowest. Why would two people with low personality compatibility be thrown together by fate? Because fating is fundamentally about fulfilling a role, regardless of how the people involved relate to each other. The mechanics do not serve those involved, only the universe’s own purposes of balancing things.

People who are fated together will end up coincidentally meeting much more often than is normal. Fating doesn’t guarantee that two people will make a connection; it merely increases the chances of it happening.

When someone meets another they are fated with, they may feel a certain pull towards them, like an unexplained magnetism (these are called abstract interest.) If it isn’t explained by desire for friendship, attraction or casual interest that tie back to a concrete quality, and it continues until the people involved regularly meet, then it is fating at work. (These are called concrete interest.)

However, people may be concretely interested in their fated match as well, so this test won’t work in many cases.

Empathy Link

Over time as a relationship develops, both partners may develop some level of empathetic link with their fated partner. This enables them to experience the emotions of, thus better understand, their partner. Many people will develop at least a weak link to their fated partner. Some will develop further, having a grasp on their partner’s every fluctuation of mood. The benefit of this will depend a lot on one’s skill with identifying emotions.

Telepathic Link

A two way telepathic linking can form between fated partners, if both partners are form of psychic. With effort, both sides can tune into the connection. Actual telepathic communication is difficult, as focusing on another’s thoughts naturally cancels the ability to focus on or allow entry to one’s own thoughts. It’s possible to set up a laborious turn based communication system when one is able to communicate face to face with body language or spoken language (making it more of a supplemental than replacement communication method.)

Some psychic fated partners’ empathy and telepathic links can connect them on a fundamental level, such that they can be said to share one mind. However, if one partner is killed, the other will continue to exist as they did before they formed the partnership, as they are not actually physically integrated.

New fated matches for someone can appear over time. They can also be dissolved, though this is difficult to achieve, and requires a genuine and concerted effort by one or both parties, with the goal of preventing future coincidental meetings. Some psychics have the natural ability to dissolve fated matches for others, though there are wider and unpredictable repercussions to this act.

Once people learn what fating actually is, they tend to discredit its influence. However, this is unwise, as knowing who one is fated with can help foresee future obstacles and better prepare for the future.

#textpost #queue #meta #maybe someday i'll do a fic based off of this

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bajablastwrites · 3 years

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Tits or ass? Pick one!

Saiki k x fem! Reader

Authors Note: This has been on my mind for a while, since I debated on if Saiki would even like tits or ass, since his powers involuntary have him see people’s insides and only their surface level beauty for about 3 seconds or so. Also this was written at like 4am so sorry for any mistakes or misspelling.

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Ok so because of his x-ray vision Kusuo can’t really get a good grasp on why tits, ass or thighs are appealing since all he sees is muscle and fat.

So that’s where you— his wonderful s/o comes in. He can still see you as muscle and fat like everyone else, but it hit different when you place his head on your chest or lap and let him rest or go to sleep there. Since you’re his first partner you kinda have to teach him things like cuddling. Then it kinda clicks for him?? But not in a sexual way, he still sees boobs and butts as deposits of fat and thighs as muscle with some fat. It’s just a little different now, because booba and thighs make good pillows.

You’re now Kusuo’s favorite pillow. So if you guys are watching TV and depending on how you’re sitting it laying down, he’ll either lay down on top of you with his head on your chest or lay his head on your lap. He’ll do that and say something like “Remember y/n, you made me this way.” Not like you’re complaining, since he hardly shows affection.

If you’re insecure about your boob size then I got some news. Kusuo doesn’t care about that! Again he sees them as deposits of fat and doesn’t care if you’re an A cup or not. Have you seen how large a human head is? He’ll be fine. But if you’re really worried about it then he’ll just use your thighs as a pillow.

It isn’t until Kusuke temporarily disables Kusuo’s powers is when he get to look at you for as long as he wants without having to rapidly blink. You’re the first person he went to when his powers were temporarily gone. First thing he did? Booba pillow / thigh pillow and shower you with lots and lots of kisses. He was so happy to be rid of his powers. You not so much but he’s your boyfriend, the least you can do is support him and give him lots of love.

He can now admire you in all your glory without his x-ray vision getting in the way! He’s a little more whipped for you now ngl- but he won’t tell you that.

He’ll also start to become more aware with your body, especially your lower half like your legs. Not in a creepy way, it’s more of him kinda realizing how differently girls and guys are built in terms of body shapes, since all he’s seen are just bodies of flesh and fat. So now he gets to see the full picture and slowly starts to understand the appeal on boobs and butts a little bit more.

He’ll never say this out loud and it’s not his proudest moment, but when you dropped something and went to pick it up. He kinda took a glance at your behind….just a peek…it’s… you’ve got a very nice….tush…. He’ll just leave it at that. Does he feel like a creep? Yeah.

So if you were wondering why he took you on a date after school, to a nearby cafe without letting you know before. That’s why. He feels bad and doesn’t want his girlfriend thinking he’s a creep.

If you by some miracle find out, you have to reassure him that it’s normal for people to find those things appealing or nice to look at. So you don’t really fault him for his wandering eyes. You’re human too, it’s not like you haven’t done the same thing as well.

It ended with you guys cuddling and a conversation going something like this “Hey Kuu?” You called out and looked up at him, trying not to move too much from the comfortable cuddling position. “Hm?” Kusuo slightly turned his head downwards to make eye contact with you. You smiled at him “Did you at least enjoy the view?” You said at you slowly broke into a smile halfway into your sentence. Kusuo took a moment to process your sentence, as he was momentarily confused until he realized what you meant. “…! Don’t be disgusting, y/n.” He huffed and turned his head to look at the ceiling to avoid making eye contact. That didn’t stop you from laughing at him “I’m just wondering is all nothing to be ashamed of!” smiling as you poked his cheek. He lightly swatted your hand away “stop that.” He said trying to sound annoyed, though in reality he can’t actually stay in a bad mood when you’re around. You went back to poke his cheek “Aw I’ll take that as a yes!” You said feeling like you won the lottery, Kusuo may give off the impression that he’s emotionally distant but you can read him like a book. You’re his girlfriend after all! He tuned his head away to try and hide the blush on his face “Stop talking right now.” He said as he gently swatted your hand away again. “Aww so you like my butt, Kuu?~” you cooed at him. “Shut up, you’re such a pain.” He mumbled out, still avoiding eye contact. “I love you too, hun!” You said while squishing both his cheeks.

Teasing Kusuo isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle😎😎

No but seriously you gotta mess with him a lil bit. But other than that you still love him even when his powers started to slowly come back. They’re a part of him after all and you like them just like he likes your rump ;)

In conclusion, Kusuo likes your butt and thighs. Very nice to look at and thighs make a good pillow. Obviously he still loves you for who you are, his powers being disabled just helped him realize you have some nice….assets on you is all!

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yeonanak · 2 years

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(Draft and summary of a dumb fic that I’m no longer writing)

Saiki makes the awful mistake of allowing his friends to throw him and Teruhashi a joint 18th birthday party, since their birth dates are only 10 days apart. It’s loud and crowded, two things Saiki dislikes, but he tries not to mind too much. All of the attention will be on Teruhashi, anyway.

That’s what he thinks. But then the doors open to an extravagant ballroom filled with blue and pink lights, flowers, and jewels. Everyone is wearing gowns, dresses, and suits.

With Saiko’s money, they had gone all out. It looked like an over-the-top gender reveal party.

Saiki and Teruhashi are taken to be seated at the very front of the room, on a stage with their own table facing their guests and the dance floor. With the light shining down on them, Kokomi’s cream dress can be mistaken for white.

Saiki is wary, because he can hear a loaded question hanging in the air. A question filled with panic and overwhelming dread:

Is...this a wedding reception?

His friends are idiots.

There are other tables to the left and right of them seating their close friends, and even some family members. Makoto is giving him rude gestures. Chiyo is giving him an evil smile. Aiura is pouting quite a bit.

Yo’ boss. What’s going on here? I thought this was your birthday party?

Yumehara took advantage of our friends’ stupidity and planned a damn wedding reception without them realizing, he answers back.

Next year can we share our birthday parties? her eyes gleam excitedly.

You’re a Virgo.

The presents he and Teruhashi receive are gender neutral and simple, but their friends get them matching sets in pink and blue. Saiki’s present from Kaido is a pastel pink baking set with a dainty gold whisk, ceramic, cat-shaped measuring spoons, and a cat-printed, pink, plastic spatula. It’s a little cute for his tastes, but he doesn’t mind it.

What he minds is that Teruhashi gets the matching set in blue, but with dogs.

“They match your hair colors!”

“…Thanks, Kaido.”

Worse, from Hairo they get a shared “His or Her” bath towel set and pink and blue 20lb weights.

“You can use these for when you work out! This was the only thing I could find in pink and blue!”

It didn’t have to be pink or blue!

But it’s when Nendo pulls out a small velvet box that his stomach drops to the floor.

When he sets the box on the table in between them, Kusuo makes no move to accept the gift. He even has half a mind to throw it back in his face. Anyone would understand.

See? Even Kokomi is thinking of it. She just can’t because ‘the perfect bishoujo can’t turn down a gift’.

(there’s the other half of her that’s begrudgingly delighted.)

“Thank you, Nendo!” Teruhashi smiles and opens the box to reveal what she was expecting to be a matching set of plastic jewelry. “Friendship rings!”

However, her jaw drops when faced with beautifully cut jewels.

“Oh?” Nendo chuckles, “No, those are wedding rings. Ma told me to give them to someone special. You and Aibou are special to me.”

They did get married! He could hear hearts shatter across the room.

“NENDO.” Kaido and Kuboyasu shriek in horror in the background.

“Oh?”

“What the hell are you doing, moron?!” Aren roars.

“I’m giving Aibou his wedding present.”

“Wedding?” They snap at him like he’s the only stupid one, but then his friends take a long pause, their faces turning several different shades of red and purple as they seem to actually see the room they’re standing in for the first time.

There’s only shocked silence.

Nendo turned out to also be the one who chose the triple tier, chocolate mocha wedding cake. But Kusuo wasn’t going to complain about that. (Teruhashi wasn’t either, happily spoon feeding him bites in between her giggles.)

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stannienight · 2 years

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Hi can do one for Saiki K, where Saiki’s s/o is having a depressive episode and he helps any way he can and is just really caring/supportive and is there for them?

(Thank you if you do it in advance and it’s okay if you don’t)

☮️&❤️

thanks for the ask! i love it, here ya go!

saiki’s s/o having a depressive episode

- his s/o's depressive episodes are always terrifying to him, mostly because their thoughts have such an abrupt change in tone

- either he can't hear anything at all, or it's all self-deprecating and negative which worries him a lot

- he has never really faced a depressive episode before, or seen anyone facing them, so he's at a loss of what to do

- he could use mind-control to just make it go away, but he never uses mind-control because it interferes with emotional growth, so he’s stuck

- he tries to understand what they need through their thoughts, but they’re never thinking of what they need, just what they have

- he knows they’re too tired to work, and clean, and do homework, and trivial stuff like that- so although he normally wouldn’t, he ends up doing it all for them

- they feel really guilty just lying in bed all day, doing nothing and zoning out during conversations

- saiki assures them it’s completely okay, and keeps assuring them until he’s sure they don’t feel guilty anymore

- he usually sucks at physical affection because he hates touch, but sometimes he tentatively holds their hand when he feels like they need it

- one time he accidentally touches them while his gloves are torn, and activates his psychometry- and is filled with this deep, empty feeling, like he can never do anything ever again- and it’s terrifying

- he retracts his hand immediately and just hugs them- surprising himself too- as hard as he can without crushing them in his arms, and he doesn’t let go for quite a while

- their s/o is a bit confused but not complaining

- saiki brings them all their favorite food, and if there’s the slightest hint of “i’m going to gain weight if i ate this” in their thoughts he interrupts by talking and diverting their attention, forcing them to eat while listening to him

- he hates talking- but he does it for them, distracting them as much as possible until the depressive episode is over

- he’s really relieved and glad when it is over and they can go back to their regular self

- when episodes are recurring and often, he unconsciously takes note of what triggers them, and tries to keep them away from those things, or uses mind control to associate those things with something positive instead

- he does everything in his power to improve your mental health without directly using his powers- even if that means more reluctant physical affection, like holding hands or hugging

- turns out saiki doesn’t mind holding hands or hugging that much after all.

jdjsiw. what can i say? i wish we all had a saiki during our depressive episodes.

send me asks for hcs, oneshots, or anything in general, even if it’s unrelated to anime or writing!! saiki k and haikyu for requests <333

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cornfarm · 3 years

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waves against the rocks

saiki kusuo x reader

word count: 2.0k

synopsis: you show saiki your powers. he’s unbearibly jealous, yet for the first time, he feels seen and understood by another person.

cws: mention of the reader having a bad family

genre: melancholic fluff

reader is gender neutral!

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notes:

greetings... i promise i’m working on cease and desist part 2 but i keep starting one shots;; I ALSO DECIDED TO CHANGE MY TEXT FORMAT... i yoinked all the capital letters away... it feels a bit more liberating

whenever i make my crazy op self insert oc, i always think about how i can make them a foil/double to the characters i like. for example my gintama s/i is also a traumatized war veteran. i thought like... wouldn’t it be fun to write the reader character as a direct foil AND double to saiki? they have everything he doesn’t, but he has a lot that they dont and it’s like,., mutual jealousy.

i also wanted to write saiki properly empathizing with someone. aiura and toritsuka are so fun because they both have different moral compasses with their powers and how they’d like to use them. however despite the fact theyre all psychics, saiki can’t really empathize with either of them.

i wanted to have saiki be excited about something, and feel truly seen. empathy is a very powerful thing.

i hope the “ability” i chose isn’t too cringe;;;

i can’t help but feel like i write saiki ooc so feedback would be super appreciated!

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perception. the way people are seen by others, the mental images and sour thoughts rooted in nothing but misconception. the falsafied persona of greatness, beauty, and kindness. perception.

you kept saiki afterschool. tugging at his sleeve, you quietly asked “i need to show you something, stay here for a few extra minutes?”. he refused you at first, but you stayed firm, “i need you to stay.” fierce. he decided to stay.

but you stood before saiki, right? were you there? he suddenly felt a bit weary, head pounding at the thought of you. your name, voice, scent, failing to find matches in his library of records. when he thought of you, his brain flickered through the faces and names of everyone else he knew.

you were a gap, a void, a sudden unconjurable memory. it was horrifying. but he quickly accepted it. the body circling behind of him was none of his concern, because there was nobody there. he supposes he should go home now. why was he standing alone in the classroom anyways?

firm hands land on his shoulders, warm, present. he remembers why he’s here.

“it’s not that i’m invisible, it’s just that your brain can’t recognize me, and refuses to acknolwedge me as a thing that exists.”

like a wave crashing against a rocky shore, the void is filled. your voice, your scent, your name, all slotted back into place in his mental library. he recognizes the hands on your shoulders as yours.

a hand snakes around and pushes up his glasses, covering his eyes.

“it’s not about visibility, it’s perception. you are unable to percieve me as a living thing, or of anything of importance. that’s why you can’t read my thoughts, and that’s why you’re so quick to give up trying to recall me.”

he’s practically trembling- you have one power. it was simple, but it managed to find a loophole around practically all of his.

“that’s terrifying.”

“right?”

you take your hands away and step in front of him. he adjusts his glasses properly.

“were you born with it?”

you nod, “it caused me trouble when i was a kid. i almost got left at an airport,” you chuckle.

“does anyone else know?”

“i’ve tried to tell my parents but they don’t believe me. they called me a liar and delusional, so i decided to stop trying with them. nobody else knows, i’ve never told any of my past friends either. when i found out about your powers, i thought maybe someone would finally understand. that’s the only reason i wanted to tell you.”

your lip quivers, “you believe me, right?”

truth be told, saiki’s stunned. he wasn’t expecting someone like you to have such an abrasive ability. despite how reclusive and fittingly unnoticeable it is, it was certainly powerful.

he’s jealous. you were able to freely aquire something he wanted- privacy, but he does believe you, afterall he just watched you waltz around him, outside of his keen field of view.

“yeah, i do.”

you smile, bright and wide- you’re nearly trembling. was being believed that big of a deal to you?

you take a step forward and embrace him, wrapping your arms around his torso as your head presses against his chest. he goes a bit stiff, and glances at the door. “hey, someone might walk in-”

“it’s fine.” you look up at him, meeting his eyes, and oh. your eyes are glimmering, shining greater than he’s ever seen them, “they won’t.”

burying your face back into him, he tenataively wraps his arms around your back. you continue, voice muffled, “’m sorry, you’re the first person who’s accepted me. i’m happy.”

the emotional explanation for your actions ease him a bit, “it’s fine.” he states back.

you finally pull away, and for a brief moment as you lose connection, you flicker out of his view, but you come back in again, placing your hand on his.

“actually, i can touch you while using my power without you being affected by them, but i’m manually using it on you right now.”

“if you touch someone while making sure they still can’t see you, what does that make them experience?” his voice is clear, a bit fierce in tone. you always had trouble reading saiki, but you could tell that this was interest. perhaps he was threatened, but he was certainly intrigued.

“they might whirl around and look who’s touching them and account it to a person around them, but if not, they might think they’re having sensory hallucinations. i can also talk to people, but because my voice doesn’t have any weight to it, it’s almost like a hypnotic suggestion.”

“so you can brainwash people?”

“not necessarily,” you let go of his hand, you must have released your power, your eyes are dark, “if i suggest something to someone and it’s something mild, they’re more likely to do it because it already falls into their line of thinking. if i suggest something bold, they might do it thinking it’s an impulsive thought.”

“most people won’t do extreme things, they’ll read those as intrusive thoughts. but sometimes people think my voice is the voice of god, or a passed on relative, and will do intense things regardless of their judgement. others have poor impulse control, and some are just batshit crazy.”

you sheepishly scratch your head, “but i don’t really like having that much control over people. i don’t want to use my powers to hurt anyone.”

“do you want to use them to help people?”

you pause. it seems you’ve thought about this quite a bit.

“well my powers can’t help people. they give me the ability to help people, but they can’t help people directly. i think it’s a matter of it i’m strong enough to help people.”

“are you?”

“would you hate me if i said no? of course i lend a hand to my friends when they need it, but i don’t think i’m strong enough to really make a difference. i want to live peacefully.”

you look down at your hands, “i wish i wasn’t born with it.”

saiki felt unnervingly softhearted. he struggled empathizing with his peers, but his heart pounded in solemn familiarity. “i don’t hate you for that, i’m the same. having the powers i do means i have the responsibility of keeping the world in peace. people would be jealous of me for the self-fulfilling purposes i could use my powers for, but i don’t want to use my powers to hurt people. i don’t want to help anyone either. i just want to be left alone.”

guilt. guilt was a disease, just like jealousy is. it eats at you from the inside, and creeps up at times least expected. it left both of you hollow and empty.

“i wish i didn’t have powers,” he continues, “i don’t think i’ve ever properly experienced life in the way i’m supposed to, like everyone else has. i’m envious of you, you’ve had a bit more normalcy than me.”

“i suppose we’re equally unhappy, then,” you smile at him. he had been staring out the window, but he turns to looks at you. you’re leaning on the door of the classroom, tilting your head, you ask him a silent “walk home with me?”.

“i mean,” you begin, “i’ve missed out on a lot. i’ve always had trouble making friends- my powers made it difficult for people to remain interested in me. i’ve gotten pretty good at controlling them, pk academy has been really good to me, but it doesn’t heal the damage it’s caused me.”

your teeth gnaw at your lower lip, “your family is so supportive of you, they love you so much, it makes me angry. i wish i could say the same about mine.”

it wasn’t too empty in the school, but your footsteps were loud and clear, both you and saiki walking in sync. saiki didn’t really know what to say, so he stayed silent.

sighing, you continue, “i don’t want to be alone, but it’s too easy to be reclusive when that’s where you’ve always been. if you live a life of isolation, making friends is scary and draining,” a grim smile forms on your face, as if you’re trying to comfort yourself.

but saiki does have to admit that the two of you have much more in common than he initially thought. he quietly thinks to himself, perhaps he could use your abilities.

“y/n,” he begins, eyes meeting yours, “will you do me a favor?”

“yeah, what is it?”

he doesn’t like being indebted to people, but he wants to test your limits. you don’t give him the chance to ask, “you want me to use my powers while we walk out together, don’t you.”

his mouth falls a bit open, lips parting, “how did you know?”.

you laugh, “you’re not the only one who can read minds,” and reach out to wrap a hand around his forearm. he raises a brow at you, seemingly amused by your comment. he expected you to take his hand again, but your firm grip on his arm was admitedly unexpected.

he felt his heart skip a beat.

“well? are you doing it?”

“yup, you won’t feel any different though.”

walking down the steps together, people passed the two of you, strangers, familiar faces, teachers. nobody noticed.

the two of you passed toritsuka at the steps, but he paid no mind. “you know,” saiki started, “when i use my invisibility power, that guy can still see me.”

“can he?” you murmur, your voice a bit low.

“if it’s easier, you can just think what you’d like to say to me, we can talk that way.”

you squint your eyes in concentration, “like this?” you think to yourself.

“yeah.”

you smile. you continue to hold onto his arm as he changes his shoes.

“that must be frustrating, that he can still see you.”

he nods. he supposes if toritsuka can’t see you, then aiura probably can’t track you- and him, down either.

“hold onto my arm while i change mine.”

without breaking contact, he gently wraps his fingers around your wrist. you hastily change your shoes, and slide your hand a bit up, taking his in yours.

“is it neccesary to hold hands?” he asks. his expression was nearly deadpanned, but the slight crease in his brows communicated just enough. he felt sheepish, a bit lost.

“no, but it’s nice.”

teruhashi stands idly at the exit, waiting, doing her best to gently shake off the boys that surrounded her.

“she’s looking for me.”

“is she? do you want to talk to her?”

“no.”

you pause.

“is she the reason you asked me to do this for you?”

he nods.

you turn and head towards the gate, but not before waving a hand in front of her face. you take a deep breath, before exclaiming a loud “teruhashi!”. she whirls around, trying to find the source of the voice, looking rather bewildered.

letting out a hearty laugh, you grin up at him. a slight huff of air escapes his upturned lips.

the two of you slip past the front gate.

“but you owe me something in return, i don’t give out my labor for free!”

he sighs, “what would you like?”

“wait, really? i was joking, you don’t have to do anything for me!” you double down on your demands.

“you say that, but i know you’re secretly hoping i’ll treat you.”

“shit, i forgot you can read my mind. that’s so invasive.” you pout, “not fair!”

“it’s fine, i don’t like being indebted to people, and you did do me a favor like i asked, so i’ll take you somewhere.”

you look a bit nervous, “really? you’re sure?”

“just accept the offer before i revoke it.”

you twirl in a circle, letting go of his hand and hopping a few steps ahead of him. “you’re buying me a nice coffee then!”

he lunges out to take it again.

“sure.”

and once more in sync, both of your hearts skip a beat.

#im sorry for writing so much friends to lovers in the pining stage i can't help it /j #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k #saiki k #saiki kusuo #saiki kusuo x reader #saiki k imagines #saiki k headcanons #saiki x reader

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Omega!Saiki Kusuo x Alpha!Reader

Anon: Hiiii, I was delighted that you included Saiki K. on your list.Now yes, can I order a Saiki Kusuo x alpha reader, please? I have nothing in mind for now, just a few soft headcannons would be fine,please.

Anon: omega saiki kusuo x alpha male reader ?🥺👉👈

Anon: omega kusuo with alpha male reader? sfw and nsfw headcanons pls!!

(Heyyyy! Saiki K is so popular today and this is my favourite anime so I think you three have excellent taste. I re watched some episodes yesterday and remembered why I love him so much. I try my hardest to write gender neutral alpha reader so that it can be reader either way. N-SFW under cut. Enjoy~)

Warnings:

Saiki is a very sweet omega but this isn’t obvious unless you’re close to him and you make an effort to notice his actions.

He expresses his affection in actions rather than in words and this is the most obvious when he’s in a relationship with an alpha.

His love language is acts of service.

He will help you with work, clean for you, stoically mother hen you when you’re sick etc.

And all he asks for in return is for you to take bugs outside for him.

Saiki doesn’t really like PDA in front of people he knows: his friends and parents are too nosy for him.

But if you’re out together in public, he’s happy to hold hands or have you rest your head on his shoulder.

Stay at home dates are Saiki’s favourite though. Watching old terrible films or playing video games, a blanket over both your laps is Saiki’s idea of an amazing date. A perfect date is much the same but ends with coffee jelly.

Saiki really likes the smell of both your scents mingling together but he’s too much of a tsundere to admit that and ask you to scent anything, which is why he always brings out a blanket when you hang out together.

He puts those blankets in the prime position in his nest.

As your relationship progresses, Saiki gets more confident initiating and accepting physical affection, but he’ll never ask for it verbally. He will simply start cuddling you, no words needed.

His favourite cuddling position is the half-spoon. He loves to rest his head on your chest, especially when he’s wearing his geranium ring. When he’s wearing it, he isn’t bombarded with the din of other peoples’ thoughts, and can rest while listening to your heartbeat.

He always feels less anxious when he’s wearing his geranium ring in your company. He trusts you to keep him safe (from his other friends mostly *cough*).

Kusuo has a very light florally scent. His scent isn’t normally very noticeable unless he’s feeling extremely strong emotions or he’s near or in heat.

His scent is very similar to his parents. His family’s scents are as follows:

Kuniharu (omega) - Very sweet flowers, almost like perfume. His scent is much more noticeable in comparison to his sons.

Kurumi (alpha) - Her scent is also a nature based one, but she smells like a forest after it’s been raining. She gets a lot of compliments on her scent.

Kusuke (omega) - His scent is very similar to Kusuo’s, but stronger. He always wears scent blockers though, so most people will never smell it.

Once you know about his powers, everytime your mind wonders you panic about whether Saiki heard you or not. He always gives the same little smile when he heard what you thought.

Saiki always finds it amusing when you get embarrassed after thinking dirty thoughts about him.

He doesn’t really like to use his powers too much, so he won’t like it if you ask him for things too much.

He loves to feel normal, and your relationship is the closest to normal he’s ever felt.

Dates like this were always so peaceful.

You and Saiki were wandering serenely around a nearby park, the chill of Winter clear in your visible breath. You watched some nearby children play in the snow with a gentle smile on your face. This was a lovely date.

You were staying with Saiki and his parents temporarily and Saiki demanded you both leave for a moment of peace. You couldn’t help but agree. His parents were lovely but you had to admit, the crying got a little much at times.

You were enjoying the comfortable silence with Saiki, even as you were slowly losing feeling in your hands. Jeez, it was cold.

“Here.”

You jumped at the sound of Saiki’s voice. He was holding out a hand for you to take, a light blush dusting his ears. He was the cutest.

You smiled and accepted the hand, basking in how warm he was.

‘Thank you.’ You thought, knowing he was listening to you.

He squeezed your hand tighter in response.

Silence was never uncomfortable with Saiki. That was one of the things you loved the most about him.

N-SFW Headcanons under cut (feat. Slightly!Older!Saiki)

Note: I write both male and female alphas with the same genitalia so this will be gender neutral.

Saiki is a sub leaning switch.

Most of the time, he is happy to let you take the lead, especially the first few times, but deeper into your relationship he gets quite a thrill from occasionally having his way with his alpha.

When he gets in these moods he likes to pin your hands above your head while he rides you. He smirks the whole time as well.

When he subs, he gets very wet, very quickly and this makes his so blushy.

When you first started this kind of relationship, it was very vanilla. Saiki won’t bring up new things to try, but if you introduce an idea, he’s normally willing to try it.

He would never say it out loud, but Saiki enjoys feeling powerless. He likes being tied up a lot but it requires a lot of trust for him (even if he could escape whenever he wanted).

This man looks phenomenal in black shibari ropes.

One of Saiki’s biggest kinks is mind-reading during sex.

Out loud dirty talk embarrasses him too much, but reading your dirty thoughts about him riles him up like nothing else.

Hearing how sexy you find him and how turned on you are makes him feel so hot.

Saiki doesn’t like being punished, but he enjoys some teasing.

He likes to be overstimulated, but it can be risky because he can and will lose control over some of his powers.

Accidentally collapsing two walls of your bedroom was a bit embarrassing for him.

His scent is the strongest when he’s in heat

Saiki always showers after sex (apart from when he’s in heat). He hates feeling sticky. He doesn’t mind if you join him though.

You absently scrolled through your phone as you watched Saiki play video games. You were both sprawled on your bedroom floor, Saiki’s favourite blanket draped over your laps. You huffed a breath, closing your phone, bored. Focusing lazily on the game, your mind began to wander to a more interesting topic, mainly your mate.

It was coming up to your one year mating anniversary. You almost growled thinking of the first time you mated. Your hands gripped the blanket as your thoughts began to go down a dangerous path.

He had moaned so prettily for you back then, too much of a sensitive virgin to even try and control himself. And my god was he wet. Your stomach clenched in need. You remember how soaked his nest was the first time you mated and you didn’t even make him squirt. How wet would he be if you made him do that?

‘Hmm,’ You thought. ‘Bet I could make him squirt.’

GAME OVER

You jumped as the automated voice echoed around the room. Saiki had lost the game. You turned to him.

“Better luck next...” You trailed off, distracted by the aggressive blush plastered on his face. “You okay?”

Saiki turned away from you, hands flexing under the blanket. Belatedly, you noticed something else under blanket. He was hard. You sniffed the air discreetly. Yep, he was definitely turned on but why would he...?

Oh god, he’d been reading your thoughts.

“Stay out of my head, Kusuo!” You whined, throwing a pillow from your bed at him.

He dodged the pillow easily.

“I don’t know why it’s my fault that you think so loudly.” He stated, his monotone voice more shaky than normal.

You raised an eyebrow at him: his shoulders were shaking. “Did you like what you heard?” You scooted closer to him, making sure to tickle his mating mark with your breath.

Saiki shivered, and that was all the invitation you needed. Easily, you pinned him to the floor, both of you still tangled in the blanket.

The floor wasn’t the most comfortable place, but neither you nor Saiki noticed for even a moment.

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oatmealcrisp-freak · 3 years

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I feel like if Chiyo and Toritsuka ever got into a relationship longer than the two seconds it debatably lasts in canon it would be a reflection of her self esteem (low) and would only last about two seconds longer tbh.

One thing that I do really sincerely appreciate about Chiyo and that I wish that Asou had leaned into as opposed to ‘haha fat girls are funny right’ is that despite her attention seeking and shaky confidence she has a firm sense of her boundaries and what she can and can’t put up with in a relationship. I think that could have made a great contrast to Saiki who’s regularly shown with pretty wiggly boundaries whereas Chiyo’s are QUITE firm.

Further she doesn’t waffle on getting back with a person she considers herself to be incompatible with just because she wants to be romantically involved with someone. Her ex yearns for her openly, she knows he’s still into her, but she does the right thing and continues to move on instead of sinking back into a relationship she doesn’t feel comfortable in.

I think we could all stand to learn something from that.

Figure out what’s good for you and if it’s not, walk away. It takes a lot of strength to do that, but it’s worth it. In real life especially, though I will also grant sometimes it’s not safe to do so and requires time, preparation, etc. Either way.

In fact that’s another thing I appreciate about this story and how Asou tells it.

While the male protagonist is shown to waffle and give in the female characters all have a firm sense of themselves and what they will and won’t put up with, and they more often assert those lines instead of blowing up (Saiki) or giving in after being guilt tripped (Saiki).

The overpowered male protagonist is the most non-confrontational of the lot and will do ANYTHING to get out of one, including attempting to turn back time, and we’re repeatedly shown it doesn’t work.

Girthy aside aside that’s one thing that bothers me about the final arc from a narrative structure as opposed to a for want of a nail lense.

Saiki is about to experience some serious character growth by confronting the fears that have been holding him back and telling his friends and then he doesn’t, and we don’t get to see The Reveal. The least confrontational character was about to do what the right thing was from a character stand point and, well, confront. Instead his insecurities get triggered and he backs down, leaving his friends and us hanging. There’s ABSOLUTELY something to be said for a negative character arc but that it ended so soon after without that culmination was, indeed, a decision.

Saiki does accept himself, which is growth, but we don’t see him learning that HIS universe, as opposed to an au, can accept him and LOVE him also for everything he is that’s a part of him that he ever hated. Instead we get teased with it constantly instead through the au’s, the volcano arc, and Saiki’s back peddling.

It is a comedy after all. that could very well be the joke LOL

Anyways back to gender in media,

I feel most often we see that reversed - it’s the male protagonist who’s self certain and assertive and who knows what they want and it’s the girls who either waffle or give in to compromise because Love Is Stronger or some such, so I like that the Saiki K girls are by contrast the most assertive. Sometimes to extremes even but gag comedy about teenagers and you never stop learning these things, so eh.

For example, Saiki telling Aiura what’s good in the mini-arc with Mr. Mera doesn’t change her mind and in fact by the end of it, it could be said that she teaches him a lesson because maybe she got ahead of herself yes but only because she saw a good outcome and had trust in him to do ‘the right thing’.

That Saiki had so little faith in the situation turning out well or his ability to influence positive change is what’s shown to be wrong. He did good. They made it work, and it worked out. Whether he uses that as a foundational learning moment going forward we’re not shown but from a character standpoint it wouldn’t be unreasonable. Saiki is a demoralized character who doubts his ability to do good by people.

Aiura is the opposite. She has so much faith in her ability to help people that it can lead to her getting ahead of herself and putting herself and others in danger. She’s got that shonen protag thing going on, in short, and seeing that attitude and the net positives it results in is absolutely something Saiki needs to see. By contrast she needs to learn more caution but even that won’t dissuade her from being an active force of good.

She wants to incite positive change and she won’t stop just because her crush tells her not to! That is too important to her to ever compromise on.

In a way they’re both right, which is what we see later when people try to kidnap her, but Saiki thinks she’s wrong. Aiura is not wrong, she knows it, and she won’t let herself be swayed from what she thinks makes a good person - something that she wants to be.

Teruhashi seems to be the most like Saiki in that respect. She’s more passive aggressive and non-confrontational, happily manipulating others (who are happy to be manipulated, mind) into getting her way. But that’s also a state of being that she’s, frankly, quite content with. While her devotion to perfectionism is shown to have its drawbacks, she’s also willing to learn from them more actively than Saiki ever does (”I forgot!”) and the overall state of her existence is one she’s proud of and happy with. She also has the ability to influence positive change, and in turn she gets to be spoiled rotten by basically the entire world.

However, Saiki by turn is a manifestation of her doubts. He presents something she wants but won’t give itself to her, and she has to learn to live with that. It’s something she struggles with and she’s shown to compromise who she is as a person but through Aiura’s influence she eventually grounds herself and dedicates herself to staying true to who she is (finally earning that offu even if she doesn’t get to hear it). She’s also VERY headstrong. There is no bull that she’s afraid to take by the horns and wrangle should she choose. Saiki makes her doubt her power only temporarily. He doesn’t get to her.

Teruhashi is in control.

And Mera, uh.

-Flips through notes about how she’s apparently the sole breadwinner and often goes to extremes to support her family through extensive poverty and no amount of so called pride will hold her back from feeding her family and then herself, how physically speaking she’s the strongest girl of the lot and people in opposition to her are rightfully scared of her.

Ponders ‘noble savage’ and dehumanizing via means of race tropes but racism marches on and expecting one seriously subversive and so-easy-to-read-as-queer-it-feels-like-own-voices comedy to change that is a bit much though all the same it’s something to maintain a critical lense on as opposed to giving it a free pass on its depiction of non-Japanese POC in general and how Mera, though not depicted as racially different from the main cast, debatably leans into that over the course of the stranded arc-

Hm.

-squints at writing on hand-

She eats. We love a girl that loves to eat. Screw your diet culture.

#freaks essays #rip

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