#Still laughing as I type this

[thyandrawrites]

Saw sannomiya post this promo art before checking out the spoilers and found it funny, then I saw it again after reading the summary and I completely lost it

Not sannomiya memeing Reo, goodBYE

#Still laughing as I type this #I thought reo was going to be on the depresso expresso I didn't expect him to become a hater on main #Guess he moved on from the denial stage of grief to rage lol

[unnerving-presence]

I saw this post you made, may I please request the same prompt for Pyramid Head, Ji-Woon, Ghostaface, and Wesker? I just want them weak under my touch.

it’s been a while since i’ve done one of these so hopefully it’s decent ajfhdjd

also i mainly do just 3 characters instead of 4 now so i will be excluding mista tricksta :((

NSFW Below!

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Pyramid Head:

Knowing where Pyramid Head comes from and what he represents, it’s no surprise that he enjoys the treatment you give him. Usually he would be quite rough with whatever he is handling but for you, he is quite curious to see just how skilled you are, and holds your face/hair quite gently.

Instantly breaks. He’s not one to try being a tough guy that doesn’t have any emotions. When you make him feel good, he’ll let you know. Guttural growling, moaning, and other noises will without a doubt be heard from him.

Loves it when you praise him through your actions. He loves watching as you swallow all of his cum and go straight back to sucking his cock. He loves how eager you look while you do it and it’s a sight he will never get tired of. Even just admiring it and gently stroking it will have him resisting the urge to fuck your throat. His legs will quiver and the hand holding your head/hair will be occasionally twitching. Even his breathing will be off. Depending on how long you’ve been teasing him, he’ll chest will be heaving as he tries to take in all the praise and pleasure. Pyramid Head can barely handle all of the praise, but he has no problem enduring it.

Verbal praise combined with non-verbal praise will have him almost trembling in your hands. Tell him what you want to do to him. How badly you want his cock inside of you. How you don’t want to stop praising him. Say that while you gently stroke up and down his shaft. Or maybe even taking it down your throat every so often. Even just softly caressing his balls does the trick. During those moments Pyramid Head learns just how much he loves being praised.

If you praising ever does come to an end, he will immediately want to repay you. If you want to praise him, he will do the same and will have no shame about it. You won’t hear any complaining from him if you order him to suck you off/eat you out. At that point, he’ll do anything you ask him to.

Danny Johnson:

Danny immediately has a confidence boost when he sees what your intentions are. When he sees that you want to praise him too he’s almost tempted to get his camera out.

He has no interest in trying to hold back. If anything, he makes it very evident that he likes what you’re doing and will even praise you back for doing such a good job. He’ll be a bit of a talker through it. You praise him, he praises you.

Big confidence boost when you begin to praise him. Nothing is better than seeing you on your knees and practically drooling for his cock. Even when you slowly push each and every inch down your throat while making eye contact he can’t hold back his moans. The way you hold your tongue out while you jerk him off so you can swallow his cum as him almost tempted to shove his cock down your throat so you can really get a taste of it all. At this point he feels he has to take some pictures. While he most definitely has those sweet expressions engraved in his brain, he’d love to keep some pictures for the memory and maybe for later <3

Even better for him and you when you praise him with your words. When you tell him you always love how good his cock makes you feel he almost breaks as he tries to give a praise back. Soon enough the most praise you’ll get in return is broken moans and groans. Usually Danny is quick with his tongue when it comes to praising and dirty talk, but now that you’re doing the same for him? He almost can’t handle it.

If you think you’re leaving without some praise in return, you’re severely mistaken. You made him almost fall apart in your hands and he’s determined to do the same. Is he secretly jealous that you can so easily do something like that to him? Yes. He will attempt to out preform you.

Albert Wesker:

Albert is one hell of a smug bastard when he finds out what you’re going to do. He already has the biggest ego in the universe and your praising will only continue to make it bigger. Albert doesn’t necessarily need any reassurance about any part of his body, but it sure is nice to actually hear it from someone.

You’ll notice a grin on his face almost the entire time. Surprisingly, he will be a bit vocal. He’ll let out a content sigh when he sees you take all of him down your throat and you may even hear a soft moan and the occasional grunt when he’s close.

Albert takes any and all forms of praise. Either way it’ll have his ego through the roof. He especially loves when you slowly trail your tongue all the way from the head of his cock down to his balls and slowly back up again. Even simply slowly pumping his cock and gradually speeding up as you suck on the head has him tilting his head back with a quiet groan. He’s never felt so confident in his own body until now. The way you gently massage his balls as you bob your head up and down on his cock, moaning as you do so makes him feel like he’s truly valued. He always liked hearing how great he was but he sure isn’t complaining if you show him.

Like Pyramid Head, also loves the combination of verbal and non-verbal praise. He loves hearing you tell him how good his cum tastes as you desperately lick it all off his shaft. He can’t get over how you look up at him with pure lust in your eyes as you tell him how much you want more of his cum. Albert soon learns just how easily you can make him melt in your grasp and he’s not too sure how to feel about it..

Will return the favor once you’ve decided that you’ve had your fun. While Wesker usually likes doing things for himself, this one time is an exception. You did so well for him, it only makes sense he does the same~

#a year later and i still laugh at the word ‘balls’ #laughed a tiny bit in my head every time i typed the word #dbd x reader #dead by daylight x reader #pyramid head x reader #danny johnson x reader #albert wesker x reader

[frenchfry99]

Missed drawing this silly man! ⛅

( @thelone-copper )

A

Inspired by my spelling mistake (T o T)-

#live laugh love colt cattlemen #wanted to draw his human version for a while and finally got the inspiration yahoo #not sure how I feel about this drawing anymore but yayyy the cowboy!! he's here!! #welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #welcome home fan character #original character #colt cattlemen #hushghh just realized how I messed up his hat but!! he's still slaying! #literally the type of guy that goes :3 and you can't tell me otherwise #also why words cattle and kettle gotta be so similar my non-native-speaker ass used to mess them up so much lmaooo #heehoo funny lil man he's so fun to draw!! #giggles and runs away byeeeee

[torchstelechos]

I do think its really important to remember that SY was suppose to be the villain character but its only because of his kindness and newly gained life that he didn’t end as one. In the very beginning of the story we learn that Peerless Cucumber Bro often left comments on how SJ didn’t get his dues and needed to be punished more, and only after he transmigrated did he acknowledge how awful of a death SJ had. He also made point to explain that he only read the book for LBH, which he noted to enjoy his decisive actions and deft ability to kill. Markedly, he liked his brutality and personality over the erotica that the majority of PIDW fans enjoyed. Peerless Cucumber Bro is someone who loves action and the ability to cut right to the chase, something that he does not do and most likely has difficulty with in his world.

Speaking of, it is something to note that Peerless Cucumber bro is rich. He had head chefs, he could pay for a 6k+ chapter book of erotica in 20 days, he noted that he could not understand SJs envy and ambition for power since he lives well, and he even noted to himself that his family was well off. He is incredibly wealthy, and it shows. Which is important to note because he, not once, showed any guilt or remorse on dying and leaving his family behind. Yes, he sometimes refers to people as being similar to his family but he never showed any pain for losing that life like he did when he lost LBH. This is important because I genuinely think SY was depressed and self destructive to himself, which goes against popular HC that he was chronically/terminally ill (I do like this HC and like how its portrayed in fanfiction). It would explain how he ended up dying all alone by himself, and how blase he was to his own life and death.

SQQ is a self destructive force who ended up dying three times, and didn’t feel anything about death itself. He was worried about others and the effect it had on them, but for himself it was up and on again like it never happened. He does not care for his health, had self isolated as SY to the point he died alone, and has a horrible self esteem to the point that he continuously agrees when other people put him down and often calls himself the villain. Even though we have seen the evidence of someone who is always being thrust into new situations and awful plots, he calls himself lazy and easy going. He hides his thoughts and feelings behind his fan and has a remarkably thin face. At the very base of his actions and his thoughts, he is self destructive, powerful, and smart. This is the set up for a villain.

However, when shown the actual people in front of him and forced to act as SJ did towards LBH and his disciples, he flinches from it. He notes that it happening in front of him was different. His entire self soothing comedy monologue went quiet when he had to enforce the Endless Abyss scene, and grieved for the childish innocence he killed from one of his favourite people. SY was set up to be the villain and obviously thinks of himself as one, but can not act as one. If he had the choice LBH would have been his sticky sweet white lotus disciple for as long as LBH wished to be.

His kindness, as seen in the book, is what turned him from being “the scumbag villain” to the protagonist we see in the novels. Which, yes, he is a protagonist! He even has the protag halo that LBH has and its very funny in the meta way for SQQ not to realize this, but thats for another post. But he loves his disciples, he loves his peak lord siblings, he loves his Binghe, he loves his new life, and he is kind. That is what kept him from being the villain he sees himself as, his kindness and love for others. Whether that be romantic, platonic, or familial, he loves the people he has met and he treats them kindly. That is why it is important to remember that he was set up as the villain by everything in the story we do not see, but what we do see is him continuously changing the story to fit a new genre that lets as many people as he can save live. Sorry sorry, I just think about SY being set up as a villain so much. It changes a lot of views I have on the series when I remember the duality of SYs story and character development.

#SVSSS #scumbag self saving system #Shen Yuan #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #Meta #I think?? Haha I dont usually do metas but I dont know how to write fanfic for this series #so Im just writing down my thoughts on the characters #Like how if we see this from the PIDW characters POV SY is truly a villain #Its just something that makes me laugh because he is a villain just as much as he isnt! #what a wonderful complex character to write for. This type of story. #I wonder if Peerless Cucumber Bro would forgive me for writing meta about him?? I think he would be kind of happy but utterly disgusted #ew fans that actually think im complex even though Im a really simple person with no hidden motives -SQQ probably #I love this fucking idiot so much I relate to him on a spirtual level and think he was probably depress to the point of having A Plan. #if you know what I mean #because I still think him reading PIDW entirely in 20 days marks a special occasion for something and if its not for the final chapter... #Anyway #I love this stupid sweet potato of a character #Oh! New tag! #Sweet Potato SQQ #for archiving puproses on meta for him #Probably not good meta I didnt even add quotes or page numbers Im just talking out my ass from what I remember #Watch me write an essay on this lmao

[lesbicosmos]

"i could fix her" well i could accept her as she is.

this came to me like a vision while i was walking to school listening to dream girl evil this morning

#i mean i would definitely fix her if i could #as much as s4/5 morgana gives me a lesbian attack #s1/2 morgana is so gf and i miss her :(( #morgana pendragon #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin edit #my edits #bbc merlin spoilers #i laugh to myself every time i type that tag out #like yes the show ended 11 years ago. yes im still tagging spoilers #i dont want my gf to get spoiled when shes only on s2.

[lesbianralzarek]

re: isaac brooke's smile

people seem to hard disagree with me on whether or not isaac's smile is cute. not only do i think its unnerving, i think that its a crucial aspect of isaac. in the first club auspex (which, btw, i was combing through for pictures of alex smiling and both him and aabria are v cute there), alex said that he likes vampires because they "look human but are the farthest thing from it". compare alex's regular, non-vampiric, smile to isaac's

isaac is a predator wearing the skin of his prey. full stop. in his solo scene, he smiles a lot less when its just michael and angela, because they know its 80% a performance. as a tzimisce, he has to work overtime to make other kindred comfortable around him. he looks like he googled "normal smiles for non-threatening people" and practiced them in the mirror

outside of labn and nybn, alex is a creature actor in the horror genre. there is no fucking way that the massive difference between his regular smile and isaac's isnt on purpose

#vtm #nybn #new york by night #ny by night #isaac brooke #can i just say how frustrating it was trying to get nice still shots of alexander ward? #hes a creature actor so its almost entirely in the movement and its very annoying how little of his charisma translates #his laugh is endearing but i spent over half an hour trying to get a semi-decent shot of it #isaac moves like a predator. you can tell his type is the extortionist #it makes my skin crawl when he uses dominate but i jumped around basically the entire season 1 with my snipping tool #and got 1 still shot that kinda captures a lil of it and a billion shots that just look goofy #so desperate i was about to learn how to make gifs

[monsieuroverlord]

Covers for April's Fall of X issues have been released.

In Wolverine #47, Laura goes toe-to-toe with the Savage Sabretooth

Written by Victor LaValle & Benjamin Percy, art by Geoff Shaw, cover by Leinil Francis Yu

"Savage escape! "Sabretooth War" – Part 7! Laura Kinney must escape the clutches of the Savage Sabretooth! Will Victor Creed’s weapon spell the end for Logan? A can’t-miss issue!  "

In Wolverine #48, Graydon Creed reappears (perhaps along with that Barrington Coil?)

Written by Victor LaValle & Benjamin Percy, art by Cory Smith, cover by Leinil Francis Yu

"Creed vs. Creed! "Sabretooth War" – Part 8! It’s a family affair as Graydon Creed, the maligned son of Victor Creed, AKA Sabretooth, brings the fight to his father. The winner gets Wolverine – or…what’s left of him…!"

In X-Men Forever #2, based on the alone, in looks like Jubilee is officially back to the land of the living and the displaced mutants escaped the White Hot Room (assuming the cover isn't a fake-out)

written by Kieron Gillen, art by Luca Maresca, cover by Mark Brooks

"Immortal means forever! The fight for Krakoa's future begins here! Since RISE OF THE POWERS OF X began, there have been a few mysteries unrevealed! Now writer Kieron Gillen fills in the gap of what happened between the end of IMMORTAL X-MEN and the beginning of the end of the Krakoan Age!"

source here

#wolverine #laura kinney #victor creed #sabretooth #x-men #x-men forever #jubilee #jubilation lee #sam guthrie #exodus #bennet du paris #rachel grey #logan howlett #james logan howlett #i may have sighed a little too loudly typing up the wolverine stuff #i love my girl laura #but I'm still reeling from akihiro #i just hope laura kicks lady sabretooth's ass #and then some #also the stretch armstrong wolverine cover makes me laugh

[epsigone]

The Thief // Recovery

I was gonna save these to post when we got an official date for the final RvB season but who knows when that'll be so I'll throw them here now! I've never posted much cosplay on here but seeing as how my peak RvB days were on Tumblr it feels fitting that I post these here first :)

One of the main reasons I even got into RvB in the first place was because of @euniysu's art, and I fell in love with the Guns for Hire AU the second I saw it. These designs became instant dream cosplays of mine (honestly all of them did) and it feels fitting that ten years later just as the series is ending, I finally make them. It's also a way to celebrate 10 years since I found Rooster Teeth and fell in love with RvB (and saw these designs!). I'm so so happy I finally got to do these cosplays and I absolutely can't wait to wear them again (I'm York here but I made both cosplays and I'll be wearing Wash at the ren faire this weekend! It's time traveler's weekend and I think I'm funny lol). I don't know what it is about cosplaying York but i felt so Gender as him and am so glad everything came out well :)

A million thank yous to @magicalvoltage for indulging me with this shoot and @cloudcrouton for taking pictures <3 Can't believe I finally got to do these cosplays with friends, even if y'all aren't into the show :)

Also I saw that Syn is gonna adapt the GFH AU into an original webcomic and I absolutely can't wait to see it!! I still love seeing and supporting Syn's art and y'all should def keep an eye out for it too!

Original AU: @euniysu Cosplays made by me York: me Wash: @magicalvoltage Pics: @cloudcrouton Delta and Epsilon keychains: LadybugGirl7 (etsy)

#rvb #red vs blue #rvb cosplay #red vs blue cosplay #rooster teeth #guns for hire au #york rvb #wash rvb #rooster teeth cosplay #cosplay #my cosplay #rvb york #rvb wash #i forgot how to type tags on this site #i still laugh at how small lauren looks in the cosplay and helmet a;fldkhg #i made wash for me so it is V Big on him lol #i bought some of syn's hades stuff a couple of years ago and i am furiously eyeing her current sale #Syn is genuinely one of my favorite artists of all time i beg u all to support her #i tried to recreate the initial post w wash and york and one of the fake screencaps she made with the first two pics

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

its 2am im posting the friend i made for Derry since they looked lonely. they're partners in crime except not bc Derry is too sleepy to participate past the idea stage

jesterly is not their real name 💅 their pronouns are whatever is funniest in the moment 💅 also i would punch them in the face if given the chance and they would deserve it

#drawing them together is solidifying the fact that i cant draw consistent character size/height differences #holy SHIT they are all over the place the lot of em #also i resent jesterly on principle now #bc it took my like. two hours of constant recoloring to get to a somewhat decent look #i wanted to make their color scheme a little unsettling AND NOW THEYRE BRIGHT FUCKING PINK AND RAINBOW- #jesterly i am in your house with a shotgun #they were gonna have like... dark maroon felt w/ violent orange cheeks #and an equally sinister outfit #LOOK AT THEM. THEYRE A WALKING BANANA CREAM PIE. FUCK. #scribble salad #welcome home oc #why is it that whenever i create two characters meant to be partners (platonic or otherwise) #they immediately start becoming a little fucked up #whats up with that. huh. why do they always get Violent #jesterly has existed for all of three hours #and i already need to keep them on a tight fucking leash #my brain: oh and they love pranks! fun! but sometimes they take it too far and whoops arson & blood is happening but theyre still laughing- #NO!! take it back a notch bitch!!! reel it in!!!! #originally jesterly was gonna be like... a park ranger or forest-dwelling type character or something #but. i really love jesters #people always talk about 'oh prince/princess/royalty & dragon' #or 'oh knight & dragon' #name a more iconic duo than jester & dragon. motherfucker. ill wait. YOU CANT. #and now jesterly exists and i dont like them. but also im attached #theyre in my brain now and they wont leave #as a visual: im trying to sleep and theyre blasting caramelldansen in the same room #sadistic little bastard.

[123pixieaod]

Inspired by this godly post which unlocked a part of my brain I didn't know existed, and solidly gave me complete and utterly brainrot until I wrote something

A thousand thanks to Lily for her wonderful help :))

"Does Kelly not mind you spending all your time with me?" Daniel asks, because she's Daniel and once she's thought something she can't keep her fucking mouth shut, even if she knows it's trouble.

Max looks up, pausing his set of weights, and blinks at her. Daniel feels her cheeks warm. One day, that mouth of yours will run you straight into trouble, young lady, her mum used to tell her, voice firm. Good girls know when to keep quiet. Daniel used to just laugh at the warning. Her laugh is loud and the opposite of quiet, but she used to know that everyone always loved her laugh.

"No," Max says after a beat and then continues lifting. Daniel hates the way her gaze tracks over him, lingering on the movement of his muscles, the ease with which he lifts the weight. Tawny hair brushed out of his eyes, cheeks dusted warm from the exertion. "Of course not."

"Why of course not?" Daniel asks. She wants to sew her mouth shut. This time, Max didn't look over as he answers.

"Kelly's very secure, she's not like other girls. And besides, she knows you."

It's strange. When Daniel was seven and Michelle eleven, they'd gone rock pool fishing. Michelle had been crouched over a shallow pool of water, her finger delicately brushing the tentacles of the anemone. Daniel had been scaling the rocks, wanting steeper, taller, more.

She'd found the shark first, nestled high at between the rocks, and for a beat she hadn't known what she was looking at. Just details, but nothing collective. Rotting smell. Shrivelled holes where eyes should be. Scales of silver lightning. Rubbery fish picked clean. The flash of bone, pearl white.

Then she realised what she was staring at, and screamed. Her father held her while her mother scolded her. I told you not to go climbing! It's too dangerous, Daniel. Why can't you just be good like your sister and stay by the shallow pools?

And then, later, ice cream. Her dad, beside her, explaining the horror away.

It's just nature, Dani. The waves wash them up, and they get stuck there. They can't get back to the sea, and then the sun dries them out.

They drown on air, Michelle helpfully pointed out, her feet kicking happily as she licked her 99. Daniel just just nodded, ice cream untouched. Every time she closed her eyes, she saw the sunken holes, the rotting flesh.

She hasn't thought about that moment for years, but suddenly it washes back over her. She feels simultaneously both. The child, staring at the carcass, frozen in shock. The shark, burning up in the sun, chocking on air.

"What does that mean?" She asks, and somehow her voice is normal, is fine. She's fine. She's not a girl or a shark. She's stupid and a fool and a gawky, ugly idiot, but she's fine.

Max manages to shrug, even with the 50kg weights. "You know. Just that Kelly knows you. She knows what you're like. And she knows me too, of course."

Daniel swallows. She nods. She hates everything about herself.

"That's sexist," she forces herself to say lightly because if the silence stretches anymore, Max might notice and set his weights down and look at her, and Daniel can't bear that. She doesn't want his eyes on her, taking in every blemish and imperfection. The boyish, ratty clothes she works out in and her curls gone frizzy with sweat and her inked skin, so different to Max and Kelly's pale, perfect complexions.

"What's sexist?"

"Saying she's not like other girls," Daniel tells him, setting down the weights she been doing. Instead, she goes to grab the skipping rope, just for something to do.

Max laughs. Daniel's glad she's turned away. Her cheeks are burning again.

"It's the truth. You, of course, Daniel, are not like other girls either." He says it lightly and ends with a chuckle, as if it's all just a joke. Daniel drags a sweaty hand over her cheeks. Burning, burning, burning.

Apparently, in Max's mind, she and Kelly are the same; both not like other girls. Kelly, with her faultless makeup and wonderful daughter and classy dresses and perfect feminity. One end of the scale. Daniel, the other. Barely even considered "a girl." Always one of the boys, only woman in f1 for a reason.

"Thanks," Daniel says. She wants to make it sound humorous, like she's in on the joke too. Instead, it's too cold; muttered as if she actually gave two shits about the conversation anyway. She has an F1 season to prepare for, she's too busy to care about stupid shit like this.

There's a beat of silence as Daniel stretches out the rope, feeling the plastic flex and give. Then, Max exhaling, the gentle bump of his weights against the floor, the workout bench shifting as his centre of gravity changes. Daniel keeps her back to him, ignoring it all.

"I did not mean it as insult," Max finally says, stubborn. Daniel forces a laugh, turning to give him a smile, all teeth.

"Of course not Maxy. I get that." Voice light and blithe. One of the boys.

She thinks he'll drop it, but instead, his frown only grows. Pinched brows, thin lips, cheeks growing blotchy. Blue eyes regard her, intense and unyielding. She burns from the inside out.

"I've upset you," he says, in that blunt, genuine way only he can do. Daniel barks out another laugh.

"Don't be stupid. You're not important enough to ever be able to get under my skin." She gives him another smile with only teeth. She feels insane. Her mother tells her good girls stay quiet.

"I'm sorry," he tries again, growing frustrated now, "I did not mean -"

"I told you, you didn't upset me," she drops the skipping rope without actually using it. "Anyway, I'm bored. Wanna get lunch now? Or are you still trying to pump those muscle with more testosterone?"

Max gives her one last, searching look before standing. They're almost the same height. She wants to shrink to nothing.

"That is not how testosterone works, Daniel," he says with the air of an overworked teacher. He looks at her with a smile, uncertain but genuine. She laughs, allowing him to move the conversation on.

She walks out of the gym first but holds the door for him. He grins, relieved. His fingers skim hers as he takes it and she lets go. A chill runs through her. Cold like scales, cold like ice cream untouched.

Follow up here!

#whole lot of internalised misogyny to unpack here #in my head Daniel is looking like Tash Sultana in the music video for “Jungle” #Max just meaning :))) Kelly knows you and she knows me :))) and she knows we are both two good people who would not cheat :))) #while Daniel just going into an existential crisis of #:((( Kelly knows Max and I :((( and I am zero threat to her because I must be utterly undesirable :((( and not Max's type at all :((( #maxiel #girl!Daniel #for the first time ever lol #my fic #ending involves the tension between them growing and growing #and Kelly watches them share a podium and sees the way Max wraps his arm around Daniel's shoulder and hugs her tightly #and the way Daniel laughs so happily and loudly everyone can hear her #and suddenly Kelly realises she had been wrong and Daniel was a threat #and basically gives Max an ultimate to choose one of them and stop all contact with the other #somehow Daniel finds out and just locks herself away from the world during summer break because it's not even a question who max will pick #and their story ends with Max knocking on her door with looking annoyed with a bunch of drooping flowers #and before Daniel can even say anything he's stepping into her apartment and getting a vase from her cupboard #while complaining about how he ordered the flowers that morning but the florist fucked up his order and of course the flourists in the #Netherlands are much better and soon he will take Daniel there and pick proper flowers like tulips for her #she stares at him in pure disbelief and then starts to laugh. and Max looks over and laughs too and they're still smiling when they kiss #:))))) #apologies but I'm a sucker for a soppy cliched ending lol

[spaciebabie]

me at any inconvenience: my penis HURTS!!!!!!!!

#spacie spoinks #me after i took my adv calc test yesterday #my penis hurts #it works b/c while i am feeling absolute dread abt an exam that i 100% failed (again) #i say that and the sentence is so fucking stupid it makes me laugh #me with tears streaming down my face: my penis hurts #cant help but crack a smile #its likee . jingling keys in my own face #hahaaa hey spacie!! hey spacie!! oooh my penis hurts!! ahahhaa!! my penis hurts!! #i m making myself laugh rn by typing this #the horrors will still come after me but my penis stay hurting

[nmdstv]

steve: *bites, slams, kills and rips a demobat in two with his bare hands*

eddie: *slowly changes his handkerchief from left to right pocket*

#steddie #st #st4 #nsft #if u know u know #THE IDEA OF THIS HAPPENING IS SO FUNNY TO ME #i believe in bottom eddie supremacy #IM SO HAPPY SOME OF U FIND THIS FUNNY TOO ILY ALL FOR FINDING MY DUMB SENSE OF HUMOR FUNNY #bc i WAS laughing like a dumbass when i made this #i want u all to know eddie is STILL starting at steve when he changes the handkerchief bc i feel like it makes it funnier #LIKE dumbly starting and blindly changing it #robin IS cackling in the bg while steve stands there confused #bc WHY is robin laughing #STARING* fuck im half asleep and typing this with 1 hand #autocorrect is not my friend #ste.ddie #my pillow princess eddie agenda<3 #*

[btsugarush]

Imagine being pregnant and thirsting over other men and writing smuts about them. You belong in a brothel for this.

LMAO. I belong in a brothel for being pregnant? I’m single, what do I care for? Please go to hell 😂

#what the hell does being pregnant gotta do with writing smut and liking bts? #y’all come on here and say anything pls come off anon so I can laugh at you #I mean I’m already laughing at you but still this is the dumbest thing I’ve seen i honestly believe you’re trolling LMAO #cherry’s asks #cherry speaks #imagine being on anon and scared to come off of it #be honest… you typed this while on crack didn’t you?

[lookninjas]

FUCKIT FRIENDS

So I finally have contributor copies done for the last issue of FUCKIT, and I've been thinking about it, and are we good maybe just doing three issues this year? I don't want to stop, because I'm enjoying it and I think you guys are too, but 2023 was a fucking struggle from beginning to end and I'm probably going to be burnt out for a minute (and again, I think some of you guys might be too), and if we could just take a little bit longer, I think that might help some.

Also, I would otherwise need submissions in like two weeks, or I'd have to put it all off again until halfway through February and then put the zine together in two weeks again because delaying by a month would just leave us with three issues out by the end of the year and just... kind of not worth it, I feel like.

So I'm thinking submissions due by the end of February, issue comes out in March, then submissions due by end of June, zine comes out in July, then submissions due by end of October, zine comes out in November, we revisit maybe at that time if we feel like it?

Thoughts? Comments? Concerns?

Also, and you'll see when you get it (if your local post office doesn't send it back to me this time what is going on with that), but there is no theme for the next one. Where that usually lives is just a page that says basically "I'm really tired, there's no theme, but we're not quitting, so we'll come up with something."

Which feels like it summarizes this whole decade, honestly.

#FUCKIT: the zine #oh my god that's dropped out of my recommended tags and a whole bunch of other stuff came up when i started typing 'fuck' #and some of it threw me off a bit i won't lie #also i did think for a hot second you know i've already taken time off will i really still be burnt out all of 2024? #and then i laughed at myself because oh that's so cute and naive #sweet summer child

[skeletalheartattack]

#dream posting #fabulous friendshow #i wanted to type it out in a post rather than posting the screenshots but. i didnt have the energy to rewrite everything. #the idea of squidward going into spongebobs house with a hose still has me laughing #that and the idea of mr krabs wanting an excuse to key spongebobs house is really fucking funny #i think mr krabs called the krusty krab pineapple something specific... like the krusty something. but i couldnt remember #it was also like. specifically he had an AI designed to like. know how to rebuild customers houses. #like i dont know if he designed it himself or what. but he had like a touchscreen on a wall of... presumably the krusty krab pineapple. #when i was writing it all down. i couldnt help but be reminded of ai dungeon. and how this could be something itd write.

[always-a-joyful-note]

One thing about Idolish7 is that there is SO much love between the characters and it's not romance baiting, just deep sincerity

#i will be honest....i do think enstars has a lot of romance baiting that isnt baiting more than it is just typical enstars chaos #but i dont know....for some reason i7's love between everyone seems so....sincere? #like you cant even call the flirting with tsumugi romance baiting because you can usually tell its done more for laughs #and the one time it WAS a bit romancey it was actually addressed in the most painful. way. possible #still not over at what-if type friendships btw #idolish7 #fandom spamdom #note's notes