Erm, I think Narinder's casual evilness might have rubbed off on Rat dad. Also;
Based off my own experiences lol
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Ratau and Finor, they're supposed to just be background characters but I really like this doodle of them that I might draw it fully :P
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new fav trope - mocking lamb about the sex tent
ratau, rolling a dice : so, you have acquired and understood the power of sin
lamb : yep
ratau : a wonderfully cruel thing, sin is. such an interesting force to command, compared to loyalty
lamb : yep
a pause.
ratau : …..what irks you lamb
lamb : ratau can i sin
ratau : …well you have free will, friend. you have and can sin.
lamb, sarcastic : oh but i can’t bone, ratau, is that the catch, huh
ratau :
lamb : is that the curse i live with, asshole?
ratau, holding back a laugh : you…you cannot enter the fornication tent?
lamb :
ratau, still holding that laugh : you…you cannot breed? if you do not mind me wording as such…?
lamb : nobody told me the red crown forbids you getting dirty, ratau.
ratau, pausing : ….i could enter the tent in my time
lamb : what
ratau : i have three sons somewhere out there
lamb : WHAT
ratau, practically snickering : i cannot believe you aren’t desirable enough to enter
lamb, slamming the table : TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING RAT
ratau, slamming the table back : IT IS NOT MY FAULT ONE’S EX-GOD HUSBAND DOES NOT FANCY ONE ENOUGH TO FORNICATE
lamb : *the loudest fucking gasp you can imagine*
ratau, sitting down and grinning : it’s your turn to roll.
lamb : *flips the knucklebones table*
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