#Stritchy

[remove-the-stairs-bitch]

Illithids.

Illithids my beloved. If you’ve played D&D for any amount of time, you know what I’m talking about. They’re squid-headed creatures which subsist on anthropoid brains, and can read/change minds. Continue reading if you must, but I warn you, these creatures don’t take kindly to being known. According to the Ancient Tomes (Gary Gygax’s exchanges with others), these creatures are meant to be lorekeepers, and only speak to others if they have knowledge, wisdom, or power to give them. Gold means naught to these creatures, and according to the wikipedia page for Oryndoll, their physical currency is the eyes of those who have seen and known. Tangentially related, but Stritchy’s eyes would count. Here’s Stritchy, with his own take on this*:

“I’d really rather not have my eyes used as currency, please. Also, using a screenshot of me is very rude. You could have just asked me. As an aside from that, don’t put words in my mouth. It’s a bridge, it’s meant to hold things, not spew them.” Thanks, Stritchy, for your divine wisdom! Anyways, the hierarchy of illithid currency is as follows: Low-intelligence creatures (1 copper) Creatures which are sentient, but not smart (1 silver) Creatures which are sentient and can speak (1 electrum) Creatures that are sentient and speak eloquently (1 gold) Creatures of unknowably high wisdom (1 platinum) 

This fluctuates depending on the amount of psychic residue in, on, and around the eye. For Stritchy, the base value is 1 copper. However, due to its catchphrase “Big Wall”, this value is changed to that for incredibly wise creatures, boosting it up to 1 platinum. However, since Stritchy is not something that would normally have sentience or an intelligence stat, this value is boosted to 13 platinum and 2 gold. Add the wisdom that’s simply oozing from the depths of its ebony irises, and you have exactly 17 platinum, 4 gold, 9 electrum, and 2 copper. This can buy a whole year’s supply of the finest brains from Glyth. Thank you for reading my horrible thoughts, they were never meant to be shared. *Stritchy did not agree to this, nor is he anywhere near me or my friends, and therefore we feel as though we are safe from Stritchy. Stritchy is the home decor of Joe Hawley, and is therefore “owned” by Joe Hawley. It merely resides in his home, though, rather than being owned, so is he really the proprietor of Stritchy? Or is he merely its landlord?

#Illithids #them damn illithids #Illithid currency #Stritchy #Stritchy the Wall Decor #Big Wall #Copyright Stritchy I think #I do not know if Stritchy has copyright to itself #Does Joe Hawley have Stritchy's copyright? #I am not to know. #Sic Semper Stritchy #Sic Semper Joe Hawley #Joe Hawley #If Joe Hawley persists contact your local Joe Hawley control center immediately. #Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Joe Hawl

[troublewithangels]

watching cocoon the return & anxiously waiting to see if there's another don ameche breakdance scene in this one

#HIIIIIIIIIIII STRITCHIE

[argonphoenix]

ok i’m finally backing up my blog. i can literally hear the 8tb hard drive in my gamer computer making stritchy sktritchy sounds trying to write all my shitposts at once

#.ix

[dearbisexual]

itchy stritchy. ive got bug bites :(

#zee.txt

[the-autistic-agoraphobe]

Autistic April Day 6: Textures I Hate. 

There are a few things that I hate the texture of and can't stand to touch. They include powder, chalk, marshmellows, some fabrics, wigs and some toys.

I don't like the feeling of talcum powder so I don't use it unless I have too but sometimes I need to use it so I wash my hands and put on moisturising cream afterwards.

I don't really do much with chalk but once at work I was doing some chalk drawing with the residents. (I work in a nursing home) My supervisor was kind and allowed me to wear gloves while I did the activity.

I don't like touching marshmellows because they're all powdery but I still like to eat them so I stab them with a fork and put them in my mouth.

I can't stand to touch or wear certain clothes because they are stritchy scratchy. I remember years ago my schools sport uniform had some terrible shorts that I had to wear and I hated the thing. This was back because I knew that I was Autistic or about Autism. If I would have known about Autism back than I would have asked my mum to ask the school if I could wear a different pair of shorts while doing sports. A few years ago I ordered a squid game tracksuit online for me to wear on Halloween. When it arrived I discovered that it was a different texture to what I thought it would be so my mum helped me to resell it on Facebook market place.

I can't touch wigs or wear them they gross me out. When I signed up to partake in the school musical in 2013 I had to make sure that I didn't have to wear a wig while performing. The good news is that I didn't have too. However I don't have any issues with my own hair. I had a wonderful time participating in the school musical. I have attached a photo of me wearing what I wore at the school musical to this post. I felt comfortable with what I was wearing.

I can't touch some toys which includes Barbie and Bratz dolls. I think it's because their hair feels the same as wigs. I was part of the Bratz generation and all of the girls were playing with Bratz while I was playing with beanie babies.

Image Descriptions:

1: This is me on the night of the musical in my kitchen. I was a 17 year old white girl with long dark brown hair tied up in a high ponytail. I am wearing a black ribbon with dots of various colours wrapped around my ponytail and tied into a bow. I am smiling and I am wearing blue eye shadow and red lipstick on my lips. I have a light green scarf tied around my neck. I am wearing a white buttoned up shirt with a collar but no sleeves.

2:There are a list of prompts for each day of the month for Autistic April. The top and bottom of the image is light purple and the middle part of the image is white with black text on it. The black text says "Autistic April 2024 Prompts: 1: Special interests 2: How you found out you were Autistic 3: your favourite stim 4: alternative forms of communication 5: your favourite fidget toys 6: textures you hate 7: safe foods 8: other disabilities you have 9: LBGTQI+ 10: childhood special interests11: comfort items 12: your favourite Autistic celebrities or characters13: unmasking 14: sensory aids 15: misdiagnosis 16: Autism friendly places 17: Disability support you have received 18: animals 19: favourite thing about being Autistic 20: echolalia 21: idenity first or Person first language 22: the spoon theory

23: colours that represent Autism (not blue) 24: Autistic owned small businesses 25: meltdowns and/or shutdowns 26: Your clothing prefences 27: Self care 28: Relatable Autism memes 29: Accessibility 30: routines" There is an infinity symbol that is half red and half gold on the top right corner of the white section. End Descriptions

#actuallyautistic #autistic #autism #autismacceptance #autistic april #autism acceptance month

[thebluestockingfirefly]

Upside down stritchy superfloof.

#cats #kitties #katten #cats of tumblr #cats of instagram #cats of hufflepuff #hufflepuff #phryne #fluffy #so fluffy #fluffypants #fluff #floof #floofy tail #giant floof #super floof #floofball #big floof #so floofy #cat #kitty #kat #aww #pets #animals #cute pets #cute animals #cute cats #cute

[zellaink-blog]

BRASH...the definition of #elainestritch #stritch #stritchy #stritchpix #bendandstritch #wrong #illdrinktothat #inkuary #januarydrawings #drawingaday #promptaday #stritchandbitch

#stritchandbitch #bendandstritch #stritchy #januarydrawings #inkuary #elainestritch #drawingaday #stritchpix #stritch #wrong #promptaday #illdrinktothat

[thebestquad-blog]

Hello Mr Fluffy Pants, come get your stritchy scratches 

[kates365]

4.5.22

Yoga ball stritchies

[thenearsightedmonkey]

Dear Students,

 It is getting closer. And closer. And soon we will begin our time together.

Before we meet, you’ll need to gather the following things and bring them with you on the first day of class, and you’ll also have to choose a class name for yourself.  (There is information about that at the end of this document)

 Our classroom, the Comics Room, is 6131 Humanities. If you don’t know where it is, you might want to give yourself some extra time to find it on the first day. The Humanities building can be confusing.  The Comics Room is on the 6th floor. Find the elevator and turn right when you get off on six. Go all the way down the hall find the door with sparkling silver fringe hanging over the doorway.  Dig it! You made it!

I look forward to seeing you in 3-D very soon.

Sincerely,

Professor Skeletor  (AKA Lynda Barry)

PART 1: CLASS SUPPLIES

-One three ring binder, 2 to 3 inch spine – no smaller, no larger.

-100 heavy weight plastic sheet protectors, already loaded into the binder.

Please do not get economy weight and make sure the plastic sheets are already in the binder before you walk into our classroom. This binder will be where your work will be kept throughout the semester. The binder stays in the classroom.

- A roll of scotch tape – the kind used to wrap gifts.

- 12 Black Papermate Flair pens, medium point.  Item number: PA8430152

Order a dozen of them. They are inexpensive, they have beautiful black ink, but they tend run out quickly so you’ll need a box.  Just so you know, they can be difficult to find if you wait until at the last minute.

 -12 Uniball Vision Stick Roller Ball Pens, Fine Point, Black ink  Item #60126

Order a dozen. IMPORTANT Note: Get the one with the light gray body.  That’s the Fine point.  Don’t get the ‘Micro’ point – which has darker gray body.  Don’t get the ‘Vision Elite’ which has a white body. These can also be difficult to find if you wait until the last minute.

-200 3x5 index cards, lined on one side, blank on the other

-200 4x6 index cards, lined on one side, blank on the other

-Three small glue sticks (like Elmers or UHU)

-8-pack Crayola Twistable crayons – not that hard to find and inexpensive but resist the urge to buy more than the 8 pack for now.

- BOOK:  Cartooning: Philosophy and Practice

Ivan Brunetti

Yale University Press 2011

ISBN 9780300170993

Sometimes they have it used at the bookstore but don’t wait until the last minute to find out.

 PART TWO :  CHOOSE YOUR CLASS NAME

 In our class we all go by class names of our choosing rather than our given names.  We’ll use our class names for the entire semester. You are free to tell each other your given names of course, but in class we will call you by the name you’ve chosen.

 You can pick the name of a character that exists in myth or fiction or even non-fiction, like Medusa or Shrek or Ruth Bader Ginsberg. You can choose to name yourself after an ‘entity’ of some sort, like NASA or Russian Dash Cam or Belvidere Plaza.

 You can choose a character of any gender, from any point in time.  Think of a name that you’d to hear said out loud a lot over the semester. For example, one semester I was Professor Chewbacca and I was so happy whenever anyone said my name. I’ve also been Professor Old Skull,  Professor Sluggo,  Professor Hebdo,  Professor Drogo? Professor Squirrelhead, Professor SETI, Professor Yeti, and Professor Mario Andretti.

 At the end of the semester your name will be retired. You’ll be able to use it again, but no other student will be able to use it in the future. On the attached sheet are all the names that are retired.  If the name you want to use is already on this list, you’ll have to find a new one.

 Please note: If you cannot decide on a class name, you’ll be given the name of an American president and will go by that name for the whole semester.  

(I’m assigning them in order and George Washington and John Adams have been used,  next up are Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and James Monroe. )

 PS: Our classroom, the Comics Room, is 6131 Humanities. If you don’t know where it is, you might want to give yourself some extra time to find it on the first day. The Humanities building can be confusing.  The Comics Room is on the 6th floor. Find the elevator and turn right when you get off on six. Go all the way down the hall find the door with sparkling silver fringe hanging over the doorway.  Dig it! You made it!

 RETIRED NAMES of FORMER CLASS MEMBERS

(drum roll, shot of Wild Turkey)

 A

Akira

Altair Ibn La’ahad

Ambrose

Amethyst

Amygdala

Arabella

Arya Stark

Ash

Auntie Whispers

Avatar Roku

 B

Baby Porkchop

Baubo

Beatrix Kiddo

Bees?

Ben BagBag

Bender

Bezdomny

Big Boss

Bjork

Bluto

Bootsy

Brain Stem

Bulma

 C

Captain Haddock

Captain Underpants

Carmen San Diego

Cerebellum

Cerebral Cortex

Chef Boyardee

Chase Carver

Companion Cube

Count Chocula

Corpus Callosum

Charlie Hebdo

Chewbacca

 D

Daddy Radish

Danger Mouse

Daria

Dick Grayson

Director Flossy

Dolomite

Dorothy Darlying

Dr.Bronner

Dr. Girlfriend

Dr. Hibbleton

Dr. Jones

Drogo

 E

Eeyore

Eliza Thornberry

EVE(nings)

 F

Falada

Fay AtoMz

Felicity Merriman

Fenrir

Free Willy

Freida Ca$hflow

Frontal Lobe

 G

G.K.

Garlic Jr.

George Washington

Ginger

Gray

Green Puppy

Godzilla

Gorilla Grodd

Gort

Gravelord Nito

Grundy

 H

Haiku

Hal 9000

Hallelujah Jones

Harper Row

Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden

Hello Kitty

Hermione Granger

Hippo

Hippocamus

Homoerotic Subtext in Space

Honeybee

Huck Finn

Hunca Munca

Hydra

Hypatia

Hypothalamus

 I

Invader Skoodge

Inspector Gadget

Istanbul

 J

John Adams

Judee

Juju

 K

Kal El

Kali Kugelman

Kitty Foreman

Kiwi Jean

Knuckles Hemingway

 L

LMNOP

Lady Amalthea

Lapis Lazuli

Levi

Linus

Little Nemo

Little My

Lil Hot Stuff

Lireal

Live Harmless Reptiles

Lois Lane

Lore

Lord Zuko

Lucy Lou

Luna Lovegood

Lutra Lutra

Lymbic System

 M

Mafalda

Mako

Martha Stewart

Mary Poppins

Maya the Bee

Meelo

Mighty Manfred

Mighty Mouse

Monkey King

Mordechai

Mr. Bumpy

Mr. November

 N

 Nala

Neko

Nikki Minaj

Noqi

NoraEphron

Nostalgia

 O

Obelix

Octopus Carwash

Old Skull

Optimus Prime

Orange Marmelade

 P

Party Peanut

Peanut

Percy

Pegasus

Pigpen

Pigwidgeon

Pippi Longstocking

Pons

Prefrontal Cortex

Princess Bubblegum

Princess Leia

Princess Lolly

 Q

Quailman

 R

Raspberry Beret

Rattlesnake Master

Raven

Regina Phalange

Regular Sized Rudy

Robin Hood

Rose Quartz

Rosie the Riveter

Roz

 S

Santa Claus

Scott Pilgrim

Scout

SELCO

Sharkbait

Sherlock Holmes

Skeeter

Skeletor

Smaug

Smiley Bone

Snoopy

Space Dandy

Spethjasu

Spinal Cord

Spinelli

Spot

Stevie Beach

Stevanni

Stoibenator

Storm

Stritchy

Stella Luna

Squid

Squilliam Fancison

Squirrelhead

Starfire

Super One Foods

Sweet JP

 T

Taco John

Tank Girl

Temporal Lobe

Terra

Thalamus Wong

The Buffalo

The Girl

The Princess Anistasia

The Shmoo

The Spirit

Tigger

Toes

Trace Lactose

Twilight Sparkle

 U

 V

Vanth

Vicki Minaj

Vincent Brooks

Visual Cortex

 W

Waldo

Wilder

Woodstock

Wyoming

 X

Y

Z

Zef

Zenyatta

Zola

Zorba

#mc1 #making comics #UW-Madison #lynda barry #dear students

[norskieman]

Monty! Fun fact - his full name is Montague Stritchy Jones. #elainestritch #orangetabby #catsofinstagram #tabbycat #daguerreotype #daguerreotypeachromat #lomography #bokeh #nofilter

#catsofinstagram #tabbycat #bokeh #elainestritch #nofilter #daguerreotypeachromat #orangetabby #lomography #daguerreotype #daguerreotype achromat

[ask-abe-mudokon]

"You seem pretty quiet now-a-days there stritchy. You enjoying the peace?"

With all the stress, I enjoy any bit of peace I can get.

#sometimes it's nice just to sit back quietly #and look at all the little things #like the trees and the birds #you feel at peace

[animemoses]

I love when you are giving stritchies to cats and they lift their butts to get show you that they like it

#elevator butt! elevator butt! #ofelia.txt

[eurekakinginc]

Posted by stritchi via /r/artificial. Join Discussion: http://bit.ly/31eCuUP. Curated by: www.eurekaking.com

#AI #ArtificialIntelligence #MachineLearning #Machine Learning #Artificial Intelligence #Marketing #E

[andrawatkins]

When the Right People Travel Travel Travel

When the Right People Travel Travel Travel

Elaine Stritch sang a Noel Coward song about the right people and travel. From the musical Sail Away, it goes like this:

Why do the wrong people travel, travel, travel While the right people stay at home?

Here’s Stritchy singing it.

For my milestone birthday, the right people are travel travel traveling. I’m celebrating…

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#barcelona #Friends #mies van der rohe #milestone #right people #travel

[godgrrl]

Stritchie Claus. (at Sinners & Saints Consulting)